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[[Image:Sxiwildchild.jpg|thumb|If you [[fap]] to this then you are "[[evil]]"!]]
[[Image:Bridgend Roadsign.png|thumb|Croeso i Death]]

<big><center>"These websites are teaching our children how to [[self-pwn|self-kill]]" -[[old media|SWC, Welsh News Channel]]</center></big><br>
The first two months of the year 2008 were special for the small town of [[Wales]] in the country of Bridgend. Not only did they achieve the sexual delight of having at least ten sheep for every person, but their nation's youth developed a new trend; committing [[suicide]] because someone on [[Bebo]] told them to.

At least one hot chick self-pwned and there is much trolling to be had on Bebo as a result.

== Genesis ==
[[Image:Gallows lol.jpg|thumb|right|An emergency meeting of Bridgend council led to the decision to install gallows in the town.]]

The whole fad started in December 2006, when an alleged [[B|/b/tard]] started a Bebo group known as the   BSC (Bebo Suicide Club to its members). Soon after this, a few of the members self-pwned but none of this mattered as none of the [[An Hero]]es were hot. 

After six months of operation targeting [[retarded|Mentally unstable Welsh children]] the group was shut down by the [[mods]] of the Bebo website.

However, the [[B|/b/tard]] who founded this club had planted the seeds of suicide into their minds, deeper than [[AIDS]] in an [[African]] woman's [[cunt]]. The group offshot into several cells with a total member ship of [[at least 100|around 45]] [[emo]] and [[chav]] kids.

== Down to Business ==

Then as Christmas 2007 approached ever closer, the members of the BSC decided to embark on a LIFECHANGING mission of [[suicide|self-pwnage]]. The BSC members gradually hung and OD'ed themselves into oblivion and then, it happened;


== '''A HOT CHICK KILLED HERSELF''' - The [[Old Media|Media's]] Reaction ==

[[Image:SUNNEWSPAPER.jpg]]

Semi hot chick, Natasha Randall (she can randall me any time she likes, [[amirite]]?) joined the club by hanging herself, and this moment was personified most beautifully by the following comment;

<big>"Our bABeZ Tasha went Just LIke Jesus" -x-xx-x-sarah-x-xx-x, Bebo.com member</big><br>

However, this line was not good enough for the [[Old Media]] who instead equated Bebo membership to being a member of an "internet suicide death cult (Daily Mail)". Which, considering that Bebo.com is the website used by those people who are simply too [[Goatse|GoatseTarded]] to work MySpace, is an extremely pleasant theory.

An excellent place to troll is her memorial <s>[http://natasha-randall.gonetoosoon.co.uk/]</s> Beleted.

== The Hangers On ==
[[Image:DailymailDRAMTICAENYA.jpg]]

With self-pwnage being the new big thing in Bridgend, with all the [[cool]] kids doing it, the retarded kids joined in the fun a month after it was fashionable.

These two were cousins, Kelly Stephenson and Nathaniel Pritchard, who with their combinations of funny names and genetic unattractive Welshness, were totally [[asking for it]].

The last comment on Nathaniel Pritchard's Bebo was from his mannish girlfriend saying;

"''you lied to me twice!

''ur mum and mel gave u money so you can buy me summing
for valantines, but you spent it on yourself''


''that really hurt me ...
id rather just forget about you, coz i cant be arsed with you either''"

'''EPIC LULZ'''


These new An Heroes were so unattractive that they had no use as fapping material, except for [[12chan]], so the [[internets]] populous discovered a new use for the pairing; trolling their recently vacated Bebo.com accounts.

== The An Heroing Spreads to [[England]] ==

[[Image:CameronDM1502 228x342.jpg|thumb|left|Cameron McWilliams was signed to the [[Shota Cat]] fashion label.]]

Eleven-year-old [[CP]] model Cameron McWilliams decided to become [[an hero]] after talking about the Bridgend an heroes and a [[sex change]] to his mother. 

Some say he did it because his [[Xbox]] told him there were no more [[Mudkips]] left in the world. [[Some argue]] that he was just another [[batshit insane]] kid and wanted to be with his hero [[Chris Benoit]].

He has joined the an heroes in the sky, who gave their lives for our [[lulz]]. [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/15/nsuicide115.xml] [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2008/02/16/parents-of-cameron-mcwilliams-fear-he-hanged-himself-after-watching-suicide-reports-89520-20321240/]

== The Trolling ==
[[Image:Welshidiotsuicideda.jpg]]
[[Image:Welshbeboiddiots.jpg]]

== The Reaction ==
'''
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[[Image:Welshbebolulzeda.JPG]]
[[Image:Welshbridhendbebosuicideeda.jpg]]

{{quote|Hello, i am the uncle of the boy who stupidly and tragicaly ended his life. It has been a devistating blow to his family and my beloved brother and sister in law. I can not explain the emptiness and grief this has caused to us, and a ridiculously stupid comment from you is not, to say the least helpfull. If you are at all humain you will apologise, if not then please be a man and give me your address so i can call in to see you man to man|Jeff Pritchard, Uncle to one of the An Heroes}}

An Heroes are apparently related to [[Internet Tough Guy]]s.

{{quote|its a shame u dont live in wales coz i would find you and rip out your heart and make u eat it and then i would beat u till u die|A Welsh nationalist MP}}

{{quote|ur a heartless wanka 
go rot in hell|A Bebo.com member}}


{{quote|YOU FUCKING CUNTT!!!!! >:(
HOW DARE U WRITE THAT ON NATHANIELS PAGE!
HES AMAZING; YOU SICK TWISTED BASTARDS >:(
YOUR GONNA GET FUKING KILLED FOR THIS
WHO EVER IT IS >:(|One of Bebo.com's more cultured members}}


{{quote|"r.i.p sean rees i naw yuur name ant on here bhaa rest in pace babe yuu was by cosin i didnt even naw didnt even meet yuu babe bhaa everyone sed yuu wwas sound and titdy and tha babe xx
R.I.P will neva forget yuu babe xx
Have sum love sion xxxxxxxxxxx i miss yuu"|[http://www.bebo.com/sexyangeljade One of Bridgend's many] [[retarded|half-sheep]] [http://www.bebo.com/sexyangeljade residents]}}

== Blame to be placed on Funeral For A Friend? ==

According to [[Wikipedia]] the [[emo]] band Funeral For A Friend came from Bridgend. From their 2005 album Hours the band released a single called Roses For The Dead. The video shows an [[emo]] teenager making himself [[an hero]]. As the single was released a year before any of the current spate of suicides began, many believe Funeral For A Friend is to blame.

{| align="center" style="padding:0px;"
|<center><big>'''Funeral For A Friend - Roses For The Dead'''</big></center><br>
<center><youtube>zVG17cTHkEE</youtube></center>
<br>
|}

Another emo band from Bridgend, Bullet for My Valentine (moar liek FAILentine, am i rite? Their singer can't count.) may also be blamed for the an heroes. They have released a song about a friend becoming an hero.
For example:

{| align="center" style="padding:0px;"
|<center><big>'''Ten Years Today - Bullet For My Valentine + Lyrics'''</big></center><br>
<center><youtube>gAT7Bo8kN9c</youtube></center>
<br>
|}


==Comments from Butthurt Bridgenders==

This page often comes under attack from the webfooted populace of Bridgend, here are a selection of the comments left on this ED article:

{{quote|"This used to be a page where some sick idiot took the piss out of those who had commited suicide in bridgend. So I deleted it. That sick prick can rot in hell"|[[user:Bridgend22|Bridgend22]]}}



{{quote|"i am a fag. i like cock. i enjoy anal sex. i also enjoy insulting people through the internet. cos no one here knows me. i tried to do it in person, but i was too [[azn|yellow]]. i would show you [[poo|what im made of, but someone would have to clean it up after me]]."|[[user:Lora888|Lorra888]]}}

{{quote|"hi this website is being written by a sad computer geek who sits around, sweats, and masturbates over pictures of his sister. he also appears to enjoy other peoples suffering. i would sooooo love to see any dick who contributed to this website come to bridgend. Your a sad fuckin freak. Get a life and fuckin get a girlfriend or something mate. Or, if u cant, then why dont u go hang yourself from a tree? im sure the whole nation would rejoice at the death of a freak with the iq of a 9 year old, and the emotional range of a teaspoon your a twat i am a sicko paedophile i like to rape small children (well just fantasise about it) im a 40 year old virgin who lives with my mother cos im too stupid to work instead i jip people who have killed themselves! arent i hard?|[[user:Lora888|Lora888]] knows all about the users of [[Ebaums]]}}


{{quote|"FUCK YOU SCOTT TOWNSWELL OR WHOEVER YOU THINK YOU ARE! ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOUR OBVIOUSLY HITLERS NUMER ONE ASS LICKER GUESS WHAT DICK? HITLER WAS A JEW AND YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE. I NO FOR A FACT THAT YOU'ER SOME SAD LITTLE GEEK SITTING BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN TRYING TO MAKE BELIEVE THAT YOUR AVTUALLY SOMEONE IN THIS WORLD.| [[lolwut|lolwut?]]}}
When you live in a town with people like this, who could possibly be driven to suicide?

==Reasons to want to stay alive in Bridgend==
[[Image:Downtown julie brown.jpg|thumb|Bridgend-born celebrity DJ Downtown Julie Brown has put Bridgend on the map]]

* Bridgend's only nightclub, LavaIgnite [http://clubs.ukcn.com/clubs/DesktopDefault.aspx?tabindex=4&tabid=4391&poid=116]
* Local band Funeral for a Friend [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funeral_for_a_Friend]
* Bridgend Town Football Club [http://www.soccerway.com/teams/wales/bridgend-town-fc/]
* Bridgend Town Cricket Club [http://www.bridgend-town-cricket.co.uk/]
* The pedestrianization of Bridgend Town center [http://www.bridgend.gov.uk/Web1/groups/public/documents/projects_and_partnerships/001194.hcsp]
* Local Member of Parliament Madeleine Moon [http://www.madeleinemoonmp.com/]
* Tesco Bridgend [http://www.ukretailpark.com/south-wales/bridgend-tesco.htm]
* South Wales Police Museum, Bridgend [http://www.tlysau.org.uk/en/item10/34097]



==Gallery (downloaded from the Sun newspaper’s website)==

<center><gallery>
Image:Brudgend Jenna Parry 16.jpg
Image:Bridgend Zachery 17.jpg
Image:Bridgend Nathaniel Pritchard 16.jpg
Image:Bridgend Natasha 17.jpg
Image:Bridgend Luke 20.jpg 
Image:Bridgend Liam 20.jpg
Image:Bridgend Leigh 22.jpg
Image:Bridgend Kelly Stephenson 20.jpg
Image:Bridgend Jason 21.jpg
Image:Bridgend Gareth 27.jpg
Image:Bridgend Dale 18.jpg
Image:Bridgend Angie Fuller 18.jpg
</gallery></center>

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If you want to see yourself [[attention whore|featured in this Gallery]], then go to Bridgend and [[fail|hang yourself from a tree]]. Although there may be a problem surfing the [[Internet]] after you're [[dead]].

==In Summary==

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==See Also:==
*[[Bebo]]
*[[Cult]]
*[[Dying Alone]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR9uCMEn7T4&feature=related The original Welsh an hero]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[Wales]]
*[[Suicide Girls]]

==Bebos of An Heroes:==
*[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=2730604960 Nathaniel Pritchard]
*[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3854508723 Kelly Stephenson]
*[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=5850703400 Tribute page to all of the an heroes]
$10 says another one self pwns before the end of the month. any takers?
:I'll get in on that action!
::I'm in.

==Links:==
*[http://www.thesun.co.uk/discussions/posts/list/These_Sick_Suicide_Websites~46~-56161.page <s>The Sun newspaper reacts to ED</s>] Gone.

*[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=5850675601 <s>Group for Bridgend Lulz Trolls</s>] Canceled

*[http://www.bebo.com/ProfileComments.jsp?MemberId=5845132577 Bebo.com Profile Of Epic Bridgend Troll]

*[http://www.theapocalypsetimes.com/bloggin/2008/02/bridgend-suicides-and-red-dragon.html STOP PRESS It wuz Satan told them to An Hero]

*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/7291142.stm Police chief goes to Wales to become an hero?]
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