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{{Quote|Good luck, "[[An hero|hero]]."|Swayzak}}
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'''Swayzak''' is a practically unknown fictional character that demonstrates everything wrong with the [[Internet]] nowadays, even down to being a computer [[virus]]. 

==History==
He originated in Toonami's TIE ([[Wut|Total Immersion Event]]) "Trapped in Hyperspace" in September 2002. The plot of the TIE showed him infect the ship the main characters inhabit, the Absolution, solely "[[Trolling|for fun]]." The tie-in game was essential to the event and is currently [[Epic Fail|lost to the ages]], but had you as TOM blasting through the computer, getting help from Sara, in order to stop Swayzak, who'd show up at the end of every stage and taunt you in [[Epic Win|a New Zealand accent.]] 

===Sonbreezie and Swayzak===
After a one second cameo in a video game review Toonami did in 2004 that nobody paid attention to, Swayzak went unnoticed for years until July 2016, when [[Sonbreezie]] discovered him, having recently gotten into Toonami and started her wreckage of hell on that fandom. It was originally her "[[Sockpuppet|sister]]" whom did so, but Sonbreezie soon enough had a crush on him, for no reason, except for his "[[Puke|thin waist and sexy legs]]." He became the major character for most of her works, and he was practically everywhere by July-August 2017 when Sonbreezie was at her worst. She even worshipped New Zealand like it was God itself when she found out Swayzak had a New Zealand accent in the game, and thought other sentient computer viruses were sexy (like the Spindly Johnny) because of him. She had stated "No woman can resist Swayzak" and shipped him with every character in her fandoms of choice, even characters that made no sense like Shinobu Oshino; the only one that made sense was Hexadecimal from ''ReBoot'', the only female virus Sonbreezie liked and allowed to exist because apparently sentient computer viruses have to be male and Swayzak clones for her [[Masturbation|enjoyment]]. She even shipped other virus characters with random people (like the Spindly Johnny with Undyne and Hitagi Senjouhara.) Thankfully, she matured by December 2017, but still used the character up until the next month, when she became a [[Sonicfag]]. Fast forward to October 2018, when Sonbreezie realized [[Chibiyima]] made her [[sick fuck|the person she was most of her life]], and Sonbreezie has started liking Swayzak again, as a [[normal]] person would like him, instead fangirling over [[Cyborg|another tech-related character owned by Time Warner]].

As of November-December 2018, Sonbreezie has stated Swayzak is sexy again, but has just shipped him with Karen from [[SpongeBob]] and left it at that. She has reiterated a statement one of her enemies during the Bottom of the Barrel said about "wanting Swayzak to finger her" but probably in a joking manner, knowing her nowadays.

==Comparisons to the Internet==
*He's got an [[ego]]
*He says [[lies|he always wins]]
*He can't control his temper and that's his downfall
*He's from a different country (in the game)
*His face has [[ugly|scared the crap out of some]]
*[[Furry|He looks like a mouse]]
*He's [[Sonicfag|a fan of Sega]]
*He [[trolling|does what he does for fun]]
*He's a [[virus]]
*His voice is [[annoying]]
**OTOH, his voice can be freaking hilarious for some
*He chews the scenery like many [[drama whore]]s do
*[[Lolcow|Humor is deriving from watching him, ironically or unironically]]
*He's [[an hero]]

==Effects Swayzak has on the world==
*An example of the current state of the Internet, made before it was even around, is a blessing
*New Zealand is referred to as "Swayzak Country" by [[User:Moriko23|this user]]
*[[Nobody]] used to like him, [[everybody]] has their own opinion on him now, including [[you]] and [[Your Mom]]
*He was used to troll Sonbreezie during the [[Chibiyima|total creep]] and Sonicfag years of her life
*[[Chris-chan]] can easily be compared to him; heck, Chris scored 2 on the degrees of Swayzak. (Don't ask.)

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