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	<h1>Autismchan.net</h1>		<h1>Autismchan.net</h1>

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	<p>Insomnia's greatest achievement? Keeping the lights on for 2+ years despite traffic that wouldn't fill a Discord VC on a Tuesday. Greatest failure? Everything else. No epic raids, no news articles, no FBI watchlist—just quiet, soul-crushing irrelevance while Insomnia lies in bed staring at the ceiling thinking "maybe if I add one more board..."</p>		<p>Insomnia's greatest achievement? Keeping the lights on for 2+ years despite traffic that wouldn't fill a Discord VC on a Tuesday. Greatest failure? Everything else. No epic raids, no news articles, no FBI watchlist—just quiet, soul-crushing irrelevance while Insomnia lies in bed staring at the ceiling thinking "maybe if I add one more board..."</p>

	<p>Protip: If you ever see a post timestamped 3:47 AM with perfect grammar and 12 edit wars in the thread history, that's probably Insomnia arguing with sockpuppets again. Touch grass? Never heard of her.</p>

	~~<p class="warning">Do NOT try to dox Insomnia. Not because it's mean—because you'll just end up on /vent/ crying about how "even the owner ghosts me" like everyone else.</p>~~

	<h2>Notable Events</h2>		<h2>Notable Events</h2>

Hispanon: Created page with " {{Infoboxchan |imageboard_name=Autismchan |imageboard_logo=150px |150px]] |date_founded=October 2023 |major_boards=/sperg/ • /b/ (NSFW/random) |epic_win=Being posted about once on reddit then slowly decaying into irrelevance, endless "is this place dead yet" meta threads, attracting exactly the kind of spergs who got tired of 4chan calling them spergs |homepage=https://autismchan.net/ technically still breathing b..."

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Created page with " {{Infoboxchan |imageboard_name=Autismchan |imageboard_logo=150px |150px]] |date_founded=October 2023 |major_boards=/sperg/ • /b/ (NSFW/random) |epic_win=Being posted about once on reddit then slowly decaying into irrelevance, endless "is this place dead yet" meta threads, attracting exactly the kind of spergs who got tired of 4chan calling them spergs |homepage=<s>https://autismchan.net/</s> technically still breathing b..."

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{{Infoboxchan
|imageboard_name=Autismchan
|imageboard_logo=[[File:autismchanlogo.png|150px]]
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|date_founded=October 2023
|major_boards=[[sperg/|/sperg/]] • [[b/|/b/]] (NSFW/random)
|epic_win=Being posted about once on reddit then slowly decaying into irrelevance, endless "is this place dead yet" meta threads, attracting exactly the kind of spergs who got tired of 4chan calling them spergs
|homepage=<s>https://autismchan.net/</s> technically still breathing but on life support
}}<center><big>'''This article is about autismchan.net (the reddit-spawned 2023+ one).'''</big></center>

''Autismchan was shat out in late 2023 by some reddit sperg who thought "what if 4chan... but SAFE SPACE for autists???" Spoiler: it's not safe, it's just empty.''

[[Category:Imageboards]]
[[Category:Autism]]
[[Category:Dead on arrival]]

<h1>Autismchan.net</h1>

<p><strong>Autismchan.net</strong> (also known as <em>The Great Autist Exodus That Never Happened</em>) is a tiny, wheezing, 4chan knockoff imageboard specifically marketed toward people on the spectrum who got tired of being called <span class="lolcow">retards</span> on the real chans… only to immediately start acting exactly like 4chan users anyway.</p>

<h2>History</h2>

<p>In late 2023 some reddit user in /r/autism had the galaxy-brain idea:</p>
<blockquote class="quote">
"what if we made 4chan… but for <strong>autists</strong>?? :)"
</blockquote>

<p>Everyone clapped. The site launched with four boards:</p>
<ul>
<li>/sperg/ – "on-topic" autism discussion (immediately became 90% schizoposting)</li>
<li>/b/ – random + NSFW (the only board that gets more than 2 posts a week)</li>
<li>/vent/ – cry about your life (endless suicide bait threads)</li>
<li>/meta/ – complain about the other three boards</li>
</ul>

<p>Peak concurrent users: estimated 8–14 (including the owner refreshing every 30 seconds hoping someone posted).</p>

<h2>Community & Culture</h2>

<p>Autismchan's userbase consists of:</p>
<ol>
<li>Former /b/tards who got permabanned from 4chan for posting cp-tier loli autism memes</li>
<li>High-functioning aspies who think "NTs BTFO" is still an epic own in 2026</li>
<li>One schizo who keeps making threads titled "IS [CURRENT YEAR] THE YEAR OF THE RACE WAR?"</li>
<li>The owner’s alt accounts arguing with himself</li>
</ol>

<p>Signature pastimes include:</p>
<ul>
<li>Arguing whether Asperger's is "real autism" or "fake autism for midwits"</li>
<li>Posting the same train picture 47 times</li>
<li>Writing 4000-word greentexts about being rejected by a barista</li>
<li>Declaring "this place is dying" every 72 hours</li>
</ul>

<h2>The Owner: Insomnia (Probably)</h2>

<p>Like every other failed chan ever launched by a reddit sperg, <strong>autismchan.net</strong> is run by an anonymous legend known only (allegedly) as <span class="lolcow">Insomnia</span>™. No face, no dox, no LinkedIn, no nothing—just vibes, bad CSS decisions, and the faint smell of Mountain Dew Code Red wafting through the server room (which is probably their mom's basement).</p>

<p>Rumors on the three active threads per week claim Insomnia is:</p>
<ul>
<li>A 20-something high-masking aspie who ragequit 4chan after getting called "traincel" one too many times</li>
<li>Currently awake 27 hours straight because "melatonin is for NTs"</li>
<li>The sole janitor who bans people for "ableism" while approving 400-reply threads about why furries are peak autism</li>
<li>Secretly the same guy refreshing /meta/ every 5 minutes begging for "suggestions" nobody ever gives</li>
</ul>

<div class="quote">
"hey guys it's me insomnia, site might go down tonight because cloudflare hates me again lol just fyi :)"<br>
— Every /meta/ sticky that nobody reads
</div>

<p>Insomnia's greatest achievement? Keeping the lights on for 2+ years despite traffic that wouldn't fill a Discord VC on a Tuesday. Greatest failure? Everything else. No epic raids, no news articles, no FBI watchlist—just quiet, soul-crushing irrelevance while Insomnia lies in bed staring at the ceiling thinking "maybe if I add one more board..."</p>

<p>Protip: If you ever see a post timestamped 3:47 AM with perfect grammar and 12 edit wars in the thread history, that's probably Insomnia arguing with sockpuppets again. Touch grass? Never heard of her.</p>

<p class="warning">Do NOT try to dox Insomnia. Not because it's mean—because you'll just end up on /vent/ crying about how "even the owner ghosts me" like everyone else.</p>

<h2>Notable Events</h2>

<ul>
<li><strong>Day 4:</strong> First tranny jannie drama. Mod resigns after being called "discord mod energy".</li>
<li><strong>Week 3:</strong> Someone posts a rare pepe variant edited with a puzzle piece. 47 replies calling it "ableist".</li>
<li><strong>Month 6:</strong> /b/ discovers hentai. Site traffic triples for 48 hours before returning to baseline coma.</li>
<li><strong>Ongoing:</strong> Weekly "we should raid /b/ on 4chan" threads that receive 0 (zero) replies.</li>
</ul>

<h2>Gallery of Autism</h2>

== Related articles ==
*[[Wizardchan]]
*[[4chan]]

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