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	[[Image:Bibble.gif\|thumb\|right\|Where it belongs.]]		[[Image:Bibble.gif\|thumb\|right\|Where it belongs.]]
	[[Image:Bible.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Bible [[IRL]]. Of course, [[Facts\|these are all reasons to expose it to young children]].]]		[[Image:Bible.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Bible [[IRL]]. Of course, [[Facts\|these are all reasons to expose it to young children]].]]

			{{Quote\|. . .The King James translation has been described as 'the monument of English prose' as well as 'the only great work of art ever created by a committee.\|Charlton Heston}}

	'''The Bible''' (Pronounced: "''Bull-shit''") is [[Lie\|the most exciting piece of shit]] since [[Hitler]], although far less realistic. If there's one reason to hate [[Jews]], it's for writing the first (and most insane) half of this novel. [[TL;DR\|It is an extremely long book filled with pages and pages of boring and meaningless text]] which is generally memorized by extreme fanboys [[Bush]], [[Faggot\|John MacArthur]] and the [[Pope]]. It is <s>[[Some Argue\|arguably]]</s> the [[bullshit\|greatest book ever made]] and the [[cool story bro\|coolest story ever told]], but the [[Lord of the Rings]] is still better. It was written by [[Raptor jesus\|God]], ostensibly making him the first, prototypical [[troll]]. Sadly, however, [[religion\|stupidity]] has survived throughout time and many [[redneck\|people]] still believe in the illogical [[shit]] spewed from page to page. As such, it may be the single greatest example of trolling, intentional or not, and perhaps the longest [[edit war]] that the world has ever seen.		'''The Bible''' (Pronounced: "''Bull-shit''") is [[Lie\|the most exciting piece of shit]] since [[Hitler]], although far less realistic. If there's one reason to hate [[Jews]], it's for writing the first (and most insane) half of this novel. [[TL;DR\|It is an extremely long book filled with pages and pages of boring and meaningless text]] which is generally memorized by extreme fanboys [[Bush]], [[Faggot\|John MacArthur]] and the [[Pope]]. It is <s>[[Some Argue\|arguably]]</s> the [[bullshit\|greatest book ever made]] and the [[cool story bro\|coolest story ever told]], but the [[Lord of the Rings]] is still better. It was written by [[Raptor jesus\|God]], ostensibly making him the first, prototypical [[troll]]. Sadly, however, [[religion\|stupidity]] has survived throughout time and many [[redneck\|people]] still believe in the illogical [[shit]] spewed from page to page. As such, it may be the single greatest example of trolling, intentional or not, and perhaps the longest [[edit war]] that the world has ever seen.

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	[[Image:Bibble.gif\|thumb\|right\|Where it belongs.]]		[[Image:Bibble.gif\|thumb\|right\|Where it belongs.]]
	[[Image:Bible.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Bible [[IRL]]]]		[[Image:Bible.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Bible [[IRL]]. Of course, [[Facts\|these are all reasons to expose it to young children]].]]

	'''The Bible''' (Pronounced: "''Bull-shit''") is [[Lie\|the most exciting piece of shit]] since [[Hitler]], although far less realistic. If there's one reason to hate [[Jews]], it's for writing the first (and most insane) half of this novel. [[TL;DR\|It is an extremely long book filled with pages and pages of boring and meaningless text]] which is generally memorized by extreme fanboys [[Bush]], [[Faggot\|John MacArthur]] and the [[Pope]]. It is <s>[[Some Argue\|arguably]]</s> the [[bullshit\|greatest book ever made]] and the [[cool story bro\|coolest story ever told]], but the [[Lord of the Rings]] is still better. It was written by [[Raptor jesus\|God]], ostensibly making him the first, prototypical [[troll]]. Sadly, however, [[religion\|stupidity]] has survived throughout time and many [[redneck\|people]] still believe in the illogical [[shit]] spewed from page to page. As such, it may be the single greatest example of trolling, intentional or not, and perhaps the longest [[edit war]] that the world has ever seen.		'''The Bible''' (Pronounced: "''Bull-shit''") is [[Lie\|the most exciting piece of shit]] since [[Hitler]], although far less realistic. If there's one reason to hate [[Jews]], it's for writing the first (and most insane) half of this novel. [[TL;DR\|It is an extremely long book filled with pages and pages of boring and meaningless text]] which is generally memorized by extreme fanboys [[Bush]], [[Faggot\|John MacArthur]] and the [[Pope]]. It is <s>[[Some Argue\|arguably]]</s> the [[bullshit\|greatest book ever made]] and the [[cool story bro\|coolest story ever told]], but the [[Lord of the Rings]] is still better. It was written by [[Raptor jesus\|God]], ostensibly making him the first, prototypical [[troll]]. Sadly, however, [[religion\|stupidity]] has survived throughout time and many [[redneck\|people]] still believe in the illogical [[shit]] spewed from page to page. As such, it may be the single greatest example of trolling, intentional or not, and perhaps the longest [[edit war]] that the world has ever seen.

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	Probably the oldest of [[old media]], the Bible is a sprawling epic that spans thousands of years. It is part [[creation]] myth and part war story, as well as romance, adventure, drama, comedy, and [[completely irrelevant history]]. Although everyone knows corrupt Iranian Jews made most of the shit up to troll the Egyptian and Israeli Jews.		Probably the oldest of [[old media]], the Bible is a sprawling epic that spans thousands of years. It is part [[creation]] myth and part war story, as well as romance, adventure, drama, comedy, and [[completely irrelevant history]]. Although everyone knows corrupt Iranian Jews made most of the shit up to troll the Egyptian and Israeli Jews.

	The book is divided into two parts, the Old Testament, and the ~~[[Electric Boogaloo\|~~Old Testament 2: Electric Boogaloo]]. [[Some argue\|Most scholars agree]] that the Old Testament is [[True\|Ultra gay]], while the New Testament is [[fan fiction]], written because there was no proper sequel in sight.		The book is divided into two parts, the Old Testament, and the Old Testament 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]. [[Some argue\|Most scholars agree]] that the Old Testament is [[True\|Ultra gay]], while the New Testament is [[fan fiction]], written because there was no proper sequel in sight.

	[[George Bush]] used a mixture of The Bible and ''[[Mein Kampf]]'' for the basis of his politics. See also [[Hitler]], [[fascism]], [[Nazis]], and [[stupid]]ity.		[[George Bush]] used a mixture of The Bible and ''[[Mein Kampf]]'' for the basis of his politics. See also [[Hitler]], [[fascism]], [[Nazis]], and [[stupid]]ity.

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	*[http://www.evilbible.com/ Evil Bible] - The best Bible out there.		*[http://www.evilbible.com/ Evil Bible] - The best Bible out there.

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	*[http://www.evilbible.com/ Evil Bible] - The best Bible out there.		*[http://www.evilbible.com/ Evil Bible] - The best Bible out there.

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	[[Image:Bibble.gif\|thumb\|right\|Where it belongs.]]		[[Image:Bibble.gif\|thumb\|right\|Where it belongs.]]
	[[Image:Bible.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Bible [[IRL]]. Of course, [[Facts\|these are all reasons to expose it to young children]].]]		[[Image:Bible.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Bible [[IRL]]. Of course, [[Facts\|these are all reasons to expose it to young children]].]]

			{{Quote\|. . .The King James translation has been described as 'the monument of English prose' as well as 'the only great work of art ever created by a committee.\|Charlton Heston}}

	'''The Bible''' (Pronounced: "''Bull-shit''") is [[Lie\|the most exciting piece of shit]] since [[Hitler]], although far less realistic. If there's one reason to hate [[Jews]], it's for writing the first (and most insane) half of this novel. [[TL;DR\|It is an extremely long book filled with pages and pages of boring and meaningless text]] which is generally memorized by extreme fanboys [[Bush]], [[Faggot\|John MacArthur]] and the [[Pope]]. It is <s>[[Some Argue\|arguably]]</s> the [[bullshit\|greatest book ever made]] and the [[cool story bro\|coolest story ever told]], but the [[Lord of the Rings]] is still better. It was written by [[Raptor jesus\|God]], ostensibly making him the first, prototypical [[troll]]. Sadly, however, [[religion\|stupidity]] has survived throughout time and many [[redneck\|people]] still believe in the illogical [[shit]] spewed from page to page. As such, it may be the single greatest example of trolling, intentional or not, and perhaps the longest [[edit war]] that the world has ever seen.		'''The Bible''' (Pronounced: "''Bull-shit''") is [[Lie\|the most exciting piece of shit]] since [[Hitler]], although far less realistic. If there's one reason to hate [[Jews]], it's for writing the first (and most insane) half of this novel. [[TL;DR\|It is an extremely long book filled with pages and pages of boring and meaningless text]] which is generally memorized by extreme fanboys [[Bush]], [[Faggot\|John MacArthur]] and the [[Pope]]. It is <s>[[Some Argue\|arguably]]</s> the [[bullshit\|greatest book ever made]] and the [[cool story bro\|coolest story ever told]], but the [[Lord of the Rings]] is still better. It was written by [[Raptor jesus\|God]], ostensibly making him the first, prototypical [[troll]]. Sadly, however, [[religion\|stupidity]] has survived throughout time and many [[redneck\|people]] still believe in the illogical [[shit]] spewed from page to page. As such, it may be the single greatest example of trolling, intentional or not, and perhaps the longest [[edit war]] that the world has ever seen.

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	[[Image:Spoiler jesus dies.jpg\|thumb\|600px\|center]]		[[Image:Spoiler jesus dies.jpg\|thumb\|600px\|center]]
	[[Image:Bibble.gif\|thumb\|right\|Where it belongs.]]		[[Image:Bibble.gif\|thumb\|right\|Where it belongs.]]
	[[Image:Bible.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Bible [[IRL]]]]		[[Image:Bible.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Bible [[IRL]]. Of course, [[Facts\|these are all reasons to expose it to young children]].]]

	'''The Bible''' (Pronounced: "''Bull-shit''") is [[Lie\|the most exciting piece of shit]] since [[Hitler]], although far less realistic. If there's one reason to hate [[Jews]], it's for writing the first (and most insane) half of this novel. [[TL;DR\|It is an extremely long book filled with pages and pages of boring and meaningless text]] which is generally memorized by extreme fanboys [[Bush]], [[Faggot\|John MacArthur]] and the [[Pope]]. It is <s>[[Some Argue\|arguably]]</s> the [[bullshit\|greatest book ever made]] and the [[cool story bro\|coolest story ever told]], but the [[Lord of the Rings]] is still better. It was written by [[Raptor jesus\|God]], ostensibly making him the first, prototypical [[troll]]. Sadly, however, [[religion\|stupidity]] has survived throughout time and many [[redneck\|people]] still believe in the illogical [[shit]] spewed from page to page. As such, it may be the single greatest example of trolling, intentional or not, and perhaps the longest [[edit war]] that the world has ever seen.		'''The Bible''' (Pronounced: "''Bull-shit''") is [[Lie\|the most exciting piece of shit]] since [[Hitler]], although far less realistic. If there's one reason to hate [[Jews]], it's for writing the first (and most insane) half of this novel. [[TL;DR\|It is an extremely long book filled with pages and pages of boring and meaningless text]] which is generally memorized by extreme fanboys [[Bush]], [[Faggot\|John MacArthur]] and the [[Pope]]. It is <s>[[Some Argue\|arguably]]</s> the [[bullshit\|greatest book ever made]] and the [[cool story bro\|coolest story ever told]], but the [[Lord of the Rings]] is still better. It was written by [[Raptor jesus\|God]], ostensibly making him the first, prototypical [[troll]]. Sadly, however, [[religion\|stupidity]] has survived throughout time and many [[redneck\|people]] still believe in the illogical [[shit]] spewed from page to page. As such, it may be the single greatest example of trolling, intentional or not, and perhaps the longest [[edit war]] that the world has ever seen.

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	* [[Christian Spanking Blogs]] - Inspired by the Bible. Surprise surprise.		* [[Christian Spanking Blogs]] - Inspired by the Bible. Surprise surprise.
	* [[Genesis]]		* [[Genesis]]
			* [[The Prophecy]]

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