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	On 23 May 2021, The Emperor of Belarus received a vision that a plane was in danger of being bombed. So he sent a MiG to "escort" the wayward craft to Minsk, the capital. No bomb was found. As it turns out, the bomb decided to diffuse itself before suffering the wrath of the glorious Emperor of Belarus. However, as it so happens a reporter who was critical of the Emperor was on board. This dangerous fugitive was arrested and sent to be immediately <s>tortured</s> given hospital care. Roman Protasevich's [[lie\|arrest had nothing to do with bomb threat]], he just happened to be on the plane in question. [[Superpower#EU\|The EU]] then got butthurt and sent a very stern letter to Belarus [[Incontinent_Student_Bodies\|crying like a little bitch]]. According to the EU, Belarus made up the bomb threat in order to have the plane land for the sole purpose of arresting this reporter, thereby putting their citizens in danger. [[𝕿𝖍𝖊_𝕵𝖊𝖜𝖘_𝖆𝖓𝖉_𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗_𝕷𝖎𝖊𝖘\|But we know the truth]].		On 23 May 2021, The Emperor of Belarus received a vision that a plane was in danger of being bombed. So he sent a MiG to "escort" the wayward craft to Minsk, the capital. No bomb was found. As it turns out, the bomb decided to diffuse itself before suffering the wrath of the glorious Emperor of Belarus. However, as it so happens a reporter who was critical of the Emperor was on board. This dangerous fugitive was arrested and sent to be immediately <s>tortured</s> given hospital care. Roman Protasevich's [[lie\|arrest had nothing to do with bomb threat]], he just happened to be on the plane in question. [[Superpower#EU\|The EU]] then got butthurt and sent a very stern letter to Belarus [[Incontinent_Student_Bodies\|crying like a little bitch]]. According to the EU, Belarus made up the bomb threat in order to have the plane land for the sole purpose of arresting this reporter, thereby putting their citizens in danger. [[𝕿𝖍𝖊_𝕵𝖊𝖜𝖘_𝖆𝖓𝖉_𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗_𝕷𝖎𝖊𝖘\|But we know the truth]].
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imported>Umkemesik at 17:47, 25 May 2021

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	On 23 May 2021, The Emperor of Belarus received a vision that a plane was in danger of being bombed. So he sent a MiG to "escort" the wayward craft to Minsk, the capital. ~~Once there, there~~ was ~~no bomb discovered~~. As it turns out, the bomb decided to diffuse itself before suffering the ~~Wrath~~ of the glorious Emperor of Belarus. However, as it so happens a reporter who was critical of the Emperor was on board. This dangerous fugitive was arrested and sent to be immediately <s>tortured</s> given hospital care. Roman Protasevich's arrest had nothing to do with bomb threat, he just happened to be on the plane in [[~~lie~~\|~~question~~]]~~. The EU~~ then got butthurt and sent a very stern letter to Belarus crying like a little bitch.		On 23 May 2021, The Emperor of Belarus received a vision that a plane was in danger of being bombed. So he sent a MiG to "escort" the wayward craft to Minsk, the capital. No bomb was found. As it turns out, the bomb decided to diffuse itself before suffering the wrath of the glorious Emperor of Belarus. However, as it so happens a reporter who was critical of the Emperor was on board. This dangerous fugitive was arrested and sent to be immediately <s>tortured</s> given hospital care. Roman Protasevich's [[lie\|arrest had nothing to do with bomb threat]], he just happened to be on the plane in question. [[Superpower#EU\|The EU]] then got butthurt and sent a very stern letter to Belarus [[Incontinent_Student_Bodies\|crying like a little bitch]]. According to the EU, Belarus made up the bomb threat in order to have the plane land for the sole purpose of arresting this reporter, thereby putting their citizens in danger. [[𝕿𝖍𝖊_𝕵𝖊𝖜𝖘_𝖆𝖓𝖉_𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗_𝕷𝖎𝖊𝖘\|But we know the truth]].

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imported>CosmicSewerHobo at 14:38, 25 May 2021

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			[[File:Problema.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Lukashenko is the first Emperor of the shire of Belarus, He has upheld an oath to take to the frontlines if any wise cracking American dares to plant a Mcdonalds chain.]]
			Belarus, officially the Republic of Belarus, is a landlocked <s>country</s> [[Russia\|Soviet Puppet State]] in Eastern Europe. It is bordered by Russia to the east and northeast, Ukraine to the south, Poland to the west, and Lithuania and Latvia to the northwest. It has the dubious distinction of being controlled by foreigners more times than [[Poland\|Poland]].

	Belarus, officially the Republic of Belarus, is a landlocked <s>country</s> [[Russia\|Soviet Puppet State]] in Eastern Europe. It is bordered by Russia to the east and northeast, Ukraine to the south, Poland to the west, and Lithuania and Latvia to the northwest. It has the dubious distinction of being controlled by foreigners more times than [[Poland\|Poland]]. Contries that have owned Belarus include, but are not limited too; Russia, Lithuania, Poland, and even the Polotsk principality, whatever the fuck that is.		Countries that have owned Belarus include, but are not limited too; Russia, Lithuania, Poland, and even the Polotsk principality, whatever the fuck that is.

	~~[[File:Problema.jpg\|500px\|center\|Big Daddy LUKASHENKO]]~~

	~~Lukashenko is the first Emperor of the shire of Belarus, He has upheld an oath to take to the frontlines if any wise cracking American dares to plant a Mcdonalds chain~~.


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	[[File:NOT GAY.jpg\|thumb\|right\|600px\|[[Faggot\|Straight Belarussian Pride]] ]]		[[File:NOT GAY.jpg\|thumb\|right\|600px\|[[Faggot\|Straight Belarussian Pride]] ]]
			[[File:Fistingbelarussian.jpg\|thumb\|right\|proof Lukashenko loves Goatse ]]
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	The great Premier decreees that he will rather be dictator than be [[gay]]. Lukashenko defended the legitimacy of his re-election and vowed that Belarus would never have its own version of the Orange Revolution, in which every well built man must report in private to Lukashenko to prove his [[Goatse\|manhood]].		The great Premier decreees that he will rather be dictator than be [[gay]]. Lukashenko defended the legitimacy of his re-election and vowed that Belarus would never have its own version of the Orange Revolution, in which every well built man must report in private to Lukashenko to prove his [[Goatse\|manhood]].
	~~[[File:Fistingbelarussian.jpg\|thumb\|right\|proof Lukashenko loves Goatse ]]~~
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	Belarus,~~[a]~~ officially the Republic of Belarus,~~[b]~~ is a landlocked <s>country</s> [[Russia\|Soviet Puppet State]] in Eastern Europe. It is bordered by Russia to the east and northeast, Ukraine to the south, Poland to the west, and Lithuania and Latvia to the northwest. It has the dubious distinction of being controlled by foreigners more times than [[Poland\|Poland]]. Contries that have owned Belarus include, but are not limited too; Russia, Lithuania, Poland, and even the Polotsk principality, whatever the fuck that is.		Belarus, officially the Republic of Belarus, is a landlocked <s>country</s> [[Russia\|Soviet Puppet State]] in Eastern Europe. It is bordered by Russia to the east and northeast, Ukraine to the south, Poland to the west, and Lithuania and Latvia to the northwest. It has the dubious distinction of being controlled by foreigners more times than [[Poland\|Poland]]. Contries that have owned Belarus include, but are not limited too; Russia, Lithuania, Poland, and even the Polotsk principality, whatever the fuck that is.

	[[File:Problema.jpg\|500px\|center\|Big Daddy LUKASHENKO]]		[[File:Problema.jpg\|500px\|center\|Big Daddy LUKASHENKO]]

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	{{~~Merge~~\|~~Russia~~}}		{{spoiler\|Glorious Emperor saved Ryanair Flight 4978 from a terrorist bombing! Ungrateful EU imposes sanctions!}}<br><br>

	Belarus,[a] officially the Republic of Belarus,[b] is a landlocked <s>country</s> [[Russia\|Soviet Puppet State]] in Eastern Europe. It is bordered by Russia to the east and northeast, Ukraine to the south, Poland to the west, and Lithuania and Latvia to the northwest. It has the dubious distinction of being controlled by foreigners more times than [[Poland\|Poland]]. Contries that have owned Belarus include, but are not limited too; Russia, Lithuania, Poland, and even the Polotsk principality, whatever the fuck that is.		Belarus,[a] officially the Republic of Belarus,[b] is a landlocked <s>country</s> [[Russia\|Soviet Puppet State]] in Eastern Europe. It is bordered by Russia to the east and northeast, Ukraine to the south, Poland to the west, and Lithuania and Latvia to the northwest. It has the dubious distinction of being controlled by foreigners more times than [[Poland\|Poland]]. Contries that have owned Belarus include, but are not limited too; Russia, Lithuania, Poland, and even the Polotsk principality, whatever the fuck that is.

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	Belarus,[a] officially the Republic of Belarus,[b] is a landlocked <s>country</s> [[Russia\|Soviet Puppet State]] in Eastern Europe. It is bordered by Russia to the east and northeast, Ukraine to the south, Poland to the west, and Lithuania and Latvia to the northwest. It has the dubious distinction of being controlled by foreigners more times than [[Poland\|Poland]]. Russia, Lithuania, Poland, and ~~several others have controlled Belarus at one point~~.		Belarus,[a] officially the Republic of Belarus,[b] is a landlocked <s>country</s> [[Russia\|Soviet Puppet State]] in Eastern Europe. It is bordered by Russia to the east and northeast, Ukraine to the south, Poland to the west, and Lithuania and Latvia to the northwest. It has the dubious distinction of being controlled by foreigners more times than [[Poland\|Poland]]. Contries that have owned Belarus include, but are not limited too; Russia, Lithuania, Poland, and even the Polotsk principality, whatever the fuck that is.

	[[File:Problema.jpg\|500px\|center\|Big Daddy LUKASHENKO]]		[[File:Problema.jpg\|500px\|center\|Big Daddy LUKASHENKO]]

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	==Indisputable proof Belarus is fucking awesome==		==Indisputable proof Belarus is fucking awesome==
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	[[File:Bust an AK.jpg\|thumb\| one man army]]		[[File:Bust an AK.jpg\|thumb\|center\|one man army]]
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	~~At 0:00=0:20~~ The great Premier decreees that he will rather be dictator than be [[gay]] Lukashenko defended the legitimacy of his re-election and vowed that Belarus would never have its own version of the Orange Revolution, in which every well built man must report in private to Lukashenko to prove his [[Goatse\|manhood]].		The great Premier decreees that he will rather be dictator than be [[gay]]. Lukashenko defended the legitimacy of his re-election and vowed that Belarus would never have its own version of the Orange Revolution, in which every well built man must report in private to Lukashenko to prove his [[Goatse\|manhood]].
	[[File:Fistingbelarussian.jpg\|thumb\|right\|proof Lukashenko loves Goatse ]]		[[File:Fistingbelarussian.jpg\|thumb\|right\|proof Lukashenko loves Goatse ]]
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	Oh Viktor you just can't put your hand from those moonpies can you you silly butterball. HEy now that big bowl of fancy swiss pudding was a big handfull of roubles be careful, youl gobble the enitre GDP at this rate. You are a real porker there arent you ;)		Oh Viktor you just can't put your hand from those moonpies can you you silly butterball. HEy now that big bowl of fancy swiss pudding was a big handfull of roubles be careful, youl gobble the enitre GDP at this rate. You are a real porker there arent you ;)

	== Crime and Punishment in Belarus ==		== Crime and Punishment in Belarus ==
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	Quite fortunate for you stupid barbaric Americans, there is only one crime in Belarus. Perhaps Belarussians are just better behaved than the pathetic western parasite. Or it could be that all the unemployed are paying government 200 dollars a month, you [[American]] welfare queens. The next protest will be centered on breathing heavily 5 times to indicate discontent for government. Participants expect to face life in prison or service in Lukashenko's private potatoe garden for Victor. Also, Belarus is the last European nation to practice the [[death penalty]], as they are badasses and don't give a fuck about what the rest of Europe says.		Quite fortunate for you stupid barbaric Americans, there is only one crime in Belarus. Perhaps Belarussians are just better behaved than the pathetic western parasite. Or it could be that all the unemployed are paying government 200 dollars a month, you [[American]] welfare queens. The next protest will be centered on breathing heavily 5 times to indicate discontent for government. Participants expect to face life in prison or service in Lukashenko's private potatoe garden for Victor. Also, Belarus is the last European nation to practice the [[death penalty]], as they are badasses and don't give a fuck about what the rest of Europe says.
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	<div align="center"><youtube>qOfbyGqzXKw</youtube></div>		<div align="center"><youtube>qOfbyGqzXKw</youtube></div>

	==2021 <s>Hijacking</s> Saving Plane from Bomb==		==2021 <s>Hijacking</s> Saving Plane from Bomb==
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	On 23 May 2021, The Emperor of Belarus received a vision that a plane was in danger of being bombed. So he sent a MiG to "escort" the wayward craft to Minsk. Once there, there was no bomb. ~~But, as~~ it turns out, the bomb decided to diffuse itself before suffering the Wrath of the glorious Emperor of Belarus. However, as it so happens a reporter who was critical of the Emperor was on board. This dangerous fugitive was arrested. Roman Protasevich's arrest had nothing to do with bomb threat, he just happened to be on the plane in [[lie\|question]]. The EU then got butthurt and sent a very stern letter to Belarus crying like a little bitch.		<br>
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			On 23 May 2021, The Emperor of Belarus received a vision that a plane was in danger of being bombed. So he sent a MiG to "escort" the wayward craft to Minsk, the capital. Once there, there was no bomb discovered. As it turns out, the bomb decided to diffuse itself before suffering the Wrath of the glorious Emperor of Belarus. However, as it so happens a reporter who was critical of the Emperor was on board. This dangerous fugitive was arrested and sent to be immediately <s>tortured</s> given hospital care. Roman Protasevich's arrest had nothing to do with bomb threat, he just happened to be on the plane in [[lie\|question]]. The EU then got butthurt and sent a very stern letter to Belarus crying like a little bitch.

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imported>Umkemesik at 07:09, 25 May 2021

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	==2021 <s>Hijacking</s> Saving Plane from Bomb==		==2021 <s>Hijacking</s> Saving Plane from Bomb==

	On 23 May 2021, The Emperor of Belarus received a vision that a plane was in danger of being bombed. So he sent a MiG to "escort" the wayward craft to Minsk. Once there, there was no bomb. But, as it turns out, the bomb decided to diffuse itself before suffering the Wrath of the glorious Emperor of Belarus. However, as it so happens a reporter who was critical of the Emperor was on board. This dangerous fugitive was arrested. Roman Protasevich's arrest had nothing to do with bomb threat, [[he just happened to be on the plane in lie\|question]]. The EU then got butthurt and sent a very stern letter to Belarus crying like a little bitch.		On 23 May 2021, The Emperor of Belarus received a vision that a plane was in danger of being bombed. So he sent a MiG to "escort" the wayward craft to Minsk. Once there, there was no bomb. But, as it turns out, the bomb decided to diffuse itself before suffering the Wrath of the glorious Emperor of Belarus. However, as it so happens a reporter who was critical of the Emperor was on board. This dangerous fugitive was arrested. Roman Protasevich's arrest had nothing to do with bomb threat, he just happened to be on the plane in [[lie\|question]]. The EU then got butthurt and sent a very stern letter to Belarus crying like a little bitch.

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imported>Umkemesik: Made minor changes, page needs a lot of work.

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Made minor changes, page needs a lot of work.

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	~~Big Daddy LUKASHENKO~~		Belarus,[a] officially the Republic of Belarus,[b] is a landlocked <s>country</s> [[Russia\|Soviet Puppet State]] in Eastern Europe. It is bordered by Russia to the east and northeast, Ukraine to the south, Poland to the west, and Lithuania and Latvia to the northwest. It has the dubious distinction of being controlled by foreigners more times than [[Poland\|Poland]]. Russia, Lithuania, Poland, and several others have controlled Belarus at one point.
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	Lukashenko is the first Emperor of the shire of Belarus, He has upheld an oath to take to the frontlines if any wise cracking American dares to plant a Mcdonalds chain.		Lukashenko is the first Emperor of the shire of Belarus, He has upheld an oath to take to the frontlines if any wise cracking American dares to plant a Mcdonalds chain.
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	== Presidential hockey ==		== Presidential hockey ==
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	Is the greatest hockey player in the east and has a team of the best trained [[hockey\|hockeys]] who win Belarus workers A DAY OFF TO WATCH HIM PLAY.		Is the greatest hockey player in the east and has a team of the best trained [[hockey\|hockeys]] who win Belarus workers A DAY OFF TO WATCH HIM PLAY.
	This is what he pretends the presidential team of Belarus is.		This is what he pretends the presidential team of Belarus is.
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	Sometimes accidents happen when people block Lukashenko and his big black retard hat.		Sometimes accidents happen when people block Lukashenko and his big black retard hat.
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	His Amatuer team consists himself and a bunch of actual fucking professional Belarussian Hockey players. All they do is win win win no matter what.		His Amatuer team consists himself and a bunch of actual fucking professional Belarussian Hockey players. All they do is win win win no matter what.
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	[[File:NOT GAY.jpg\|thumb\|right\|600px\|[[Faggot\|Straight Belarussian Pride]] ]]		[[File:NOT GAY.jpg\|thumb\|right\|600px\|[[Faggot\|Straight Belarussian Pride]] ]]
	At 0:00=0:20 The great Premier decreees that he will rather be dictator than be [[gay]] ~~<div align="center"><youtube>Q9ew_4pn6QQ</youtube></div>~~		<br>
	[[File:Fistingbelarussian.jpg\|thumb\|proof Lukashenko loves Goatse ]]		</br>
			At 0:00=0:20 The great Premier decreees that he will rather be dictator than be [[gay]] Lukashenko defended the legitimacy of his re-election and vowed that Belarus would never have its own version of the Orange Revolution, in which every well built man must report in private to Lukashenko to prove his [[Goatse\|manhood]].
			[[File:Fistingbelarussian.jpg\|thumb\|right\|proof Lukashenko loves Goatse ]]
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	He can forgive Lesbians, but not gays, you must require the presidential penal penalty. <div align="center"><youtube>P2XMe1hk-xg</youtube></div>		He can forgive Lesbians, but not gays, you must require the presidential penal penalty. <div align="center"><youtube>P2XMe1hk-xg</youtube></div>
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	Lukashenko defended the legitimacy of his re-election and vowed that Belarus would never have its own version of the Orange Revolution, in which every well built man must report in private to Lukashenko to prove his [[Goatse\|manhood]].

	== Belarusian Economy ==		== Belarusian Economy ==
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	[[File:Belarus trator tato.jpg\|thumb\|arguably Belarussian Heaven]]		[[File:Belarus trator tato.jpg\|thumb\|arguably Belarussian Heaven]]
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	[[File:Traktor.jpg\|thumb\|The driver of the Belarussian economy]]		[[File:Traktor.jpg\|thumb\|The driver of the Belarussian economy]]
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	[[File:Potatoees.jpg\|thumb\|The fruit of the rus]]		[[File:Potatoees.jpg\|thumb\|The fruit of the rus]]
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	Some argue that potatoes and Tractors are the only resource available to Belarus. However the average Belarussian citizen would retort that Victor just eats every thing.		Some argue that potatoes and Tractors are the only resource available to Belarus. However the average Belarussian citizen would retort that Victor just eats every thing.

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	Quite fortunate for you stupid barbaric Americans, there is only one crime in Belarus. Perhaps Belarussians are just better behaved than the pathetic western parasite. Or it could be that all the unemployed are paying government 200 dollars a month, you [[American]] welfare queens. The next protest will be centered on breathing heavily 5 times to indicate discontent for government. Participants expect to face life in prison or service in Lukashenko's private potatoe garden for Victor. Also, Belarus is the last European nation to practice the [[death penalty]], as they are badasses and don't give a fuck about what the rest of Europe says.		Quite fortunate for you stupid barbaric Americans, there is only one crime in Belarus. Perhaps Belarussians are just better behaved than the pathetic western parasite. Or it could be that all the unemployed are paying government 200 dollars a month, you [[American]] welfare queens. The next protest will be centered on breathing heavily 5 times to indicate discontent for government. Participants expect to face life in prison or service in Lukashenko's private potatoe garden for Victor. Also, Belarus is the last European nation to practice the [[death penalty]], as they are badasses and don't give a fuck about what the rest of Europe says.
	<div align="center"><youtube>qOfbyGqzXKw</youtube></div>		<div align="center"><youtube>qOfbyGqzXKw</youtube></div>

			==2021 <s>Hijacking</s> Saving Plane from Bomb==

			On 23 May 2021, The Emperor of Belarus received a vision that a plane was in danger of being bombed. So he sent a MiG to "escort" the wayward craft to Minsk. Once there, there was no bomb. But, as it turns out, the bomb decided to diffuse itself before suffering the Wrath of the glorious Emperor of Belarus. However, as it so happens a reporter who was critical of the Emperor was on board. This dangerous fugitive was arrested. Roman Protasevich's arrest had nothing to do with bomb threat, [[he just happened to be on the plane in lie\|question]]. The EU then got butthurt and sent a very stern letter to Belarus crying like a little bitch.

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	== Crime and Punishment in Belarus ==		== Crime and Punishment in Belarus ==
	Quite fortunate for you stupid barbaric Americans, there is only one crime in Belarus. Perhaps Belarussians are just better behaved than the pathetic western parasite. Or it could be that all the unemployed are paying government 200 dollars a month, you [[American]] welfare queens. The next protest will be centered on breathing heavily 5 times to indicate discontent for government. Participants expect to face life in prison or service in Lukashenko's private potatoe garden for Victor.		Quite fortunate for you stupid barbaric Americans, there is only one crime in Belarus. Perhaps Belarussians are just better behaved than the pathetic western parasite. Or it could be that all the unemployed are paying government 200 dollars a month, you [[American]] welfare queens. The next protest will be centered on breathing heavily 5 times to indicate discontent for government. Participants expect to face life in prison or service in Lukashenko's private potatoe garden for Victor. Also, Belarus is the last European nation to practice the [[death penalty]], as they are badasses and don't give a fuck about what the rest of Europe says.
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	Belarus,~~[a]~~ officially the Republic of Belarus,~~[b]~~ is a landlocked <s>country</s> [[Russia\|Soviet Puppet State]] in Eastern Europe. It is bordered by Russia to the east and northeast, Ukraine to the south, Poland to the west, and Lithuania and Latvia to the northwest. It has the dubious distinction of being controlled by foreigners more times than [[Poland\|Poland]]. Contries that have owned Belarus include, but are not limited too; Russia, Lithuania, Poland, and even the Polotsk principality, whatever the fuck that is.		Belarus, officially the Republic of Belarus, is a landlocked <s>country</s> [[Russia\|Soviet Puppet State]] in Eastern Europe. It is bordered by Russia to the east and northeast, Ukraine to the south, Poland to the west, and Lithuania and Latvia to the northwest. It has the dubious distinction of being controlled by foreigners more times than [[Poland\|Poland]]. Contries that have owned Belarus include, but are not limited too; Russia, Lithuania, Poland, and even the Polotsk principality, whatever the fuck that is.

	[[File:Problema.jpg\|500px\|center\|Big Daddy LUKASHENKO]]		[[File:Problema.jpg\|500px\|center\|Big Daddy LUKASHENKO]]