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'''Vinesauce''' is a cliché livestream group consisting of "[[No|unique]]" humor, popularized by a [[batshit crazy]] fanbase consisting of [[13-year-old boys]] and [[16-year-old girls]] while it started as a typical stream site that [[nobody cares]] about until bringing in a bunch of buttbuddies that did what every "[[Let's Play]]er" has done - sucking all of the [[Jewtube]] [[cocks]] for fame. 

They use jokes that are [[Plagiarized|original]] and [[Unfunny|funny]] to make it in the streaming community (just like literally every other unfunny live streamer has ever done), and the [[Faggots|fans]] take it to heart when they don't know that they are watching another copycat gamer channel, that is copying another game channel [[No|that could be ten times funnier than their unfunny asses]].

== History ==

It all started when a group of [[Lulz|drunken mates]] decided that spreading [[AIDS]] wasn't enough and decided to play some [[Mario]] Party while they noticed what appeared to be "[[Shit|a vine coming out of an ass]]". Thus, on February 20, 2010, Vinesauce was born.

On April 2, 2010, an [[unfunny]] Jewtube video spawned from the [[interbutts]] of the web depicting two people attempting to recreate the awful webcomic known as "Douk Nouk Kem" .
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== Content ==
=== Full Streams ===
While most streams typically start out with the host talking about [[shit nobody cares about]], they are either filled with [[lulz]] or [[anti-lulz]]. Other than that it could be about Vinny showing how rich and kewl he is with his [[cancer|vidya gaems]], Joel <s>totally faking PewDiePie</s>being a tard, Rev licking his body pillows and other shit streams nobody knows in their godawful websites.
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=== Vinebooru ===
[[File:So normal twitch chat.jpeg|thumbnail|What goes on everyday]]
[[File:VinebooruBannedMe.png| thumbnail|The Absolute State of the Vinebooru]] [[File:KellyCum.png | thumbnail|Where it is Heading]]
Almost every stream ends with commentary of fans and their [[DA]]-like content as if [[you]] were reading a bad [[fanfic]]. These people will literally shit out fanart of pointless games that this fuck will play. Joel's is even worse.
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== Controversy ==
Vinny,finally with the attention from hipsters he desired,moved to next step of his Multimedia Empire: Scoring some Pussy. However,as his fans were either A. Wapanese or B. Furfags,the only chicks that digged him were mentally ill underaged sociopaths with little regard for dignity. Little did our hero Vincent know,this would come to bite him in the ass. 10 years later,the Schizophrenic one night stands grouped together into a cabal in order to <s>Divorce Rape</s> Cancel Vinny. However,literally everyone else saw through their shitty attempts at a cancellation and rightfully called them out on the spaztastic failure.
'''MORAL OF THE STORY:BUY A POCKET PUSSY AND DON’T BASE YOUR CAREER AROUND INTERNET DEGENERATES'''
== Memes ==
=== [[Bonzi Buddy]] ===
Even though an ancient meme, Bonzi Buddy [https://youtube.com/watch?v=RIdEp2dWwGU shows up every now and then] to annoy the fuck out of everyone due to the autistic fanbase.

=== GRAND DAD ===
[[ALL CAPS|AN ABOMINATION OF MANKIND SO POWERFUL THAT HE WILL]] [[Lie|FUCK YOUR SHIT UP]].
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==<s>THE CREME DE LA CREME, MOST FUNNIEST,</s> CANCER OF VINESAUCE==
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== Streamers ==
[[File:vinesauce_w2kstream.jpg|thumbnail|Trying too hard]]
=== [[Jesus|Vinny]] (Vinesauce) ===
A sellout "artist" from [[New York]] who finds himself funny while ripping off the jokes from [[Retsupurae|Cr1tikal]], a faggot that somehow could be more funny by just shouting the word "[[TITS]]". His sense of "humor" includes yelling words loudly over a terrible video game and pretending glitches are funny so retard kids give him jewtube money. When he's not trying to force memes or begging female fans for nudes, he's posting his shitty coma-inducing music fucking everywhere.

=== [[Dumbass|Joel]] (Vargskeletor) ===
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Vinny's main [[butt buddy]] and the primary reason why people watch [[Shit|Vinesauce]]. A lot of Vinesauce's unfunny and forced memes came from this guy, Sits on his ass all day while spamming [[Twitch]] and talking about his undesirable love for [[metal]], Bonzi Buddy, [[Animu|"Manime"]] and Grand Dad. Joel continues to be unfunny while talking in a silly accent much to the delight of aspergered children everywhere. Much like [[Pewdiepie]], both of them live in [[Sweden]]. '''The most cancerous of the group.'''

[[File:Tumblr msvlytyPVg1suclg3o1400.gif|thumbnail|Vinesauce is a Quality Stream]]

=== [[Pussy|Rev]] (Revscarecrow) ===
A [[texan]] closet [[weeaboo]] that mainly plays [[animu]] games and tries to be [[politically correct]] to his fanbase while [[fapping]] to [[hentai]] all day. Nowhere near as popular as Vinny or Joel.

=== [[Fat|Jen]] (MentalJen) ===

An extra add-on for fap material by [[Coomers|fans]]. Jen is just a clone of Rev except one thing was altered; to grab more attention Vinny decided to put bewbs on his chest and a vaggy on his stick. When the [[Guido|Italian]] nobody was first starting out to be unnoticed and unfunny he was first noticed by that tranny so in order to join "it" had to suck the tool of him, better than all of his low viewers.

=== [[KY]] (LiveByFoma) ===
An [[internet tough guy]] with a name more exploitable than a [[sex]] joke. He is rarely seen because he is busy serving his godfather and fap over Jen. 

=== [[Bitch|Imakuni]] ===
[[File:DykeUgly.jpeg|thumbnail|You're trying WAY too hard]]
Jen's whale dyke girlfriend that tries to score with Vinny but fails miserably so everyday so she acts like a complete retard and never streams unless her tranny girl is there to powder and rub her sloppy wrinkled asscheeks.
[[File:58CF78D5-75D6-4E73-9146-985A52BD1AED.png|thumbnail|Separated at birth?]]

=== Other streamers ===
* Dire: A miserable Jew-swine that needs to die.
* Feargingers: Some cunt no one gives a fuck about.
* Fredsauce: An unfunny asshole that mooches off of Vinny's popularity.
* <s>GPM: A ginger with no soul.</s> GeePM was suspended from Vinesauce for 1 year due to begging for money like a [[Jew]].
* Hootey: Who the fuck cares?
* IWantAPotato: Unfunny #5
* Limealicious: Another unfunny dyke that also wants to lick Jen's clit. 
* Study-Guy: Some douche nobody knows.
*And other people that nobody cares about

==Vinny (almost) got cancelled==
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One day some retards on [[twitter]] decided to form a coalition to take down Vinesauce Vinny, you see this could have had some weight to it '''BUT''' they decided to pick the worst day possible to launch this attack on his [[Job|character]]. No one knows why they chose [[April Fools' Day]] to do this. They faked some e-mails with inspect element and shabbily cobbled together some audio clips that everyone could tell was fake. Then, released their [[Fake_news|proof]] to the unwashed twitter masses. Given how rabid every e-celebs core fanbase is it didn't take long for his fans on twitter to start calling bullshit and investigating who was behind these [[jews|posts]]. GeePM was apparently in on it to get revenge on him getting ousted for previous trickery as well as other social media bottom feeders trying to get clout and rise in the ranks. Vinny is now taking a break, to get this situated and is apparently getting a lawyer. Only time will tell how this all turns out.
[[nerd|Mandalore]] gaming decided to blindly support the allegations only to immediately retract his statements after losing hundreds of patreon subscribers and [[youtube]] subs. <br>
[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1f38JScuT6yvd_ByjUyDDQ5RH2vteaWmm1A7oJfegHmU/edit| Original Google doc of the allegations]

==Gallery==

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File:Fappabletomodachi.jpeg|*fap* *fap*
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== External links ==
* {{yt|Vinesauce|Main Channel}}
* [http://vinesauce.com Main Website]
* [http://s44.photobucket.com/user/freegmeeg/library/DOUK%20NOUK%20KEM?sort=3&page=1 The Webcomic]
* [http://vinesauce.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list Vinebooru]
*<s>[http://facebook.com/Joel.johansson.3781/photos  JOELS FACEBOOKZ U GAIS TTYL NOT LYING!!!!!!11111!!1!1 GO COCKSPAM HIS FB TODAY!!!11]</s> BALEET'D 

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