Alice Margatroid - Revision history

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Reverted edit by Smiggles (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>Mike the Great|imported>Mike the Great]]

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	'''Alice Margatroid''' is a long running [[forced meme]] and [[trap\|roleplay template]] for lonely basement dwelling [[otaku]] to [[~~Circle jerk~~\|get off on one another]]. Alice occasionally pops up like [[STD\|syphilis]] on various chans but hasn't attained the popularity of even [[Milhouse]] yet, at least the one you see outside the games of origin of this character.		'''Alice Margatroid''' is a long running [[forced meme]] and [[trap\|roleplay template]] for lonely basement dwelling [[otaku]] to [[Circle_jerk\|get off on one another]]. Alice occasionally pops up like [[STD\|syphilis]] on various chans but hasn't attained the popularity of even [[Milhouse]] yet, at least the one you see outside the games of origin of this character.

	The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAbhJk4YJns video] of her every [[fucktarded\|intelligent]] [[weeaboo\|gentleman]] is [[fap\|in love with]] is [[Bitch\|Marisa]] [[Rape\|Stole]] [[Virgin\|The Precious Thing]]		The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAbhJk4YJns video] of her every [[fucktarded\|intelligent]] [[weeaboo\|gentleman]] is [[fap\|in love with]] is [[Bitch\|Marisa]] [[Rape\|Stole]] [[Virgin\|The Precious Thing]]
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	[[Image:Alice4ch.jpg\|thumb\|175px\|The Alice you picture when you play the games]]		[[Image:Alice4ch.jpg\|thumb\|175px\|The Alice you picture when you play the games]]
	Alice Margatroid originated as a character in the [[Touhou]] shooter series, a [[~~Josef Fritzl~~\|sealed world]] where [[loli\|lovely magical girls]] [[rape\|shoot the living fuck out of each other]] all day long with a [[~~Over 9000~~\|billion]] [[~~IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER~~\|lasers]] and shit.		Alice Margatroid originated as a character in the [[Touhou]] shooter series, a [[Josef_Fritzl\|sealed world]] where [[loli\|lovely magical girls]] [[rape\|shoot the living fuck out of each other]] all day long with a [[Over_9000\|billion]] [[IMMA_CHARGIN_MAH_LAZER\|lasers]] and shit.

	[[~~shit nobody cares about~~\|She, like most of the characters, has had alternate interpretations of her personality, one that many tried to meld into the type of girl they really want to fap to when finding her smutty pictures all over the internets. One person did just that but instead of using their other hand to catch the soon-to-be dead potential christians in a tissue.....]]		[[shit_nobody_cares_about\|She, like most of the characters, has had alternate interpretations of her personality, one that many tried to meld into the type of girl they really want to fap to when finding her smutty pictures all over the internets. One person did just that but instead of using their other hand to catch the soon-to-be dead potential christians in a tissue.....]]

	== The "Other" Alice ==		== The "Other" Alice ==

	This Alice [[trap\|persona]] was created when a [[~~win~~\|weeaboo faggot]] wanted other [[meatspin\|basement faggots]] to [[cum\|give him some attention]]. But the [[retard\|creator]] only succeeded in [[fap\|amusing]] a few while waiting for [[1guy1jar\|something better]], like Milhouse. This "Other" Alice persona used here [[RAGE\|is NOTHING LIKE the original, instead taken, rammed up a donkey's shitter and given a good taste of swap.avi for good measure]]. The trainwreck that lurks around /b/ is the result, never popular, always trying, never achieving. Alice threads tend to be the same [[~~80 year old Chinese man in panties~~\|fag]] posting as the Alice persona and trying to "woo" Anonymous, it can only end in [[~~fail~~]]~~ure~~.		This Alice [[trap\|persona]] was created when a [[gay\|weeaboo faggot]] wanted other [[meatspin\|basement faggots]] to [[cum\|give him some attention]]. But the [[retard\|creator]] only succeeded in [[fap\|amusing]] a few while waiting for [[1guy1jar\|something better]], like Milhouse. This "Other" Alice persona used here [[RAGE\|is NOTHING LIKE the original, instead taken, rammed up a donkey's shitter and given a good taste of swap.avi for good measure]]. The trainwreck that lurks around /b/ is the result, never popular, always trying, never achieving. Alice threads tend to be the same [[80_year_old_Chinese_man_in_panties\|fag]] posting as the Alice persona and trying to "woo" Anonymous, it can only end in [[Fail\|failure]].

	== Sayings ==		== Sayings ==
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	== Present Day Activities ==		== Present Day Activities ==

	Nowadays Alice threads quickly devolve into [[tripfag]] chatrooms with [[losers\|weeaboos]] pretending they're having a [[no\|friendly conversation]] when they're really just showing off how [[~~Dying alone~~\|ronery]] they are. Flooding the thread with [[Guro]] or [[Shitting Dick Nipples]] is advised.		Nowadays Alice threads quickly devolve into [[tripfag]] chatrooms with [[losers\|weeaboos]] pretending they're having a [[no\|friendly conversation]] when they're really just showing off how [[Dying_alone\|ronery]] they are. Flooding the thread with [[Guro]] or [[Shitting_Dick_Nipples\|Shitting Dick Nipples]] is advised.


	== ~~See also~~ ==		== Related Articles ==
	*[[Weeaboos]]		*[[Weeaboos]]
	*[[Role-playing]]		*[[Role-playing]]
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	*[[Loli]]		*[[Loli]]

	==External ~~links~~==		==External Links==

	* [https://anekiho.me/chat2/ Their chat, where they decide who's shitposting a thread next]		[https://anekiho.me/chat2/ Their chat, where they decide who's shitposting a thread next]

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2024-08-25T14:58:44Z

win, replaced: gay → win

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	'''Alice Margatroid''' is a long running [[forced meme]] and [[trap\|roleplay template]] for lonely basement dwelling [[otaku]] to [[~~Circle_jerk~~\|get off on one another]]. Alice occasionally pops up like [[STD\|syphilis]] on various chans but hasn't attained the popularity of even [[Milhouse]] yet, at least the one you see outside the games of origin of this character.		'''Alice Margatroid''' is a long running [[forced meme]] and [[trap\|roleplay template]] for lonely basement dwelling [[otaku]] to [[Circle jerk\|get off on one another]]. Alice occasionally pops up like [[STD\|syphilis]] on various chans but hasn't attained the popularity of even [[Milhouse]] yet, at least the one you see outside the games of origin of this character.

	The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAbhJk4YJns video] of her every [[fucktarded\|intelligent]] [[weeaboo\|gentleman]] is [[fap\|in love with]] is [[Bitch\|Marisa]] [[Rape\|Stole]] [[Virgin\|The Precious Thing]]		The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAbhJk4YJns video] of her every [[fucktarded\|intelligent]] [[weeaboo\|gentleman]] is [[fap\|in love with]] is [[Bitch\|Marisa]] [[Rape\|Stole]] [[Virgin\|The Precious Thing]]
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	[[Image:Alice4ch.jpg\|thumb\|175px\|The Alice you picture when you play the games]]		[[Image:Alice4ch.jpg\|thumb\|175px\|The Alice you picture when you play the games]]
	Alice Margatroid originated as a character in the [[Touhou]] shooter series, a [[~~Josef_Fritzl~~\|sealed world]] where [[loli\|lovely magical girls]] [[rape\|shoot the living fuck out of each other]] all day long with a [[~~Over_9000~~\|billion]] [[~~IMMA_CHARGIN_MAH_LAZER~~\|lasers]] and shit.		Alice Margatroid originated as a character in the [[Touhou]] shooter series, a [[Josef Fritzl\|sealed world]] where [[loli\|lovely magical girls]] [[rape\|shoot the living fuck out of each other]] all day long with a [[Over 9000\|billion]] [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER\|lasers]] and shit.

	[[~~shit_nobody_cares_about~~\|She, like most of the characters, has had alternate interpretations of her personality, one that many tried to meld into the type of girl they really want to fap to when finding her smutty pictures all over the internets. One person did just that but instead of using their other hand to catch the soon-to-be dead potential christians in a tissue.....]]		[[shit nobody cares about\|She, like most of the characters, has had alternate interpretations of her personality, one that many tried to meld into the type of girl they really want to fap to when finding her smutty pictures all over the internets. One person did just that but instead of using their other hand to catch the soon-to-be dead potential christians in a tissue.....]]

	== The "Other" Alice ==		== The "Other" Alice ==

	This Alice [[trap\|persona]] was created when a [[~~gay~~\|weeaboo faggot]] wanted other [[meatspin\|basement faggots]] to [[cum\|give him some attention]]. But the [[retard\|creator]] only succeeded in [[fap\|amusing]] a few while waiting for [[1guy1jar\|something better]], like Milhouse. This "Other" Alice persona used here [[RAGE\|is NOTHING LIKE the original, instead taken, rammed up a donkey's shitter and given a good taste of swap.avi for good measure]]. The trainwreck that lurks around /b/ is the result, never popular, always trying, never achieving. Alice threads tend to be the same [[~~80_year_old_Chinese_man_in_panties~~\|fag]] posting as the Alice persona and trying to "woo" Anonymous, it can only end in [[~~Fail\|failure~~]].		This Alice [[trap\|persona]] was created when a [[win\|weeaboo faggot]] wanted other [[meatspin\|basement faggots]] to [[cum\|give him some attention]]. But the [[retard\|creator]] only succeeded in [[fap\|amusing]] a few while waiting for [[1guy1jar\|something better]], like Milhouse. This "Other" Alice persona used here [[RAGE\|is NOTHING LIKE the original, instead taken, rammed up a donkey's shitter and given a good taste of swap.avi for good measure]]. The trainwreck that lurks around /b/ is the result, never popular, always trying, never achieving. Alice threads tend to be the same [[80 year old Chinese man in panties\|fag]] posting as the Alice persona and trying to "woo" Anonymous, it can only end in [[fail]]ure.

	== Sayings ==		== Sayings ==
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	== Present Day Activities ==		== Present Day Activities ==

	Nowadays Alice threads quickly devolve into [[tripfag]] chatrooms with [[losers\|weeaboos]] pretending they're having a [[no\|friendly conversation]] when they're really just showing off how [[~~Dying_alone~~\|ronery]] they are. Flooding the thread with [[Guro]] or [[~~Shitting_Dick_Nipples\|~~Shitting Dick Nipples]] is advised.		Nowadays Alice threads quickly devolve into [[tripfag]] chatrooms with [[losers\|weeaboos]] pretending they're having a [[no\|friendly conversation]] when they're really just showing off how [[Dying alone\|ronery]] they are. Flooding the thread with [[Guro]] or [[Shitting Dick Nipples]] is advised.


	== ~~Related Articles~~ ==		== See also ==
	*[[Weeaboos]]		*[[Weeaboos]]
	*[[Role-playing]]		*[[Role-playing]]
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	*[[Loli]]		*[[Loli]]

	==External ~~Links~~==		==External links==

	[https://anekiho.me/chat2/ Their chat, where they decide who's shitposting a thread next]		* [https://anekiho.me/chat2/ Their chat, where they decide who's shitposting a thread next]

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	{{Cancer}}		{{Cancer}}
	[[Category:Chans]] [[Category:Memes]]		[[Category:Chans]] [[Category:Memes]]

imported>Mike the Great at 17:41, 7 May 2017

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	*[[Loli]]		*[[Loli]]

			==External Links==

			[https://anekiho.me/chat2/ Their chat, where they decide who's shitposting a thread next]

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imported>MilitaryHime: It doesn't seem like this section is needed. This is an article about Alice, not her friends on her chat.

2017-05-07T12:26:55Z

It doesn't seem like this section is needed. This is an article about Alice, not her friends on her chat.

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imported>MilitaryHime: It doesn't seem like this section is needed. This is an article about Alice, not her friends on her chat.

2017-05-07T12:26:55Z

It doesn't seem like this section is needed. This is an article about Alice, not her friends on her chat.

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imported>MilitaryHime: It doesn't seem like this section is needed. This is an article about Alice, not her friends on her chat.

2017-05-07T12:26:55Z

It doesn't seem like this section is needed. This is an article about Alice, not her friends on her chat.

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imported>MilitaryHime: It doesn't seem like this section is needed. This is an article about Alice, not her friends on her chat.

2017-05-07T12:26:55Z

It doesn't seem like this section is needed. This is an article about Alice, not her friends on her chat.

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	Nowadays Alice threads quickly devolve into [[tripfag]] chatrooms with [[losers\|weeaboos]] pretending they're having a [[no\|friendly conversation]] when they're really just showing off how [[Dying_alone\|ronery]] they are. Flooding the thread with [[Guro]] or [[Shitting_Dick_Nipples\|Shitting Dick Nipples]] is advised.		Nowadays Alice threads quickly devolve into [[tripfag]] chatrooms with [[losers\|weeaboos]] pretending they're having a [[no\|friendly conversation]] when they're really just showing off how [[Dying_alone\|ronery]] they are. Flooding the thread with [[Guro]] or [[Shitting_Dick_Nipples\|Shitting Dick Nipples]] is advised.

	~~== The Nest ==~~

	~~https://anekiho.me/chat2/~~
	~~This is where all the faggotry comes from. The following losers lurk here~~
	*Alice- The queen of the hive, Feeds her subjects a healthy supply of Semen.To absolutely no ones surprise, has become even more cringe. Frequently "hospitilizes" herself to avoid self-mutilation whenever any drama stirs up to get as much attention as possible.
	*Reimu- Transsexual dude who is Alice's best friend. Hosts his own threads in which he does horseshit tarot card readings of Anon's who buy into his nonsense.
	*Kermit- Autistic Mod who's been in love with Alice for 5 years. Basically the most pathetic bitch you'll ever meet.
	*Boss- Token black guy of the chat. Has basically nothing going for him besides being a nigger.
	*Kamina- Used to be a mod. Was a part of some bullshit drama and left.
	*Mako- Kamina in disguise. Caused even more bullshit drama and then fucked off again.
	*Flan- The Milhouse of the chat. Nobody likes him, not even alice. Still a fuckwit.
	*Louise- Some southern chick with raging anger-issues. Started a Discord with Jill which gets way more attention than Alice's chat. Alice, as expected, is incredibly salty about this but pretends to be her friend reluctantly.
	*Eva- A trap who left the chat because of Shit nobody cares about. Once faked it's own death and failed.
	*Ghost- Wrists are scarred from his "girlfriend" eva killing herself. Is now in perma-mad since his love has left
	*Gumi- The chat "Oppai Loli", she takes everyone's dicks without actually cybering. Constantly talks about her tits and sex
	*Oak- Faggot Admin who loved being an admin but not much else in the chat. Quit the website after he and Jan made fun of a suicidal user and was promptly stripped of his admin powers. Used to talk in memes and was a retard in general.
	*Master Chief- Is now an admin for absolutely no reason. Pretty much has no personality.
	*Fred- Also has no personality, but unlike Chief he's not an admin. Extremely active.
	*Jan- Emo faggot who quit the site along with Oak for the reasons stated above. Currently in a similar circle-jerk to the chat, in discord.
	*Comrade- Annoying Slav who barely understands english and loves vinyl like a hipster. Extremely naive to the point that he's most likely to lose his life savings to a jew who'll promise him 50,000 $ if he invests a 100.
	*Nyanilistic- Extremely two-faced faggot who's the most pathetic ass-kisser you'll ever have the displeasure of speaking to. Claims to be a Psychologist, just like Alice. Gets off by imagining themselves getting murdered in various manners and other fucked up stuff. Pretended to be a girl and then fucked off when he was exposed.
	*Dean- Abrasive motherfucker who picks a fight with every single person he comes into contact with. Pretended to be a 40 year old oilman
	*Vimes- Creepy british guy who's suffering from erectile dysfunction. Never shuts up about how much he jacks-off or his bizarre fetishes. Quite possibly the most Autistic member in the chat. (A very, ''very'' grand achievement.)
	*Daggy- Raging drunk who whines about Alice not giving a shit about him while concurrently talking about how much he doesn't give a shit about Alice.
	*Astraeus- Also an emo who never shuts up about his dead brother. Can only get off to gunplay
	*Kyouma- The depressed wimp who was the member Jan and Oak made fun off, causing him to attempt "suicide" (by trying to overdose on SSRI'S, something that can't even kill you 95% of the time) before he was convinced to go to the hospital. Is a mexican lawnmower and never stops talking about his problems.
	*Amelia- Soulless chick who knows how to play the victim card like a pro.
	*Garter- Resident Scrappy who everyone and their mother has a problem with. Gives fraudulent advice regarding technology to people even more retarded than him (which was previously thought to be impossible)
	*Angelic- Attention whore brodude gains guy who is actually probably less built than Alice despite abusing steroids till his balls are the size of peas.
	*Chaz- So autistic couldn't get an account in THIS RETARDED CHAT for weeks until finally Alice gave him one in an act of pity.
	Mr.Orihara- Adrenaline Junkie who wants to end his life as quickly as possible. Text book definition of Douchebag*.

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