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Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd: /* See Also */

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Billy Appears on Regular Show

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	\|<youtube>VcAlMnR4RwE</youtube><br/>[[Regular Show]] pisses off Billy.		\|<youtube>VcAlMnR4RwE</youtube><br/>[[Regular Show]] (a children’s cartoon) pisses off Billy.
	\|<youtube>EPNaf2oY70c</youtube><br/>Giant Bearded Face gets [[REKT]].		\|<youtube>EPNaf2oY70c</youtube><br/>Giant Bearded Face gets [[REKT]].
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	{{timeline\|Featured article April 8, & April 9, [[2025]]\|[[Asperger's Syndrome]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[The Anarchist ~~Cookbookll~~]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article April 8, & April 9, [[2025]]\|[[Asperger's Syndrome]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[The Anarchist Cookbook]]}}

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	{{timeline\|Featured article April 8, & April 9, [[2025]]\|[[Asperger's Syndrome]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[~~Billy Mitchell~~]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article April 8, & April 9, [[2025]]\|[[Asperger's Syndrome]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[The Anarchist Cookbookll]]}}

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			{{timeline\|Featured article April 8, & April 9, [[2025]]\|[[Asperger's Syndrome]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Billy Mitchell]]}}

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Broccoli and Coffee at 00:49, 5 April 2025

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	[[At Least 100\|Once upon a time]], Billy claimed to have some high-scores on some video games made during the [[Civil War]] and crowned himself '''THE KING OF KONG''', complete with making a plaque for himself claiming it was from Namco, and used this to gain clout and fame, until some dorks analyzed the footage and proved conclusively he cheated, much like his friend and suspected gay lover Todd Rogers. He had his high-scores for Donkey Kong, Pacman, and Custer's Revenge wiped off the official scoreboards and probably about three people cared. Now, the amount of "fame" one gets from this is about the amount of fame you get for inventing a [[Forced Meme\|hilarious new meme]], and people cheat all the time, so why should you OR your friends at Encyclopedia Dramatica care? Why are we even wasting the bandwidth talking about a scruffy afghan hound who [[Basement Dweller\|plays video games for a living?]]		[[At Least 100\|Once upon a time]], Billy claimed to have some high-scores on some video games made during the [[Civil War]] and crowned himself '''THE KING OF KONG''', complete with making a plaque for himself claiming it was from Namco, and used this to gain clout and fame, until some dorks analyzed the footage and proved conclusively he cheated, much like his friend and suspected gay lover Todd Rogers. He had his high-scores for Donkey Kong, Pacman, and Custer's Revenge wiped off the official scoreboards and probably about three people cared. Now, the amount of "fame" one gets from this is about the amount of fame you get for inventing a [[Forced Meme\|hilarious new meme]], and people cheat all the time, so why should you OR your friends at Encyclopedia Dramatica care? Why are we even wasting the bandwidth talking about a scruffy afghan hound who [[Basement Dweller\|plays video games for a living?]]

	Because, rather than say [[LOL INTERNET]], Billy decided to also go for the [[Lolcow]] high-score and launched [[Lolsuits]] against Twin Galaxies arcade, the group that called him a cheater. Then he launched a lolsuit against Youtuber Karl Jobst for calling him ~~a con man in one of his videos about Todd Rogers~~. Then he sued [[Regular Show]] for Garret Bobby Ferguson. Then he sued Jobst ''again'' when Jobst started spewing out video after video about him [[I Did It For The Lulz\|for the lulz]]. Then he sued David Race, the ''actual'' Pac Man world record holder, for farting in an elevator. Then he sued Twin Galaxies ''again'' for, uh, we'll get back to you on that one. The fella basically [[Streisand Effect\|Barbara'd]] himself to the point that the whole fucking planet only knows him as "that guy who sues fucking everyone over the equivalent of a grade school playground argument about who's the bestest Mario player", and ensured himself a place in our [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Article_of_the_Now\|Rogues Gallery]] for all eternity... or until the next country takes our site down. Whichever comes first.		Because, rather than say [[LOL INTERNET]], Billy decided to also go for the [[Lolcow]] high-score and launched [[Lolsuits]] against Twin Galaxies arcade, the group that called him a cheater. Then he launched a lolsuit against Youtuber [[Karl Jobst]] for calling him responsible for Apollo Legend becoming [[an hero]]. Then he sued [[Regular Show]] for Garret Bobby Ferguson. Then he sued Jobst ''again'' when Jobst started spewing out video after video about him [[I Did It For The Lulz\|for the lulz]]. Then he sued David Race, the ''actual'' Pac Man world record holder, for farting in an elevator. Then he sued Twin Galaxies ''again'' for, uh, we'll get back to you on that one. The fella basically [[Streisand Effect\|Barbara'd]] himself to the point that the whole fucking planet only knows him as "that guy who sues fucking everyone over the equivalent of a grade school playground argument about who's the bestest Mario player", and ensured himself a place in our [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Article_of_the_Now\|Rogues Gallery]] for all eternity... or until the next country takes our site down. Whichever comes first.

	In early [[2024]], he settled his Twin Galaxies settlement: much like the much lulzier [[Vietnam War]], both sides decided it was too expensive, walked away, and declared victory. Twin Galaxies didn't restore his records to their leaderboard, or even unban him, but they ''did'' create a "historic records" section that hosts his old records. Which is like if the Olympics had a "historical medalists" list that had Lance Armstrong and Marion Jones on it. Pretty much the lulziest thing to come of this was Billy gloating that "he won the lawsuit and his records were reinstated on Twitter" only to be [[Fake News\|fact-checked by the community]] and then ''delete the tweet''... and Karl Jobst's "Billy Lost The Lawsuit" video which desperately tries to spin this as a loss between long puffs of Copium. [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|99% of civil suits end in settlement; nobody should be surprised]]. Then Mitchell decided they hadn't done ''exactly'' what he wanted them to do and opened up that can of beans once more, taking them right back to court presumably for no reason other than he didn't get the praise for winning he felt he deserved.		In early [[2024]], he settled his Twin Galaxies settlement: much like the much lulzier [[Vietnam War]], both sides decided it was too expensive, walked away, and declared victory. Twin Galaxies didn't restore his records to their leaderboard, or even unban him, but they ''did'' create a "historic records" section that hosts his old records. Which is like if the Olympics had a "historical medalists" list that had Lance Armstrong and Marion Jones on it. Pretty much the lulziest thing to come of this was Billy gloating that "he won the lawsuit and his records were reinstated on Twitter" only to be [[Fake News\|fact-checked by the community]] and then ''delete the tweet''... and Karl Jobst's "Billy Lost The Lawsuit" video which desperately tries to spin this as a loss between long puffs of Copium. [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|99% of civil suits end in settlement; nobody should be surprised]]. Then Mitchell decided they hadn't done ''exactly'' what he wanted them to do and opened up that can of beans once more, taking them right back to court presumably for no reason other than he didn't get the praise for winning he felt he deserved.
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	Because we here at Encyclopedia Dramatica care about [[Fact\|the facts]], and the facts surrounding this greasy putz are funnier than anything we could ever make up, we're honored to introduce Garret Bobby Fergusen's kickboxing record. Fun fact: this used tampon is the first person to ever need a "lolsuits" category on his article, which is likely the only thing he's ever actually won fair and square!		Because we here at Encyclopedia Dramatica care about [[Fact\|the facts]], and the facts surrounding this greasy putz are funnier than anything we could ever make up, we're honored to introduce Garret Bobby Fergusen's kickboxing record. Fun fact: this used tampon is the first person to ever need a "lolsuits" category on his article, which is likely the only thing he's ever actually won fair and square!
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	'''Bitchell V Jobst'''<br>		'''Bitchell V Jobst'''<br>
	'''Outcome:''' Win<br>		'''Outcome:''' Win<br>
	Bitchell sued Jobst because <s>he called him a cheater and a fraud in a video about Todd Togers</s> '''LOL NOPE''' it was actually about he calling him responsible for Apollo Legend offing himself. He expected Jobst to back down, not realizing that pasty-faced motherfucker is from [[Australia]] and thus accustomed to dealing with highly-aggressive venomous pests that will attack unprovoked for no reason. The fight ended in April 2025 with Bitchell winning and Jobst losing ALL credibility for misleading his audience into thinking the lawsuit was about the cheating allegations when in reality it was all about Apollo Legend the whole time.<br>		Bitchell sued [[Karl Jobst\|Jobst]] because <s>he called him a cheater and a fraud in a video about Todd Togers</s> '''LOL NOPE''' it was actually about he calling him responsible for Apollo Legend offing himself. He expected Jobst to back down, not realizing that pasty-faced motherfucker is from [[Australia]] and thus accustomed to dealing with highly-aggressive venomous pests that will attack unprovoked for no reason. The fight ended in April 2025 with Bitchell winning and Jobst losing ALL credibility for misleading his audience into thinking the lawsuit was about the cheating allegations when in reality it was all about Apollo Legend the whole time.<br>
	<br>		<br>
	'''Bitchell V Regular Show'''<br>		'''Bitchell V Regular Show'''<br>

Broccoli and Coffee at 10:42, 3 April 2025

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	'''Bitchell V Jobst 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]'''<br>		'''Bitchell V Jobst 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]'''<br>
	'''Outcome:''' Withdrawn<br>		'''Outcome:''' Withdrawn<br>
	Bitchell sued Jobst ''again'' for playing the "THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE GONNA CHEAT" clip linked below. Again, Jobst has made the rather lulzy decision to fight to the bitter end and seems perfectly willing to [[Muslim\|blow himself up]] if it means catching Bitchell in the explosion. [[Protip\|PROTIP:]] when your arch-nemesis is a 60lb cancer patient who makes clickbait videos to pay for chemo, and is ''winning'', you should probably just go quiet and slink into the shadows before you make even more of a fool of yourself.~~<br>~~ This lawsuit would end up being withdrawn as Bitchell and his lawyers decided to focus entirely on the first lawsuit, the one about Apollo Legend (~~which~~ Jobst misled his audience to think it was about the cheating allegations) and as it turns out, that would end up being the winning move.		Bitchell sued Jobst ''again'' for playing the "THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE GONNA CHEAT" clip linked below. Again, Jobst has made the rather lulzy decision to fight to the bitter end and seems perfectly willing to [[Muslim\|blow himself up]] if it means catching Bitchell in the explosion. [[Protip\|PROTIP:]] when your arch-nemesis is a 60lb cancer patient who makes clickbait videos to pay for chemo, and is ''winning'', you should probably just go quiet and slink into the shadows before you make even more of a fool of yourself. This lawsuit would end up being withdrawn as Bitchell and his lawyers decided to focus entirely on the first lawsuit, the one about Apollo Legend (the one that Jobst misled his audience to think it was about the cheating allegations) and as it turns out, that would end up being the winning move.<br>
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	'''Bitchell V David Race'''<br>		'''Bitchell V David Race'''<br>

Broccoli and Coffee at 10:41, 3 April 2025

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	'''Bitchell V Jobst 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]'''<br>		'''Bitchell V Jobst 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]'''<br>
	'''Outcome:''' ~~Pending~~<br>		'''Outcome:''' Withdrawn<br>
	Bitchell sued Jobst ''again'' for playing the "THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE GONNA CHEAT" clip linked below. Again, Jobst has made the rather lulzy decision to fight to the bitter end and seems perfectly willing to [[Muslim\|blow himself up]] if it means catching Bitchell in the explosion. [[Protip\|PROTIP:]] when your arch-nemesis is a 60lb cancer patient who makes clickbait videos to pay for chemo, and is ''winning'', you should probably just go quiet and slink into the shadows before you make even more of a fool of yourself.<br>		Bitchell sued Jobst ''again'' for playing the "THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE GONNA CHEAT" clip linked below. Again, Jobst has made the rather lulzy decision to fight to the bitter end and seems perfectly willing to [[Muslim\|blow himself up]] if it means catching Bitchell in the explosion. [[Protip\|PROTIP:]] when your arch-nemesis is a 60lb cancer patient who makes clickbait videos to pay for chemo, and is ''winning'', you should probably just go quiet and slink into the shadows before you make even more of a fool of yourself.<br> This lawsuit would end up being withdrawn as Bitchell and his lawyers decided to focus entirely on the first lawsuit, the one about Apollo Legend (which Jobst misled his audience to think it was about the cheating allegations) and as it turns out, that would end up being the winning move.
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	'''Bitchell V David Race'''<br>		'''Bitchell V David Race'''<br>

Broccoli and Coffee at 10:24, 2 April 2025

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	'''Bitchell V Jobst'''<br>		'''Bitchell V Jobst'''<br>
	'''Outcome:''' ~~Pending~~<br>		'''Outcome:''' Win<br>
	Bitchell sued Jobst because he called him a cheater and a fraud in a video about Todd Togers. He expected Jobst to back down, not realizing that pasty-faced motherfucker is from [[Australia]] and thus accustomed to dealing with highly-aggressive venomous pests that will attack unprovoked for no reason. The fight ~~rages on,~~ and ~~our [[Detective\|E-Detectives]] will keep you posted!~~<br>		Bitchell sued Jobst because <s>he called him a cheater and a fraud in a video about Todd Togers</s> '''LOL NOPE''' it was actually about he calling him responsible for Apollo Legend offing himself. He expected Jobst to back down, not realizing that pasty-faced motherfucker is from [[Australia]] and thus accustomed to dealing with highly-aggressive venomous pests that will attack unprovoked for no reason. The fight ended in April 2025 with Bitchell winning and Jobst losing ALL credibility for misleading his audience into thinking the lawsuit was about the cheating allegations when in reality it was all about Apollo Legend the whole time.<br>
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	'''Bitchell V Regular Show'''<br>		'''Bitchell V Regular Show'''<br>

Yooco: + Karl Jobst videos

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+ Karl Jobst videos

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	[[File:BillyMitchell.jpg\|thumb\|The greasy fuck himself.]]		[[File:BillyMitchell.jpg\|thumb\|The greasy fuck himself.]]
	[[File:FakeNewsBilly.jpg\|thumb\|Getting Fake News'd on Twitter after his "victory"]]		[[File:FakeNewsBilly.jpg\|thumb\|Getting Fake News'd on Twitter after his "victory"]]
	'''William James Mitchell, Jr.''' (a.k.a. <s>'''The King of Kong'''</s> '''The World's Tallest Midget''', '''[[Regular Show\|Garrett Bobby Ferguson]]''', '''Giant Bearded Face''' and '''Silly Bitchell''') is a {{Age\|1965\|7\|16}}-year-old [[gamer]] and a cheater who is most well known for looking like a washed up [[Shit nobody cares about\|Kenny Loggins]] on [[meth]] and for having a forehead that's almost as big as [[K-On!\|Ritsu Tainaka]]'s. He is known for leveraging [[copyright]]s and [[personality rights]] to attack criticism.<ref>[http://archive.today/2025.02.27-171932/https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/youtuber-apollo-legend-reportedly-found-dead-home-hours-suicide-letter-surfaced-online YouTuber "Apollo Legend" reportedly found dead at home hours after suicide letter surfaced online] - "Apollo Legend was a speedrunning commentator/YouTuber who had quit the platform around a year ago after losing a lawsuit against gamer/restaurateur Billy Mitchell, who sued him over some illegal voice and video recordings that he obtained from an Arcade event that was held in Fort Lauderdale, Florida." - It doesn't matter whether they were "illegal", they expose Billy Mitchell's corruption either way.</ref>		'''William James Mitchell, Jr.''' (a.k.a. <s>'''The King of Kong'''</s> '''The World's Tallest Midget''', '''[[Regular Show\|Garrett Bobby Ferguson]]''', '''Giant Bearded Face''' and '''Silly Bitchell''') is a {{Age\|1965\|7\|16}}-year-old [[gamer]] and a cheater who is most well known for looking like a washed up [[Shit nobody cares about\|Kenny Loggins]] on [[meth]] and for having a forehead that's almost as big as [[K-On!\|Ritsu Tainaka]]'s. He is known for leveraging [[copyright]]s and [[personality rights]] to attack criticism.<ref>[http://archive.today/2025.02.27-171932/https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/youtuber-apollo-legend-reportedly-found-dead-home-hours-suicide-letter-surfaced-online YouTuber "Apollo Legend" reportedly found dead at home hours after suicide letter surfaced online] - "Apollo Legend was a speedrunning commentator/YouTuber who had quit the platform around a year ago after losing a lawsuit against gamer/restaurateur Billy Mitchell, who sued him over some illegal voice and video recordings that he obtained from an Arcade event that was held in Fort Lauderdale, Florida." - It doesn't matter whether they were "illegal", they expose Billy Mitchell's corruption either way.</ref><ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYcC0zj66GY When Cartoon Network Destroyed Billy Mitchell] - Karl Jobst</ref><ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUdKSLjwZTo Cheater Billy Mitchell Just Keeps Losing] - Karl Jobst</ref>

	[[At Least 100\|Once upon a time]], Billy claimed to have some high-scores on some video games made during the [[Civil War]] and crowned himself '''THE KING OF KONG''', complete with making a plaque for himself claiming it was from Namco, and used this to gain clout and fame, until some dorks analyzed the footage and proved conclusively he cheated, much like his friend and suspected gay lover Todd Rogers. He had his high-scores for Donkey Kong, Pacman, and Custer's Revenge wiped off the official scoreboards and probably about three people cared. Now, the amount of "fame" one gets from this is about the amount of fame you get for inventing a [[Forced Meme\|hilarious new meme]], and people cheat all the time, so why should you OR your friends at Encyclopedia Dramatica care? Why are we even wasting the bandwidth talking about a scruffy afghan hound who [[Basement Dweller\|plays video games for a living?]]		[[At Least 100\|Once upon a time]], Billy claimed to have some high-scores on some video games made during the [[Civil War]] and crowned himself '''THE KING OF KONG''', complete with making a plaque for himself claiming it was from Namco, and used this to gain clout and fame, until some dorks analyzed the footage and proved conclusively he cheated, much like his friend and suspected gay lover Todd Rogers. He had his high-scores for Donkey Kong, Pacman, and Custer's Revenge wiped off the official scoreboards and probably about three people cared. Now, the amount of "fame" one gets from this is about the amount of fame you get for inventing a [[Forced Meme\|hilarious new meme]], and people cheat all the time, so why should you OR your friends at Encyclopedia Dramatica care? Why are we even wasting the bandwidth talking about a scruffy afghan hound who [[Basement Dweller\|plays video games for a living?]]

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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
	* [[Todd Rogers]] - Billy's butt buddy and partner in crime.		* [[Todd Rogers]] - Billy's butt buddy and partner in crime.
	* [[William Atchison]] - Someone who got a slightly higher score than Billy.
	* [[Streisand Effect]] - What happens when you try to use the legal system as a club to win a "I'm better at video games than you" argument.		* [[Streisand Effect]] - What happens when you try to use the legal system as a club to win a "I'm better at video games than you" argument.

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	'''William James Mitchell, Jr.''' (a.k.a. <s>'''The King of Kong'''</s> '''The World's Tallest Midget''', '''[[Regular Show\|Garrett Bobby Ferguson]]''', '''Giant Bearded Face''' and '''Silly Bitchell''') is a {{Age\|1965\|7\|16}}-year-old [[gamer]] and a cheater who is most well known for looking like a washed up [[Shit nobody cares about\|Kenny Loggins]] on [[meth]] and for having a forehead that's almost as big as [[K-On!\|Ritsu Tainaka]]'s. He is known for leveraging [[copyright]]s and [[personality rights]] to attack criticism.<ref>[http://archive.today/2025.02.27-171932/https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/youtuber-apollo-legend-reportedly-found-dead-home-hours-suicide-letter-surfaced-online YouTuber "Apollo Legend" reportedly found dead at home hours after suicide letter surfaced online] - "Apollo Legend was a speedrunning commentator/YouTuber who had quit the platform around a year ago after losing a lawsuit against gamer/restaurateur Billy Mitchell, who sued him over some illegal voice and video recordings that he obtained from an Arcade event that was held in Fort Lauderdale, Florida." - It doesn't matter whether they were "illegal", they expose Billy Mitchell's corruption either way.</ref>		'''William James Mitchell, Jr.''' (a.k.a. <s>'''The King of Kong'''</s> '''The World's Tallest Midget''', '''[[Regular Show\|Garrett Bobby Ferguson]]''', '''Giant Bearded Face''' and '''Silly Bitchell''') is a {{Age\|1965\|7\|16}}-year-old [[gamer]] and a cheater who is most well known for looking like a washed up [[Shit nobody cares about\|Kenny Loggins]] on [[meth]] and for having a forehead that's almost as big as [[K-On!\|Ritsu Tainaka]]'s. He is known for leveraging [[copyright]]s and [[personality rights]] to attack criticism.<ref>[http://archive.today/2025.02.27-171932/https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/youtuber-apollo-legend-reportedly-found-dead-home-hours-suicide-letter-surfaced-online YouTuber "Apollo Legend" reportedly found dead at home hours after suicide letter surfaced online] - "Apollo Legend was a speedrunning commentator/YouTuber who had quit the platform around a year ago after losing a lawsuit against gamer/restaurateur Billy Mitchell, who sued him over some illegal voice and video recordings that he obtained from an Arcade event that was held in Fort Lauderdale, Florida." - It doesn't matter whether they were "illegal", they expose Billy Mitchell's corruption either way.</ref><ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYcC0zj66GY When Cartoon Network Destroyed Billy Mitchell] - Karl Jobst</ref><ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUdKSLjwZTo Cheater Billy Mitchell Just Keeps Losing] - Karl Jobst</ref>

	[[At Least 100\|Once upon a time]], Billy claimed to have some high-scores on some video games made during the [[Civil War]] and crowned himself '''THE KING OF KONG''', complete with making a plaque for himself claiming it was from Namco, and used this to gain clout and fame, until some dorks analyzed the footage and proved conclusively he cheated, much like his friend and suspected gay lover Todd Rogers. He had his high-scores for Donkey Kong, Pacman, and Custer's Revenge wiped off the official scoreboards and probably about three people cared. Now, the amount of "fame" one gets from this is about the amount of fame you get for inventing a [[Forced Meme\|hilarious new meme]], and people cheat all the time, so why should you OR your friends at Encyclopedia Dramatica care? Why are we even wasting the bandwidth talking about a scruffy afghan hound who [[Basement Dweller\|plays video games for a living?]]		[[At Least 100\|Once upon a time]], Billy claimed to have some high-scores on some video games made during the [[Civil War]] and crowned himself '''THE KING OF KONG''', complete with making a plaque for himself claiming it was from Namco, and used this to gain clout and fame, until some dorks analyzed the footage and proved conclusively he cheated, much like his friend and suspected gay lover Todd Rogers. He had his high-scores for Donkey Kong, Pacman, and Custer's Revenge wiped off the official scoreboards and probably about three people cared. Now, the amount of "fame" one gets from this is about the amount of fame you get for inventing a [[Forced Meme\|hilarious new meme]], and people cheat all the time, so why should you OR your friends at Encyclopedia Dramatica care? Why are we even wasting the bandwidth talking about a scruffy afghan hound who [[Basement Dweller\|plays video games for a living?]]