Bill Hicks - Revision history

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			{{notice\|Not to be confused with a very similar-looking [[fat]] [[Conspiracy theorist\|conspiracy-obsessive]] called [[Alex Jones\|Alexander Emerick Jones,]] even though [[Common knowledge\|they are, in fact, the same person]]}}
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	P.S.: Diagnostic tests suggest that Cancer might have been a factor in Leary's untimely demise.		P.S.: Diagnostic tests suggest that Cancer might have been a factor in Leary's untimely demise.

			==See also==
			*[[George Carlin]]
			*[[Louis C.K.]]

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	''It is [[truth\|not well known]] that this person died of cancer. You can help by [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Bill_Hicks&action=edit editing this article to mention it repeatedly]''		''It is [[truth\|not well known]] that this person died of cancer. You can help by [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Bill_Hicks&action=edit editing this article to mention it repeatedly]''

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	'''Bill Hicks''' was a [[chubby\|chubby]], [[Uncyclopedia\|unfunny]], [[autistic]] comedian/[[douchebag]] from around [[at least 100 years ago\|100 years ago]] who is notable for dying of [[aids]] before he could hit the big time and [[Girlvinyl\|sell out like a bitch]]. Of course Hollywood didn't care, since in his short time on Earth, Hicks spawned a wave of [[fucktards\|underage fanboys]]. Hicks was noted for his love of corporate America, and often took money from [[republicans\|Right Wing]] groups to fund his tours. He Hated drug users and correctly thought of psychedelic culture as being backwards thinking hippy bullshit, which is funny since a lot of fried out hippys who are [[New Age\|fans]] of the crappy whine-rock band tool profess to love Bill Hicks.		'''Bill Hicks''' was a [[chubby\|chubby]], [[Uncyclopedia\|unfunny]], [[autistic]] comedian/[[douchebag]] from around [[at least 100 years ago\|100 years ago]] who is notable for dying of [[aids]] before he could hit the big time and [[Girlvinyl\|sell out like a bitch]]. Of course Hollywood didn't care, since in his short time on Earth, Hicks spawned a wave of [[fucktards\|underage fanboys]]. Hicks was noted for his love of corporate America, and often took money from [[republicans\|Right Wing]] groups to fund his tours. He Hated drug users and correctly thought of psychedelic culture as being backwards thinking hippy bullshit, which is funny since a lot of fried out hippys who are [[New Age\|fans]] of the crappy whine-rock band tool profess to love Bill Hicks.

	Hicks's gimmick, before dying of [[herpes]], was that he talked about how dumb rednecks were, complaining about how Iraq War I was nothing more than George Bush Senior showing to the world how big his penis was, his hatred for Republicans (being one of the first comedians to introduce the concept of [[Lemonparty]] to the masses, via a bit involving [[Ronald Reagan]], [[W\|George H.W. Bush]], [[Dan Quayle]] and [[Rush Limbaugh]] having shit/piss themed sex parties), and celebrity bashing (envisioning Jay Leno committing [[suicide]] by sticking an Uzi in his mouth [[Billo the Clown\|live on TV]], calling George Michaels gay, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany 69ing each other), and [[butthurt\|whining]] about how celebrities who do commercials deserve to be shot in the back of the skull. But his most famous bit was his mocking of non-smokers, not knowing that fate was gearing up to kick him in the ass by giving him pancreatic cancer (~~[[No Shit\|~~though lung cancer would have been funnier and much more ironic]]).		Hicks's gimmick, before dying of [[herpes]], was that he talked about how dumb rednecks were, complaining about how Iraq War I was nothing more than George Bush Senior showing to the world how big his penis was, his hatred for Republicans (being one of the first comedians to introduce the concept of [[Lemonparty]] to the masses, via a bit involving [[Ronald Reagan]], [[W\|George H.W. Bush]], [[Dan Quayle]] and [[Rush Limbaugh]] having shit/piss themed sex parties), and celebrity bashing (envisioning Jay Leno committing [[suicide]] by sticking an Uzi in his mouth [[Billo the Clown\|live on TV]], calling George Michaels gay, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany 69ing each other), and [[butthurt\|whining]] about how celebrities who do commercials deserve to be shot in the back of the skull. But his most famous bit was his mocking of non-smokers, not knowing that fate was gearing up to kick him in the ass by giving him pancreatic cancer (though lung cancer would have been funnier and much more ironic).

	{{quote\|The world is like [[dick neck\|a ride]] in an [[goatse\|amusement park]]. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun -- for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question. "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we... we kill those people.\|Bill Hicks}}		{{quote\|The world is like [[dick neck\|a ride]] in an [[goatse\|amusement park]]. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun -- for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question. "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we... we kill those people.\|Bill Hicks}}

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	''It is [[truth\|not well known]] that this person died of cancer. You can help by [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/index.php?title=Bill_Hicks&action=edit editing this article to mention it repeatedly]''		''It is [[truth\|not well known]] that this person died of cancer. You can help by [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Bill_Hicks&action=edit editing this article to mention it repeatedly]''

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	'''Bill Hicks''' was a [[chubby\|chubby]], [[Uncyclopedia\|unfunny]], [[autistic]] comedian/[[douchebag]] from around [[at least 100 years ago\|100 years ago]] who is notable for dying of [[aids]] before he could hit the big time and [[Girlvinyl\|sell out like a bitch]]. Of course Hollywood didn't care, since in his short time on Earth, Hicks spawned a wave of [[fucktards\|underage fanboys]]. Hicks was noted for his love of corporate America, and often took money from [[republicans\|Right Wing]] groups to fund his tours. He Hated drug users and correctly thought of psychedelic culture as being backwards thinking hippy bullshit, which is funny since a lot of fried out hippys who are [[New Age\|fans]] of the crappy whine-rock band tool profess to love Bill Hicks.		'''Bill Hicks''' was a [[chubby\|chubby]], [[Uncyclopedia\|unfunny]], [[autistic]] comedian/[[douchebag]] from around [[at least 100 years ago\|100 years ago]] who is notable for dying of [[aids]] before he could hit the big time and [[Girlvinyl\|sell out like a bitch]]. Of course Hollywood didn't care, since in his short time on Earth, Hicks spawned a wave of [[fucktards\|underage fanboys]]. Hicks was noted for his love of corporate America, and often took money from [[republicans\|Right Wing]] groups to fund his tours. He Hated drug users and correctly thought of psychedelic culture as being backwards thinking hippy bullshit, which is funny since a lot of fried out hippys who are [[New Age\|fans]] of the crappy whine-rock band tool profess to love Bill Hicks.

	Hicks's gimmick, before dying of [[herpes]], was that he talked about how dumb rednecks were, complaining about how Iraq War I was nothing more than George Bush Senior showing to the world how big his penis was, his hatred for Republicans (being one of the first comedians to introduce the concept of [[Lemonparty]] to the masses, via a bit involving [[Ronald Reagan]], [[W\|George H.W. Bush]], [[Dan Quayle]] and [[Rush Limbaugh]] having shit/piss themed sex parties), and celebrity bashing (envisioning Jay Leno committing [[suicide]] by sticking an Uzi in his mouth [[Billo the Clown\|live on TV]], calling George Michaels gay, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany 69ing each other), and [[butthurt\|whining]] about how celebrities who do commercials deserve to be shot in the back of the skull. But his most famous bit was his mocking of non-smokers, not knowing that fate was gearing up to kick him in the ass by giving him pancreatic cancer (though lung cancer would have been funnier and much more ironic).		Hicks's gimmick, before dying of [[herpes]], was that he talked about how dumb rednecks were, complaining about how Iraq War I was nothing more than George Bush Senior showing to the world how big his penis was, his hatred for Republicans (being one of the first comedians to introduce the concept of [[Lemonparty]] to the masses, via a bit involving [[Ronald Reagan]], [[W\|George H.W. Bush]], [[Dan Quayle]] and [[Rush Limbaugh]] having shit/piss themed sex parties), and celebrity bashing (envisioning Jay Leno committing [[suicide]] by sticking an Uzi in his mouth [[Billo the Clown\|live on TV]], calling George Michaels gay, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany 69ing each other), and [[butthurt\|whining]] about how celebrities who do commercials deserve to be shot in the back of the skull. But his most famous bit was his mocking of non-smokers, not knowing that fate was gearing up to kick him in the ass by giving him pancreatic cancer ([[No Shit\|though lung cancer would have been funnier and much more ironic]]).

	{{quote\|The world is like [[dick neck\|a ride]] in an [[goatse\|amusement park]]. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun -- for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question. "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we... we kill those people.\|Bill Hicks}}		{{quote\|The world is like [[dick neck\|a ride]] in an [[goatse\|amusement park]]. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun -- for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question. "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we... we kill those people.\|Bill Hicks}}

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	'''Bill Hicks''' was a [[chubby\|chubby]], [[Uncyclopedia\|unfunny]], [[autistic]] comedian/[[douchebag]] from around [[at least 100 years ago\|100 years ago]] who is notable for dying of [[~~Cancer~~]] before he could hit the big time and [[Girlvinyl\|sell out like a bitch]]. Of course Hollywood didn't care, since in his short time on Earth, Hicks spawned a wave of [[fucktards\|underage fanboys]]. Hicks was noted for his love of corporate America, and often took money from [[republicans\|Right Wing]] groups to fund his tours. He Hated drug users and correctly thought of psychedelic culture as being backwards thinking hippy bullshit, which is funny since a lot of fried out hippys who are [[New Age\|fans]] of the crappy whine-rock band tool profess to love Bill Hicks.		'''Bill Hicks''' was a [[chubby\|chubby]], [[Uncyclopedia\|unfunny]], [[autistic]] comedian/[[douchebag]] from around [[at least 100 years ago\|100 years ago]] who is notable for dying of [[aids]] before he could hit the big time and [[Girlvinyl\|sell out like a bitch]]. Of course Hollywood didn't care, since in his short time on Earth, Hicks spawned a wave of [[fucktards\|underage fanboys]]. Hicks was noted for his love of corporate America, and often took money from [[republicans\|Right Wing]] groups to fund his tours. He Hated drug users and correctly thought of psychedelic culture as being backwards thinking hippy bullshit, which is funny since a lot of fried out hippys who are [[New Age\|fans]] of the crappy whine-rock band tool profess to love Bill Hicks.

	Hicks's gimmick, before dying of [[~~Cancer~~]], was that he talked about how dumb rednecks were, complaining about how Iraq War I was nothing more than George Bush Senior showing to the world how big his penis was, his hatred for Republicans (being one of the first comedians to introduce the concept of [[Lemonparty]] to the masses, via a bit involving [[Ronald Reagan]], [[W\|George H.W. Bush]], [[Dan Quayle]] and [[Rush Limbaugh]] having shit/piss themed sex parties), and celebrity bashing (envisioning Jay Leno committing [[suicide]] by sticking an Uzi in his mouth [[Billo the Clown\|live on TV]], calling George Michaels gay, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany 69ing each other), and [[butthurt\|whining]] about how celebrities who do commercials deserve to be shot in the back of the skull. But his most famous bit was his mocking of non-smokers, not knowing that fate was gearing up to kick him in the ass by giving him pancreatic cancer (though lung cancer would have been funnier and much more ironic).		Hicks's gimmick, before dying of [[herpes]], was that he talked about how dumb rednecks were, complaining about how Iraq War I was nothing more than George Bush Senior showing to the world how big his penis was, his hatred for Republicans (being one of the first comedians to introduce the concept of [[Lemonparty]] to the masses, via a bit involving [[Ronald Reagan]], [[W\|George H.W. Bush]], [[Dan Quayle]] and [[Rush Limbaugh]] having shit/piss themed sex parties), and celebrity bashing (envisioning Jay Leno committing [[suicide]] by sticking an Uzi in his mouth [[Billo the Clown\|live on TV]], calling George Michaels gay, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany 69ing each other), and [[butthurt\|whining]] about how celebrities who do commercials deserve to be shot in the back of the skull. But his most famous bit was his mocking of non-smokers, not knowing that fate was gearing up to kick him in the ass by giving him pancreatic cancer (though lung cancer would have been funnier and much more ironic).

	{{quote\|The world is like [[dick neck\|a ride]] in an [[goatse\|amusement park]]. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun -- for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question. "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we... we kill those people.\|Bill Hicks}}		{{quote\|The world is like [[dick neck\|a ride]] in an [[goatse\|amusement park]]. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun -- for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question. "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we... we kill those people.\|Bill Hicks}}

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	'''Bill Hicks''' was a [[chubby\|chubby]], [[Uncyclopedia\|unfunny]], [[autistic]] comedian/[[douchebag]] from around [[at least 100 years ago\|100 years ago]] who is notable for dying of [[aids]] before he could hit the big time and [[Girlvinyl\|sell out like a bitch]]. Of course Hollywood didn't care, since in his short time on Earth, Hicks spawned a wave of [[fucktards\|underage fanboys]]. Hicks was noted for his love of corporate America, and often took money from [[republicans\|Right Wing]] groups to fund his tours. He Hated drug users and correctly thought of psychedelic culture as being backwards thinking hippy bullshit, which is funny since a lot of fried out hippys who are [[New Age\|fans]] of the crappy whine-rock band tool profess to love Bill Hicks.		'''Bill Hicks''' was a [[chubby\|chubby]], [[Uncyclopedia\|unfunny]], [[autistic]] comedian/[[douchebag]] from around [[at least 100 years ago\|100 years ago]] who is notable for dying of [[aids]] before he could hit the big time and [[Girlvinyl\|sell out like a bitch]]. Of course Hollywood didn't care, since in his short time on Earth, Hicks spawned a wave of [[fucktards\|underage fanboys]]. Hicks was noted for his love of corporate America, and often took money from [[republicans\|Right Wing]] groups to fund his tours. He Hated drug users and correctly thought of psychedelic culture as being backwards thinking hippy bullshit, which is funny since a lot of fried out hippys who are [[New Age\|fans]] of the crappy whine-rock band tool profess to love Bill Hicks.

	Hicks's gimmick, before dying of [[herpes]], was that he talked about how dumb rednecks were, complaining about how Iraq War I was nothing more than George Bush Senior showing to the world how big his penis was, his hatred for Republicans (being one of the first comedians to introduce the concept of [[Lemonparty]] to the masses, via a bit involving [[Ronald Reagan]], [[W\|George H.W. Bush]], [[Dan Quayle]] and [[Rush Limbaugh]] having shit/piss themed sex parties), and celebrity bashing (envisioning Jay Leno committing [[suicide]] by sticking an Uzi in his mouth [[Billo the Clown\|live on TV]], calling George Michaels gay, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany 69ing each other), and [[butthurt\|whining]] about how celebrities who do commercials deserve to be shot in the back of the skull. But his most famous bit was his mocking of non-smokers, not knowing that fate was gearing up to kick him in the ass by giving him pancreatic cancer (~~[[No Shit\|~~though lung cancer would have been funnier and much more ironic]]).		Hicks's gimmick, before dying of [[herpes]], was that he talked about how dumb rednecks were, complaining about how Iraq War I was nothing more than George Bush Senior showing to the world how big his penis was, his hatred for Republicans (being one of the first comedians to introduce the concept of [[Lemonparty]] to the masses, via a bit involving [[Ronald Reagan]], [[W\|George H.W. Bush]], [[Dan Quayle]] and [[Rush Limbaugh]] having shit/piss themed sex parties), and celebrity bashing (envisioning Jay Leno committing [[suicide]] by sticking an Uzi in his mouth [[Billo the Clown\|live on TV]], calling George Michaels gay, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany 69ing each other), and [[butthurt\|whining]] about how celebrities who do commercials deserve to be shot in the back of the skull. But his most famous bit was his mocking of non-smokers, not knowing that fate was gearing up to kick him in the ass by giving him pancreatic cancer (though lung cancer would have been funnier and much more ironic).

	{{quote\|The world is like [[dick neck\|a ride]] in an [[goatse\|amusement park]]. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun -- for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question. "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we... we kill those people.\|Bill Hicks}}		{{quote\|The world is like [[dick neck\|a ride]] in an [[goatse\|amusement park]]. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun -- for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question. "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we... we kill those people.\|Bill Hicks}}

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	'''Bill Hicks''' was a [[chubby\|chubby]], [[Uncyclopedia\|unfunny]], [[autistic]] comedian/[[douchebag]] from around [[at least 100 years ago\|100 years ago]] who is notable for dying of [[aids]] before he could hit the big time and [[Girlvinyl\|sell out like a bitch]]. Of course Hollywood didn't care, since in his short time on Earth, Hicks spawned a wave of [[fucktards\|underage fanboys]]. Hicks was noted for his love of corporate America, and often took money from [[republicans\|Right Wing]] groups to fund his tours. He Hated drug users and correctly thought of psychedelic culture as being backwards thinking hippy bullshit, which is funny since a lot of fried out hippys who are [[New Age\|fans]] of the crappy whine-rock band tool profess to love Bill Hicks.		'''Bill Hicks''' was a [[chubby\|chubby]], [[Uncyclopedia\|unfunny]], [[autistic]] comedian/[[douchebag]] from around [[at least 100 years ago\|100 years ago]] who is notable for dying of [[aids]] before he could hit the big time and [[Girlvinyl\|sell out like a bitch]]. Of course Hollywood didn't care, since in his short time on Earth, Hicks spawned a wave of [[fucktards\|underage fanboys]]. Hicks was noted for his love of corporate America, and often took money from [[republicans\|Right Wing]] groups to fund his tours. He Hated drug users and correctly thought of psychedelic culture as being backwards thinking hippy bullshit, which is funny since a lot of fried out hippys who are [[New Age\|fans]] of the crappy whine-rock band tool profess to love Bill Hicks.

	Hicks's gimmick, before dying of [[herpes]], was that he talked about how dumb rednecks were, complaining about how Iraq War I was nothing more than George Bush Senior showing to the world how big his penis was, his hatred for Republicans (being one of the first comedians to introduce the concept of [[Lemonparty]] to the masses, via a bit involving [[Ronald Reagan]], [[W\|George H.W. Bush]], [[Dan Quayle]] and [[Rush Limbaugh]] having shit/piss themed sex parties), and celebrity bashing (envisioning Jay Leno committing [[suicide]] by sticking an Uzi in his mouth [[Billo the Clown\|live on TV]], calling George Michaels gay, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany 69ing each other), and [[butthurt\|whining]] about how celebrities who do commercials deserve to be shot in the back of the skull. But his most famous bit was his mocking of non-smokers, not knowing that fate was gearing up to kick him in the ass by giving him pancreatic cancer (though lung cancer would have been funnier and much more ironic).		Hicks's gimmick, before dying of [[herpes]], was that he talked about how dumb rednecks were, complaining about how Iraq War I was nothing more than George Bush Senior showing to the world how big his penis was, his hatred for Republicans (being one of the first comedians to introduce the concept of [[Lemonparty]] to the masses, via a bit involving [[Ronald Reagan]], [[W\|George H.W. Bush]], [[Dan Quayle]] and [[Rush Limbaugh]] having shit/piss themed sex parties), and celebrity bashing (envisioning Jay Leno committing [[suicide]] by sticking an Uzi in his mouth [[Billo the Clown\|live on TV]], calling George Michaels gay, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany 69ing each other), and [[butthurt\|whining]] about how celebrities who do commercials deserve to be shot in the back of the skull. But his most famous bit was his mocking of non-smokers, not knowing that fate was gearing up to kick him in the ass by giving him pancreatic cancer ([[No Shit\|though lung cancer would have been funnier and much more ironic]]).

	{{quote\|The world is like [[dick neck\|a ride]] in an [[goatse\|amusement park]]. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun -- for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question. "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we... we kill those people.\|Bill Hicks}}		{{quote\|The world is like [[dick neck\|a ride]] in an [[goatse\|amusement park]]. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun -- for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question. "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we... we kill those people.\|Bill Hicks}}

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	[[Image:Hicks.jpg\|thumb\|right\|He did smoking jokes and died of cancer. Now THAT'S funny.]]		[[Image:Hicks.jpg\|thumb\|right\|He did smoking jokes and died of cancer. Now THAT'S funny.]]

	'''Bill Hicks''' was a [[chubby\|chubby]], [[Uncyclopedia\|unfunny]], [[autistic]] comedian/[[douchebag]] from around [[at least 100 years ago\|100 years ago]] who is notable for dying of [[~~Cancer~~]] before he could hit the big time and [[Girlvinyl\|sell out like a bitch]]. Of course Hollywood didn't care, since in his short time on Earth, Hicks spawned a wave of [[fucktards\|underage fanboys]]. Hicks was noted for his love of corporate America, and often took money from [[republicans\|Right Wing]] groups to fund his tours. He Hated drug users and correctly thought of psychedelic culture as being backwards thinking hippy bullshit, which is funny since a lot of fried out hippys who are [[New Age\|fans]] of the crappy whine-rock band tool profess to love Bill Hicks.		'''Bill Hicks''' was a [[chubby\|chubby]], [[Uncyclopedia\|unfunny]], [[autistic]] comedian/[[douchebag]] from around [[at least 100 years ago\|100 years ago]] who is notable for dying of [[aids]] before he could hit the big time and [[Girlvinyl\|sell out like a bitch]]. Of course Hollywood didn't care, since in his short time on Earth, Hicks spawned a wave of [[fucktards\|underage fanboys]]. Hicks was noted for his love of corporate America, and often took money from [[republicans\|Right Wing]] groups to fund his tours. He Hated drug users and correctly thought of psychedelic culture as being backwards thinking hippy bullshit, which is funny since a lot of fried out hippys who are [[New Age\|fans]] of the crappy whine-rock band tool profess to love Bill Hicks.

	Hicks's gimmick, before dying of [[~~Cancer~~]], was that he talked about how dumb rednecks were, complaining about how Iraq War I was nothing more than George Bush Senior showing to the world how big his penis was, his hatred for Republicans (being one of the first comedians to introduce the concept of [[Lemonparty]] to the masses, via a bit involving [[Ronald Reagan]], [[W\|George H.W. Bush]], [[Dan Quayle]] and [[Rush Limbaugh]] having shit/piss themed sex parties), and celebrity bashing (envisioning Jay Leno committing [[suicide]] by sticking an Uzi in his mouth [[Billo the Clown\|live on TV]], calling George Michaels gay, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany 69ing each other), and [[butthurt\|whining]] about how celebrities who do commercials deserve to be shot in the back of the skull. But his most famous bit was his mocking of non-smokers, not knowing that fate was gearing up to kick him in the ass by giving him pancreatic cancer (though lung cancer would have been funnier and much more ironic).		Hicks's gimmick, before dying of [[herpes]], was that he talked about how dumb rednecks were, complaining about how Iraq War I was nothing more than George Bush Senior showing to the world how big his penis was, his hatred for Republicans (being one of the first comedians to introduce the concept of [[Lemonparty]] to the masses, via a bit involving [[Ronald Reagan]], [[W\|George H.W. Bush]], [[Dan Quayle]] and [[Rush Limbaugh]] having shit/piss themed sex parties), and celebrity bashing (envisioning Jay Leno committing [[suicide]] by sticking an Uzi in his mouth [[Billo the Clown\|live on TV]], calling George Michaels gay, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany 69ing each other), and [[butthurt\|whining]] about how celebrities who do commercials deserve to be shot in the back of the skull. But his most famous bit was his mocking of non-smokers, not knowing that fate was gearing up to kick him in the ass by giving him pancreatic cancer (though lung cancer would have been funnier and much more ironic).

	{{quote\|The world is like [[dick neck\|a ride]] in an [[goatse\|amusement park]]. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun -- for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question. "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we... we kill those people.\|Bill Hicks}}		{{quote\|The world is like [[dick neck\|a ride]] in an [[goatse\|amusement park]]. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun -- for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question. "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we... we kill those people.\|Bill Hicks}}