Ashida Kim - Revision history

imported>Latinkingnyc at 23:39, 20 May 2013

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imported>Latinkingnyc at 23:39, 20 May 2013

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	== Ashida Kim, Food Stamp Ninja ==		== Ashida Kim, Food Stamp Ninja ==

	In the course of a recent lawsuit against him, Radford had to tell the court [http://docs.justia.com/cases/federal/district-courts/massachusetts/madce/1:2007cv11673/111449/28/ that he lives with his mommy, has no job], [http://docs.justia.com/cases/federal/district-courts/massachusetts/madce/1:2007cv11673/111449/29/ makes less than $300 a month, owes $600 a month, and owns nothing but a half-share of a 1991 Ford pickup truck]. He had to swear to this by the Ninjer Gods, so it has to be true. I guess the fake martial artist racket isn't paying much these days.		In the course of a recent lawsuit against him, Radford had to tell the court [http://docs.justia.com/cases/federal/district-courts/massachusetts/madce/1:2007cv11673/111449/28/ that he lives with his mommy, has no job], [http://docs.justia.com/cases/federal/district-courts/massachusetts/madce/1:2007cv11673/111449/29/ makes less than $300 a month, owes $600 a month, and owns nothing but a half-share of a 1991 Ford pickup truck]. Ashida has recently admitted to lying to the Court of his assets. Apparently he had an Atari 2600, an old Atari game of E.T. as well as a half pack of Hubba Bubba Bubble Gum. Due to his deception, The Court confiscated his Atari 2600 as well as the E.T. Game and the Half Pack of Hubba Bubba Bubble Gum. He had to swear to this by the Ninjer Gods, so it has to be true. I guess the fake martial artist racket isn't paying much these days.

	== Ashida Kim, Rock Star ==		== Ashida Kim, Rock Star ==
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	== Exposure And Retreat ==		== Exposure And Retreat ==

	After experiencing much [[butthurt]] at the hands of [[Bullshido.net]], a site that exposes martial arts frauds, Ashida painted his ass white and ran with the antelope. He may occasionally be found sodomizing prairie dogs in Wyoming and running away from fights with ten-year-old [[girl]]s. He excuses this by [http://ashidakim.com/Akonwar.html claiming that it is contrary to ninja ethics to hurt your enemy]. [[Seriously]]		After experiencing much [[butthurt]] at the hands of [[Bullshido.net]], a site that exposes martial arts frauds, Ashida painted his ass white and ran with the antelope. He may occasionally be found sodomizing prairie dogs in Wyoming and running away from fights with ten-year-old [[girl]]s. He has recently been spotted at the "ManHole" Mens Club, allowing patrons to Teabag and Anal Fist him. His reason for this is Quote "To Forgive Such Transgressions Will Bring Me Closer To My Ninjer Gods". He excuses this by [http://ashidakim.com/Akonwar.html claiming that it is contrary to ninja ethics to hurt your enemy]. [[Seriously]]
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imported>Hipcrime: porn? where are the n00dz??

2012-10-24T20:33:26Z

porn? where are the n00dz??

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	'''Ashida Kim''' is a [[Weeaboo]] and a wannabe [[Ninja]] who runs a [http://www.bullshido.net/modules.php?file=viewarticle&id=160&name=Reviews black belt diploma mill] while living home with his mommy. His [http://www.ashidakim.com fail-riddled web site] also contains his [http://www.ashidakim.com/10k.html $10,000 challenge to kick his ass] that [http://www.bullshido.net/modules.php?name=Reviews&file=viewarticle&id=2 he totally pussied out on], and his [http://web.archive.org/web/20080201230310/http://ashidakim.com/shitlist.html shit list of people whose asses he is too weak to kick].		'''Ashida Kim''' is a [[Weeaboo]] and a wannabe [[Ninja]] who runs a [http://www.bullshido.net/modules.php?file=viewarticle&id=160&name=Reviews black belt diploma mill] while living home with his mommy. His [http://www.ashidakim.com fail-riddled web site] also contains his [http://www.ashidakim.com/10k.html $10,000 challenge to kick his ass] that [http://www.bullshido.net/modules.php?name=Reviews&file=viewarticle&id=2 he totally pussied out on], and his [http://web.archive.org/web/20080201230310/http://ashidakim.com/shitlist.html shit list of people whose asses he is too weak to kick].

imported>Gh0st1nTheShell: /* Ashida Kim, First Level Magic User */

2012-05-05T10:46:50Z

Ashida Kim, First Level Magic User

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	== Ashida Kim, First Level Magic User ==		== Ashida Kim, First Level Magic User ==

	In this demonstration of Ninja magic, Kim does his [[Bill Gates]] impersonation, displays his adorable little toe sox, and then lifts his legs into the air as a doughy assistant listlessly doodles a hula hoop around his scrawny ass. Kim then plays with his balls for about two minutes.Its a small miracle anyone ever believed he was a real ninja.		In this demonstration of Ninja magic, Kim does his [[Bill Gates]] impersonation, displays his adorable little toe sox, and then lifts his legs into the air(struggling to do that even) as a doughy assistant listlessly doodles a hula hoop around his scrawny ass. Kim then plays with his balls for about two minutes.Its a small miracle anyone ever believed he was a real ninja.

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imported>Heavy Metal Ape at 09:01, 5 May 2012

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	'''Ashida Kim''' is a [[Weeaboo]] and a wannabe [[Ninja]] who runs a [http://www.bullshido.net/modules.php?file=viewarticle&id=160&name=Reviews black belt diploma mill] while living home with his mommy. His [http://www.ashidakim.com fail-riddled web site] also contains his [http://www.ashidakim.com/10k.html $10,000 challenge to kick his ass] that [http://www.bullshido.net/modules.php?name=Reviews&file=viewarticle&id=2 he totally pussied out on], and his [http://web.archive.org/web/20080201230310/http://ashidakim.com/shitlist.html shit list of people whose asses he is too weak to kick].		'''Ashida Kim''' is a [[Weeaboo]] and a wannabe [[Ninja]] who runs a [http://www.bullshido.net/modules.php?file=viewarticle&id=160&name=Reviews black belt diploma mill] while living home with his mommy. His [http://www.ashidakim.com fail-riddled web site] also contains his [http://www.ashidakim.com/10k.html $10,000 challenge to kick his ass] that [http://www.bullshido.net/modules.php?name=Reviews&file=viewarticle&id=2 he totally pussied out on], and his [http://web.archive.org/web/20080201230310/http://ashidakim.com/shitlist.html shit list of people whose asses he is too weak to kick].
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	[[Image:Ashida kim autograph.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|[[:Image:Crapanese.jpg\|Weaboo squint]] + $30 flea-market "katana" + [[MS Paint]] Brush-Script font "autograph" = teh [[phail\|WIN]]!!![[oneone\|ichi]]<br>Mommy did a great job on the embroidery and merit badges, too!<br> [http://www.ashidakim.com/autographpic.html Order yours] [[Billy Mays\|to-day!!!]]]]		[[Image:Ashida kim autograph.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|[[:Image:Crapanese.jpg\|Weaboo squint]] + $30 flea-market "katana" + [[MS Paint]] Brush-Script font "autograph" = teh [[phail\|WIN]]!!![[oneone\|ichi]]<br>Mommy did a great job on the embroidery and merit badges, too!<br> [http://www.ashidakim.com/autographpic.html Order yours] [[Billy Mays\|to-day!!!]]]]

	[[Image:Ashida Kim teh l0ver.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|Kimasutra or, how to score before your mother comes [[basement\|downstairs]].<br>Sadly, [http://www.~~ashidakim~~.com/~~dojopress/pics/cvr-AAAK~~.~~gif~~ not] a ''troll'' shoop.]]		[[Image:Ashida Kim teh l0ver.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|Kimasutra or, how to score before your mother comes [[basement\|downstairs]].<br>Sadly, [http://www.dojopress.com/catalogbk41.html not] a ''troll'' shoop.]]

	{{quote\|[[trolls\|You lot]] have [[:Image:Cornholio.jpg\|been]] [[ALLCAPS\|THREATENING]] me with an "expose" for years...[[noone\|Not one]] of you is [[USI\|worthy to kiss my foot]].}}		{{quote\|[[trolls\|You lot]] have [[:Image:Cornholio.jpg\|been]] [[ALLCAPS\|THREATENING]] me with an "expose" for years...[[noone\|Not one]] of you is [[USI\|worthy to kiss my foot]].}}

imported>Heavy Metal Ape: /* Exposure And Retreat */

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Exposure And Retreat

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	== Exposure And Retreat ==		== Exposure And Retreat ==

	After experiencing much [[butthurt]] at the hands of [[Bullshido]], a site that exposes martial arts frauds, Ashida painted his ass white and ran with the antelope. He may occasionally be found sodomizing prairie dogs in Wyoming and running away from fights with ten-year-old [[girl]]s. He excuses this by [http://ashidakim.com/Akonwar.html claiming that it is contrary to ninja ethics to hurt your enemy]. [[Seriously]]		After experiencing much [[butthurt]] at the hands of [[Bullshido.net]], a site that exposes martial arts frauds, Ashida painted his ass white and ran with the antelope. He may occasionally be found sodomizing prairie dogs in Wyoming and running away from fights with ten-year-old [[girl]]s. He excuses this by [http://ashidakim.com/Akonwar.html claiming that it is contrary to ninja ethics to hurt your enemy]. [[Seriously]]
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imported>Mantequilla: Reverted edits by H64 (talk) to last revision by Unknown

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