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[[Image:NiggerSwearing.gif|thumb|Unlike swearing on the [[Internets]], this kind of swearing could have some very real repercussions.]]
Swearing is an interesting [[Internets]] phenomenon and widely-used [[flame wars|flaming]] technique made possible by two main factors:
# [[Anonymous pussy|Anonymity]], and
# The fact that you [[backtraced|can't get beaten up]] over the Internets.

[[Swearing]] on the fucking Internets typically consists of assholes using as many taboo slang words (words such as [[fuck]], whorenunnery and [[Tourette's Guy|Bob Faget]]) in a single fucking sentence and then repeatedly [[Cuntpaste|cuntpasting]] that same shitty sentence over and over, hammering your cocksucking target into  submission. Best used in conjunction with other fucking techniques such as shitty [[grammar]], the [[big]] tag, and accidentally the MOTHERFUCKING [[capslock]] key. This is the principle that all fudge-packing [[Internet tough guys]] live by.

Faggots who love to ban swearing are cuntlicking fucktards, like the shitheads at the [[No Cussing Club]].

==Example==
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:''Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?''
:''A fucker in a uniform waitin to get shot,''
:''By me, or another motherfucking nigger''
:''and with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger''
:''Sidle him, kid, he's from the motherfucking old school, fucker''

:''And as you all know, motherfucking E's here to rule''
:''Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the fucking mirror''
:''And there's no fucking cue, yo, so I can hear a''
:''Dumb motherfucker with a gun''

:''And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be tha fucking one''
:''That I take out, and then get away''
:''And while I'm drivin off laughin''
:''This is what I'll fucking say''

:''Fuck the police, fuck, fuck''
:''Fuck the police, fuck, fuck''
:''Fuck the police, fuck, fuck''
:''Fuck the police, fuck, fuck''

:''The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,''
:''Whitebread, chickenshit motherfucker''
:''Wait, that's a lie. That's a motherfucking lie''
:''I want fucking justice! I want justice!''
:''Fuck you, you black motherfucker!''

-from NWA's "Fuck the Police"

==A List of Words Commonly Mistaken for Swear Words==
[[Image:Swear.jpg|thumb|When you're an important public figure, it's vital to know how to swear properly.]]
*[[Poop]]
*[[Butt]]
*[[Crap]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Penis]]
*[[Republican]]
*[[Liberal]]
*[[Pussy]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Cracker]]

==Swearing for [[Geek]]s==
Writers of popular [[science fiction]] sometimes make up their own special alien swear words, such as "frell," "frak," "gorram," or "shock," with the idea that they're being very clever because the cockbiting aliens and assfucking future humans would use different swear words from those used by we earthlings. In fact the writers, being total [[basement dwellers]], are simply too uncool to swear properly. Of course, the consequence of the fake swearing on [[television]] leads to [[fan]] [[geek]]s copying the fake swears into their [[lame]] [[fan fiction]], and even their everyday speech. How fricking fracked is that? Not very.

== An Incomplete Overview of Profanity and General Insults ==

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[[Fuck]], [[Shit]], [[Piss]], [[Cunt]], [[Bitch]], [[Slut]], [[Whore]], Trick, [[Gay]], [[Cock|Knob]], [[Wank]], [[Britfag|Bollocks]], [[Asshole]], Jew, [[Twat]], [[Vagoo|Muff]], [[Pussy]], Wankstain, [[Fag]][[Faggot|(got)]], Ass bandit, Fudge-packer, Uphill gardener, Poo-pusher, Marmite miner, Chubby chaser, [[Chode]], [[Dork]], Asswipe, Bastard, black person, [[Fatty]], Cuntnugget, Shitgibbon, Twat, Quim, [[Cocksucker]], Bitchwich, [[Motherfucker]], Ballnipper, Bloodcummer, [[Furfag|Goatfucker]], [[Dick Cheney]], Pimhole, [[Yiff|Horse rapist]], Churchhumper, Hoebag, Spearsitter, [[Barbara Streisand]], [[Blue waffle|Shitwaffles]], [[Dickbutt]], Et cuntera, Cockspit, Jive turkey, Bloodbelching vagina, Cholo,

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'''New England-style swearing. '''
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==Swearing in [[Moonspeak|other languages]]==

:'''Mandarin''': Sha bi - Stupid cunt
:'''Spanish''': Hijo de puta! - You son of a bitch (''Note: from a moving car, this may sound "UTA" or "JODEP"'')
:'''French''': Casse-toi! - Fuck off
:'''Hindi''': Madar chod! - Motherfucker (though 'ben chod' (sisterfucker) is more commonly used)
:'''Russian''': Pashol nahooi! - Fuck off
:'''Polish''': Spierdalaj! - Fuck off
:'''German''': Fick dich! - Fuck you
:'''Arabic''': Neek hallak! - Go fuck yourself
:'''Japanese''': Kusot-tare! - You shithead
:'''Portuguese''': Va ao inferno! - Go to hell
:'''Hebrew''': Lech tizdayyen! - Go fuck yourself! (That is the Jew "ch" sound, like you're choking on a dick. Trust me.)

==Why Fucking Swear?==
Most swear-words seem to refer to excretion and sex/reproduction. Swearing is cool, and also a form of stress release. Is it because we are all haunted by those primitive things? Or is it because swearing is [[Rich and beautiful|big and clever?]] [[Nerd|Experts]] are unanimous in their conclusion that [[nobody gives a shit]].

{{squote|<@[[Killhamster]]> Yes, you're allowed to say shit, piss, fuck, cock, dick, bastard, dyke, cunt, twat, ass, dildo, nigger, kike, spic, wop, wog, jigaboo, jap, chink, gook, beaner, dago, cum, faggot, paki, sand-nigger, towel-head, Jew, gypsy, tits, pussy, boobs, taint, homo, smegma, shite, snatch, snizz, queef, and felch here. Don't you feel a little more grown-up for it?|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]]'s policy on swearing.}}

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==External Links==

http://www.insultgenerator.org/ Say what you want you fucking [[cunt]] lickers. Good for [[trolling]]

== See Also ==
*[[No Cussing Club]]
*[[Tourette's Guy]]

=== [[Notable]] Variations on [[IRL]] Profanity [[OTI]] ===

* [[FYIAD]]
* [[Bitches don't know]]
* [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]
* [[Cockmongler]]
* [[Baby Fuck]]
* [[DOUBLE NIGGER]]

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