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imported>Kamaloka: /* See Also */

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imported>ColumbineLegend420: /* MOAR PROTEIN */

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	Image:3_bodybuilder.jpeg\|Some ~~people~~ consider this perfection and will go to extreme measures to achieve a body like this. The remaining 99.9% of the world considers them ugly and insane.		Image:3_bodybuilder.jpeg\|[[some argue\|Some People]] consider this perfection and will go to extreme measures to achieve a body like this. The remaining 99.9% of the world considers them ugly and insane.
	Image:4_steroids.jpg\|"That which does not kill you makes you stronger."		Image:4_steroids.jpg\|"That which does not kill you makes you stronger."
	Image:5_totally_not_gay.jpg\|Totally not gay		Image:5_totally_not_gay.jpg\|Totally not gay

imported>LIOD: /* Supplements */

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	[[Image:Meathead Powder.jpg\|thumb\|Im in ur gym, drinkin ur sperm.]]		[[Image:Meathead Powder.jpg\|thumb\|Im in ur gym, drinkin ur sperm.]]
	[[File:Niggerstrong.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Workin those arms.]]		[[File:Niggerstrong.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Workin those arms.]]
			[[File:Shortbeefcake.jpg\|thumb\|right\|No one will notice the short body height, right?]]
	Just like the [[glenn beck\|CIA]] invented crack cocaine to [[lulz\|destroy African American communities]] (fuckin win), weakling science nerds invented "supplements" to steal meathead's moneys and shrink their pen0rs.		Just like the [[glenn beck\|CIA]] invented crack cocaine to [[lulz\|destroy African American communities]] (fuckin win), weakling science nerds invented "supplements" to steal meathead's moneys and shrink their pen0rs.

imported>AlGore: /* MOAR PROTEIN */

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MOAR PROTEIN

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	Image:13_thisiswhatyouwouldlooklikeifyouattemptedtobeasawesomeandcoolasabodybuilder.jpg\|This is what you would look like if you attempted to be as awesome and cool as a bodybuilder		Image:13_thisiswhatyouwouldlooklikeifyouattemptedtobeasawesomeandcoolasabodybuilder.jpg\|This is what you would look like if you attempted to be as awesome and cool as a bodybuilder
	Image:Hecame.jpg\|Typical bodybuilders drinks their own cum when no one is looking.		Image:Hecame.jpg\|Typical bodybuilders drinks their own cum when no one is looking.
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	*'''METHAMPHETAROIDS!!!''' - [[Jesus\|Grants immortality]] and the ability to [[Winrar\|punch women and children]] into alternate dimensions. [[:File:Epic-LongBattle.jpg\|Side effects]] are generally mild.		*'''METHAMPHETAROIDS!!!''' - [[Jesus\|Grants immortality]] and the ability to [[Winrar\|punch women and children]] into alternate dimensions. [[:File:Epic-LongBattle.jpg\|Side effects]] are generally mild.
	**''Special Ability: 9001% bonus to strength, rape stamina and violent outbursts. Immunity from tazers.''		**''Special Ability: 9001% bonus to strength, rape stamina and violent outbursts. Immunity from tazers.''

			*'''HYPHY MUD''' - Made by the one and only [[nigger\|kali muscle]], this is a mixture of coca cola and ground coffee beans to give you the best <s>heart attack</s> workout possible!

	==Income==		==Income==
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	*[http://ezinearticles.com/?id=138050 Roid Gut the End of the Aesthetic Physique]		*[http://ezinearticles.com/?id=138050 Roid Gut the End of the Aesthetic Physique]
	**"In mid 80's, Human Growth Hormone (HGH) and Insulin became popular drugs with professional bodybuilders. The net result, with these top level competitors, is the "Roid Gut". Now days, we have bodybuilders sporting a 40-46" waists. I am guessing, of course, since no competitor would dare share the mammoth size of their waistlines."		**"In mid 80's, Human Growth Hormone (HGH) and Insulin became popular drugs with professional bodybuilders. The net result, with these top level competitors, is the "Roid Gut". Now days, we have bodybuilders sporting a 40-46" waists. I am guessing, of course, since no competitor would dare share the mammoth size of their waistlines."

			==Youtubers==

			Because bodybuilders cannot get enough of themselves, they go to [[youtube]] to give away shitty advice and get their ass kissed by sexless virgins and [[faggots]]. An easy way to identify one of these bodybuilders is if they:
			*Aren't wearing a shirt
			*Have a bodybuilding.com account
			*Have tutorials on how to squat
			*Are selling their shitty protein products.

			An example of some of these youtubers are:
			*Kali Muscle - A roid rager who sells his shitty protein products to uninformed viewers. He is on the verge of liver failure and his channel consists of shitty workouts that are guaranteed to not work.

			*Strength Camp - A bodybuilder that actually gives good advice. He has admitted to using steroids in the past and commonly talks about spiritual and voodoo shit.

			*Six-Pack Shortcuts - An [[Azn]] who makes money by selling his shitty products and breaking more peoples bones with his crappy workout tutorials. He is one of the most subscribed channels due to his advertising on other channels and websites.

	==Typical Bodybuilder Workout Day==		==Typical Bodybuilder Workout Day==
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	*5AM: Steroid Injection		*5AM: Steroid Injection
	*5:15AM: Weigh-in... 1000 pounds (morbidly obese, [[retard\|BUT it's muscle, NOT fat!]]		*5:15AM: Weigh-in... 1000 pounds (morbidly obese, [[retard\|BUT it's muscle, NOT fat!]]
	*6AM: Breakfast: 50 egg omelet		*6AM: Breakfast: 50 egg omelet mixed with Creatine.
	*7AM: Workout with 2L of Sperm Supplement		*7AM: Workout with 2L of Sperm Supplement
	*12PM: Lunch: [[horse dick]]s in sperm sauce (bodyfags regard cocks to be the best source of protein and eat copious amounts; [[science\|they also believe that sucking the cocks of men and animals is a 100% absorption method of the precious amino acids]])		*12PM: Lunch: [[horse dick]]s in sperm sauce (bodyfags regard cocks to be the best source of protein and eat copious amounts; [[science\|they also believe that sucking the cocks of men and animals is a 100% absorption method of the precious amino acids]])
	*1PM: Workout with Urine Electrolyte Booster Supplement		*1PM: Workout with Urine Electrolyte Booster Supplement
	*7PM: Dinner: [[your mom\|a whole cow]]		*7PM: Dinner: [[your mom\|a whole cow]]
	*7:15PM: Workout		*7:15PM: Workout
	*11PM: Weigh-in... 10.000 pounds (thanks to eating [[your mom]]) The bodyfag then immediately has an orgasm and exclaims [[retard\|"Yes!!! I have gained 9.000 pounds of pure muscle in this day! I'm almost reaching my goal of being 100.000 pounds of pure force!!!!!!!")]]		*11PM: Weigh-in... 10.000 pounds (thanks to eating [[your mom]]) The bodyfag then immediately has an orgasm and exclaims [[retard\|"Yes!!! I have gained 9.000 pounds of pure muscle in this day! I'm almost reaching my goal of being 100.000 pounds of pure force!!!!!!!")]]
	*12AM: Sleep (but only if [[gay sex]] isn't available)		*12AM: Sleep (but only if [[gay sex]] isn't available)

imported>3tails: /* Supplements */

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	==Supplements==		==Supplements==
	[[Image:Meathead Powder.jpg\|thumb\|Im in ur gym, drinkin ur sperm.]]		[[Image:Meathead Powder.jpg\|thumb\|Im in ur gym, drinkin ur sperm.]]
			[[File:Niggerstrong.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Workin those arms.]]
	Just like the [[glenn beck\|CIA]] invented crack cocaine to [[lulz\|destroy African American communities]] (fuckin win), weakling science nerds invented "supplements" to steal meathead's moneys and shrink their pen0rs.		Just like the [[glenn beck\|CIA]] invented crack cocaine to [[lulz\|destroy African American communities]] (fuckin win), weakling science nerds invented "supplements" to steal meathead's moneys and shrink their pen0rs.

imported>Oddguy: /* See Also */

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	*[[Lifeinatent]]		*[[Lifeinatent]]
	*[[P90X]]		*[[P90X]]
			*[[Planet Fitness]]
	*[[Pro-ana]]		*[[Pro-ana]]

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	Image:3_bodybuilder.jpeg\|Some ~~people~~ consider this perfection and will go to extreme measures to achieve a body like this. The remaining 99.9% of the world considers them ugly and insane.		Image:3_bodybuilder.jpeg\|[[some argue\|Some People]] consider this perfection and will go to extreme measures to achieve a body like this. The remaining 99.9% of the world considers them ugly and insane.
	Image:4_steroids.jpg\|"That which does not kill you makes you stronger."		Image:4_steroids.jpg\|"That which does not kill you makes you stronger."
	Image:5_totally_not_gay.jpg\|Totally not gay		Image:5_totally_not_gay.jpg\|Totally not gay

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	[[Image:Meathead Powder.jpg\|thumb\|Im in ur gym, drinkin ur sperm.]]		[[Image:Meathead Powder.jpg\|thumb\|Im in ur gym, drinkin ur sperm.]]
	[[File:Niggerstrong.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Workin those arms.]]		[[File:Niggerstrong.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Workin those arms.]]
			[[File:Shortbeefcake.jpg\|thumb\|right\|No one will notice the short body height, right?]]
	Just like the [[glenn beck\|CIA]] invented crack cocaine to [[lulz\|destroy African American communities]] (fuckin win), weakling science nerds invented "supplements" to steal meathead's moneys and shrink their pen0rs.		Just like the [[glenn beck\|CIA]] invented crack cocaine to [[lulz\|destroy African American communities]] (fuckin win), weakling science nerds invented "supplements" to steal meathead's moneys and shrink their pen0rs.

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	[[Image:Handless.jpg\|thumb\|How the fuck can I lift weights?! I have no hands!!]]		[[Image:Handless.jpg\|thumb\|How the fuck can I lift weights?! I have no hands!!]]
	Bodybuilding is a <s>sport</s> homoerotic beauty pageant where walking drug stores in thongs flex their shredded glutes for a bunch of closeted fags. '''Bodybuilders''' are very sexy, if you find [[fugly]] veins, tiny [[penis]]es, and outrageous vanity to be a turn on. [[Stupid]] to start with, bodybuilders add to their natural [[retard]]ation by taking steroids, [[Diabeetus\|insulin]], human growth hormone, diuretics, and synthol though they will vehemently deny it. Yeah, it's all [[cum\|protein shakes]], [[cum\|egg white]] omelets and [[shit nobody cares about\|creatine]].<br>		Bodybuilding is a <s>sport</s> homoerotic beauty pageant where walking drug stores in thongs flex their shredded glutes for a bunch of closeted fags. '''Bodybuilders''' are very sexy, if you find [[fugly]] veins, tiny [[penis]]es, and outrageous vanity to be a turn on. [[Stupid]] to start with, bodybuilders add to their natural [[retard]]ation by taking steroids, [[Diabeetus\|insulin]], human growth hormone, diuretics, and synthol though they will vehemently deny it. Yeah, it's all [[cum\|protein shakes]], [[cum\|egg white]] omelets and [[shit nobody cares about\|creatine]].<br>
	The bodybuilding industry is a scam meant to prey on your insecurities for the purpose of selling you worthless, overpriced supplements, while showing off bodybuilders with enough prescription and or illegal drugs in them to stock a pharmacy. All but the top pro bodybuilders are poorly paid and must resort to gay 4 pay for the industries' many repressed homosexual schmoes to make ends meet. Pro bodybuilders are incredibly unhealthy due to muscular obesity and can't run up a flight of stairs without passing out.		The bodybuilding industry is a scam meant to prey on your insecurities for the purpose of selling you worthless, overpriced supplements while showing off bodybuilders with enough prescription and or illegal drugs in them to stock a pharmacy. All but the top pro bodybuilders are poorly paid and must resort to gay 4 pay for the industries' many repressed homosexual schmoes to make ends meet. Pro bodybuilders are incredibly unhealthy due to muscular obesity and can't run up a flight of stairs without passing out.

	[[Arnold Schwarzenegger\|Female bodybuilders]] are identical to male bodybuilders except they have to wear bikini tops over the misshapen chest area where their breasts used to be, and [[trap\|have much larger pen0rs.]]		[[Arnold Schwarzenegger\|Female bodybuilders]] are identical to male bodybuilders except they have to wear bikini tops over the misshapen chest area where their breasts used to be, and [[trap\|have much larger pen0rs.]]
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	*'''Protein''' - The cocaine that fuels the [[Guido\|Jersey shore.]] Looks like chunky sperm and/or diarrhea and tastes like a combination of both. '''PUSH IT TO THE MAX!!!''' Test your body's ability to process nitrogen by taking over 500 grams of protein a day, shitting out your kidneys and filling the whites of your eyes with the yellow byproduct of dying organ tissue and blood cells. You'll get HUGE lifting your dialysis machine around for [[Dying alone\|the rest of your life!]]		*'''Protein''' - The cocaine that fuels the [[Guido\|Jersey shore.]] Looks like chunky sperm and/or diarrhea and tastes like a combination of both. '''PUSH IT TO THE MAX!!!''' Test your body's ability to process nitrogen by taking over 500 grams of protein a day, shitting out your kidneys, and filling the whites of your eyes with the yellow byproduct of dying organ tissue and blood cells. You'll get HUGE lifting your dialysis machine around for [[Dying alone\|the rest of your life!]]
	**''Special Ability: +10 to beating up [[you\|nerds]]. +12.5% chance of tribal tattoo on biceps per level of [[Douchebag\|Ed Hardy]] shirt.		**''Special Ability: +10 to beating up [[you\|nerds]]. +12.5% chance of tribal tattoo on biceps per level of [[Douchebag\|Ed Hardy]] shirt.

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	**''Special Ability: Summon unsightly forehead veins.''		**''Special Ability: Summon unsightly forehead veins.''

	*'''NOXPLODE''' - Need an extra [[:File:NO_XPLODE_ingredients.png\|500 unregulated/untested chemicals]] pumping through your bloodstream while you work out? '''FUCK YES YOU DO!''' ~~Thats~~ why you paid [[Noob\|$65 for it at GNC!]]		*'''NOXPLODE''' - Need an extra [[:File:NO_XPLODE_ingredients.png\|500 unregulated/untested chemicals]] pumping through your bloodstream while you work out? '''FUCK YES YOU DO!''' That's why you paid [[Noob\|$65 for it at GNC!]]
	**''Special Ability: +75 to ~~ipod~~ volume. +30 to grunting. These stats gain a 5% bonus in strength per number of "Fraternity Bros" in gym.''		**''Special Ability: +75 to iPod volume. +30 to grunting. These stats gain a 5% bonus in strength per number of "Fraternity Bros" in the gym.''

	*'''Steroids''' - [[Chris Benoit\|Builds so much muscle and RAAAAAAGE that you will spend your free time beating your wife and son to death while simultaneously masturbating to yourself in the mirror with your tiny cock and balls. Combine with oxycontin to hang yourself from a cable pulldown machine in your basement.]]		*'''Steroids''' - [[Chris Benoit\|Builds so much muscle and RAAAAAAGE that you will spend your free time beating your wife and son to death while simultaneously masturbating to yourself in the mirror with your tiny cock and balls. Combine with oxycontin to hang yourself from a cable pulldown machine in your basement.]]
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	*'''METHAMPHETAROIDS!!!''' - [[Jesus\|Grants immortality]] and the ability to [[Winrar\|punch women and children]] into alternate dimensions. [[:File:Epic-LongBattle.jpg\|Side effects]] are generally mild.		*'''METHAMPHETAROIDS!!!''' - [[Jesus\|Grants immortality]] and the ability to [[Winrar\|punch women and children]] into alternate dimensions. [[:File:Epic-LongBattle.jpg\|Side effects]] are generally mild.
	**''Special Ability: 9001% bonus to strength, rape stamina and violent outbursts. Immunity from ~~tazers~~.''		**''Special Ability: 9001% bonus to strength, rape stamina, and violent outbursts. Immunity from tasers.''

	*'''HYPHY MUD''' - Made by the one and only [[nigger\|kali muscle]], this is a mixture of coca cola and ground coffee beans to give you the best <s>heart attack</s> workout possible!		*'''HYPHY MUD''' - Made by the one and only [[nigger\|kali muscle]], this is a mixture of coca cola and ground coffee beans to give you the best <s>heart attack</s> workout possible!
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	An example of some of these youtubers are:		An example of some of these youtubers are:
	*Kali Muscle - A roid rager who sells his shitty protein products to uninformed viewers. He is on the verge of liver failure and his channel consists of shitty workouts that are guaranteed to ~~not~~ work.		*Kali Muscle - A roid rager who sells his shitty protein products to uninformed viewers. He is on the verge of liver failure and his channel consists of shitty workouts that are guaranteed not to work.

	*Strength Camp - A bodybuilder that actually gives good advice. He has admitted to using steroids in the past and commonly talks about spiritual and voodoo shit.		*Strength Camp - A bodybuilder that actually gives good advice. He has admitted to using steroids in the past and commonly talks about spiritual and voodoo shit.

	*Six-Pack Shortcuts - An [[Azn]] who makes money by selling his shitty products and breaking more ~~peoples~~ bones with his crappy workout tutorials. He is one of the most subscribed channels due to his advertising on other channels and websites.		*Six-Pack Shortcuts - An [[Azn]] who makes money by selling his shitty products and breaking more people's bones with his crappy workout tutorials. He is one of the most subscribed channels due to his advertising on other channels and websites.

	==Typical Bodybuilder Workout Day==		==Typical Bodybuilder Workout Day==
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	== Trolling ==		== Trolling ==
	Bodybuilders are typically very easy to troll, due to their tiny brains and massive amounts of testosterone/steroid abuse. These will all send a ~~body builder~~ into a blinding [[Chris Benoit\|roid rage]]. He will try to throw you hella far but will only destroy his monitor before he realizes he can't squish someone in an [[internet]] conversation. Then he will go to the gym to sulk and [[buttsex\|pump some iron]]. Another sure fire way to [[troll]] a [[guido\|bodybuilder]] is to ask how many cock pushups [[you\|he]]/[[tranny\|she]]/[[lol wut\|it]] can do. Since their cocks have been swallowed up by muscle mass due to massive weightlifting, they can do a whole [[divide by zero\|0]].		Bodybuilders are typically very easy to troll, due to their tiny brains and massive amounts of testosterone/steroid abuse. These will all send a bodybuilder into a blinding [[Chris Benoit\|roid rage]]. He will try to throw you hella far but will only destroy his monitor before he realizes he can't squish someone in an [[internet]] conversation. Then he will go to the gym to sulk and [[buttsex\|pump some iron]]. Another sure-fire way to [[troll]] a [[guido\|bodybuilder]] is to ask how many cock pushups [[you\|he]]/[[tranny\|she]]/[[lol wut\|it]] can do. Since their cocks have been swallowed up by muscle mass due to massive weightlifting, they can do a whole [[divide by zero\|0]].

	* Tell him his triceps look small.		* Tell him his triceps look small.
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	* Tell them how much success you have had with a high carb no protein diet, and stick to your story.		* Tell them how much success you have had with a high carb no protein diet, and stick to your story.
	* Tell them you work out 1/4 as much as them and are twice as big.		* Tell them you work out 1/4 as much as them and are twice as big.
	* Any workout they say they do tell them "I used to do that too when i first started"		* Any workout they say they do tell them "I used to do that too when I first started"
	* Ask if benching 200 pounds is so easy for you why do you need to have a guy 1/2 your size spot you?		* Ask if benching 200 pounds is so easy for you why do you need to have a guy 1/2 your size spot you?
	* Tell them that bodybuilding is a homosexual ~~oriented~~ activity, aimed at gays or closeted fags.		* Tell them that bodybuilding is a homosexual activity aimed at gays or closeted fags.
	* Tell them that steroids are unsafe and cause roid rage.		* Tell them that steroids are unsafe and cause roid rage.
	* Tell them that 'a calorie is a calorie'.		* Tell them that a calorie is a calorie.
	* Tell them that an obviously roided up bodybuilder is all natural.		* Tell them that an obviously roided-up bodybuilder is all-natural.
	* Tell them that the squat is bad for the knees.		* Tell them that the squat is bad for the knees.
	* Tell them that you don't train legs, because you play football / soccer / any other sport that preferentially does not involve any weight training.		* Tell them that you don't train legs because you play football/soccer/any other sport that preferentially does not involve any weight training.

	== MySpace Bodybuilders ==		== MySpace Bodybuilders ==

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