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Paul in the Mall at 06:38, 14 September 2025

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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*{{KYM\|memes/events/april-2025-4chan-sharty-hack-and-janitor-email-leak\|The KYM Entry}}		*{{KYM\|memes/events/april-2025-4chan-sharty-hack-and-janitor-email-leak\|The KYM Entry}}
	*{{ws\|~~soyjak.wiki-favicon.png\|https://wiki.soyjak.st/~~Great_Cuckset\|Great Cuckset}}		*{{sw\|Great_Cuckset\|Great Cuckset}}
	*{{archive\|wQ7Pu\|Kway saving Sharty thread}}		*{{archive\|wQ7Pu\|Kway saving Sharty thread}}
	*[https://files.fatbox.moe/xeqpwj.txt A list of jannies and which boards they moderate]		*[https://files.fatbox.moe/xeqpwj.txt A list of jannies and which boards they moderate]

Paul in the Mall at 00:14, 5 September 2025

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	Sure, it didn't have the same vitality as before. But that didn't matter - the site was now at retirement age, and things were kept stable thanks to its band of devoted [[jannies\|jannies (they did it for free)]]. It didn't need any maintenance - because who knows or cares about PHP in 2025? They were confident that as things had been, so they would always be. 4chan had calcified, and that meant it was basically unbreakable.		Sure, it didn't have the same vitality as before. But that didn't matter - the site was now at retirement age, and things were kept stable thanks to its band of devoted [[jannies\|jannies (they did it for free)]]. It didn't need any maintenance - because who knows or cares about PHP in 2025? They were confident that as things had been, so they would always be. 4chan had calcified, and that meant it was basically unbreakable.

	On April 14th, 2025, [[4chan]] was BRUTALLY hacked by a [[Soyjak.party\|soyteen]] who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board. Emails, jannies' family info, and so on were all released to the public as well. As of April 15, 2025, 4chan is down. <s>And, hey.. maybe this is the end of 4chan. Hopefully it isn't 4chan's last gasp... But, if it is, so long and thanks for all the fish. </s> Jannies somehow rewrote the ~~spaghetticode~~ in 9 days. As is expected, they did that for free too.		On April 14th, 2025, [[4chan]] was BRUTALLY hacked by a [[Soyjak.party\|soyteen]] who promptly leaked images of the site's admin board. Emails, jannies' family info, and so on were all released to the public as well. As of April 15, 2025, 4chan is down. <s>And, hey.. maybe this is the end of 4chan. Hopefully it isn't 4chan's last gasp... But, if it is, so long and thanks for all the fish.</s> Jannies somehow rewrote the spaghetti code in 9 days. As is expected, they did that for free too.

	==How To==		==How To==

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The PolishPrince: /* The How To For Getting Hacked */

2025-08-24T04:17:50Z

The How To For Getting Hacked

The PolishPrince: /* The How To For Getting Hacked */

2025-08-24T04:03:00Z

The How To For Getting Hacked

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	[[File:4chan hacked clovers.jpeg\|right\|250px]]		[[File:4chan hacked clovers.jpeg\|right\|250px]]

			[[File:4chan hacked twitter.jpeg\|twitter\|right\|250px]]

	* 1: '''Don't Update Your Ghost Script'''		* 1: '''Don't Update Your Ghost Script'''

The PolishPrince: /* The How To For Getting Hacked */

2025-08-23T05:46:49Z

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	=== The How To For Getting Hacked ===		=== The How To For Getting Hacked ===

	1: ~~'''Don't Update Your Ghost Script'''~~		[[File:4 chan hacked pic.jpg\|right\|250px]]

	~~Okay Kiddies, so you want to hack a site and we know that you're all Ace Hackers that have mastered~~ [[~~Computer Science 3]] but this is for those that haven't or just don't really give a [[Fuck]].~~		[[File:4chan hacked clovers.jpeg\|right\|250px]]

	This is for you - the lonely, friendless pale skinned [[Hacker\|Wannabe hacker]], forced to spend the hours of [[G2g i need sleep\|8pm to 6am]], alone and locked up, stewing away in the summer heat or winter's cold, alone with a [[Computer\|Lap Top]] as a [[friend]] that is your only source of entertainment and light. Every night, in your [[Prison\|8' by 6']] fruit cellar punishment for having a [[Penis]], you sit there, on your on your uphoseterly foam bed, hating [[Wimmins]] and slowly becoming a [[Serial Killers\|serial killer]] because [[Your Mom\|Your Step Mother]] is convinced that you'll [[Ræp]] her daughters if she let's you sleep upstairs, because she can and [[Just Because]] your dad died and there's no one left to defend you.

	A ghostscrip is a software used to process PDFs and create thumbnails. Now, if you want an easy site to [[Hacker\|hack]], what you do is find a site that forget, just didn't give a "[[Fuck]]" or just plain out ignored to update it for over [[Over 9000\|10]] years.

	~~This is important because the software will have well known vulnerabilities that every [[1337]] hacker in a [[Kid\|Kindergarten]] classroom can exploit.~~

	~~All you need to do is go to the [[internets]], do a little research on the software that the site is using and find all the vulnerabilities that you want to exploit.~~

	2: ~~In the case of [[~~4chan~~]], your exploit will be to use the fact that they have an improper file verification that fails to recognize if any uploaded file is an actual PDF.~~

	For you, this is the [[Surprise Sex]] that you'll have to resort to to have a kid, or [[sex]] for the first time and hopefully it will be in a state that doesn't allow abortion or getting yourself a devout Catholic girl, in that dirty alley that you dragged her in and will go to [[Hell]] if she even ''Thinks'' of having the baby [[Abortion\|sucked out]].

	~~What you want to do is to exploit this flaw by uploading a [[Evil~~\|~~malicious PostScript file]] you disguised as a PDF on one of the boards that permit this file type.~~

	Most likely, this would have to have been their [[Loli]] sex board because they pretty much have no moderators there and let the users decided what should stay up or be taken down because [[4chan]] wants to keep the [[Horny\|~~natives]] happy so that they'll keep donating those sweet, sweet [[Bitcoin]]s that help cover their server costs and buy them their overpriced [[weed]] at their state's [[Marijuana~~]] ~~dispe=== The How To For Getting Hacked ===~~

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	You can put 25,000 [[Penis\|dicks]] on the splash page [[Just Because]] you can.		You can put 25,000 [[Penis\|dicks]] on the splash page [[Just Because]] you can.

	You can acquire the information of all the ~~verified users~~, put it up on the [[internets]], [[Dox]]ing them just for [[Lulz\|Shits and Giggles]] so that people can find them [[IRl]] and send them a pre-paid meatball, extra cheese and green pepper topping pizza, destroying what would have been a decent pizza because no one likes green peppers.		You can acquire the information of all the site's moderators, put it up on the [[internets]], [[Dox]]ing them just for [[Lulz\|Shits and Giggles]] so that people can find them [[IRl]] and send them a pre-paid meatball, extra cheese and green pepper topping pizza, destroying what would have been a decent pizza because no one likes green peppers.

			After a week or so, you have to give some time after the first date, the anonymous internet sleuth can follow up by sending a nice bouquet to the moderator that has a [[love]]r's message saying that you know who the mod is and you, the slouth, are going to send all the posts that they've made on 4 chan to their place of employment. Wait, what are we saying. Mods dont have real [[Job]]s. They're all [[NEET]]s. Every post they've made would have to be sent to their Mother just for the shock value.

	~~After a week or so, you have to give some time after~~ the ~~first date, you can follow up by sending a nice bouquet that has a~~ [[~~love~~]]~~r's message saying that~~ you ~~know who they are and are going to send~~ all the ~~posts that they~~'~~ve made on 4 chan to their place of employment. Wait, what are we saying. They wouldn't have a~~ [[~~Job~~]]~~. They're~~ a [[~~NEET~~]]~~. Every post they've made would have to be sent to their Mother just for~~ the ~~shock value~~.		For the [[Lulz]], you can erase all of the site's [[Data]] and put a pretty pic on the main page showing the world that that site has been hacked and if your [[Balls]] are big enough, you can add a signature letting the world know who did the hacking.

	~~Or, for the [[Lulz]]~~, you can ~~erase all of~~ the ~~site's [[Data]]~~ and ~~put a pretty pic on~~ the ~~main page showing the world that that~~ site ~~has been hacked and if your [[Balls]] are big enough, you can add a signature letting the world know who did~~ the ~~hacking~~.		Finally, you can go the boring but classic path and take the site completely of the web so users only get an error message when they try to access it.

	The world is yours.		The world is yours.

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 : In the case of [[4chan]], your exploit will be to use the fact that they have an improper file verification that fails to recognize if any uploaded file is an actual PDF.
 For you, this is the [[Surprise Sex]] that you'll have to resort to to have a kid, or [[sex]] for the first time and hopefully it will be in a state that doesn't allow abortion or getting yourself a devout Catholic girl, in that dirty alley that you dragged her in and will go to [[Hell]] if she even ''Thinks'' of having the baby [[Abortion|sucked out]].
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 Most likely, this would have to have been their [[Loli]] sex board because they pretty much have no moderators there and let the users decided what should stay up or be taken down because [[4chan]] wants to keep the [[Horny|natives]] happy so that they'll keep donating those sweet, sweet [[Bitcoin]]s that help cover their server costs and buy them their overpriced [[weed]] at their state's [[Marijuana]] dispensary.

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* The How To For Getting Hacked */ Bruh do you not check your edits

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	This is for you - the lonely, friendless pale skinned [[Hacker\|Wannabe hacker]], forced to spend the hours of [[G2g i need sleep\|8pm to 6am]], alone and locked up, stewing away in the summer heat or winter's cold, alone with a [[Computer\|Lap Top]] as a [[friend]] that is your only source of entertainment and light. Every night, in your [[Prison\|8' by 6']] fruit cellar punishment for having a [[Penis]], you sit there, on your on your uphoseterly foam bed, hating [[Wimmins]] and slowly becoming a [[Serial Killers\|serial killer]] because [[Your Mom\|Your Step Mother]] is convinced that you'll [[Ræp]] her daughters if she let's you sleep upstairs, because she can and [[Just Because]] your dad died and there's no one left to defend you.		This is for you - the lonely, friendless pale skinned [[Hacker\|Wannabe hacker]], forced to spend the hours of [[G2g i need sleep\|8pm to 6am]], alone and locked up, stewing away in the summer heat or winter's cold, alone with a [[Computer\|Lap Top]] as a [[friend]] that is your only source of entertainment and light. Every night, in your [[Prison\|8' by 6']] fruit cellar punishment for having a [[Penis]], you sit there, on your on your uphoseterly foam bed, hating [[Wimmins]] and slowly becoming a [[Serial Killers\|serial killer]] because [[Your Mom\|Your Step Mother]] is convinced that you'll [[Ræp]] her daughters if she let's you sleep upstairs, because she can and [[Just Because]] your dad died and there's no one left to defend you.

	A ghostscrip is a software used to process PDFs and create thumbnails. Now, if you want an easy site to [[Hacker\|hack]], what you do is find a site that forget, just didn't give a [["Fuck"]] or just plain out ignored to update it for over [[Over 9000\|10]] years.		A ghostscrip is a software used to process PDFs and create thumbnails. Now, if you want an easy site to [[Hacker\|hack]], what you do is find a site that forget, just didn't give a "[[Fuck]]" or just plain out ignored to update it for over [[Over 9000\|10]] years.

	This is important because the software will have well known vulnerabilities that every [[1337]] hacker in a [[Kid\|Kindergarten]] classroom can exploit.		This is important because the software will have well known vulnerabilities that every [[1337]] hacker in a [[Kid\|Kindergarten]] classroom can exploit.

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	This is for you - the lonely, friendless pale skinned [[Hacker\|Wannabe hacker]], forced to spend the hours of [[G2g i need sleep\|8pm to 6am]], alone and locked up, stewing away in the summer heat or winter's cold, alone with a [[Computer\|Lap Top]] as a [[friend]] that is your only source of entertainment and light. Every night, in your [[Prison\|8' by 6']] fruit cellar punishment for having a [[Penis]], you sit there, on your on your uphoseterly foam bed, hating [[Wimmins]] and slowly becoming a [[Serial Killers\|serial killer]] because [[Your Mom\|Your Step Mother]] is convinced that you'll [[Ræp]] her daughters if she let's you sleep upstairs, because she can and [[Just Because]] your dad died and there's no one left to defend you.		This is for you - the lonely, friendless pale skinned [[Hacker\|Wannabe hacker]], forced to spend the hours of [[G2g i need sleep\|8pm to 6am]], alone and locked up, stewing away in the summer heat or winter's cold, alone with a [[Computer\|Lap Top]] as a [[friend]] that is your only source of entertainment and light. Every night, in your [[Prison\|8' by 6']] fruit cellar punishment for having a [[Penis]], you sit there, on your on your uphoseterly foam bed, hating [[Wimmins]] and slowly becoming a [[Serial Killers\|serial killer]] because [[Your Mom\|Your Step Mother]] is convinced that you'll [[Ræp]] her daughters if she let's you sleep upstairs, because she can and [[Just Because]] your dad died and there's no one left to defend you.

	A ghostscrip is a software used to process PDFs and create thumbnails. Now, if you want an easy site to [[Hacker\|hack]], what you do is find a site that forget, just didn't give a [["Fuck"]] or just plain out ignored to update it for over [[Over 9000\|10]] years.		A ghostscrip is a software used to process PDFs and create thumbnails. Now, if you want an easy site to [[Hacker\|hack]], what you do is find a site that forget, just didn't give a "[[Fuck]]" or just plain out ignored to update it for over [[Over 9000\|10]] years.

	This is important because the software will have well known vulnerabilities that every [[1337]] hacker in a [[Kid\|Kindergarten]] classroom can exploit.		This is important because the software will have well known vulnerabilities that every [[1337]] hacker in a [[Kid\|Kindergarten]] classroom can exploit.

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	* 1: '''Don't Update Your Ghost Script'''		* 1: '''Don't Update Your Ghost Script'''

	Okay Kiddies, so you want to hack a site and we know that you're all Ace Hackers that have mastered [[Computer Science 3]] but this is for those that haven't or just don't really give a [[Fuck]].		Okay Kiddies, so you want to hack a site and we know that you're all Ace Hackers that have mastered [[Computer Science 3]] but this is for those that haven't or just don't really give a [[Fuck]] about 0s and 1s.

	This is for you - the lonely, friendless pale skinned [[Hacker\|Wannabe hacker]], forced to spend the hours of [[G2g i need sleep\|8pm to 6am]], all alone and locked up, stewing away in the summer heat or winter's cold, alone with a [[Computer\|Lap Top]] as a [[friend]] that is your only source of entertainment and light. Every night, in your [[Prison\|8' by 6']] fruit cellar punishment for having a [[Penis]], you sit there, on your uphoseterly foam bed, hating [[Wimmins]] and slowly becoming a [[Serial Killers\|serial killer]] because [[Your Mom\|Your Step Mother]] is convinced that you'll [[Ræp]] her [[Fat\|fat assed]] daughters if she let's you sleep upstairs, because she can and [[Just Because]] your dad died and there's no one left to defend you.		This is for you - the lonely, friendless pale skinned [[Hacker\|Wannabe hacker]], forced to spend the hours of [[G2g i need sleep\|8pm to 6am]], all alone and locked up, stewing away in the summer heat or winter's cold, alone with a [[Computer\|Lap Top]] as a [[friend]] that is your only source of entertainment and light. Every night, in your [[Prison\|8' by 6']] fruit cellar punishment for having a [[Penis]], you sit there, on your uphoseterly foam bed, hating [[Wimmins]] and slowly becoming a [[Serial Killers\|serial killer]] because [[Your Mom\|Your Step Mother]] is convinced that you'll [[Ræp]] her [[Fat\|fat assed]] daughters if she let's you sleep upstairs, because she can and [[Just Because]] your dad died and there's no one left to defend you.
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	* 2: In the case of [[4chan]], your exploit will be to use the fact that they have an improper file verification that fails to recognize if any uploaded file is an actual PDF.		* 2: In the case of [[4chan]], your exploit will be to use the fact that they have an improper file verification that fails to recognize if any uploaded file is an actual PDF.

	For you, this is the [[Surprise Sex]] that you'll have to resort to to have a kid, or [[sex]] for the first time. Hopefully, for you, it will be in a state that doesn't allow abortion or have the bad luck of getting yourself a devout, [[Ireland\|Irish]] Catholic girl, that has been taught that she will go to [[Hell]] if she even ''Thinks'' of having the baby [[Abortion\|sucked out]] and if you want to stay out of [[Prison]] you'll have to live a [[Love]]less marriage where you get your [[ass]] kicked by her three older brothers, every other week, because, admit it, you're a rapist.		For you, this is the [[Surprise Sex]] that you'll have to resort to to have a kid, or [[sex]] for the first time. Hopefully, for you, it will be in a state that doesn't allow abortion or you'll have the bad luck of getting yourself a devout, [[Ireland\|Irish]] Catholic girl, that has been taught that she will go to [[Hell]] if she even ''Thinks'' of having the baby [[Abortion\|sucked out]] and if you want to stay out of [[Prison]] you'll have to live a [[Love]]less marriage where you get your [[ass]] kicked by her three older brothers, every other week, because, admit it, you're a rapist.

	What you want to do is to exploit this flaw by uploading a [[Evil\|malicious PostScript file]] you disguised as a PDF on one of the boards that permit this file type.		What you want to do is to exploit this flaw by uploading a [[Evil\|malicious PostScript file]] you disguised as a PDF on one of the boards that permit this file type.
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	Most likely, this would have to have been their [[Loli]] sex board because they pretty much have no moderators there and let the users decide what should stay up or be taken down because [[4chan]] wants to keep the [[Horny\|natives]] happy so that they'll keep donating those sweet, sweet [[Bitcoin]]s that help cover their server costs and buy them their overpriced [[weed]] at their state's [[Marijuana]] dispensary.		Most likely, this would have to have been their [[Loli]] sex board because they pretty much have no moderators there and let the users decide what should stay up or be taken down because [[4chan]] wants to keep the [[Horny\|natives]] happy so that they'll keep donating those sweet, sweet [[Bitcoin]]s that help cover their server costs and buy them their overpriced [[weed]] at their state's [[Marijuana]] dispensary.

	* 3: This is [[The Money Shot]] kiddies. Hopefully, your hack gave you [[Administrator\|administrative powers]] through a process that is [[TL;DR]] and manifested you into [[God]] ~~gaving~~ you complete control over the [[Website\|Site's]] code.		* 3: This is [[The Money Shot]] kiddies. Hopefully, your hack gave you [[Administrator\|administrative powers]] through a process that is [[TL;DR]] and manifested you into [[God]] giving you complete control over the [[Website\|Site's]] code.

	Think of yourself as Neo in, [[The Matrix]]. You have the power to rewrite the [[Earth\|World]] through a process that is only limited by your imagination.		Think of yourself as Neo in [[The Matrix]]. You have the power to rewrite the [[Earth\|World]] through a process that is only limited by your imagination.

	You can put 25,000 [[Penis\|dicks]] on the splash page [[Just Because]] you can.		You can put 25,000 [[Penis\|dicks]] on the splash page [[Just Because]] you can.
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	For the [[Lulz]], you can erase all of the site's [[Data]] and put a pretty pic on the main page showing the world that that site has been hacked and, if your [[Balls]] are big enough, you can add a signature letting the world know who did the hacking.		For the [[Lulz]], you can erase all of the site's [[Data]] and put a pretty pic on the main page showing the world that that site has been hacked and, if your [[Balls]] are big enough, you can add a signature letting the world know who did the hacking.

	Finally, you can go the boring but classic path and take the site completely of the web so users only get an error message when they try to access it.		Finally, you can go the boring but classic path and take the site completely off of the web so users only get an error message when they try to access it.

	The world is yours.		The world is yours.

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	Okay Kiddies, so you want to hack a site and we know that you're all Ace Hackers that have mastered [[Computer Science 3]] but this is for those that haven't or just don't really give a [[Fuck]].		Okay Kiddies, so you want to hack a site and we know that you're all Ace Hackers that have mastered [[Computer Science 3]] but this is for those that haven't or just don't really give a [[Fuck]].

	This is for you - the lonely, friendless pale skinned [[Hacker\|Wannabe hacker]], forced to spend the hours of [[G2g i need sleep\|8pm to 6am]], alone and locked up, stewing away in the summer heat or winter's cold, alone with a [[Computer\|Lap Top]] as a [[friend]] that is your only source of entertainment and light. Every night, in your [[Prison\|8' by 6']] fruit cellar punishment for having a [[Penis]], you sit there, ~~on your~~ on your uphoseterly foam bed, hating [[Wimmins]] and slowly becoming a [[Serial Killers\|serial killer]] because [[Your Mom\|Your Step Mother]] is convinced that you'll [[Ræp]] her daughters if she let's you sleep upstairs, because she can and [[Just Because]] your dad died and there's no one left to defend you.		This is for you - the lonely, friendless pale skinned [[Hacker\|Wannabe hacker]], forced to spend the hours of [[G2g i need sleep\|8pm to 6am]], all alone and locked up, stewing away in the summer heat or winter's cold, alone with a [[Computer\|Lap Top]] as a [[friend]] that is your only source of entertainment and light. Every night, in your [[Prison\|8' by 6']] fruit cellar punishment for having a [[Penis]], you sit there, on your uphoseterly foam bed, hating [[Wimmins]] and slowly becoming a [[Serial Killers\|serial killer]] because [[Your Mom\|Your Step Mother]] is convinced that you'll [[Ræp]] her [[Fat\|fat assed]] daughters if she let's you sleep upstairs, because she can and [[Just Because]] your dad died and there's no one left to defend you.

	A ghostscrip is a software used to process PDFs and create thumbnails. Now, if you want an easy site to [[Hacker\|hack]], what you do is find a site that forget, just didn't give a "[[Fuck]]" or just plain out ignored to update it for over [[Over 9000\|10]] years.		A ghostscrip is a software used to process PDFs and create thumbnails. Now, if you want an easy site to [[Hacker\|hack]], what you do is find a site that forget, just didn't give a "[[Fuck]]" or just plain out ignored to update it for over [[Over 9000\|10]] years.
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	* 2: In the case of [[4chan]], your exploit will be to use the fact that they have an improper file verification that fails to recognize if any uploaded file is an actual PDF.		* 2: In the case of [[4chan]], your exploit will be to use the fact that they have an improper file verification that fails to recognize if any uploaded file is an actual PDF.

	For you, this is the [[Surprise Sex]] that you'll have to resort to to have a kid, or [[sex]] for the first time. Hopefully, for you, it will be in a state that doesn't allow abortion or ~~you'll get~~ yourself a devout Catholic girl, ~~and~~ has been taught that she will go to [[Hell]] if she even ''Thinks'' of having the baby [[Abortion\|sucked out]].		For you, this is the [[Surprise Sex]] that you'll have to resort to to have a kid, or [[sex]] for the first time. Hopefully, for you, it will be in a state that doesn't allow abortion or have the bad luck of getting yourself a devout, [[Ireland\|Irish]] Catholic girl, that has been taught that she will go to [[Hell]] if she even ''Thinks'' of having the baby [[Abortion\|sucked out]] and if you want to stay out of [[Prison]] you'll have to live a [[Love]]less marriage where you get your [[ass]] kicked by her three older brothers, every other week, because, admit it, you're a rapist.

	What you want to do is to exploit this flaw by uploading a [[Evil\|malicious PostScript file]] you disguised as a PDF on one of the boards that permit this file type.		What you want to do is to exploit this flaw by uploading a [[Evil\|malicious PostScript file]] you disguised as a PDF on one of the boards that permit this file type.
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	Most likely, this would have to have been their [[Loli]] sex board because they pretty much have no moderators there and let the users decide what should stay up or be taken down because [[4chan]] wants to keep the [[Horny\|natives]] happy so that they'll keep donating those sweet, sweet [[Bitcoin]]s that help cover their server costs and buy them their overpriced [[weed]] at their state's [[Marijuana]] dispensary.		Most likely, this would have to have been their [[Loli]] sex board because they pretty much have no moderators there and let the users decide what should stay up or be taken down because [[4chan]] wants to keep the [[Horny\|natives]] happy so that they'll keep donating those sweet, sweet [[Bitcoin]]s that help cover their server costs and buy them their overpriced [[weed]] at their state's [[Marijuana]] dispensary.

	* 3: This is [[The Money Shot]] kiddies. Hopefully, your hack gave you [[Administrator\|administrative powers]] through a process that is [[TL;DR]] and manifested you into [[God]] ~~and gave~~ you complete control over the [[Website\|Site's]] code.		* 3: This is [[The Money Shot]] kiddies. Hopefully, your hack gave you [[Administrator\|administrative powers]] through a process that is [[TL;DR]] and manifested you into [[God]] gaving you complete control over the [[Website\|Site's]] code.

	Think of yourself as Neo in, [[The Matrix]]. You have the power to rewrite the [[Earth\|World]] through a process that is only limited by your imagination.		Think of yourself as Neo in, [[The Matrix]]. You have the power to rewrite the [[Earth\|World]] through a process that is only limited by your imagination.
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	You can put 25,000 [[Penis\|dicks]] on the splash page [[Just Because]] you can.		You can put 25,000 [[Penis\|dicks]] on the splash page [[Just Because]] you can.

	You can acquire the information of all the site's moderators, put it up on the [[internets]], [[Dox]]ing them just for [[Lulz\|Shits and Giggles]] so that people can find them [[~~IRl~~]] and send them a pre-paid meatball, extra cheese and green pepper topping pizza, destroying what would have been a decent pizza because no one likes green peppers.		You can acquire the information of all the site's moderators, put it up on the [[internets]], [[Dox]]ing them just for [[Lulz\|Shits and Giggles]] so that people can find them [[IRL]] and send them a pre-paid meatball, extra cheese and green pepper topping pizza, destroying what would have been a decent pizza because no one likes green peppers.

	After a week or so, you have to give some time after the first date, the anonymous internet sleuth can follow up by sending a nice bouquet to the moderator that has a [[love]]r's message saying that you know who the mod is and you, the slouth, are going to send all the posts that they've made on 4chan to their place of employment. Wait, what are we saying. Mods dont have real [[Job]]s. They're all [[NEET]]s. Every post they've made would have to be sent to their Mother just for the shock value.		After a week or so, you have to give some time after the first date, the anonymous internet sleuth can follow up by sending a nice bouquet to the moderator that has a [[love]]r's message saying that you know who the mod is and you, the slouth, are going to send all the posts that they've made on 4chan to their place of employment. Wait, what are we saying. Mods dont have real [[Job]]s. They're all [[NEET]]s. Every post they've made would have to be sent to their Mother just for the shock value.

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	This is for you - the lonely, friendless pale skinned [[Hacker\|Wannabe hacker]], forced to spend the hours of [[G2g i need sleep\|8pm to 6am]], alone and locked up, stewing away in the summer heat or winter's cold, alone with a [[Computer\|Lap Top]] as a [[friend]] that is your only source of entertainment and light. Every night, in your [[Prison\|8' by 6']] fruit cellar punishment for having a [[Penis]], you sit there, on your on your uphoseterly foam bed, hating [[Wimmins]] and slowly becoming a [[Serial Killers\|serial killer]] because [[Your Mom\|Your Step Mother]] is convinced that you'll [[Ræp]] her daughters if she let's you sleep upstairs, because she can and [[Just Because]] your dad died and there's no one left to defend you.		This is for you - the lonely, friendless pale skinned [[Hacker\|Wannabe hacker]], forced to spend the hours of [[G2g i need sleep\|8pm to 6am]], alone and locked up, stewing away in the summer heat or winter's cold, alone with a [[Computer\|Lap Top]] as a [[friend]] that is your only source of entertainment and light. Every night, in your [[Prison\|8' by 6']] fruit cellar punishment for having a [[Penis]], you sit there, on your on your uphoseterly foam bed, hating [[Wimmins]] and slowly becoming a [[Serial Killers\|serial killer]] because [[Your Mom\|Your Step Mother]] is convinced that you'll [[Ræp]] her daughters if she let's you sleep upstairs, because she can and [[Just Because]] your dad died and there's no one left to defend you.

	A ghostscrip is a software used to process PDFs and create thumbnails. Now, if you want an easy site to [[Hacker\|hack]], what you do is find a site that forget, just didn't give a [["Fuck"]] or just plain out ignored to update it for over [[Over 9000\|10]] years.		A ghostscrip is a software used to process PDFs and create thumbnails. Now, if you want an easy site to [[Hacker\|hack]], what you do is find a site that forget, just didn't give a "[[Fuck]]" or just plain out ignored to update it for over [[Over 9000\|10]] years.

	This is important because the software will have well known vulnerabilities that every [[1337]] hacker in a [[Kid\|Kindergarten]] classroom can exploit.		This is important because the software will have well known vulnerabilities that every [[1337]] hacker in a [[Kid\|Kindergarten]] classroom can exploit.

	All you need to do is go to the [[internets]], do a little research on the software that the site is using ~~an d~~ find all the vulnerabilities that you want to exploit.		All you need to do is go to the [[internets]], do a little research on the software that the site is using and find all the vulnerabilities that you want to exploit.

	* 2: In the case of [[4chan]], your exploit will be to use the fact that they have an improper file verification that fails to recognize if any uploaded file is an actual PDF.		* 2: In the case of [[4chan]], your exploit will be to use the fact that they have an improper file verification that fails to recognize if any uploaded file is an actual PDF.

	For you, this is the [[Surprise Sex]] that you'll have to resort to to have a kid, or [[sex]] for the first time ~~and hopefully~~ it will be in a state that doesn't allow abortion or ~~getting~~ yourself a devout Catholic girl, ~~in that dirty alley~~ that ~~you dragged her in and~~ will go to [[Hell]] if she even ''Thinks'' of having the baby [[Abortion\|sucked out]].		For you, this is the [[Surprise Sex]] that you'll have to resort to to have a kid, or [[sex]] for the first time. Hopefully, for you, it will be in a state that doesn't allow abortion or you'll get yourself a devout Catholic girl, and has been taught that she will go to [[Hell]] if she even ''Thinks'' of having the baby [[Abortion\|sucked out]].

	What you want to do is to exploit this flaw by uploading a [[Evil\|malicious PostScript file]] you disguised as a PDF on one of the boards that permit this file type.		What you want to do is to exploit this flaw by uploading a [[Evil\|malicious PostScript file]] you disguised as a PDF on one of the boards that permit this file type.

	Most likely, this would have to have been their [[Loli]] sex board because they pretty much have no moderators there and let the users ~~decided~~ what should stay up or be taken down because [[4chan]] wants to keep the [[Horny\|natives]] happy so that they'll keep donating those sweet, sweet [[Bitcoin]]s that help cover their server costs and buy them their overpriced [[weed]] at their state's [[Marijuana]] dispensary.		Most likely, this would have to have been their [[Loli]] sex board because they pretty much have no moderators there and let the users decide what should stay up or be taken down because [[4chan]] wants to keep the [[Horny\|natives]] happy so that they'll keep donating those sweet, sweet [[Bitcoin]]s that help cover their server costs and buy them their overpriced [[weed]] at their state's [[Marijuana]] dispensary.

	* 3: This is [[The Money Shot]] kiddies. Hopefully, your hack gave you [[Administrator\|administrative powers]] through a process that is [[TL;DR]] and you ~~manifested~~ into [[God]] and ~~have~~ complete control over the [[Website\|Site's]] code.		* 3: This is [[The Money Shot]] kiddies. Hopefully, your hack gave you [[Administrator\|administrative powers]] through a process that is [[TL;DR]] and manifested you into [[God]] and gave you complete control over the [[Website\|Site's]] code.

	Think of yourself as Neo in, [[The Matrix]]. You have the power to rewrite the [[Earth\|World]] through a process that is only limited by your imagination.		Think of yourself as Neo in, [[The Matrix]]. You have the power to rewrite the [[Earth\|World]] through a process that is only limited by your imagination.
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	You can acquire the information of all the site's moderators, put it up on the [[internets]], [[Dox]]ing them just for [[Lulz\|Shits and Giggles]] so that people can find them [[IRl]] and send them a pre-paid meatball, extra cheese and green pepper topping pizza, destroying what would have been a decent pizza because no one likes green peppers.		You can acquire the information of all the site's moderators, put it up on the [[internets]], [[Dox]]ing them just for [[Lulz\|Shits and Giggles]] so that people can find them [[IRl]] and send them a pre-paid meatball, extra cheese and green pepper topping pizza, destroying what would have been a decent pizza because no one likes green peppers.

	After a week or so, you have to give some time after the first date, the anonymous internet sleuth can follow up by sending a nice bouquet to the moderator that has a [[love]]r's message saying that you know who the mod is and you, the slouth, are going to send all the posts that they've made on ~~4 chan~~ to their place of employment. Wait, what are we saying. Mods dont have real [[Job]]s. They're all [[NEET]]s. Every post they've made would have to be sent to their Mother just for the shock value.		After a week or so, you have to give some time after the first date, the anonymous internet sleuth can follow up by sending a nice bouquet to the moderator that has a [[love]]r's message saying that you know who the mod is and you, the slouth, are going to send all the posts that they've made on 4chan to their place of employment. Wait, what are we saying. Mods dont have real [[Job]]s. They're all [[NEET]]s. Every post they've made would have to be sent to their Mother just for the shock value.

	For the [[Lulz]], you can erase all of the site's [[Data]] and put a pretty pic on the main page showing the world that that site has been hacked and if your [[Balls]] are big enough, you can add a signature letting the world know who did the hacking.		For the [[Lulz]], you can erase all of the site's [[Data]] and put a pretty pic on the main page showing the world that that site has been hacked and, if your [[Balls]] are big enough, you can add a signature letting the world know who did the hacking.

	Finally, you can go the boring but classic path and take the site completely of the web so users only get an error message when they try to access it.		Finally, you can go the boring but classic path and take the site completely of the web so users only get an error message when they try to access it.