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	*[http://www.linkedin.com/in/chapmananna <del>Anna at Linkedin</del>] Too many erections.		*[http://www.linkedin.com/in/chapmananna <del>Anna at Linkedin</del>] Too many erections.
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	The US Government complaint against Anna accuses her of having regular encounters with a Russian official, to whom she would transmit and receive information using the wi-fi network inside various [[Starbucks]] in New York City.		The US Government complaint against Anna accuses her of having regular encounters with a Russian official, to whom she would transmit and receive information using the wi-fi network inside various [[Starbucks]] in New York City.

	During the rendezvous, Anna would take a [[laptop]] computer from her purse. At some point while she was sitting there, the Russian official, whom authorities say had been seen entering [[:File:Russianrestroom.JPG\|the Russian restroom]] outside the [[UN]] many times, would appear somewhere nearby -- in a passing minivan at one point, across the street with a briefcase at another point.		During the rendezvous, Anna would take a laptop computer from her purse. At some point while she was sitting there, the Russian official, whom authorities say had been seen entering [[:File:Russianrestroom.JPG\|the Russian restroom]] outside the [[UN]] many times, would appear somewhere nearby -- in a passing minivan at one point, across the street with a briefcase at another point.

	On April 7, 2010, FBI agents saw the Russian official leave his midtown Manhattan office. He soon returned, which made the agents guess that he had spotted them. On that day, they also guessed that Anna was probably trying to contact the Russian official.		On April 7, 2010, FBI agents saw the Russian official leave his midtown Manhattan office. He soon returned, which made the agents guess that he had spotted them. On that day, they also guessed that Anna was probably trying to contact the Russian official.
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	So who is the real Anna Chapman? Is she a spy? Of course she is a spy: but only in the house of love. The real Anna Chapman is the daughter of a [[spy\|diplomat]], Russia's ambassador to [[Kenya]]. One friend remembered, "Even if you suppose she had become an intelligence agent, she would never have allowed herself to [[fail]] in this way. She was such a [[no girls on the internet\|clever girl]]."		So who is the real Anna Chapman? Is she a spy? Of course she is a spy: but only in the house of love. The real Anna Chapman is the daughter of a [[spy\|diplomat]], Russia's ambassador to [[Kenya]]. One friend remembered, "Even if you suppose she had become an intelligence agent, she would never have allowed herself to [[fail]] in this way. She was such a [[no girls on the internet\|clever girl]]."

	Another classmate, Tatyana Shumilina, recalled her as a "party animal" who introduced the [[16 year old girls\|other teenage girls]] to "decent music" including [[Metallica]] and [[Nirvana]]. She was usually dressed in ripped jeans, black T-shirts and [[poseur\|had a punk style]]. "She was an [[CSIII\|excellent student]]. [[13 year old boys\|The boys]] liked her. You only had to see her once to realise she was very pretty. As she got older she got even prettier. She made no effort to hide her diplomatic connections – everyone knew her father was ~~[[steganography\|~~an ambassador]] in Africa."		Another classmate, Tatyana Shumilina, recalled her as a "party animal" who introduced the [[16 year old girls\|other teenage girls]] to "decent music" including [[Metallica]] and [[Nirvana]]. She was usually dressed in ripped jeans, black T-shirts and [[poseur\|had a punk style]]. "She was an [[CSIII\|excellent student]]. [[13 year old boys\|The boys]] liked her. You only had to see her once to realise she was very pretty. As she got older she got even prettier. She made no effort to hide her diplomatic connections – everyone knew her father was an ambassador in Africa."

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	<!--[[File:Gal_chapman_03.jpg\|thumb\|left\|It turns out he ate a lot more than cookies...]]-->"When we got into my room she began doing a striptease while I sat on the bed. She has a stunning figure - and had no underwear on. She really knew what she was doing."		<!--[[File:Gal_chapman_03.jpg\|thumb\|left\|It turns out he ate a lot more than cookies...]]-->"When we got into my room she began doing a striptease while I sat on the bed. She has a stunning figure - and had no underwear on. She really knew what she was doing."

	The [[Harry Potter\|bespectacled law student]] told how the [[whore\|temptress]] was on a night out in [[~~Loldon~~\|Southampton]] when she jumped into his cab as he headed back to the university.		The [[Harry Potter\|bespectacled law student]] told how the [[whore\|temptress]] was on a night out in [[London\|Southampton]] when she jumped into his cab as he headed back to the university.

	A week later they hooked up again: "She was wild in bed - a 14 out of ten. She [[straight\|knows positions]] I had [[gay\|never imagined]]."		A week later they hooked up again: "She was wild in bed - a 14 out of ten. She [[straight\|knows positions]] I had [[gay\|never imagined]]."
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	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[The Steganographers]]		*[[The Steganographers]]
	*[~~http://www.linkedin.com/in/chapmananna <del>Anna at Linkedin</del>~~] ~~Too many erections.~~		*[[Putin]]
			*[[Russia Today]]

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	*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1291380/Russian-spy-ring-British-husband-femme-fatale-spy-speaks-secret-meetings-Russian-friends.html?ITO=1490 '''Femme fatale speaks of secret meetings''']		*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1291380/Russian-spy-ring-British-husband-femme-fatale-spy-speaks-secret-meetings-Russian-friends.html?ITO=1490 '''Femme fatale speaks of secret meetings''']
	*[http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/07/02/spy-suspect-anna-chapman-partied-with-london-a-list-elite-115875-22375887/ '''Partied with the elite''']		*[http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/07/02/spy-suspect-anna-chapman-partied-with-london-a-list-elite-115875-22375887/ '''Partied with the elite''']
			*[http://www.linkedin.com/in/chapmananna <del>Anna at Linkedin</del>] Too many erections.
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	On April 7, 2010, FBI agents saw the Russian official leave his midtown Manhattan office. He soon returned, which made the agents guess that he had spotted them. On that day, they also guessed that Anna was probably trying to contact the Russian official.		On April 7, 2010, FBI agents saw the Russian official leave his midtown Manhattan office. He soon returned, which made the agents guess that he had spotted them. On that day, they also guessed that Anna was probably trying to contact the Russian official.

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	==Harassing the poor girl==		==Harassing the poor girl==

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	[[File:Anna1.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Best mugshot evar]]		[[File:Anna1.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Best mugshot evar]]
	[[File:Anna chapman-300x450.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Dat frosty KGB ass.]]		[[File:Anna chapman-300x450.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Dat frosty KGB ass.]]
	[[File:Noknickers.png\|thumb\|No panties, apparently]]		<!--[[File:Noknickers.png\|thumb\|No panties, apparently]]-->

	[[File:Anna-chapman-naked-03.jpg\|thumb\|[[For great justice\|'''FOЯ GЯЭAП ЧUSПICЭ!''']]]]		<!--[[File:Anna-chapman-naked-03.jpg\|thumb\|[[For great justice\|'''FOЯ GЯЭAП ЧUSПICЭ!''']]]]-->

	[[File:Anna-chapman-naked-02.jpg\|thumb\|Anna Chapman enjoying her dildo and nipple clamps]]		<!--[[File:Anna-chapman-naked-02.jpg\|thumb\|Anna Chapman enjoying her dildo and nipple clamps]]-->

	[[File:princessspy.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[Aspie\|A spie]], perhaps, but also a [[attention whore\|princess]]]]		[[File:princessspy.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[Aspie\|A spie]], perhaps, but also a [[attention whore\|princess]]]]

	[[File:Facebook-Anna Chapman.png\|thumb\|Anna's Failbook]]		<!--[[File:Facebook-Anna Chapman.png\|thumb\|Anna's Failbook]]-->
	[[File:Anna chapman.png\|thumb\|Anna at linkedin]]		<!--[[File:Anna chapman.png\|thumb\|Anna at linkedin]]-->

	'''Anna Chæpman''' ([[powerword]] Anya Kushchenko/Анна Кущенко) a.k.a. [[mai waifu\|mai spyfu]] is the pseudonym of an unusually cute [[Russian]] chick who was busted in June 2010 for being a member of [[The Steganographers\|a notorious '''steganography''' gang]] whose avowed goal was to infiltrate the US Government and turn America into a [[Communism\|worker's paradise]].		'''Anna Chæpman''' ([[powerword]] Anya Kushchenko/Анна Кущенко) a.k.a. [[mai waifu\|mai spyfu]] is the pseudonym of an unusually cute [[Russian]] chick who was busted in June 2010 for being a member of [[The Steganographers\|a notorious '''steganography''' gang]] whose avowed goal was to infiltrate the US Government and turn America into a [[Communism\|worker's paradise]].
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	Anna's rugged good looks, extensive online presence and a glamorous story about owning millions of [[Lioncash\|rubles]] worth of real estate has made her the most interesting and dramatic person in the case.		Anna's rugged good looks, extensive online presence and a glamorous story about owning millions of [[Lioncash\|rubles]] worth of real estate has made her the most interesting and dramatic person in the case.

	~~[[:File:Anna Chapman-LinkedIn.png\|~~Anna's CV on Linked In]] claims that she worked in Britain for four years including a stint as a [[slave]] for Barclay's Bank. Only one of her employers, the private plane hire firm NetJets Europe, confirmed that she worked in the UK, but not for as long as the CV claimed, or at such a senior level. "Ms Chapman was employed by NetJets Europe from May to July 2004, as an [[McDonalds\|executive assistant]] in the sales department," a spokesman said. Nevertheless, her CV claims that she worked for a year at NetJets and was "[[prostitute\|primarily involved in selling private jets]] to companies and [[crime\|individuals in Russia]]."		Anna's CV on Linked In claims that she worked in Britain for four years including a stint as a [[slave]] for Barclay's Bank. Only one of her employers, the private plane hire firm NetJets Europe, confirmed that she worked in the UK, but not for as long as the CV claimed, or at such a senior level. "Ms Chapman was employed by NetJets Europe from May to July 2004, as an [[McDonalds\|executive assistant]] in the sales department," a spokesman said. Nevertheless, her CV claims that she worked for a year at NetJets and was "[[prostitute\|primarily involved in selling private jets]] to companies and [[crime\|individuals in Russia]]."

	Barclays Bank was sceptical that Anna had worked at the bank for a year, as she claimed. "We don't have any record of her working here," a spokeswoman said. However, a prestigious financial institution like Barclays is unlikely to admit employing a [[cumdumpster\|sex slave]].		Barclays Bank was sceptical that Anna had worked at the bank for a year, as she claimed. "We don't have any record of her working here," a spokeswoman said. However, a prestigious financial institution like Barclays is unlikely to admit employing a [[cumdumpster\|sex slave]].
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	[[File:ImagesCABVP0EH.jpg\|thumb\|A beauty, but the metallic animal print dress is a dead give-away that she's a Russian]]		[[File:ImagesCABVP0EH.jpg\|thumb\|A beauty, but the metallic animal print dress is a dead give-away that she's a Russian]]

	[[File:AnnaChapmanSOL.jpg\|thumb\|Da!]]		<!--[[File:AnnaChapmanSOL.jpg\|thumb\|Da!]]-->

	In more than 90 photos posted on [[Facebook]], Anna is pictured in various sleazy countries, including [[Thanksgiving\|Turkey]], where she is sprawled out naked on the sofa in the luxurious Hotel Mata Hari in [[Turkey\|Istanbul]].		In more than 90 photos posted on [[Facebook]], Anna is pictured in various sleazy countries, including [[Thanksgiving\|Turkey]], where she is sprawled out naked on the sofa in the luxurious Hotel Mata Hari in [[Turkey\|Istanbul]].
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	On April 7, 2010, FBI agents saw the Russian official leave his midtown Manhattan office. He soon returned, which made the agents guess that he had spotted them. On that day, they also guessed that Anna was probably trying to contact the Russian official.		On April 7, 2010, FBI agents saw the Russian official leave his midtown Manhattan office. He soon returned, which made the agents guess that he had spotted them. On that day, they also guessed that Anna was probably trying to contact the Russian official.

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	When Anna didn't show up to the 11 a.m. meeting the next day, June 27, the FBI assumed she was on to them, endangering their decade-long investigation. They panicked, and seizing the opportunity on Sunday evening when Anna herself came to the police to tell them that the passport had been forced upon her, they arrested her.		When Anna didn't show up to the 11 a.m. meeting the next day, June 27, the FBI assumed she was on to them, endangering their decade-long investigation. They panicked, and seizing the opportunity on Sunday evening when Anna herself came to the police to tell them that the passport had been forced upon her, they arrested her.

	[[File:Anna2.jpg\|thumb\|[[Jail\|Busted chick!]]]]		<!--[[File:Anna2.jpg\|thumb\|[[Jail\|Busted chick!]]]]-->

	[[File:Anna-entrepreneur.gif\|thumb\|left\|Internets entrepreneur]]		<!--[[File:Anna-entrepreneur.gif\|thumb\|left\|Internets entrepreneur]]-->

	==What does all this mean?==		==What does all this mean?==
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	Anna had intended to launch [[clone\|a similar online version]] in New York.		Anna had intended to launch [[clone\|a similar online version]] in New York.

	[[File:Anna chapman.jpg\|thumb\|[[I'd hit it]]! With a FISA warrant.]]		<!--[[File:Anna chapman.jpg\|thumb\|[[I'd hit it]]! With a FISA warrant.]]-->

	[[File:Anna_chapman_linkedin.png\|thumb\|50px\|Anna's linkedin profile]]		<!--[[File:Anna_chapman_linkedin.png\|thumb\|50px\|Anna's linkedin profile]]-->

	==Low-lifes at large==		==Low-lifes at large==
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	Predictably, everyone that Anna ever fucked, as well as those who are just telling lies, have come crawling out of the woodwork [[tubgirl\|to bask in their 15 minutes of glory]]. One of these slimeballs, Charlie Hutchinson, 31, said after seeing Anna's picture in the [[newspaper]]: "While we had sex she was moaning in Russian. It [[torture\|lasted for 2½ hours]] and was so sexy. She was incredible."		Predictably, everyone that Anna ever fucked, as well as those who are just telling lies, have come crawling out of the woodwork [[tubgirl\|to bask in their 15 minutes of glory]]. One of these slimeballs, Charlie Hutchinson, 31, said after seeing Anna's picture in the [[newspaper]]: "While we had sex she was moaning in Russian. It [[torture\|lasted for 2½ hours]] and was so sexy. She was incredible."

	[[File:Gal_chapman_03.jpg\|thumb\|left\|It turns out he ate a lot more than cookies...]]"When we got into my room she began doing a striptease while I sat on the bed. She has a stunning figure - and had no underwear on. She really knew what she was doing."		<!--[[File:Gal_chapman_03.jpg\|thumb\|left\|It turns out he ate a lot more than cookies...]]-->"When we got into my room she began doing a striptease while I sat on the bed. She has a stunning figure - and had no underwear on. She really knew what she was doing."

	The [[Harry Potter\|bespectacled law student]] told how the [[whore\|temptress]] was on a night out in [[Loldon\|Southampton]] when she jumped into his cab as he headed back to the university.		The [[Harry Potter\|bespectacled law student]] told how the [[whore\|temptress]] was on a night out in [[Loldon\|Southampton]] when she jumped into his cab as he headed back to the university.
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	==Spy was So cash==		==Spy was So cash==

	[[File:Anna Chapman Wikipedia.jpg\|thumb\|left]]		<!--[[File:Anna Chapman Wikipedia.jpg\|thumb\|left]]-->

	Hey Amercunts,		Hey Amercunts,