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imported>JuniusThaddeus: Repairing.

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	But how did ED ''know''??? It definitely couldn't be related to the very subtle psychotic obsession with Joan Ellison displayed by all of '''SOBriquetX's''' various accounts.		But how did ED ''know''??? It definitely couldn't be related to the very subtle psychotic obsession with Joan Ellison displayed by all of '''SOBriquetX's''' various accounts.

	[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Authonomy&oldid=1998394669#Fuck_You And no thank you '''SOBriquetX'''.] We are not going anywhere near your [[syphilis]] ridden [[cunt]].		[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Authonomy&oldid=1998394669#Fuck_You And no thank you '''SOBriquetX'''.] We are not going anywhere near your [[syphilis]] ridden [[cunt]].

imported>Sammich: /* How You Can Help */

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How You Can Help

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	==How You Can Help==		==How You Can Help==
	Authonomy is full of [[drama]], starting around 5PM GMT (when all the [[England \| Poms]] get home and start drinking) and going all night long. You can watch it closely for impending LULZ-splosion and take [[screenshot]]s because when the [[faggot]]s sober up they [[baleet]] the lulz.		Authonomy is full of [[drama]], starting around 5PM GMT (when all the [[England \| Poms]] get home and start drinking) and going all night long. You can watch it closely for impending LULZ-splosion and take [[screenshot]]s because when the [[faggot]]s sober up they [[baleet]] the lulz.

			[[You]] can help by reminding them this page exists.


	There is a [[secret\|seekrit]] [[facebook]] enclave. Infiltrate it and bring back [[lulz]] for all to share.		There is a [[secret\|seekrit]] [[facebook]] enclave. Infiltrate it and bring back [[lulz]] for all to share.

imported>Sammich: needs images. most screencaps gone to LULZvalla in the Dramapocalypse

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	{{~~watched}}~~		{{Screenshots}}
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	~~{{potential~~}}

	[[File:Authonomy.gif\|right]]		[[File:Authonomy.gif\|right]]

imported>Sammich: /* Sylvania */

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Sylvania

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	She claims to have a husband but Authonomy speculation is that he leftin 2011 and she hasn't noticed because she's too busy talking to her [[sock puppets]] and flirting with Authonomy [[men]] despite being old enough to be your [[grandmother]].		She claims to have a husband but Authonomy speculation is that he leftin 2011 and she hasn't noticed because she's too busy talking to her [[sock puppets]] and flirting with Authonomy [[men]] despite being old enough to be your [[grandmother]].

	If you're an attractive man (or can play one on the internet) and want your book to do well on Authonomy, the fastest, easiest way to the desk is to seek out "Stonia" and exchange [[cybersex\|e-sexual favours]] for backings. If you please [[Size Queen\|Queen "Stonia"] she may smile upon you and use her plethora of socks to back your book, thereby giving you a smooth ride to the top.		If you're an attractive man (or can play one on the internet) and want your book to do well on Authonomy, the fastest, easiest way to the desk is to seek out "Stonia" and exchange [[cybersex\|e-sexual favours]] for backings. If you please [[Size Queen\|Queen "Stonia"]] she may smile upon you and use her plethora of socks to back your book, thereby giving you a smooth ride to the top.

	If you are considering this strategy, be aware it can disaster to backfire with disasterous consequences as "Stonia" has been known to [[stalker\|become enamored]] with the men who curry her favor and follow them off the site to [[Facebook]] and other places, where she drives off any woman younger than [[your mom]], thereby ensuring you will never have non-geriatric [[sex]] again. (As if [[you]] got laid to begin with.)		If you are considering this strategy, be aware it can disaster to backfire with disasterous consequences as "Stonia" has been known to [[stalker\|become enamored]] with the men who curry her favor and follow them off the site to [[Facebook]] and other places, where she drives off any woman younger than [[your mom]], thereby ensuring you will never have non-geriatric [[sex]] again. (As if [[you]] got laid to begin with.)

imported>Sammich: /* Sylvania */

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Sylvania

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	If you are considering this strategy, be aware it can disaster to backfire with disasterous consequences as "Stonia" has been known to [[stalker\|become enamored]] with the men who curry her favor and follow them off the site to [[Facebook]] and other places, where she drives off any woman younger than [[your mom]], thereby ensuring you will never have non-geriatric [[sex]] again. (As if [[you]] got laid to begin with.)		If you are considering this strategy, be aware it can disaster to backfire with disasterous consequences as "Stonia" has been known to [[stalker\|become enamored]] with the men who curry her favor and follow them off the site to [[Facebook]] and other places, where she drives off any woman younger than [[your mom]], thereby ensuring you will never have non-geriatric [[sex]] again. (As if [[you]] got laid to begin with.)

imported>Sammich: /* Sylvania */ [link]

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Sylvania: [link]

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	=== Sylvania ===		=== Sylvania ===
	[Sylvania] isn't actually a real person at all, but a very well developed sock puppet (rumored) to belong to a popular user whose name rhymes with "Stonia Smarlowe."		[http://authonomy.com/writing-community/profile/d9d146a7-0cdd-4aad-931a-32136d9e18a0/sylvania/ Sylvania] isn't actually a real person at all, but a very well developed sock puppet (rumored) to belong to a popular user whose name rhymes with "Stonia Smarlowe."

	"Stonia" has a lot of socks. She has Authonomy sock puppets the way cat ladies have [[cats]]. And talks to them the way [[crazy]] cat ladies talk to their cats.		"Stonia" has a lot of socks. She has Authonomy sock puppets the way cat ladies have [[cats]]. And talks to them the way [[crazy]] cat ladies talk to their cats.

imported>Sammich: /* Notable LOL-cows and Attention Whores */ (adding Sylvania; condensing old sock puppet section in Sob.X)

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Notable LOL-cows and Attention Whores: (adding Sylvania; condensing old sock puppet section in Sob.X)

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	=== Sylvania ===		=== Sylvania ===
	[~~http://authonomy.com/writing-community/profile/d9d146a7-0cdd-4aad-931a-32136d9e18a0/sylvania/~~ Sylvania] isn't actually a real person at all, but a very well developed sock puppet (rumored) to belong to a popular user whose name rhymes with "Stonia Smarlowe."		[Sylvania] isn't actually a real person at all, but a very well developed sock puppet (rumored) to belong to a popular user whose name rhymes with "Stonia Smarlowe."

			"Stonia" has a lot of socks. She has Authonomy sock puppets the way cat ladies have [[cats]]. And talks to them the way [[crazy]] cat ladies talk to their cats.

			She claims to have a husband but Authonomy speculation is that he leftin 2011 and she hasn't noticed because she's too busy talking to her [[sock puppets]] and flirting with Authonomy [[men]] despite being old enough to be your [[grandmother]].

			If you're an attractive man (or can play one on the internet) and want your book to do well on Authonomy, the fastest, easiest way to the desk is to seek out "Stonia" and exchange [[cybersex\|e-sexual favours]] for backings. If you please [[Size Queen\|Queen "Stonia"] she may smile upon you and use her plethora of socks to back your book, thereby giving you a smooth ride to the top.

			If you are considering this strategy, be aware it can disaster to backfire with disasterous consequences as "Stonia" has been known to [[stalker\|become enamored]] with the men who curry her favor and follow them off the site to [[Facebook]] and other places, where she drives off any woman younger than [[your mom]], thereby ensuring you will never have non-geriatric [[sex]] again. (As if [[you]] got laid to begin with.)




			[http://pastebin.com/j64nMje7 Other known "Stonia Smarlow" socks]

	=== Sobriquet X ===		=== Sobriquet X ===
			'''UPDATE:''' True to her nature, '''SOBriquetX''' [[delete fucking everything\|DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING]]. Except for her [[9000]] sock puppets. (They breed like fucking rabbits.)

	Sobriquet X was a valuable member of the Authonomy community who offered helpful advice to other aspiring writers on how they might improve their work (an example of which appears above). She was [[trigger\|very concerned about]] the [[retard\|mentally handicapped]]. Some might even call it a [[fetish]].		Sobriquet X was a valuable member of the Authonomy community who offered helpful advice to other aspiring writers on how they might improve their work (an example of which appears above). She was [[trigger\|very concerned about]] the [[retard\|mentally handicapped]]. Some might even call it a [[fetish]].

	Unfortuantely, she's a shitty writer and the only thing she should ever write is a manual on how not to write. She will never recognize this because she suffers from illusory superiority complex which causes her to believe she is smarter, sexier, and better than [[you]] in every way, despite being a used-up [[cam whore]]. She also posts repeatedly about her ex-boyfriends. The conservative estimate of the number of [[cock]]s that have traveled the well-worn path to her vagina is [[over 9000]]. (John Booth fantasizes about someday being one of them.)		Unfortuantely, she's a shitty writer and the only thing she should ever write is a manual on how not to write. She will never recognize this because she suffers from illusory superiority complex which causes her to believe she is smarter, sexier, and better than [[you]] in every way, despite being a used-up [[cam whore]].

	After discovering her ED page, Amanda got very busy [[delete fucking everything\|editing all her old comments]] on Authonomy to remove her shitty advice and all mention of her shitty book because she feared ED getting a hold of it. She may also opt for the [[final solution]]. ED eagerly awaits further updates.


	~~==== Amanda Leck Sock Puppet Bonanza ====~~		She also posts repeatedly about her ex-boyfriends. The conservative estimate of the number of [[cock]]s that have traveled the well-worn path to her [[vagina]] is [[over 9000]]. A source within Authonomy also told ED '''SOBriquetX''' is a <s>cheat</s> dedicated friend that uses [[sock puppet]]s to back her friends' books.
	A source within Authonomy ~~tells us~~ '''~~Amanda Leck~~''' is a <s>cheat</s> dedicated friend that uses [[sock puppet]]s to back her friends' books. In March she helped her friend '''Gunslinger''' keep his book [http://www.authonomy.com/ViewBook.aspx?bookid=11531 Every Atom Belonging] on the Editor's Desk. In April she is helping her friend '''Lorri's''' book [http://www.authonomy.com/ViewBook.aspx?bookid=15199 Euphoria]. She has also been helping her friend '''Francesco Scannella''' boost his book [http://www.authonomy.com/ViewBook.aspx?bookid=12583 Sicilian Shadows], but sources say she will have to make more sock puppets if she wants to put it on the desk in May since all her existing [[sock puppet]]s have already backed it.

	If you're going to cheat, you probably shouldn't tell everyone. [[AMIRITE]]?		(If you're going to cheat, you probably shouldn't tell everyone. [[AMIRITE]]?)

			After discovering her ED page, SobriquetX got very busy [[delete fucking everything\|editing all her old comments]] on Authonomy to remove her shitty advice and all mention of her shitty book, "Proclivity", which "explores themes of [[emo\|happiness]], [[cutting\|scars on boys]], [[Drugs\|chemistry]], [[faggotry\|fruit]] and [[Unbirthing\|circuitous love]]" because she feared ED getting a hold of it. She may also opt for the [[final solution]]. ED eagerly awaits further updates.

	~~==== Sugarpie, Sweetiepie, and other stupid food-related names ====~~
	'''Amanda Leck''' had pretty much everyone convinced that her new sock puppet Sugarpie was actually BarbAnne, despite the lack of [[CAPSLOCK]] and actually being ''much'' stupider than BarbAnne, even though BarbAnne is a [[coon]] and Amanda Leck is [[Pennsylvania]] [[white trash]].

	~~PROTIP: '''Amanda Leck''' [[crazy \| does not take rejection well]].~~		==== Sock Puppet Bonanza ====

	'''~~Amanda Leck~~''' ~~gave herself away when~~, in [[~~BAW\|a fit of butthurt lesbian rage~~]]~~, she decided to vandalize this page. Unfortunately for~~ ''~~'Amanda Leck'~~'', ~~her~~ [[~~angst~~]] and ~~fury at Jo Ellis for not leaving her husband and kids and travelling [[over 9000]] miles to~~ [[~~swingers\|swing~~]] ~~with Amanda was not particularly lulzy. After ED broke the news that '''Amanda Leck''' is the~~ [[~~retard\|genius]~~] behind SugarPie, she vandalized the page to remove the information and proceeded to make herself yet another sockpuppet and delete the posts where she fucks up and outs herself. [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/index.php?title=Authonomy&diff=1998397792&oldid=1998397238 And then lies about it to ED.] ~~(Fourth box under '''Line 298''' on the left~~.)		'''SOBriquetX''' had pretty much everyone convinced that her new sock puppet Sugarpie was actually BarbAnne, despite the lack of [[CAPSLOCK]] and actually being ''much'' stupider than BarbAnne, even though BarbAnne is a [[coon]] and SOBriquetX is [[Pennsylvania]] [[white trash]].

	~~Deleting shit doesn't unsay it, Amanda Leck. Also note the complicated paranoid belief that all posters are someone else (possibly~~ [[~~reptilians~~]]~~?) out to get Amanda~~.		Spoiler: SOBriquetX [[crazy \| does not take rejection well]].

	~~'''Amanda Leck''' is also fixated on the troll Snazzy because Snazzy is~~ a ~~black woman~~ and ~~Amanda Leck is horny~~ for ~~interracial~~ [[~~lesbian~~]] ~~loving~~. ~~Or possibly because she believes Snazzy~~ is the ~~object of her unreturned affection. Snazzy can look forward to having~~ [[~~stalker~~\|~~many bunnies boiled in her honor~~]].		SOBriquetX gave herself away when, in [[BAW\|a fit of butthurt lesbian rage]], she decided to vandalize this page. Unfortunately, her [[angst]] and fury at Joan Ellison for not leaving her husband and kids and travelling [[over 9000]] miles to [[swingers\|swing]] with her was not particularly lulzy. After ED broke the news that SobriquetX is the [[retard\|genius]] behind SugarPie, she vandalized the page to remove the information and proceeded to make herself yet another sockpuppet and delete the posts where she fucks up and outs herself.

	~~I have no idea why those fools who wrote the ED article would think that either. It definitely couldn~~'t ~~be related~~ to the ~~very subtle psychotic obsession with Jo Ellis displayed by all of '''Amanda Leck~~'s~~''' various accounts~~.		Deleting shit doesn't unsay it, SobriquetX. Also lost to the Great Dramapocalypse was SobriquetX's complicated paranoid belief that all posters are someone else (possibly [[reptilians]]?) out to get her.

	~~[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/index.php?title=Authonomy&oldid=1998394669#Fuck_You And no thank you '''Amanda Leck''~~'~~.] We are not going anywhere near your~~ [[~~syphilis~~]] ~~ridden~~ [[~~cunt~~]].		SobriquetX fixated on the troll Snazzy because Snazzy was a black woman and if SobriquetX is anything, it's horny for interracial [[lesbian]] loving. Or possibly because she believed Snazzy was really Joan Ellison, the object of her unreturned affection. [[stalker\|Many bunnies were boiled]] in Snazzy's honor.

	~~===== ALL THE SOCKPUPPETS =====~~		But how did ED ''know''??? It definitely couldn't be related to the very subtle psychotic obsession with Joan Ellison displayed by all of '''SOBriquetX's''' various accounts.
	'''~~UPDATE:~~''' ~~True to her nature,~~ '''~~AMANDA LECK~~''' ~~[[delete fucking everything\|DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING]]. Except for her [[9000]] sock puppets. (They breed like fucking rabbits~~.)

	* email: '''~~amandameow@hotmail.com~~''' ~~I hear she gives out~~ [[~~noodz~~]] ~~if u ask. Also that she swings in the Johnstown, PA area, so if you're local and looking for some~~ [[~~fat~~]]~~ty love, drop her a line~~.		[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Authonomy&oldid=1998394669#Fuck_You And no thank you '''SOBriquetX'''.] We are not going anywhere near your [[syphilis]] ridden [[cunt]].

	* [http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/AS375IQMEHA8T Amazon profile] '''UPDATE: LOLOL SHE HAS CHANGED HER NAME FROM AMANDA LECK TO AMANDA NONE AND MOVED FROM PENNSYLVANIA TO ARIZONA IN THE PAST TWO DAYS! BAAAAWWWWWW'''
	* Plz find a copy of her book: Salt Angel by Amanda Leck, which "explores themes of [[emo\|happiness]], [[cutting\|scars on boys]], [[Drugs\|chemistry]], [[faggotry\|fruit]] and [[Unbirthing\|circuitous love]]." Oh the [[lulz]], they do not stop. Note: it was previously called "Proclivity"; she may have changed the title again.

	===Barb_Anne===		===Barb_Anne===