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:''For my previous account, see [[User:Number9999999|Number9999999]]''
<center><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS"><big><big><big>'''#ThrewMyComputerInAPondBcIGotLaughedAtOnTheInternets'''</big></big></big></span></center><br>
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{{Banned|fucking mud}}
{{Faggot}}
{{Retard|i love sticking my cock in mud}}
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| <font style="color:#000000; font-weight: bold;"><b>Ever wondered who was behind all those shitty [[mass shooter]] articles?</b>
<big>'''Mudfucker is a product of obsessing over dead losers.'''</big>
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{{Notice|If anybody has the video of him cutting his arm, post it on his page please}}
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{{Rainbow|COUSCOUS OWNS ME}}
{{Spoiler|I'm a gook and will never be Aryan no matter how hard I LARP}}
{{Spoilers|I CUT MYSELF BECAUSE PEOPLE MADE FUN OF MY MUD FETISH}}
{{Spoilers|I GOT SENT TO A PSYCH WARD BECAUSE COUSCOUS LAUGHED AT ME}}
{{Spoilers|I DOXED MYSELF TO GIRLONINTERNET TO GET UNBANNED FROM THE DISCORD SERVER}}
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[[File:wellwellwellmud.png|600px|center|thumb|Well, well, well...]]

{{Quote|Currently in the process of doxing Couscous|Bio of one of my Discord alts}}

'''I''' am a mudfucking gook, how u do?
*{{Age|2009|9|22}}
*[[Catholic|mudlover]]
*Homeschooled lol
*Self admitted autism
*[[Amerimutt|Mudainese]]
*Mud nut
*Mudhead
*<s>Coined the term "[[Tarrantula]]" to refer to [[Brenton]]'s retarded fans</s> No you didn't retard.
*Started a page format for mudlovers like me
Won't be very active because I'm banned, and even if I wasn't, I'm too busy fucking mud lol.

Will eventually lock the fuck in and make a [[mud]] article that's not a redirect

Cous finished my [[King Von]] article thx bb <3

==Story of Sodium==
I was groomed by Discord trannies into fapping to mud. No, srsly.

After this was found out about the ED Discord server i sperged the fuck out and made it my life mission to kill couscous or some shit.

i used to have a commentary youtube channel, but after it was found by ED I DFE.

Im very obsessed with ED's own [[AlGore]], constantly talking about him to the point I tried to make a holiday for it in the Discord. Unsurprisingly, nobody wanted to play with me : (

I had a reddit account where i would attention whore on r/suicidewatch, bawwing about how bad i want to kill myself.

==How to troll me==

I get very angy when people mock me for my mudfetish, even though i proudly talked about it nonstop UwU. Calling me Mudfucker will make me very very very mad, so don't you dare do it!

Couscous, Denard B Walker, and GirlOnInternet are big bad bullies and they hurt my feelings.

I told Cous if he ever made me an article i would kill myself so let's see where this brings me

==What Sodium likes==
*[[Lolziecow69]] - was begging to talk to
*Mud
*Couscous - don't tell him tho
*[[AlGore]] - Will never be my senpai
*Mud
*More mud
*Mudkips
*Mud

==Known Aliases==
*Sodium
*Sodumb and Gomoron
*[[John Earnest|John Furnest]]
*Antbrap
*Wolfking
*[[Yakub]] - Will never be him either. I did this LARP because I got a massive boner upon seeing a big-headed mud man.
*Caseohimpersonator
*Number9999999

== EDD Arc 1 == 
I made a very shitty article about [[wikipedia:Disappearance of Asha Degree|some random missing girl]], thinking it would get the same attention as someone like [[Mitchell Henderson]]. This, of course, did not happen, and I was gulaged to be mocked by more refined EDiots.

{{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:sodiumdeflect.png|I tried to steer the conversation to be about [[AlGore]] LOL.
File:tbytellsithowitis.png|He's right you know.
File:articlesodiumlol.png|"She was a pedophile"? How can a kid be a pedophile?
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File:lulziezlolz.png|She's right you know.
File:GOItrollssodium.png|#OwnedByGOI
File:couslololol.png|Cous being a meanie.
File:revealofsuibait.png|The screenshots shown were of me suicide baiting on Reddit.
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== EDD Arc 2 ==
After my first kick, I joined back on an alt and lurked to go un-noticed. This wasn't until the shooting by [[Robin Westman]] where I started to sperg in chat about muh religion.

Cous then brought up I have a mudfetish, and I was gulaged and given the now iconic nickname '''Mudfucker'''.

And then....the autism....it took control.....what you saw earlier....{{Colortext|#f00|'''THAT WASN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!'''}}

I then began to cry in chat about how I was groomed by Discord trannies into fucking mud and being into furfag shit. This only made them laugh at me more : (

Then I got kicked, and thinking this was a ban I DMd every fucking admin and even sent my ID with all my info in order to come back because, "I love ED and being a part of the community". Even tho I wasn't banned and the community I liked being a part of thinks I'm a massive tard.

But while I was gone I did some reflection...and I realized....THIS IS ALL COUSCOUS'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

== EDD Arc 3: Finale ==
[[File:gokuvfreeza.png|thumb|artist rendition of what mudfucker imagined this whole thing being.]]
After the pisscord was raped and was forced to rebuild. I came back to this server to announce I was hiring a dark web hitman to kill Couscous. This was because while I was gone, I was in a psychward because my fat mom didn't wanna deal with me tarding out. And the bill for my stay was in the thousands.

As expected, I was only bullied further because of this, and thus for attention or for them to feel bad, I sent a video of my arm with cuts, and saying, "[[LOL|keep calling me a mudfucker, cmon, keep doing it]]".

I was then b&.

But not before making alts to try to join back lol.

== Update ==
{{Rainbow|feelgoodinclaugh.mp3}}

[[File:cousvssodiumparttwo.png|300px|center|thumb|[[PARTY HARD]]]]

Better call saul and phoenix wright.

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== Contributions ==
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<th colspan="2" style="background:#abf;">Contributions</th>
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<th style="background:#abf;">Pages</th>
<td style="background:#eee;">[[.22 Long Rifle]] • [[Aco Martinović]] • [[Ali Koca]] • [[Arthur Achleitner]] * • [[Beijing Birthday Bash]] • [[Bondi Beach Unjewing]] * • [[Canidae family]] • [[Colin]] • [[Colin Ferguson]] • [[Colossal Biosciences]] • [[Fort Lauderdale airport shooting]] • [[Frazier Glenn Miller Jr.]] • [[Gökmen Tanis]] • [[Guy Edward Bartkus]] * • [[𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔤 ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱]] [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]] • [[King Von]] * • [[List of honorary Aryans]] * • [[Mosque Cuck]] • [[NAFO]] • [[Natalie Rupnow]] * • [[Nathaniel Veltman]] • [[Phoenix Ikner]] • [[Rickard Andersson]] * • [[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]] • [[Shiloh Hendrix]] • [[Sig Sauer]] • [[Tarrantulas]] [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]] * • [[USS Liberty]] • [[Wyatt (disambiguation)]] • [[Wyatt Tomlin]] [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]]
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<th style="background:#abf;">Loserinfo</th>
<td style="background:#eee;">[[Adam Purinton]] • [[Alen Rizvan Rizvanović]] • [[Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk]] • [[Avraham Ben Israel]] • [[Huu Can Tran]] • [[Lee Hung-yuan]]
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<th style="background:#abf;">Sub-sections</th>
<td style="background:#eee;">[[Faisal Hussain]] • [[Kočani nightclub fire]] • [[Taleb Al-Abdulmohsen]]

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<small>[[File:Ed high score gold medal.png]] = Featured Article<br>
<nowiki>*I created this article, but it was massively improved by other EDiots.</nowiki>
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== External Links == 
*{{discord|u|twigsomething14}} - Send me mud!
*{{Edfmember|yakub.3121|Yakub}} - EDF account, please remind me I like mud here so I don't forget.
**{{Edfmember|number999999.1333|Number999999}} - Previous EDF account

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