Battlefield 4 - Revision history

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categorizing

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	#~~redirect~~[[Battlefield 3]]		{{blink\|#797979\|24\|RECKER!!!}}

			{{spoiler\|at the end of the game You either have to kill Hannah or Irish or you let the ''valkerie'' be blown up by admiral chang but regrettably there is no option to kill everyone because all those faggots are insufferable. IF IN DOUBT KILL IRISH BECAUSE HE'S A NIGGER}}

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			'''Battlefield 4''' is a game that dominated the world of [[Gamers\|teh mlg gamerz]] starting in [[2013]]. It has managed to keep plaguing gaming world until this day, due to the fact that all of the new [[Call of Duty\|CODs]] and [[Battlefield]] Games that [[Activision]] and [[Electronic Arts\|EA]], respectively, have pushed out of their stinking, herpes-infected anuses, have been either niche market (Battlefield 1, Battlefield Hardline), crappy overpriced remakes of previous games (COD WW2, Black Ops III) and utter garbage (COD Infinite Warfare).

			In terms of contant, Battlefield 4 is identical to [[Battlefield 3]], with the exception of the fact that the word ''"Recker"'' (the name of the protagonist) is blurted out every five seconds, and slightly better graphics.
			In short, Battlefield 4 is to Battlefield 3 what GTA V re-release is to GTA V initial release: Same fucking thing, slightly better graphics (and four times the price).

			Battlefield 4 is still played today, but most of the civilised world has moved on and the remaining playerbase consists of Korea and the Great and Glorious [[Saudi Arabia\|K.S.A]]. Guess your mom was right, it really is terrorist training.


			==Gamemodes==
			===Assault===
			Same as BF3. Shoot fags with a machine gun or grenade launcher (which o-just-so-happens to be USELESS unless aimed precisely at an enemy soldier's head.
			Also have a lulzy defibrillator, which can be used to bring teammates back to life but also to kill people.

			===Engineer===
			Same as BF3. Shoot fags with a machine gun, except this time you get a rocket launcher, which you can use to REEEK enemy tanks. You also get a bomb-disposal robot, which is one of the most lulzy methods of killing people in the game, since no one sees it coming until they are being raepd by it's welding torch.

			===Support===
			Same as BF3 <sup>(noticing a pattern here?)</sup>. Shoot fags with a (long) machine gun (with a scope). Homosexual indeed in every way except for C4 and claymore mines, both of which can be used to launch epic suicide attacks in the style of your favourite terrorist group. Yell "Allahu Akbar" for bonus points (this will piss of the Saudi Arabians who are the only ones left that play this dog shit game anyway).

			===Recon===
			Same as BF3. {{strike\|Shoot fags with a sniper}} wait for 15 minutes in a bush trying to get your crosshairs on someone before being inadvertently run over by a guy on a quad bike. Recon class also has a lot of other fancy gear, but no one knows what any of this crap does.

			{{gaming}}

imported>NKO: Guy hasn't touch this in a while. Redirecting it back to Battlefield 3

2014-02-13T18:34:19Z

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2014-02-13T18:34:19Z

Guy hasn't touch this in a while. Redirecting it back to Battlefield 3

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imported>NKO: Guy hasn't touch this in a while. Redirecting it back to Battlefield 3

2014-02-13T18:34:19Z

Guy hasn't touch this in a while. Redirecting it back to Battlefield 3

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imported>NKO: Guy hasn't touch this in a while. Redirecting it back to Battlefield 3

2014-02-13T18:34:19Z

Guy hasn't touch this in a while. Redirecting it back to Battlefield 3

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	{{Spoiler\|There will be no spoilers because the game wont save its single player data properly and nobody here has enough life to waste to run through it in one sitting. It is shit anyways, just go play any [[Call of Duty]] game and you'll have the jest of this games story}}		#redirect[[Battlefield 3]]
	~~[[File:Genericfps.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|How it has and shall always be.]]~~
	'''[[Battlefield]] 4''' (AKA "Battlefield 3.5", "Bad Company: 4", "Be Advised: 4", "Call of Duty: Modern Battlefield: Bad Company 4: Black Ops 2 Hardened Premium DLC Edition") is a [[FPS\|First Person Shooter beta]] that encourages its players to [[Terrorist\|destroy Buildings and wreck vehicles usually primed with C4 into both friendlies and enemies.]]

	The beta boasts [[Shit no one cares about\|controllable tanks, jets, boats, buggies, ATV's, Dirtbikes, smaller boats and larger boats. Did I mention this one has boats for navel combat?]] Battlefield aims to outsell Call of Duty with its tried and true method of stealing ideas for its story campaign and by release the game early in a buggy unfinished state just to beat the yearly CoD came out with marketing making the game seem like it is the next CoD by only showing off single player footage since you know that sexy Frostbite 3 engine looks best in predetermined action sequences instead of its online multiplayer where 100% of the Battlefield [[Fags\|gamers]] will be...brilliance!

	This is starting to look a lot like the [[Battlefield 3]] page isn't it? Almost seems like someone took that previous page, added a few changes that really didn't change anything and decided to release it without adding that extra pinache of creativity making it seem like a new product. I mean it may be unfinished now but I am sure others will pick up on this and fix it making it stand out on its own right?

	~~==!==~~

	~~<center>{{rainbowsmall\|SAME GAME NEW NAME}}</center>~~


	~~==Game Patches and Easter Eggs==~~
	Meh, I'll get around to updating this eventually. I'll add in the shit about the games shitty ester eggs next. That way I can distract you from this page being unfinished with easter eggs just like the devs are with the real game.


	~~==See Also==~~
	* [[Battlefield 3]]~~- This game was basically like a beta test for BF4 yet it turned out far better then Battlefield 4 launched...yeah...~~
	* [[Battlefield 2]] - The vastly superior predecessor.
	* [[Battlefield]] - The series.
	* [[Battlefield: Bad Company 2]] - You could take down the entire map in this one, why yes it was fucking awesome.
	* [[Call of Duty]] - The inspiration for Battlefield 4's shitty infantry combat.
	* [[Call of Duty Ghosts]] - The main competitor at the time.
	* [[Fanboy]] - Has lots of them.
	* [[Dinosaurs]] - GET OUT OF THE WATER!!! THERES MEGALADONS IN THERE!!11!!won!!! Theres also a T-Rex roar being transmitted roguely.

	~~{{gaming}}~~

imported>EvilestDeath: /* See Also */

2014-01-21T19:16:36Z

imported>EvilestDeath at 19:04, 21 January 2014

2014-01-21T19:04:05Z

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	The beta boasts [[Shit no one cares about\|controllable tanks, jets, boats, buggies, ATV's, Dirtbikes, smaller boats and larger boats. Did I mention this one has boats for navel combat?]] Battlefield aims to outsell Call of Duty with its tried and true method of stealing ideas for its story campaign and by release the game early in a buggy unfinished state just to beat the yearly CoD came out with marketing making the game seem like it is the next CoD by only showing off single player footage since you know that sexy Frostbite 3 engine looks best in predetermined action sequences instead of its online multiplayer where 100% of the Battlefield [[Fags\|gamers]] will be...brilliance!		The beta boasts [[Shit no one cares about\|controllable tanks, jets, boats, buggies, ATV's, Dirtbikes, smaller boats and larger boats. Did I mention this one has boats for navel combat?]] Battlefield aims to outsell Call of Duty with its tried and true method of stealing ideas for its story campaign and by release the game early in a buggy unfinished state just to beat the yearly CoD came out with marketing making the game seem like it is the next CoD by only showing off single player footage since you know that sexy Frostbite 3 engine looks best in predetermined action sequences instead of its online multiplayer where 100% of the Battlefield [[Fags\|gamers]] will be...brilliance!

	This is starting to look a lot like the [[Battlefield 3]] page isn't it? Almost seems like someone took that previous page, added a few changes that really didn't change anything and decided to release it without adding that extra pinache of creativity making it seem like a new product. ~~[[Battlefield 4\|~~I mean it may be unfinished now but I am sure others will pick up on this and fix it making it stand out on its own right?]]		This is starting to look a lot like the [[Battlefield 3]] page isn't it? Almost seems like someone took that previous page, added a few changes that really didn't change anything and decided to release it without adding that extra pinache of creativity making it seem like a new product. I mean it may be unfinished now but I am sure others will pick up on this and fix it making it stand out on its own right?

	==!==		==!==

imported>EvilestDeath at 17:20, 21 January 2014

2014-01-21T17:20:13Z

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	'''[[Battlefield]] 4''' (AKA "Battlefield 3.5", "Bad Company: 4", "Be Advised: 4", "Call of Duty: Modern Battlefield: Bad Company 4: Black Ops 2 Hardened Premium DLC Edition") is a [[FPS\|First Person Shooter beta]] that encourages its players to [[Terrorist\|destroy Buildings and wreck vehicles usually primed with C4 into both friendlies and enemies.]]		'''[[Battlefield]] 4''' (AKA "Battlefield 3.5", "Bad Company: 4", "Be Advised: 4", "Call of Duty: Modern Battlefield: Bad Company 4: Black Ops 2 Hardened Premium DLC Edition") is a [[FPS\|First Person Shooter beta]] that encourages its players to [[Terrorist\|destroy Buildings and wreck vehicles usually primed with C4 into both friendlies and enemies.]]

	The beta boasts [[Shit no one cares about\|controllable tanks, jets, boats, buggies, ATV's, Dirtbikes, smaller boats and larger boats. Did I mention this one has boats for navel combat?]] Battlefield aims to outsell Call of Duty with its tried and true method of stealing ideas for its story campaign and by release the game early in a buggy unfinished state just to beat the yearly CoD came out with marketing making the game seem like it is the next CoD by only showing off single player footage since you know that sexy Frostbite 3 engine looks best in predetermined action sequences instead of its online multiplayer where 100% of the Battlefield [Fags\|gamers]] will be...brilliance!		The beta boasts [[Shit no one cares about\|controllable tanks, jets, boats, buggies, ATV's, Dirtbikes, smaller boats and larger boats. Did I mention this one has boats for navel combat?]] Battlefield aims to outsell Call of Duty with its tried and true method of stealing ideas for its story campaign and by release the game early in a buggy unfinished state just to beat the yearly CoD came out with marketing making the game seem like it is the next CoD by only showing off single player footage since you know that sexy Frostbite 3 engine looks best in predetermined action sequences instead of its online multiplayer where 100% of the Battlefield [[Fags\|gamers]] will be...brilliance!

	This is starting to look a lot like the [[Battlefield 3]] page isn't it? Almost seems like someone took that previous page, added a few changes that really didn't change anything and decided to release it without adding that extra pinache of creativity making it seem like a new product. [[Battlefield 4\|I mean it may be unfinished now but I am sure others will pick up on this and fix it making it stand out on its own right?]]		This is starting to look a lot like the [[Battlefield 3]] page isn't it? Almost seems like someone took that previous page, added a few changes that really didn't change anything and decided to release it without adding that extra pinache of creativity making it seem like a new product. [[Battlefield 4\|I mean it may be unfinished now but I am sure others will pick up on this and fix it making it stand out on its own right?]]

imported>EvilestDeath at 17:17, 21 January 2014

2014-01-21T17:17:15Z

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		{{Spoiler\|There will be no spoilers because the game wont save its single player data properly and nobody here has enough life to waste to run through it in one sitting. It is shit anyways, just go play any [[Call of Duty]] game and you'll have the jest of this games story}}
		[[File:Genericfps.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|How it has and shall always be.]]
		'''[[Battlefield]] 4''' (AKA "Battlefield 3.5", "Bad Company: 4", "Be Advised: 4", "Call of Duty: Modern Battlefield: Bad Company 4: Black Ops 2 Hardened Premium DLC Edition") is a [[FPS\|First Person Shooter beta]] that encourages its players to [[Terrorist\|destroy Buildings and wreck vehicles usually primed with C4 into both friendlies and enemies.]]

		The beta boasts [[Shit no one cares about\|controllable tanks, jets, boats, buggies, ATV's, Dirtbikes, smaller boats and larger boats. Did I mention this one has boats for navel combat?]] Battlefield aims to outsell Call of Duty with its tried and true method of stealing ideas for its story campaign and by release the game early in a buggy unfinished state just to beat the yearly CoD came out with marketing making the game seem like it is the next CoD by only showing off single player footage since you know that sexy Frostbite 3 engine looks best in predetermined action sequences instead of its online multiplayer where 100% of the Battlefield [Fags\|gamers]] will be...brilliance!

		This is starting to look a lot like the [[Battlefield 3]] page isn't it? Almost seems like someone took that previous page, added a few changes that really didn't change anything and decided to release it without adding that extra pinache of creativity making it seem like a new product. [[Battlefield 4\|I mean it may be unfinished now but I am sure others will pick up on this and fix it making it stand out on its own right?]]

		==!==

		<center>{{rainbowsmall\|SAME GAME NEW NAME}}</center>


		==Game Patches and Easter Eggs==
		Meh, I'll get around to updating this eventually. I'll add in the shit about the games shitty ester eggs next. That way I can distract you from this page being unfinished with easter eggs just like the devs are with the real game.


		==See Also==
		* [[Battlefield 3]]- This game was basically like a beta test for BF4 before BF3 was even in production yet it turned out far better then Battlefield 4 launched...yeah...
		* [[Battlefield 2]] - The vastly superior predecessor.
		* [[Battlefield]] - The series.
		* [[Battlefield: Bad Company 2]] - You could take down the entire map in this one, why yes it was fucking awesome.
		* [[Call of Duty]] - The inspiration for Battlefield 4's shitty infantry combat.
		* [[Call of Duty Ghosts]] - The main competitor at the time.
		* [[Fanboy]] - Has lots of them.
		* [[Dinosaurs]] - GET OUT OF THE WATER!!! THERES MEGALADONS IN THERE!!11!!won!!! Theres also a T-Rex roar being transmitted roguely.

		{{gaming}}

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2014-01-21T17:14:51Z

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	'''[[Battlefield]] 4''' (AKA "Battlefield 3.5", "Bad Company: 4", "Be Advised: 4", "Call of Duty: Modern Battlefield: Bad Company 4: Black Ops 2 Hardened Premium DLC Edition") is a [[FPS\|First Person Shooter beta]] that encourages its players to [[Terrorist\|destroy Buildings and wreck vehicles usually primed with C4 into both friendlies and enemies.]]		'''[[Battlefield]] 4''' (AKA "Battlefield 3.5", "Bad Company: 4", "Be Advised: 4", "Call of Duty: Modern Battlefield: Bad Company 4: Black Ops 2 Hardened Premium DLC Edition") is a [[FPS\|First Person Shooter beta]] that encourages its players to [[Terrorist\|destroy Buildings and wreck vehicles usually primed with C4 into both friendlies and enemies.]]

	The beta boasts [[Shit no one cares about\|controllable tanks, jets, boats, buggies, ATV's, Dirtbikes, smaller boats and larger boats. Did I mention this one has boats for navel combat?]] Battlefield aims to outsell Call of Duty with its tried and true method of stealing ideas for its story campaign and by release the game early in a buggy unfinished state just to beat the yearly CoD came out with marketing making the game seem like it is the next CoD by only showing off single player footage since you know that sexy Frostbite 3 engine looks best in predetermined action sequences instead of its online multiplayer where 100% of the Battlefield [Fags\|gamers]] will be...brilliance!		The beta boasts [[Shit no one cares about\|controllable tanks, jets, boats, buggies, ATV's, Dirtbikes, smaller boats and larger boats. Did I mention this one has boats for navel combat?]] Battlefield aims to outsell Call of Duty with its tried and true method of stealing ideas for its story campaign and by release the game early in a buggy unfinished state just to beat the yearly CoD came out with marketing making the game seem like it is the next CoD by only showing off single player footage since you know that sexy Frostbite 3 engine looks best in predetermined action sequences instead of its online multiplayer where 100% of the Battlefield [[Fags\|gamers]] will be...brilliance!

	This is starting to look a lot like the [[Battlefield 3]] page isn't it? Almost seems like someone took that previous page, added a few changes that really didn't change anything and decided to release it without adding that extra pinache of creativity making it seem like a new product. [[Battlefield 4\|I mean it may be unfinished now but I am sure others will pick up on this and fix it making it stand out on its own right?]]		This is starting to look a lot like the [[Battlefield 3]] page isn't it? Almost seems like someone took that previous page, added a few changes that really didn't change anything and decided to release it without adding that extra pinache of creativity making it seem like a new product. [[Battlefield 4\|I mean it may be unfinished now but I am sure others will pick up on this and fix it making it stand out on its own right?]]

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	* [[Battlefield 3]]- This game was basically like a beta test for BF4 ~~before BF3 was even in production~~ yet it turned out far better then Battlefield 4 launched...yeah...		* [[Battlefield 3]]- This game was basically like a beta test for BF4 yet it turned out far better then Battlefield 4 launched...yeah...
	* [[Battlefield 2]] - The vastly superior predecessor.		* [[Battlefield 2]] - The vastly superior predecessor.
	* [[Battlefield]] - The series.		* [[Battlefield]] - The series.