Bloodbourne - Revision history

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	==See Also==		==See Also==

	*[http://m.~~mugenmonkey~~.~~com/?c=492556655735973866 Link to the best build in the game]~~		*[http://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/ The place you'll be spending the most time at other than actually playing the game.]
	*[http://darkBLOODs.wikidot.com/ The place you'll be spending the most time at other than actually playing the game.]
	*[http://www.gamefaqs.com/ The other place where fags will spend their time at.]		*[http://www.gamefaqs.com/ The other place where fags will spend their time at.]
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	===Weapons===		===Weapons===

	Due to From's lust for potential [[jew gold]] from the DLC that they will inevitably release to sustain their new cash-cow, there is a severe lack of weapons. The guns are practically useless for anything other than parrying, and the only melee weapons worth using are the ones that are any faster than your grandfather's pelvic thrusts, since that way you can just stun-lock anything until it dies. There is one shield available in the game, but it's so weak that it serves as little other than a sick joke ~~from From (this is why their name is stupid)~~ to those trying to play the game like they play [[Dark Souls\|Dark Soles]].		Due to From's lust for potential [[jew gold]] from the DLC that they will inevitably release to sustain their new cash-cow, there is a severe lack of weapons. The guns are practically useless for anything other than parrying, and the only melee weapons worth using are the ones that are any faster than your grandfather's pelvic thrusts, since that way you can just stun-lock anything until it dies. There is one shield available in the game, but it's so weak that it serves as little other than a sick joke to those trying to play the game like they play [[Dark Souls\|Dark Soles]].

	===Arcane===		===Arcane===

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	~~[[File:Bloodborne_in_a_Nutshell.jpg\|thumb\|400px\|What 99% of the game consists of]]~~

	==The Bosses==		==The Bosses==

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 '''''Bloodbourne''''' is the spiritual successor to the epitome of artificial difficult <s>action RPG</s> shovelware developed by the [[Wapanese|non-jewish]] company From Software (''Yes, that is the name they are going with''). Despite it being touted as [[Lie| deviating from its predecessors]], it's pretty much the exact same game with a slightly less obnoxious HUD, moar tentacles, and most of the content from the other games missing.
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 ==List of Widely accepted GOOD Weapons==
 *Ludwig's Holy Blade
 *Kirkhammer (basically the same thing as LHB except the transformation gives you a hammer instead of another over-sized sword)
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			[[File:Bloodborne_in_a_Nutshell.jpg\|thumb\|400px\|What 99% of the game consists of]]

	==~~Lists~~==		==The Bosses==

	~~If there is one thing this game seems to have a problem with its lists. The whole game is basically just one big list of shit. The amount~~ of ~~weapons you get is~~ the ~~biggest list you'll see~~ in ~~your life.(Even longer than the list of niggers in the unemployment line.) Not only are there a metric ass ton of weapons already in the game, you can have~~ more ~~than one of the same weapon and the weapons you have multiple~~ of don't make a neat stack no they just add on to the already huge ass list. (And strangely enough other non-weapon items such as humanity or cracked red eye orbs do make neat little stacks.) The game isn't the only thing suffering from this list disease. The whole community (even this article) suffers from this strange disease. I mean just open any article on the [http:~~//darkBLOODs.wikidot.com/weapons wikidot wiki and just look.] It's just a list of fuck.~~		All of the bosses in Bloodborne fit into one or more of five categories:

	~~==Artificial Difficulty Tropes vs Players in Bloodbourne==~~		1. Large bosses that fall down if you hit their limbs a bit, allowing you to simply spam their weak points until you win
			*Vicar Amelia
			*Darkbeast Paarl

	~~Despite the above article, here is a list of Artificial Difficulty Tropes which Bloodbourne completely endorses.~~

	~~===Spam Enemies===~~		2. Humanoid bosses that you can kill with almost nothing but parries
			*Father Gascoigne
			*Shadows of Yharnam
			*Martyr Logarius
			*Gehrman, the First Hunter

	Dark BLOOD's main difficulty comes from spamming large number of enemies upon the player. Encountered in later sequels (Bloodbourne 2 endorses this trope even more, especially in it's New Game+ Mode, and Bloodbourne is just this trope. Nothing else)
	This is basically putting a large number of enemies (usually of the same type) to engage the player at once and overwhelm him with stats and powers. Bloodbourne loves to do this. Most of the time, the player will have to engage with 2 or more enemies at the same time. While they are weak on their own, the only reason they can pose any threat is due to their large numbers.
	~~Don't believe me? Go in Blight Town. Just do it. I bet even in Undead Burg you encountered this before you found your way.~~

	~~===Cheap Deaths===~~		3. Bosses with "safe zones" where you are unlikely to get hit because their attacks don't cover certain areas very well or due to the terrain
			*Cleric Beast
			*Blood-starved Beast
			*The One Reborn
			*Amygdala

	~~Oooh Bloodbourne loves these ones. They are everywhere; enemies jumping out of nowhere and killing the player, traps that drop you into a horde of enemies, or just bosses coming out of nowhere...~~
	~~These are basically deaths that the player cannot avoid without previous experience.~~

	~~If you play Bloodbourne <s>and you can't spot any cheap deaths~~,~~</s> there~~'s ~~something wrong with you!~~		4. Bosses that are easy except when they use one particular attack
			*Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos
			*Micolash, Host of the Nightmare
			*Mergo's Wet Nurse

	~~==='Those' Enemies===~~

	~~'That' Enemy is an enemy type that is either annoying to deal with, annoying to kill or just annoying overall~~.		5. Weak bosses that rely on summoning enemies that are usually stronger than they are
	~~A great example would be those dart spitters in Blight Town. They are hard to spot and can inflict powerful toxin upon the player. This forces the player to consume a rare item or just die.~~		*Bitches of Hemwick
	~~And the Skeleton Wheels~~ that ~~come out of nowhere (because the sight range is short), cannot be blocked and deal a shitton of damage.~~		*Rom, the Vacuous Spider
			*Celestial Emissary
	~~===Gibbing Enemies===~~

	~~These are~~ enemies ~~placed around the world~~ that ~~can instantly kill the player.~~
	~~In Bloodbourne, about any knightcan 1hit the player with a strong attack.~~

	~~===Walk~~ of ~~Shame===~~

	~~Or the <B>Walk of Defeat</B>~~, ~~is not as much part of~~ the ~~difficulty but contributes to artificial enlongation of the gameplay.~~
	~~This is the walk the player has to do from the checkpoint to the boss, because Bosses and Checkpoints are soo far apart. They're not hard or dangerous, just unnecessarily long.~~

	~~===Battle the Camera/FPS===~~

	~~The camera in Bloodbourne is annoying and hard to control in tight spaces, making the player fall off platforms or be unable to face enemies.~~
	~~Additionally, the auto targeting system goes spastic when the player is fighting more than 2 enemies, and if an enemy comes from behind, it will often turn the player around and expose him.~~

	==YouTube==		==YouTube==

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	\|This game's variation of the giant ass pigs in Dank Souls, except they don't even have armor~~. Have~~ an annoying ass charging move that will probably one-hit you.		\|This game's variation of the giant ass pigs in Dank Souls, except they don't even have armor, but they do have an annoying ass charging move that will probably one-hit you
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	\|'''Brainsuckers'''		\|'''Brainsuckers'''

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	Every game needs good challenging enemies. Well this one just fucked up. All the enemies are bland and totally unoriginal. They range from stupid eurofags with pitchforks to rape-happy tentacle monsters. We at ED have saved you the time and effort of actually playing the game and listed most of the enemies below for you.		Every game needs good challenging enemies. Well this one just fucked up. All the enemies are bland and totally unoriginal. They range from stupid eurofags with pitchforks to rape-happy tentacle monsters. We at ED have saved you the time and effort of actually playing the game and listed most of the enemies below for you.
	[[File:~~Commonplayerreaction~~.jpg\|thumb\|~~This~~ the ~~common players reaction towards death.~~]]		[[File:Bloodborne_in_a_Nutshell.jpg\|thumb\|400px\|What 99% of the game consists of]]

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	\|'''Brainsuckers'''		\|'''Brainsuckers'''
	\|Stupid pricks that exist only to feed off of your agony while draining your insight. There's also a boss version found in chalice dungeons because From ran out of ideas.		\|Stupid pricks that exist only to feed off of your agony while draining your insight. There's also a boss version found in chalice dungeons because From ran out of ideas.
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			\|'''Labyrinth Madmen'''
			\|Batshit crazy guys in chalice dungeons with unrealistic running speed; very difficult for filthy casulz
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			\|'''Scholars'''
			\|[[Nerd\|Nerds]] that let their jelly fetishes go a bit too far; their attacks are so slow that you have to be retarded to get killed by them
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			\|'''Blue Aliens'''
			\|Stereotypical aliens, not unlike [[Spics\|Mexicans]]
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	\|'''Other Enemies'''		\|'''Other Enemies'''