Archie Comics - Revision history

imported>FBIAgent at 23:34, 27 March 2022

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	Archie is and is nothing more than comic for little kids, only designed as way to create a false idea about high school that [[false\|it's all fun and games, and everybody will love you]]. Each issue features the same 1 Dimensional characters that never evolve, with [[boring\|barely any conflict]] to keep stories interesting.		Archie is and is nothing more than comic for little kids, only designed as way to create a false idea about high school that [[false\|it's all fun and games, and everybody will love you]]. Each issue features the same 1 Dimensional characters that never evolve, with [[boring\|barely any conflict]] to keep stories interesting.

	They also make comics about [[Witch\|Sabrina the Teenage Witch]]. They also made comics about [[Sonic]] and [[Mega Man]] until [[Sega]] and [[Capcom]] realized ~~their~~ [[nerds\|retards]].		They also make comics about [[Witch\|Sabrina the Teenage Witch]]. They also made comics about [[Sonic]] and [[Mega Man]] until [[Sega]] and [[Capcom]] realized they're [[nerds\|retards]].

	==Characters==		==Characters==

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	*'''[[bitch\|Veronica Lodge]]''' Some spoiled rich kid who bitches about everything.		*'''[[bitch\|Veronica Lodge]]''' Some spoiled rich kid who bitches about everything.

	*'''[[basement dweller\|Jughead Jones]]''' Dumbass who spends his time eating ~~pizza~~ and ~~watching tv~~ all day.		*'''[[basement dweller\|Jughead Jones]]''' Dumbass who spends his time eating burgers and fucking his dog all day.

	*'''[[barbie\|Betty Cooper]]''' The [[bitch\|sweet girl]], only ~~serves~~ to one up Veronica.		*'''[[barbie\|Betty Cooper]]''' The [[bitch\|sweet girl]], only exists to one up Veronica.

	*'''[[jock\|Reggie]]''' Generic bully, only wants Veronica's ass.		*'''[[jock\|Reggie]]''' Generic bully, only wants Veronica's ass.

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	*'''[[barbie\|Betty Cooper]]''' The [[bitch\|sweet girl]], only serves to one up Veronica.		*'''[[barbie\|Betty Cooper]]''' The [[bitch\|sweet girl]], only serves to one up Veronica.

	*'''[[jock\|Reggie]]''' Generic bully, only wants Veronica's ~~cock~~.		*'''[[jock\|Reggie]]''' Generic bully, only wants Veronica's ass.

	*'''[[Dilton Doiley]]''' A so called smart person who make a decision wisely.		*'''[[Dilton Doiley]]''' A so called smart person who make a decision wisely.

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	[[File:Archie and chicks.jpg\|240px\|right\|thumb\|Archie gets more ~~dick~~ than you will ever get]]		[[File:Archie and chicks.jpg\|240px\|right\|thumb\|Archie gets more pussy than you will ever get]]

	'''Archie Comics''' is [[waste\|comic company]] that produces comics about Archie and his friends. There read by people not cool enough for Marvel and DC and shit so they read a comics about a bunch of teenagers [[shit nobody cares about\|solving mysteries and shit]]. It started out as [[100 years ago\|Pep Comics]], but no one gave a shit about anybody except for Archie and his dumbass friends. Now they make comics about [[fetus\|people in high school that will never age]].		'''Archie Comics''' is [[waste\|comic company]] that produces comics about Archie and his friends. There read by people not cool enough for Marvel and DC and shit so they read a comics about a bunch of teenagers [[shit nobody cares about\|solving mysteries and shit]]. It started out as [[100 years ago\|Pep Comics]], but no one gave a shit about anybody except for Archie and his dumbass friends. Now they make comics about [[fetus\|people in high school that will never age]].

imported>ZoneDart at 23:58, 8 January 2022

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	====Riverdale====		====Riverdale====

	[[File:~~What an awful show~~.jpg\|240px\|right\|thumb\|Jughead dying from this show.]]		[[File:Jughead dying.jpg\|240px\|right\|thumb\|Jughead dying from this show.]]

	In [[2017]] [[old media\|The CW]] used the Archie license and slap it on a shitty wannabe teen soap designed to pander to [[Tumblr]] users. Riverdale reads like your typical Archie fan fiction, with shitty writing, and shitty plot. The characters have their already 1 dimensional personalities replaced by somehow even more 1 dimensional generic personalities that pretend to be like the originals. Like everything in Hollywood nowadays it features woke dialogue, to force down liberal views on the viewers that unable comprehend their own thoughts.		In [[2017]] [[old media\|The CW]] used the Archie license and slap it on a shitty wannabe teen soap designed to pander to [[Tumblr]] users. Riverdale reads like your typical Archie fan fiction, with shitty writing, and shitty plot. The characters have their already 1 dimensional personalities replaced by somehow even more 1 dimensional generic personalities that pretend to be like the originals. Like everything in Hollywood nowadays it features woke dialogue, to force down liberal views on the viewers that unable comprehend their own thoughts.

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	====Riverdale====		====Riverdale====

	[[File:What an awful show.jpg\|240px\|right\|thumb\|Jughead ~~says Riverdale is awful~~]]		[[File:What an awful show.jpg\|240px\|right\|thumb\|Jughead dying from this show.]]

	In [[2017]] [[old media\|The CW]] used the Archie license and slap it on a shitty wannabe teen soap designed to pander to [[Tumblr]] users. Riverdale reads like your typical Archie fan fiction, with shitty writing, and shitty plot. The characters have their already 1 dimensional personalities replaced by somehow even more 1 dimensional generic personalities that pretend to be like the originals. Like everything in Hollywood nowadays it features woke dialogue, to force down liberal views on the viewers that unable comprehend their own thoughts.		In [[2017]] [[old media\|The CW]] used the Archie license and slap it on a shitty wannabe teen soap designed to pander to [[Tumblr]] users. Riverdale reads like your typical Archie fan fiction, with shitty writing, and shitty plot. The characters have their already 1 dimensional personalities replaced by somehow even more 1 dimensional generic personalities that pretend to be like the originals. Like everything in Hollywood nowadays it features woke dialogue, to force down liberal views on the viewers that unable comprehend their own thoughts.

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	*Cartoons: Shit		*Cartoons: Shit

	*Chilling Adventures of the Sabrina: Bratty feminazi Sabrina want's to terrorize all men destroy them. All the men in this show all evil as the femminazis view.		*Chilling Adventures of the Sabrina: Bratty feminazi Sabrina want's to terrorize all men and destroy them. All the men in this show all evil as the femminazis view.

	*Katy Keene: Moar of the same		*Katy Keene: Moar of the same
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	===Dilton Doiley===		===Dilton Doiley===

	{{~~mainarticle~~\|Dilton Doiley}}		{{main\|Dilton Doiley}}

	4chan had a [[forced meme]] to spam Dilton Doiley threads everywhere.		4chan had a [[forced meme]] to spam Dilton Doiley threads everywhere. This meme died quickly.

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>ZoneDart at 23:48, 8 January 2022

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	==Reboot==		==Reboot==

	[[File: Rebooted Archie.jpg\|240px\|right]]]		[[File: Rebooted Archie.jpg\|240px\|right]]

	In [[2015]] after years of declining sales as kids do not give a shit about comics anymore, adults being way to old to be reading Archie, also the fact most people think Archie is thing of the past when everything was shallow and inoffensive designed to please everyone. They rebooted Archie as a desperate attempt at relevance with the [[no\|new and improved]] Archie. The comics featuring [[grow up\|teenagers is now for adults]] that either grew up with Archie comics and wants to read the comics again without being a man-child (even though they still are), or people that want their fantasies about being a teenager to come to life wishing they fucked a bunch of whores in high school.		In [[2015]] after years of declining sales as kids do not give a shit about comics anymore, adults being way to old to be reading Archie, also the fact most people think Archie is thing of the past when everything was shallow and inoffensive designed to please everyone. They rebooted Archie as a desperate attempt at relevance with the [[no\|new and improved]] Archie. The comics featuring [[grow up\|teenagers is now for adults]] that either grew up with Archie comics and wants to read the comics again without being a man-child (even though they still are), or people that want their fantasies about being a teenager to come to life wishing they fucked a bunch of whores in high school.

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	==Reboot==		==Reboot==

			[[File: Rebooted Archie.jpg\|240px\|right]]]

	In [[2015]] after years of declining sales as kids do not give a shit about comics anymore, adults being way to old to be reading Archie, also the fact most people think Archie is thing of the past when everything was shallow and inoffensive designed to please everyone. They rebooted Archie as a desperate attempt at relevance with the [[no\|new and improved]] Archie. The comics featuring [[grow up\|teenagers is now for adults]] that either grew up with Archie comics and wants to read the comics again without being a man-child (even though they still are), or people that want their fantasies about being a teenager to come to life wishing they fucked a bunch of whores in high school.		In [[2015]] after years of declining sales as kids do not give a shit about comics anymore, adults being way to old to be reading Archie, also the fact most people think Archie is thing of the past when everything was shallow and inoffensive designed to please everyone. They rebooted Archie as a desperate attempt at relevance with the [[no\|new and improved]] Archie. The comics featuring [[grow up\|teenagers is now for adults]] that either grew up with Archie comics and wants to read the comics again without being a man-child (even though they still are), or people that want their fantasies about being a teenager to come to life wishing they fucked a bunch of whores in high school.
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	====Riverdale====		====Riverdale====

			[[File:What an awful show.jpg\|240px\|right\|thumb\|Jughead says Riverdale is awful]]

	In [[2017]] [[old media\|The CW]] used the Archie license and slap it on a shitty wannabe teen soap designed to pander to [[Tumblr]] users. Riverdale reads like your typical Archie fan fiction, with shitty writing, and shitty plot. The characters have their already 1 dimensional personalities replaced by somehow even more 1 dimensional generic personalities that pretend to be like the originals. Like everything in Hollywood nowadays it features woke dialogue, to force down liberal views on the viewers that unable comprehend their own thoughts.		In [[2017]] [[old media\|The CW]] used the Archie license and slap it on a shitty wannabe teen soap designed to pander to [[Tumblr]] users. Riverdale reads like your typical Archie fan fiction, with shitty writing, and shitty plot. The characters have their already 1 dimensional personalities replaced by somehow even more 1 dimensional generic personalities that pretend to be like the originals. Like everything in Hollywood nowadays it features woke dialogue, to force down liberal views on the viewers that unable comprehend their own thoughts.
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	==Memes==		==Memes==

	Dilton ~~Doile~~		===Dilton Doiley===

			{{mainarticle\|Dilton Doiley}}

			4chan had a [[forced meme]] to spam Dilton Doiley threads everywhere.

	==See Also==		==See Also==

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	'''Archie Comics''' is [[waste\|comic company]] that produces comics about Archie and his friends. There read by people not cool enough for Marvel and DC and shit so they read a comics about a bunch of teenagers [[shit nobody cares about\|solving mysteries and shit]]. It started out as [[100 years ago\|Pep Comics]], but no one gave a shit about anybody except for Archie and his dumbass friends. Now they make comics about [[fetus\|people in high school that will never age]].		'''Archie Comics''' is [[waste\|comic company]] that produces comics about Archie and his friends. There read by people not cool enough for Marvel and DC and shit so they read a comics about a bunch of teenagers [[shit nobody cares about\|solving mysteries and shit]]. It started out as [[100 years ago\|Pep Comics]], but no one gave a shit about anybody except for Archie and his dumbass friends. Now they make comics about [[fetus\|people in high school that will never age]].

			Archie is and is nothing more than comic for little kids, only designed as way to create a false idea about high school that [[false\|it's all fun and games, and everybody will love you]]. Each issue features the same 1 Dimensional characters that never evolve, with [[boring\|barely any conflict]] to keep stories interesting.

	They also make comics about [[Witch\|Sabrina the Teenage Witch]]. They also made comics about [[Sonic]] and [[Mega Man]] until [[Sega]] and [[Capcom]] realized their [[nerds\|retards]].		They also make comics about [[Witch\|Sabrina the Teenage Witch]]. They also made comics about [[Sonic]] and [[Mega Man]] until [[Sega]] and [[Capcom]] realized their [[nerds\|retards]].
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	==Characters==		==Characters==

	*'''[[fuckboy\|Archie Andrews]]''' A guy that every [[whores\|girl]] wants to fuck.		*'''[[fuckboy\|Archie Andrews]]''' A [[nice guy]] that every [[whores\|girl]] wants to fuck.

	*'''[[bitch\|Veronica Lodge]]''' Some spoiled rich kid who bitches about everything.		*'''[[bitch\|Veronica Lodge]]''' Some spoiled rich kid who bitches about everything.
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	*'''[[basement dweller\|Jughead Jones]]''' Dumbass who spends his time eating pizza and watching tv all day.		*'''[[basement dweller\|Jughead Jones]]''' Dumbass who spends his time eating pizza and watching tv all day.

	*'''[[barbie\|Betty Cooper]]''' The ~~one who has an~~ [[~~wow~~\|~~actual fucking brain~~]].		*'''[[barbie\|Betty Cooper]]''' The [[bitch\|sweet girl]], only serves to one up Veronica.

	*'''[[jock\|Reggie]]''' ~~Someone with an [[none\|IQ]] of 0~~.		*'''[[jock\|Reggie]]''' Generic bully, only wants Veronica's cock.

	*'''[[Dilton Doiley]]''' A so called smart person who make a decision wisely.		*'''[[Dilton Doiley]]''' A so called smart person who make a decision wisely.
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	=== [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] ===		=== [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] ===

	Based on the [[Look Around You\|shitty video-game series of the same name]] Sonic the Hedgehog is a series fucks all game continuity and makes up a bunch of [[OC\|OC's]] and makes them "freedom fighters" trying to stop an [[LOL WUT\|evil supervillian Eggman]]. This is series is basically a [[bullshit\|1000 different Sonic fanfics]] made in the life-span of [[What the fuck\|25 years]].		Based on the [[Look Around You\|shitty video-game series of the same name]] Sonic the Hedgehog is a series fucks all game continuity and makes up a bunch of [[OC\|OC's]] and makes them "freedom fighters" trying to stop an [[LOL WUT\|evil supervillian Eggman]]. This is series is basically a [[bullshit\|1000 different Sonic fanfics]] made in the life-span of [[What the fuck\|25 years]].

			The comic started in [[1992]], [[some argue]] that it's based on [[shit\|SonicSatAM]] despite the fact it came out first. They argue it takes longer to make a cartoon than a comic book, despite the fact it takes very little effort to create a cheap cartoon.

			All the characters from the games

	If it wasn't bad enough the [[why\|series rebooted]] to make it more in line with the game to please [[Mentally retarded\| Sonic fans]], which pissed of some fans of the comics. Now you can see a new bullshit story about Sonic and his friends		If it wasn't bad enough the [[why\|series rebooted]] to make it more in line with the game to please [[Mentally retarded\| Sonic fans]], which pissed of some fans of the comics. Now you can see a new bullshit story about Sonic and his friends
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	After Sonic they thought they could make a comic out of another video game series. Unlike Sonic however it ended quickly as no one gave a fuck.		After Sonic they thought they could make a comic out of another video game series. Unlike Sonic however it ended quickly as no one gave a fuck.

	~~== TV Shows==~~

	==~~=Cartoons=~~==		==Reboot==

			In [[2015]] after years of declining sales as kids do not give a shit about comics anymore, adults being way to old to be reading Archie, also the fact most people think Archie is thing of the past when everything was shallow and inoffensive designed to please everyone. They rebooted Archie as a desperate attempt at relevance with the [[no\|new and improved]] Archie. The comics featuring [[grow up\|teenagers is now for adults]] that either grew up with Archie comics and wants to read the comics again without being a man-child (even though they still are), or people that want their fantasies about being a teenager to come to life wishing they fucked a bunch of whores in high school.

			The characters now talk more maturely, which means boring dialogue about shit you don't care about. The characters are given slightly more depth, which is not saying much as they had none before. The characters go through retarded teenage issues about how they want to grow up and other stuff not reading [[over 9000]] issues for.

	Archie ~~has many cartoon adaptions. We won't list any of them because everything said above could be said for these cartoons~~.		Somehow this worked as Archie was able to become successful again from man-children across the world.

	==~~=Live Action=~~==		== TV Shows==

	==== Sabrina and the Teenage Witch====		==== Sabrina and the Teenage Witch====
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	Sabrina and the Teenage Witch is a sitcom based on the comics. The cast is now being done by whores and is just shitty sitcom. It lasted for 7 Seasons somehow.		Sabrina and the Teenage Witch is a sitcom based on the comics. The cast is now being done by whores and is just shitty sitcom. It lasted for 7 Seasons somehow.

	The show is basically just the comics a witch bitches about not being normal and has to suck it up. Only this time because it's sitcom all the fantasy and mystery is replaced by unfunny jokes.		The show is basically just the comics a witch bitches about not being normal and has to suck it up. Only this time because it's sitcom all the fantasy and mystery is replaced by unfunny jokes. The show has the same quality as your typical [[Dan Schneider\|nick-shitcom]] only designed to pander to pedophiles with low skirts (this was actually admired to by [[ABC]]). There is [[worthless\|no semblance of lulz in this show]]. Therefor the show is nothing more than piece of anti-lulz generating large amounts of unfunny with cheap jokes.

			In [[2000]] the show moved from ABC to [[shit no one cares about\|The WB]], so the show could die and no one would care about it on a channel that no had ever heard of it.

	====Riverdale====		====Riverdale====

	[[~~File:Riverdale.jpg\|240px\|right\|thumb~~\|The ~~audience for this show doesn't give to fucks about the Comics~~]]		In [[2017]] [[old media\|The CW]] used the Archie license and slap it on a shitty wannabe teen soap designed to pander to [[Tumblr]] users. Riverdale reads like your typical Archie fan fiction, with shitty writing, and shitty plot. The characters have their already 1 dimensional personalities replaced by somehow even more 1 dimensional generic personalities that pretend to be like the originals. Like everything in Hollywood nowadays it features woke dialogue, to force down liberal views on the viewers that unable comprehend their own thoughts.

	~~Every wanted~~ a ~~complete non sensical~~ teen soap ~~about 20 year olds who are supposed~~ to ~~be Archie and Friends twerking and pole dancing complete with the craggiest dialogue possible?~~

	~~There you go~~

	~~Riverdale is show with no plot whatsoever, and just a bunch of random shit happens. The people talk like they have mental issues, and are allowed~~ to ~~do adult stuff like drink and sell drugs. The show is basically a bunch of teenagers in skimpy clothes having sex all the time. Nothing in this show makes sense or every will.~~

	~~Somehow this show has audience of~~ [[~~12 year old girls]] who drool over [[KJ Communist laws\|KJ Apa]] and [[Edgy\|Cole Sprouse~~]], and ~~talk about their favorite ships~~. ~~Because of this show is successful proving that [[fact\|people's standards are bare minimum]].~~

	~~====~~The ~~Chilling Adventures of Sabrina====~~

	~~If one shit show isn't enough they made two of them.~~

	~~The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina is once again a show with no plot whatsoever and just a bunch of teenagers having sex. Once again~~ their ~~allowed~~ to ~~do adult stuff~~ like ~~drink and sell drugs but only this time [[Your a fucking idiot\|adults give it to there kids]]~~. ~~[[Jump the Shark\|Holy shit~~ it~~'s a musical now]].~~

	~~They show like Riverdale was popular because people have no standards.~~

	~~The show was cancelled because of the [[pandemic]] which led~~ to ~~fantards raging, which got worse when~~ the ~~ending was rushed. Which show's~~ that ~~you shouldn't watch shitty TV Shows.~~

	~~====Katy Keene====~~

	~~No one watched it because it sucked and it had no [[manwhore\|hot boys]] to droll over. It was cancelled after 1 season~~.

	~~==Movies==~~		All the characters in this show only serve one purpose and is that is to be [[pedophilia\|erotic]] versions of the Archie characters. The only reason why anything happens is to please the sick-fuck creators sexual fantasies about the Archie characters. The is nothing more than a Archie porno, and your better off looking up Archie porn the internet.

	*'''1976 Special''': Nobody watched it except boomers		====Other Shows====

	*~~'''Archie~~: ~~To Riverdale and Back Again''' Nobody watched it except boomers~~		*Cartoons: Shit

	~~===Josie and~~ the ~~Pusscats===~~		*Chilling Adventures of the Sabrina: Bratty feminazi Sabrina want's to terrorize all men destroy them. All the men in this show all evil as the femminazis view.

	~~[[ File~~: ~~Josie and~~ the ~~Real Life Pussies.jpeg\|240px\|right\|thumb\|This movie was really a plan to turn people into furries]]~~		*Katy Keene: Moar of the same

	Josie and the Pussycats is a [[2001]] porngraphic propaganda movie to [[life\|show the mental retardation of society]]. It's about a boss who want's to sell corporate products to children to please the government. They spy on the [[George Bush\|government]] trying to find out their secret plans.		==Memes==

	~~This movie flopped as people didn't want to see furries because they weren't sickfucks.~~		Dilton Doile

	==See Also==		==See Also==

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	*'''[[bitch\|Veronica Lodge]]''' Some spoiled rich kid who bitches about everything.		*'''[[bitch\|Veronica Lodge]]''' Some spoiled rich kid who bitches about everything.

	*'''[[basement dweller\|Jughead Jones]]''' Dumbass who spends his time eating ~~pizza~~ and ~~watching tv~~ all day.		*'''[[basement dweller\|Jughead Jones]]''' Dumbass who spends his time eating burgers and fucking his dog all day.

	*'''[[barbie\|Betty Cooper]]''' The [[bitch\|sweet girl]], only ~~serves~~ to one up Veronica.		*'''[[barbie\|Betty Cooper]]''' The [[bitch\|sweet girl]], only exists to one up Veronica.

	*'''[[jock\|Reggie]]''' Generic bully, only wants Veronica's ass.		*'''[[jock\|Reggie]]''' Generic bully, only wants Veronica's ass.