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'''Wii60''' is an online club for [[autistic]] [[furries]]. Originally started as a community of [[Microsoft]] and [[Nintendo]] [[Fanboy|fantards]], they differed from the rest for the simple reason that they take the [[Console Wars]] so [[Serious business|seriously]] that they have gotten to the level of bashing any possible detail about the PLAYSTATION 3 that they hear. As per usual with console fanboys, they try to delete or modify anything from articles which is detrimental to their "cause". (see [[Sony Defense Force]])

==The Web Site==

The Wii60 homepage consists of a bunch of badly [[photoshop]]ped images, featuring themes ranging from Ridge Racers to $599 US Dollars Photoshops. There is also a video of some Sony guy announcing the price, which is well worth it if you ask anyone who didn't wait to buy it for [[at least 100]] bucks less on eBay from desperate [[basement dweller|console snipers]] who camped out for eighty days because they thought they would be millionaires.

==The Beginning==
In the Beginning, there was a site called Wii60 where [[13 year old boys|immature console-centric fanboys]] made photoshops bashing Sony all day because their parents were too poor to buy them a PS3 and had to buy them Spectrums from Oxfam, Wii60 then formed a site called [http://www.thisiswaiting.com This is Waiting], which was filled with EVEN MORE pictures mocking the Playstation 3. 

And it was then that the [[Sony Defense Force]] site was discovered, by none other than the Wii60 administrator himself. And so began an idiotic little spamfest that wasted their time because it only takes like 2 seconds to delete a thread, until all the unjustly banned members of Wii60 showed up and became moderators, meaning that Sony Defense Force was essentially formed by Wii60 sucking ass so much that all the good people left.

==The Community==
The Wii60 forum is the number one reason on the list of why the [[Internets]] sucks, for it is here that a cesspool of [[fucktard]]edry like none other has arisen. Basically, you will find two types of members on the forum: The Microsoft fantard, who [[masturbate]]s to Peter Moore's speeches on a daily basis but "likes" Nintendo because his sister Stacey Ann plays Animal Crossing while masturbating, and the occasional [[Prophet Mohammed|prophet]], who comes in to remind everyone that they're a bunch of [[faggot]]s who will never get laid and their idea of a perfect woman is Samus Aran having a virtual enema. 

Typical discussions range from how God-like Xbox 360 and how "um... kinda good" Nintendo Wii is to how shitty [[Playstation 3]]'s are, despite the fact to an average person they're all kind of shit anyway and the latter isn't even out yet. 

The moderators are a bunch of [[Nazi]] douchebags who suffer from unprecedented levels of [[unwarranted self-importance]]. If you say anything positive about [[Sony]], you are banned. Why they care so much about an entertainment system (again, see [[Sony Defense Force]]) is beyond anyone's comprehension, however, it does make you think of how an iPod versus. versus. [[Paris Hilton]] battle for the world would play out, if everyone who owned a portable MP3 player or Paris Hilton was a complete fucktard with no life. Well, maybe Rick Solomon and [[Nicole Richie]]. 

Of course, once ''Metroid Prime: Tampon Edition'' (For Girls) and ''Halo 3'' (now with TRIPLE-WIELDING) come out and some idiot proclaims one is "BETTAR!!1" they will inevitably split and hate each other as usual, giving way to Sony's usual anime shitfest of ''Final Fantasy IIIXIXIXIXIXIXIXVIVI'' which every [[Japanese]] and [[Weeaboo]] person will buy. What's even more hilarious and lulz-worthy is the fact they think 1,600 people can stop millions of people buying Sony shit via a shitty internet site. Let's just say it's not exactly [[Nazi]]-esque on the scale of propaganda.

Seriously, if MS fanboys had a friggin BRAIN IN THEIR HEAD, they'd want the PS3 and Wii both to fail.

==Quotes==
{{Quote|I am, at this very moment, as gitty as a prepubescents 7th grader inside of a high school girls locker room.| 'Mike'}}* Notice the [[fail|cascading failure]] of this statement. Yes, he is [[An_Hero|an fag]] for saying something so [[fucktard]]ed, but he also [[Grammar_Nazi|can't spell "giddy"]],or understand the difference between a singular or a plural and doesn't understand that a prepubescent boy would still think girls are icky, and should've hit puberty by SEVENTH GRADE ANYWAY YOU DUMB FUCK!

==Notable Members==

===Razoric===
Razoric created the site, he also created Gameklip, a site similar to [[YouTube]] but with less features. Also created the [[Sony Defense Force]] and makes Mario sprite comics on [[Newgrounds]].

===Big Lou===
Big Lou is an arrogant asshole who was only admined because of his constantly delayed podcast which sucked to begin with. His finger is constantly on the ban button and he allows a creepy little stalker to be on the forums.

===Drew===
Drew SAID he was 19 years old and that he works for Microsoft, and a lot of people believed him...until ElementalTemple was discovered and completely trashed his lies. But of course, the Wii60 staff is so up each other's ass that they don't care that he deceived 1,600 people.

===cue kalamos===
A dyslexic little stalker from Howell, Michigan who's creepy antics caused almost all of the well known regulars and some of the mods to get themselves IP Banned because of this fucking idiot. http://myspace-400.vo.llnwd.net/01228/00/42/1228482400_l.jpg -> See how gay he looks?

===jsaydm===
Not much to say about this asshole, believed that the mods shouldn't be involved in the community and supported the idea of allowing the little stalker cue kalamos onto the forums.

===Mexican_Pirate
Possibly the most worthless member of any site on the Internet. Always says stupid shit that nobody cares about. Any other member on any other site would be banned for being as pointless as this asshole.

===Nickholas78===
Nothing more than a [[faggot]] [[furry]] who faps to [[dragons]] and will never, ever get a girl.
Thinks the PC is superior to all, and he also faps to dragons. Has constant fantasies about [[Midna]], and did I mention he faps to dragons?

===Ace 747===
A [[Sonic]] [[fanboy]] pedophile [[weeaboo]] from Sweedishland who has watched [[over 9000]] [[anime]]s and faps to [[furry]] [[guro]] [[lolis]]. Tried to become [[an hero]], but just became even more of an [[epic]] [[failure]].

===SpongebobCOTKK===
Even worse than Cue Camalos, this 8 year old [[retard]] is the ass of Wii60. Constantly makes [[fail]] jokes and complains about how Nickholas78 does not like ''Shrek''. Has "left" the forum about 16 times, and he thinks [[vagina]]s are nasty.

See also: [[13-year-old boy]]

===Wraith===
The resident emo kid whose attempts at explaining the true definition of emo only caused other members to berate him with derogatory remarks more frequently. He is loved and scolded at the most by cue kalamos. 

See: [[emo]], [[an hero]], purplecoyote.

===Kotzu===
Some dumbshit fuckface whose life consists of furiously masturbating to [[The_Dark_Knight|shitty movies]] and sucking [[Richard Dawkins]]'s cock. Was an overall worthless member who contributed nothing to the site until he was modded, presumably after giving the admin [[buttsex]]. Even as a [[moderator]] he never does anything and just lets all the other mods do his work while he orgasms to black person's [[bullshit]] speeches.

===Balls===

See: [[God]]

==External Links==
[http://www.Wii60.com Wii60 Homepage]- Dead, apparently bought by some shitty app-making company named [[Basement dweller|Razoric]].<br>
[http://www.Wii60.com/forum Wii60 Forum]- Same as above.<br>
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