Barrel Roll - Revision history

imported>Argonz at 15:53, 3 April 2016

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	Image:Barrel troll.png\|Barrel [[troll]]		Image:Barrel troll.png\|Barrel [[troll]]
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	<center~~><youtube>F5QqY_1SAWc</youtube></center>~~		{{Forced Meme}}

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	[[Image:Barrelroll.gif\|frame\|right\|150px\|DO A BARREL ROLL]]		[[Image:Barrelroll.gif\|frame\|right\|150px\|DO A BARREL ROLL]]
	[[Image:~~digimonbarrelroll~~.~~jpg~~\|~~thumb~~\|~~right~~\|~~Even [[Digimon]]'s doing it~~]]		[[Image:Barrel Roll.gif\|frame\|left\|150px\|A barrel roll. Do one.]]

	[[At least 100]] years ago the video game company [[Nintendo]], well known for its open support of [[NAMBLA]], made a game about [[furries]] in [[Star Wars\|space]]. It turned out to be the source for much of the [[furry]] [[pr0n]] on th3 interwebs. For this Nintendo is considered un-[[1337]] and has thousands of rabid [[fanboys]], who make great [[lol-cow]]. During the game, one of the [[furry]] [[sex]] idols informs his gay lover to "do a barrel roll", something that is [[obvious]]ly a [[gay]] [[secks]] position. Nintendo put [[over 9,000]] gay furry sex scenes in the game, none of which are plot related. Anyone who attempts to "do a barrel roll" is a total fag and enjoys buttsecks with a big glass of [[cum]]. Grandmas who are hyped up from too much sugar in their tea are recommended for 3x the rolling of barrels.		[[At least 100]] years ago the video game company [[Nintendo]], well known for its open support of [[NAMBLA]], made a game about [[furries]] in [[Star Wars\|space]]. It turned out to be the source for much of the [[furry]] [[pr0n]] on th3 interwebs. For this Nintendo is considered un-[[1337]] and has thousands of rabid [[fanboys]], who make great [[lol-cow]]. During the game, one of the [[furry]] [[sex]] idols informs his gay lover to "do a barrel roll", something that is [[obvious]]ly a [[gay]] [[secks]] position. Nintendo put [[over 9,000]] gay furry sex scenes in the game, none of which are plot related. Anyone who attempts to "do a barrel roll" is a total fag and enjoys buttsecks with a big glass of [[cum]]. Grandmas who are hyped up from too much sugar in their tea are recommended for 3x the rolling of barrels.
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	[[Image:Bj (2).jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|A [[woman]] performing a barrel roll.]]		[[Image:Bj (2).jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|A [[woman]] performing a barrel roll.]]

	~~[[Image:Barrel Roll.gif\|frame\|right\|150px\|A barrel roll. Do one.]]~~

	[[Image:Irlbarrelroll.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px\|Doing an [[IRL]] barrel roll.]]		[[Image:Irlbarrelroll.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px\|Doing an [[IRL]] barrel roll.]]
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	While you are in outer space, flying high for the [[Marcab Confederacy]], remember that a barrel roll will save your life and deflect all lazors from depleting your [[lulz]] shield.		While you are in outer space, flying high for the [[Marcab Confederacy]], remember that a barrel roll will save your life and deflect all lazors from depleting your [[lulz]] shield.

	~~<center><youtube>RXNzaHqFPbY</youtube></center>~~

	~~== Diogenes of Sinope ==~~		<center><youtube>F5QqY_1SAWc</youtube></center>
	The city was under siege. Everyone was busy fortifying the walls - some were carrying stones, and others were tasked with patching the walls. The remaining individuals were busy building battlements. Diogenes, not wanting to appear idle while everyone around him was working so frantically, diligently rolled his barrel back and forth along the battlements. The city fell.

	~~==How to do One==~~

	~~<center><youtube>nMzojsPrsmQ</youtube></center>~~

	==Remember to Check Your G-Diffuser System First==		==Remember to Check Your G-Diffuser System First==
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imported>Gmlw: /* How to do a Barrel Roll */

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How to do a Barrel Roll

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	*If Cable: ~~unplug~~ your modem, change your router's mac address, then plug the modem back in.		*If Cable: Unplug your modem, change your router's mac address, then plug the modem back in.

	*If DSL: ~~unplug~~ the power cord, wait a few seconds, plug it in, wait about 30 seconds, proceed with trolling.		*If DSL: Unplug the power cord, wait a few seconds, plug it in, wait about 30 seconds, proceed with trolling.

	*If dial up: ~~select~~ disconnect, call [[your mom]] (if you aren't a [[basement dweller]]), tell [[your mom]] that you need to return to ''World of Warcraft'', hang up, turn up computer speaker volume, shit eggs, dial up, go to 12chan/CP, go get [[Silken Secret\|lube]], fap to the thumbnails as they trickle in, [[????]], [[Partyvan]]!		*If dial up: Select disconnect, call [[your mom]] (if you aren't a [[basement dweller]]), tell [[your mom]] that you need to return to ''World of Warcraft'', hang up, turn up computer speaker volume, shit eggs, dial up, go to 12chan/CP, go get [[Silken Secret\|lube]], fap to the thumbnails as they trickle in, [[????]], [[Partyvan]]!

	*However, at some point [[Stephen_Hawking\|some genius]] found out that simply pressing Z or R twice will instantly reveal a barrel roll. Alternatively, Ctrl + W can induce barrel rolls. Although you may have heard such a thing, putting a [[cock]] that is longer than 12" in your [[ass]] will NOT make you do a barrel roll, although sending pictures of the attempt would be a great source of [[lulz]] and maybe ruin your life, since you will become a [[buttsecks]]-loving [[fag]], and you will then be remembered forever as [[an hero]].		*However, at some point [[Stephen_Hawking\|some genius]] found out that simply pressing Z or R twice will instantly reveal a barrel roll. Alternatively, Ctrl + W can induce barrel rolls. Although you may have heard such a thing, putting a [[cock]] that is longer than 12" in your [[ass]] will NOT make you do a barrel roll, although sending pictures of the attempt would be a great source of [[lulz]] and maybe ruin your life, since you will become a [[buttsecks]]-loving [[fag]], and you will then be remembered forever as [[an hero]].

	*Hold onto the fuselage of a military jet ~~ala~~ Tony Stark; ~~Make~~ sure hands aren't greasy from fapping to robo-pr0n, this is a common mistake.		*Hold onto the fuselage of a military jet à la Tony Stark; make sure hands aren't greasy from fapping to robo-pr0n, this is a common mistake.

	*Press Z or R twice!		*Press Z or R twice!
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	*Do a barrel roll!		*Do a barrel roll!

	While you are in outer space, flying high for the [[Marcab Confederacy]] remember that a barrel roll will save your life and deflect all lazors from depleting your [[lulz]] shield.		While you are in outer space, flying high for the [[Marcab Confederacy]], remember that a barrel roll will save your life and deflect all lazors from depleting your [[lulz]] shield.

	<center><youtube>RXNzaHqFPbY</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>RXNzaHqFPbY</youtube></center>

imported>Gmlw: /* Barrel Rolling Through the ages. */

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Barrel Rolling Through the ages.

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	==Barrel Rolling Through the ~~ages.~~==		==Barrel Rolling Through the Ages==

imported>Gmlw at 02:49, 11 November 2013

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	[[At least 100]] years ago the video game company [[Nintendo]], well known for its open support of [[NAMBLA]], made a game about [[furries]] in [[Star Wars\|space]]. It turned out to be the source for much of the [[furry]] [[pr0n]] on th3 interwebs. For this Nintendo is considered un-[[1337]] and has thousands of rabid [[fanboys]], who make great [[lol-cow]]. During the game, one of the [[furry]] [[sex]] idols informs his gay lover to "do a barrel roll", something that is [[obvious]]ly a [[gay]] [[secks]] position. Nintendo put [[over 9,000]] gay furry sex scenes in the game, none of which are plot related. Anyone who attempts to "do a barrel roll" is a total fag and enjoys buttsecks with a big glass of [[cum]]. Grandmas who are hyped up from too much sugar in their tea are recommended for 3x the rolling of barrels.		[[At least 100]] years ago the video game company [[Nintendo]], well known for its open support of [[NAMBLA]], made a game about [[furries]] in [[Star Wars\|space]]. It turned out to be the source for much of the [[furry]] [[pr0n]] on th3 interwebs. For this Nintendo is considered un-[[1337]] and has thousands of rabid [[fanboys]], who make great [[lol-cow]]. During the game, one of the [[furry]] [[sex]] idols informs his gay lover to "do a barrel roll", something that is [[obvious]]ly a [[gay]] [[secks]] position. Nintendo put [[over 9,000]] gay furry sex scenes in the game, none of which are plot related. Anyone who attempts to "do a barrel roll" is a total fag and enjoys buttsecks with a big glass of [[cum]]. Grandmas who are hyped up from too much sugar in their tea are recommended for 3x the rolling of barrels.

	The Barrel Roll meme has been so overused and abused, that it may be necessary to purge or destroy all references to it from the interweb, a la ''Fahrenheit 451'', in order to keep the constant influx of [[newfags]] from raping it further. However, it's best used for fat people.		The Barrel Roll meme has been so overused and abused, that it may be necessary to purge or destroy all references to it from the interweb, à la ''Fahrenheit 451'', in order to keep the constant influx of [[newfags]] from raping it further. However, it's best used for fat people.

	== How to do a Barrel Roll ==		== How to do a Barrel Roll ==