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At least 45 people, most of them Vodou priests, have been lynched in Haiti since the beginning of the cholera epidemic by angry mobs blaming them for the spread of the disease|CNN}}

[[Image:Voodoo01.jpg|thumb|right|A fine upstanding African lady anticipating the honor of a ceremonial voodoo rape.]]

'''Voodoo''' is the national religion of [[Africa]] and is practiced by [[Negroes]] there who are not [[Christian]]s or [[Muslim]]s. Anyone who says otherwise is probably majoring in some [[gay]] shit like African studies and is a [[jew|multiculturalist]]. If they are not [[black]], you can safely bet that they are an [[Arab]] or a [[Wigger]]. 

==Origins of Voodoo==
Many niggers actually believe that voodoo is a uniquely African invention.  Actually the concept of voodoo was invented by the creators of [[Monkey Island]], and the voodoo lady in that game was so popular that [http://yorubapriestess.tripod.com/ this crazy] decided to [[LARP]] as her [[Insane Clown Posse|4 lyfe]]. After this a bunch of niggers thought it would be cool to claim voodoo as their own, so they planted a bunch of evidence across numerous countries to support their lies, much as [[Satan]] did with the [[evolution|fossil record]].

How it happened was that one day a big fat lazy nigger fell asleep when he should have been doing chores. His big fat negress wife got her pots and pans and jumped around screeching at the top of her voice until her mate was finally woken up. Since it was nothing short of miraculous to get a nigger doing work when he wanted to sleep, the negress's achievement passed into legend. And so it is that to this very day, negroes believe that they can wake [[Zombies|the dead]] if they dance around making an enormous noise and [[Bix nood|talking crazy.]]

==Voodoo Practices==
Voodoo practice centers around excessive [[drug]] use, stabbing [http://community.livejournal.com/voodoo_puppets/696.html#cutid1 crudely constructed dolls], worthless "spiritual" shiny objects which niggers, much like magpies, tend to collect, and [[rape]]. [[Niggers]] who follow Voodoo often have the intelligence quotient of an ape. The aim of voodoo is to [[pwn]] your enemies (in other words practically everyone), impress/contact dead ancestors (generally because you never got a chance to tell daddy you loved him and have been [[cutting]] over it ever since) and facilitate rape. 

Needless to say, voodoo does absolutely jackshit and has not been very popular outside of Africa, [[Haiti]] and [[New Orleans]]. Followers are known to be [[lie|peaceful]] people who dont believe in superstition. Fans of it [[OTI]] can be found at {{ljcomm|vooudou}} and [http://www.voodooshop.com/ here].


==Types of Voodoo==
* [[Nigger|Haitian Voodoo]] 
* [[New_Orleans|Louisiana Voodoo]]
* [[Africa|West African Voodoon]]

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