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[[Image:Yoon Suk Yeol peace sign.jpg|250px|thumb|right|And I'm Jessica the Coolest. [[war|Peace y'all]]!]]
{{quote|The governance has been paralyzed and the people’s sighs are growing. This is an obvious trampling of the constitutional order of the free Republic of Korea, and an obvious anti-state action of disturbing the rightful constitutional and legal national institutions that amounts to insurrection.|Yoon claiming the Democratic party is leading an insurrection, [[Hypocrite |literally seconds before attempting to lead an insurrection]]}}

If you thought [[South Korea|Samsung Land]] was a pretty little utopia full of hot [[chicks]], then you'd be wrong, because '''a)''' [[Azn]] chicks are hideous, and because '''b)''' [[South Korea|Samsung Land]] is, like every other country in the Far East, a [[Shit|landfill]]. For evidence backing up these [[Truth|OBSCENE]] claims, look no further than '''Yoon Suk Yeol'''; a [[sick fuck|clown]] [[Azn|Zipperhead]] who served as the [[serious business|President]] of South Korea from 2022 to 2025. He is walking proof that [[Gooks]] cannot be trusted with political power.

== What Happened == 
[[File:Yoon Suk Yeol declaring emergency martial law.mp4|thumb|Yoon [[drama|risking the death penalty over low approval ratings]] in just six minutes]]
Yong Suk Dick Yeol, like all Far Eastern politicians, has an inhumane obsession with controlling the masses due to his own insecurities over either his miniscule Azn [[Penis|pseudo-cock]] or over just being a [[Koreans|Koreaboo]]. On December 3, 2024, Yoon appeared to have gotten [[bored]] and decided that because he had [[Retarded|low approval ratings]] and his wife was being investigated for [[Poor people|tax evasion]], it would be a good idea to [[Serious fucking business|attempt to dictate his country by declaring martial law]]. This life-threatening decision would be [[lulz|reversed]] by the [[An hero|National Assembly]] just six hours later; one of the most top-kek '''epic fails''' in history. Later he made a [[TL;DR]] speech to the press saying that he [[Good guy Greg|meant no harm]] in order to try and mask his acute [[butthurt]] over taking the largest L in recent Azn politics. Yoon was then [[lmao|impeached]] and now he's currently facing either [[jail|life imprisonment]] or the [[death penalty]]. The prime minister Han Duck-soo would be elected as acting president but would also get [[bruh|impeached only two weeks later for refusing to cooperate with the Constitutional Court]]. Oh, and the defense minister Kim Yong-hyun would [[coward|attempt suicide]] with his clothing in an attempt to avoid consequences. Did Yoon kill himself? HELL NO! He had the [[Courage Wolf|balls]] to turn himself in a few weeks later.

During a court hearing, his remaining [[Retarded|supporters]] proceeded to raid the courtroom like that was gonna do them any good. On March 8th, prosecutors decided to release him for some fucking reason so he [[weirdo|went around parading in the streets]]. Han Duck-soo was put back in office but would get barred from travelling [[America|overseas]] two months later after being named a suspect in the martial law declaration.

Thankfully Yoon was removed from office on April 4th, and [[Leftard|Democratic party]] leader Lee Jae-myung{{Communist}} [[democracy|would be elected as the new president]].

'''Koreans are <u>the</u> reason you can't have nice things anymore. Blame <u>them</u>.

[[File:Koreanlefttardlandwhale.png|thumb|[[Fatass|Typical appearance of]] the Korean [[leftard]] at an impeachment protest.]]

==His best buddies==
===Kim Yong-hyun===
[[File:Kim Yong-hyun.png|thumb|150px|Kim Yong-hyun BEFORE his arrest]]
[[File:Kim Yong-hyun after his arrest.jpg|thumb|150px|Kim Yong-hyun AFTER his arrest. Either his hair dye was cheap AF or he's genuinely that terrified of potentially getting sentenced to death. [[Probably |Perhaps both.]]]]
Ever wondered what a cheap knockoff version of [[Best Korea|Kim Jong Un]] would be like? Well you're about to find out. Kim Yong-hyun has been Yoon's [[BFF|best buddy]] since [[high school]]. After high school, he joined the military because he became inspired to become a dictator after reading [[Hitler|Hitler's]] autobiography ''[[Mein Kampf]]''. '''[https://m.ytn.co.kr/news_view.php?s_mcd=0134&key=202412091603446754&pos= No we're not kidding.]''' Kim also reportedly idolized Chun Doo-hwan, the Azn who dictated the entire nation during the 1980's. In 2017, Kim retired but stepped out of retirement in 2022 [[Cock sucker|to work for Yoon after he was elected as president]]. In 2022, since they both attended the same high school together, the two thought it would be a cool idea to secretly create a faction within the military and government full of powerful people that graduated said high school. '''This would have lasting consequences.''' In 2024, Yoon nominated Kim as the country's Minister of National Defense, a position that would have given him full control of the military if he abused it. [[Nice guy|Oppositions]] thought it was a bad idea [[Lulz|but confirmed him anyway]].

On that fateful night on December 3, 2024, Kim told Yoon that tonight was the best night for dictatorship. After Yoon did the deed, Kim mobilized the military with help from said faction in an attempt to overthrow the National Assembly. He [[Sucks|sucked]] at doing so however, which led to the National Assembly lifting the martial law, making Kim's 40+ years of military experience pointless as his lifelong dream of becoming a dictator only lasted 6 hours. After the attempted coup was lifted, Kim immediately resigned from his position and attempted to flee the country, but was travel barred and arrested before he could. He [[Kill Yourself|attempted suicide]] two days later in the prison's bathroom but failed because [[Retard|a guard walked in out of suspicion]]. If found guilty, he could face the [[death penalty]].

===Lee Sang-min===
[[File:Lee Sang-min.jpg|thumb|100px|Now that's what I call a shit-eating grin.]]
Lee Sang-min is a [[lawyer]] who Yoon nominated as Minister of the Interior and Safety in 2022. Yoon didn't even know Lee in high school, as Lee graduated the same high school years after Yoon did, but Yoon appointed him anyway. Lee held an executive meeting during the attempted dictatorship, which led to him resigning to avoid a potential investigation. However [[Bruh |it didn't work]] as Lee had to testify in court three months later.

==Lulz Gallery==
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File:Yoon Suk Yeol on phone.jpg|"Hello? Is this Han Duck-soo? I need you to pardon me."
File:Its Yoonover.png|It's Yoonover
File:9tx55s.jpg|Do I even need to say it?
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==See Also==
*[[I did it for the lulz]]

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|2024_South_Korean_martial_law_crisis|TOW coverage}}

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