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	[[Image:Avira-launch.png\|thumb\|Richard Yamamoto presenting the Avira 'Double Value Half Size' dildo [http://vialentino.blogspot.de/2010/10/avira-antivirus-double-value-double.html]. He is the first [http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2009/obit-yamamoto.html known zombie] produced by the Umbrella Corporation.]]		[[Image:Avira-launch.png\|thumb\|Richard Yamamoto presenting the Avira 'Double Value Half Size' dildo [http://vialentino.blogspot.de/2010/10/avira-antivirus-double-value-double.html]. He is the first [http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2009/obit-yamamoto.html known zombie] produced by the Umbrella Corporation.]]
			[[Image:Avira toolbar ask.png\|thumb\|Avira known to come with additional toolbar which is very useful & loved by everyone especially your mom, if you will uncheck it during offer installations Avira shitware will still install ASK components on your PC without you knowing, the components are "invisible" and can be detected via HitmanPro & ADWcleaner scanners. Therefore another reason why avira is a total garbage. There is a saying that Avira "Web Guard" feature REQUIRES Ask toolbar, Avira is fuckin trash yo]]
	Avira was created by the Umbrella Corporation, and it is both an [http://www.zdnet.com/blog/btl/10-obscure-antivirus-tools-worth-a-look/32789 obscure antivirus tool] and a [http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12742024 methyltransferase that gives antibiotic resistance to bacterial strains].		Avira was created by the Umbrella Corporation, and it is both an [http://www.zdnet.com/blog/btl/10-obscure-antivirus-tools-worth-a-look/32789 obscure antivirus tool] and a [http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12742024 methyltransferase that gives antibiotic resistance to bacterial strains].

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	==Related Articles==		==Related Articles==
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	==Drama==		==Drama==
	===Fake Aviras===		===Fake Aviras===
			[[Image:Auerbach-vs-Hypponen.jpg\|thumb\|Tjark Auerbach, thanking Hypponen for fake Avira at the [http://aviradentalclinic.healcon.com/ Avira Dental Clinic].]]

	In July 2010, F-Secure's [[Conficker\|Mikko Hypponen]] decided to troll the Umbrella Corporation and created a rogue security program called "Antivir Solution Pro" which caused a lot of [[butthurt]] because it [http://www.f-secure.com/vulnerabilities/SA200900395 crashed the real Avira] and had a lower false detection rate than Avira.		In July 2010, F-Secure's [[Conficker\|Mikko Hypponen]] decided to troll the Umbrella Corporation and created a rogue security program called "Antivir Solution Pro" which caused a lot of [[butthurt]] because it [http://www.f-secure.com/vulnerabilities/SA200900395 crashed the real Avira] and had a lower false detection rate than Avira.

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	<center>{{morphquote\|Testimonials\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;\|Installed Avira to Win7 because I have seen it highly rated by some of you people here. I just had over 2 hrs of my time wasted because its detection of trojans, virii and malware is total BS. Look at some of the files it is detecting as virii. Even System Internals software and anti-malware software Smitfraud. I have Avira set to medium sensitivty and not high. If I had it on high it would probably want to quarantine the Windows folder even. I've scanned that external backup HDD in the past with Avast and Malwarebytes and both report it as clean.\|guppy\|seriously who would use this software in a business?\|Anonymous\|IT IS IMPOSSIBLE, this is my web and I have tried to delete ALL FILES. Whan I delete all files on the server avira show the same message, how it is possible have a malware if the server is empty????????.<br /><br />Can someome of avira support tell me why????????\|tomy00\|[[Global Warming\|WARMING]] WHICH FOUND WITH AVIRA, IS THAT MEAN "THERE IS AVIRA FOUND SOME VIRUS WHICH WILL DAMAGE THE FILES OR HARDWARE IN MY COMPUTER? PLEASE HELP ME.... IT'S URGENT. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WARMING "SYSTEM ERROR [5] THE FILE COULD NOT BE OPENED"\|Ivone\|I knew there was a good reason to avoid this AV like the plague.\|Framitz\|I love how when you click on a hyperlink to get info on the supposed virus it brings up a purchse order link instead. I bet lots of suckers have fallen for that one.<br /><br />I will say that Avira is very light on resources but I would never pay for software I can't trust. All AV can't be trusted to be accurate but this false detection rate is just off the wall and is a bad product. Back to Avast, me thinks.\|guppy}}</center>		<center>{{morphquote\|Testimonials\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;\|Avira Antivirus is a trojan horse.<br />I am not kidding you. This piece of garbage actually installs trojans in your machine, then it would keep claiming to detect them and you would think it was the best anti-virus and detects more than others.<br />The truth is this piece of garbage starts allowing various crap like ikowin32.exe, wpv@#$@$#@.exe and services.exe and other trojan droppers through once you install this piece of garbage.<br />I went back to avast (after I removed those rogue registry entries and exe files scattered, manually)<br />Avast then found out more shit installed or allowed by avira.<br />Now my system is clean, no more hidden trojan dropper logs and such.<br />DO NOT USE AVIRA! Their products actually lets in a LOT of rootkits and trojans/viruses!\|[http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message882838/pg1 ShadowFox]\|Installed Avira to Win7 because I have seen it highly rated by some of you people here. I just had over 2 hrs of my time wasted because its detection of trojans, virii and malware is total BS. Look at some of the files it is detecting as virii. Even System Internals software and anti-malware software Smitfraud. I have Avira set to medium sensitivty and not high. If I had it on high it would probably want to quarantine the Windows folder even. I've scanned that external backup HDD in the past with Avast and Malwarebytes and both report it as clean.\|guppy\|seriously who would use this software in a business?\|Anonymous\|IT IS IMPOSSIBLE, this is my web and I have tried to delete ALL FILES. Whan I delete all files on the server avira show the same message, how it is possible have a malware if the server is empty????????.<br /><br />Can someome of avira support tell me why????????\|tomy00\|[[Global Warming\|WARMING]] WHICH FOUND WITH AVIRA, IS THAT MEAN "THERE IS AVIRA FOUND SOME VIRUS WHICH WILL DAMAGE THE FILES OR HARDWARE IN MY COMPUTER? PLEASE HELP ME.... IT'S URGENT. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WARMING "SYSTEM ERROR [5] THE FILE COULD NOT BE OPENED"\|Ivone\|I knew there was a good reason to avoid this AV like the plague.\|Framitz\|I love how when you click on a hyperlink to get info on the supposed virus it brings up a purchse order link instead. I bet lots of suckers have fallen for that one.<br /><br />I will say that Avira is very light on resources but I would never pay for software I can't trust. All AV can't be trusted to be accurate but this false detection rate is just off the wall and is a bad product. Back to Avast, me thinks.\|guppy}}</center>

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	[[Image:Avira-launch.png\|thumb\|Richard Yamamoto presenting the Avira 'Double Value Half Size' dildo [http://vialentino.blogspot.de/2010/10/avira-antivirus-double-value-double.html]. He is the first [http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2009/obit-yamamoto.html known zombie] produced by the Umbrella Corporation.]]		[[Image:Avira-launch.png\|thumb\|Richard Yamamoto presenting the Avira 'Double Value Half Size' dildo [http://vialentino.blogspot.de/2010/10/avira-antivirus-double-value-double.html]. He is the first [http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2009/obit-yamamoto.html known zombie] produced by the Umbrella Corporation.]]
	~~Made~~ by the Umbrella Corporation, an [http://www.zdnet.com/blog/btl/10-obscure-antivirus-tools-worth-a-look/32789 obscure antivirus tool], Avira is a trollware antivirus that installs more adware and spyware than [[Conficker]] and has a false detection rate so big, it detects the entire OS and itself as malware. The ~~other Avira made by Umbrella Corporation~~ is a [http://www.~~ncbi~~.~~nlm~~.~~nih~~.~~gov~~/~~pubmed~~/~~12742024 methyltransferase that gives antibiotic resistance to bacterial strains~~].		Avira was created by the Umbrella Corporation, and it is both an [http://www.zdnet.com/blog/btl/10-obscure-antivirus-tools-worth-a-look/32789 obscure antivirus tool] and a [http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12742024 methyltransferase that gives antibiotic resistance to bacterial strains].

			The Avira antivirus is a trollware antivirus that installs more adware and spyware than [[Conficker]] and has a false detection rate so big, it detects the entire OS and itself as malware. It uses (what they call) a zero-day malware prevention system which blocks access to the whole operating system. The development work for this antivirus is [http://www.dotnetspider.com/it/itb-21094-Avira-Coimbatore.aspx outsourced to India].

			The Avira enzyme is currently tested with bacteria on voluntary patients at the [http://aviradentalclinic.healcon.com/ Avira Dental Clinic] in Surat, India. Umbrella's secret bacteria production facilities are located in [http://maps.google.com/maps?view=map&q=Avira,+Vanuatu&ftid=0x6ef13dc229f254ab:0xa0c37812b730af35&ftt=37&geocode=FUP9Jv8dDC79CQ&split=0&sll=-14.222013,167.587340&sspn=0.000000,0.000000&iwloc=A Vanuatu].

	The Umbrella Corporation supports the Auerbach Stiftung, a foundation created by the company's founder and CEO, Tjark Auerbach. It promotes biological weapons and other international biological solutions.		The Umbrella Corporation supports the Auerbach Stiftung, a foundation created by the company's founder and CEO, Tjark Auerbach. It promotes biological weapons and other international biological solutions.

	~~Avira uses (what they call) a zero-day malware prevention system which blocks access... To the whole operating system. This makes it incredibly hard to use and laggy as hell.~~

Avira - Revision history

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