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	==Ambitions==		==Ambitions==
	[[Image:Aquilus reptile talk.png\|thumb\|[[Sick fucks\|The average conversation among friends on Aquilus's FA]]]]		[[Image:Aquilus reptile talk.png\|thumb\|[[Sick fucks\|The average conversation among friends on Aquilus's FA]]]]
	[[Image:Aquilus HissyLizard.png\|thumb\|Judging by his ~~xTube~~, he is totally [[not gay]].]]		[[Image:Aquilus HissyLizard.png\|thumb\|Judging by his Xtube, he is totally [[not gay]].]]
	His ambitions are to get fucked by everyone in the furry community that's willing to sleep with him and failing that chronically fap over his computer whilst having cyber sex on [[IRC]].		His ambitions are to get fucked by everyone in the furry community that's willing to sleep with him and, failing that, chronically fap over his computer whilst having cyber sex on [[IRC]].

	His typical day is to wake up and ~~logon~~ to [[IRC]] until it's time to go to work. He'll then use his laptop to IRC on the train to work. At work, he doesn not IRC, but will instead ~~workd~~ hard to make money to buy more porn with. Upon leaving work, he will return to IRC until about midnight, and then go to sleep. Weekends are pretty much the same, only instead of going to work, he [[buttsecks\|fucks]] his weekend guest.		His typical day is to wake up and log on to [[IRC]] until it's time to go to work. He'll then use his laptop to IRC on the train to work. At work, he doesn't not IRC, but will instead work hard to make money to buy more porn with. Upon leaving work, he will return to IRC until about midnight, and then go to sleep. Weekends are pretty much the same, only instead of going to work, he [[buttsecks\|fucks]] his weekend guest.

	{{squote\|About me: 29 year old horny reptilesort (yeah, one of those people) living in Hampshire. I'm here to get my rocks off on all the free porn, make new friends, and possibly find a playmate or two to satisfy my need to cum regularly. I'll post some stuff soon.\|His profile on Xtube}}		{{squote\|About me: 29 year old horny reptilesort (yeah, one of those people) living in Hampshire. I'm here to get my rocks off on all the free porn, make new friends, and possibly find a playmate or two to satisfy my need to cum regularly. I'll post some stuff soon.\|His profile on Xtube}}

	He tries to go to every single furcon in the year and ~~walk~~ round pretending that [[USI\|he is better than everyone else]], but this is merely a cover for his lack of friends. At many furmeets he has been observed sitting in the corner being antisocial, and when presented with a social challenge, he becomes a complete [[dick]], so much that everyone in the area leaves.<br/>Cleaners at this year's ~~Eurofurance~~ have stated that room 323 (the room he was in) was by far the most disgusting room they~~'ve~~ ever seen, and that they have had many reports of orgies and abuse from first time con-goers. He commented that it was all a [[cake\|lie]] and nothing happened.		He tries to go to every single furcon in the year and walks round pretending that [[USI\|he is better than everyone else]], but this is merely a cover for his lack of friends. At many furmeets he has been observed sitting in the corner being antisocial, and when presented with a social challenge, he becomes a complete [[dick]], so much that everyone in the area leaves.<br/>Cleaners at this year's Eurofurence have stated that room 323 (the room he was in) was by far the most disgusting room they had ever seen, and that they have had many reports of orgies and abuse from first time con-goers. He commented that it was all a [[cake\|lie]] and nothing happened.

	==Pedo==		==Pedo==

imported>Mantequilla: Reverted edits by H64 (talk) to last revision by DekoMan91

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'''Aquilus''' (a.k.a. ''HissyLizard'', or ''[[powerword|Jonathan Carter]]'') is a [[furfag]] [[cumdumpster]] living in [[england|Basingstoke, UK]]. He is a [[old|30-something]] undesirable in the furry community, and a danger to all those he shows interest in. He, and his boyfriend he lives with (known as ''Kandrel'', ''[[Star Fox|Fox]]'', or ''[[powerword|Jerard Fox Rosenberg]]'') will sleep with anyone who thinks that [[lies|they want to be friends]].

==[[Work]]==
[[Image:Aquilus LJ.png|thumb|left|His [[LJ]] where he [[BAW]]S about [[fursecution]].]]
[[Image:Aquilus gecko.jpg|thumb|Aquilus, getting ready to finger fuck a gecko.]]
Aquilus has spent most of his life in a very important job [[CS3|developing Java apps]] for the [[CIA|Government statistics office]], stating that it makes [[bullshit|good use of his degree]] in [[wat|aviation]]. His amazing paycheck of entry rate graduation from university is mostly spent on furry art of his character drawn with the [[typical]] exaggerated penis.

{{clear}}

==Ambitions==
[[Image:Aquilus reptile talk.png|thumb|[[Sick fucks|The average conversation among friends on Aquilus's FA]]]]
[[Image:Aquilus HissyLizard.png|thumb|Judging by his xTube, he is totally [[not gay]].]]
His ambitions are to get fucked by everyone in the furry community that's willing to sleep with him and failing that chronically fap over his computer whilst having cyber sex on [[IRC]].

His typical day is to wake up and logon to [[IRC]] until it's time to go to work. He'll then use his laptop to IRC on the train to work. At work, he doesn not IRC, but will instead workd hard to make money to buy more porn with. Upon leaving work, he will return to IRC until about midnight, and then go to sleep. Weekends are pretty much the same, only instead of going to work, he [[buttsecks|fucks]] his weekend guest.

{{squote|About me: 29 year old horny reptilesort (yeah, one of those people) living in Hampshire. I'm here to get my rocks off on all the free porn, make new friends, and possibly find a playmate or two to satisfy my need to cum regularly. I'll post some stuff soon.|His profile on Xtube}}

He tries to go to every single furcon in the year and walk round pretending that [[USI|he is better than everyone else]], but this is merely a cover for his lack of friends. At many furmeets he has been observed sitting in the corner being antisocial, and when presented with a social challenge, he becomes a complete [[dick]], so much that everyone in the area leaves.<br/>Cleaners at this year's Eurofurance have stated that room 323 (the room he was in) was by far the most disgusting room they've ever seen, and that they have had many reports of orgies and abuse from first time con-goers. He commented that it was all a [[cake|lie]] and nothing happened.

==Pedo==
He has started to [[Pedophilia|prey on younger members]] of the furry community since people of his own age seem to have standards or know that he has [[over 9000|every STD ever]]. His method is to find people who are insecure and become their [[bff|best friend]], delivering gifts and even driving hundreds of miles to pick them up and take them to his dungeon to [[rape|have unprotected sex with them]].

==Social Life==
[[Image:Aquilus_friends.jpg|thumb|[[Retards|His typical friends]].]]
He has none. During his time at Southampton University, he made no friends and spent the whole time in his room fapping to porn in the dark. No one in his courses remember him as anything other than that weird guy everyone stayed away from. Anyone who knows Aquilus has had sex with him and wished they didn't. He is ostracized from any sort of social gathering and he then blames his failing on other people.

{{quote|He's projecting so hard he can hold PowerPoint presentations.|Yatze}}

He ran a IRC chatroom called [[circumcision|#uncut]] where he discussed how he loves [[dirty|unwashed cocks]] and enjoys a night in with a glass of cum and some dick cheese to nibble on. His retarded trolling for people to sleep with caused a revolt that got him banned for a week. [[shit nobody cares about|He never came back stating that he was bored of it and had]] [[masturbate|better things to do]].

The [[personal army|few friends he actually has]] all love childrens' games (like [[Pokémon]] and [[Yu-Gi-Oh]]) and he uses them to lure younger people into his circle of depravity.

{{clear}}

==Turnons==
[[Image:Aquilus HissyLizard Bio.png|thumb|A Bisexual furry? How [[copypasta|unique]].]]

{{squote|Fat lengthy uncut dicks with lots of foreskin, and that dribble precum like a tap; bareback fucking and the creamy filling that goes with it; fit guys who put up a challenge but melt with a few bites; hot silky tight holes belonging to both guys and girls; the confidence to ask for what you want, or to go ahead and take it|Xtube bio}}

He enjoys getting tied up and fisted or having his rear filled with all sorts of animal shaped dildos. People have commented that his ass is like waving a pencil around inside the Albert Hall, though no one has ever commented that he was a good shag or that he came back for seconds. His dick is [[small|less than 4 inches long]] and as such there have never been any pictures of it due to the embarrassment and exposure of his lies that [[bullshit|he is well hung]].

{{clear}}

==Relationships==
[[Image:Aquilus-fox.jpg|thumb|His boyfriend also rapes the snake. Notice the poor complexion due to repeated cum facials and general filth.]]
[[Image:Aquilus_vic.jpg|thumb|So innocent.]]
So strange are his sexual perversions that his longtime boyfriend and partner Fox has had to find other people with which to have sex. Unfornately, no one wants to fuck Fox, because of him receiving [[at least 100|so many]] [[AIDS|STDs]] from Aquilus. They are most suited though as Fox has been a fag since he was [[underage|12]] and sucked off the neighborhood every weekend until he moved to the UK where he was most [[disappoint]]ed. They state that they are [[Lies|happily married]] and are [[lies|monogamous]], yet they routenly fuck small boys from the street and offer them [[semen|white lightning]] to lure them in. They live in a shithole with snakes and lizards and rats, where said snakes and lizards are the only real pets. The rats are due to the fact they live in their own filth and have dildos and sextoys on display everywhere. Their house is always unclean and has grime everywhere, and they show no signs of intending to clean it as their home life is centered around computers, sex, and sleep. Also, his partner is said to be an [[lies|author of novels]]; shitty slash fanfics that he writes at work, which got him fired from several jobs because he continually went to the washroom every 10 minutes to [[fap|wank]]. His "novels" are dull and a mere [[cuntpaste]] of every poorly written fanfic ever made. The damage to his brain is quite clear to anyone who reads these fanficsl he should be avoided at all costs.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Aquilus-house.jpg|His house.
Image:Aquilus-dildo.jpg|Note the dildos on display.
Image:Aquilus-bgn2.jpg|[[asking for it|He wishes it were this big]].
Image:Aquilus-agroantirrhopus.jpg|Totally [[not gay]].
Image:aquilus-firon-sly-javkiller.jpg|Being the dirty cock slut he is.
Image:Aquilus sarovak dick.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Computer Science 3]]
*[[Cumdumpster]]
*[[Fags]]
*[[Furry]]
*[[IRC]]
*[[Java]]
*[[Pedo]]
*[[You don't have any friends]]

==External Links==
[[Image:Aquilus Yiff me.png|thumb|[[DO NOT WANT]]]]
*[http://profiles.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=hissylizard Xtube Profile]
*{{furaffinity|aquilus}}
*{{lj|Hissylizard}}
*[http://yiff.me.uk/aquilus/clean/ Collection of Artworks]
**[http://yiff.me.uk/aquilus/nsfw/ Collection of Porn]
===contact details===
*E-mail: aquilus@yiff.me.uk
*Yahoo: aquiluslizard
*AIM: hissylizard
*MSN/LIVE: aquilus@passport.com
*IRC Server: irc.furnet.org

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Aquilus - Revision history

imported>Weasel: /* contact details */

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imported>Dragonthing: /* Ambitions */

imported>Mantequilla: Reverted edits by H64 (talk) to last revision by DekoMan91

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imported>DekoMan91 at 03:17, 11 July 2011

imported>Unknown: Created page with " 1000px RAPE RAPE RAPE]] '''Aquilus''' (a.k.a. ''HissyLizard'', or ''[[po..."

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RAPE RAPE RAPE]] '''Aquilus''' (a.k.a. ''HissyLizard'', or ''[[po..."