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''Skeptics'' on [[YouTube | JewTube]] are a [[Circle jerk | circlejerk]] of "[[Retard | intellectuals]]" who make godawful "[[Feminism | Feminist]] Rekt" videos. They <s>all come from various backgrounds, proving that their diverse ideology is universal</s> are all poor white [[Cuckoldry | Nice guys]] (Yes, even the [[Trap | women]]). They have no skills, education, personality, wit, charm, or basically any factor that would make them employable, so they [[Basement-dweller | live with their parents]] and spend all day shouting into their laptop microphone. They claim to be the [[Atheism | smartest]] people on the internet, while proven time and time again that they're [[Stupid | dumb as rocks]]. Despite this, a handful somehow convinced hundreds of thousands of [[Autism | people]] to subscribe to their [[Crap | shitty]] videos, and among these, a [[Jews | special handful]] fund them on [[Patreon]].

Skeptics (sometimes spelled [[Faggot | sceptics]]) got their start on YouTube [[pwnt | pwning]] [[Christian | Christfags]], but [[Shit no one cares about | nobody cared]] because everybody already [[H8 | hated]] Christians in 2008. In these early days, most of these skeptics spent their time sucking the dick of the "Four Horsemen" of atheism. The movement took a sharp turn when [[Feminism]] became the [[Shit no one cares about | new big thing]]. These [[Internet Tough Guy | noble crusaders]] rose to the challenge, and soon, everyone was just rolling in the [[Jew gold | YouTube money]]. Problem was, it was so easy to do, that soon [[at least 100]] channels started saturating the market. A few key characters came out on top, and everybody else had to [[Bottom | bend over]] for even a chance at sniffing [[Internet celebrity | online fame]]. 

When all the feminists got rekt, some skeptics took on a new foe: the [[alt-right]]. Unfortunately, they [[Fail | didn't know jack]], and these "[[No | Intellectual giants]]" got their teeth kicked in by a few [[Nazi | skinheads]], and there was much [[Lulz | rejoicing]]. Nowadays, the skeptics have gone back to low-hanging fruit, and [[Unrealistic expectations | hopefully]] they'll die off in a couple of years. 

==List of "skeptics"==
* [[TheAmazingAtheist]], [[Powerword | Thomas James "TJ" Kirk]] is a [[Fat | morbidly obese]] [[bisexual]] [[neckbeard]] who likes to shove bananas up his ass in his free time. His biggest claim to fame was being on [[Fake News | CNN]] for like 20 seconds, and nobody cared what he had to say. 

* [[Sargon of Akkad]], aka "Don Sargone", The Stepfather, Soygon, Sargoy, Soygoy of Cuckad, Akkuck, or Hardon for Assad, etc., Carl [[Jew | Benjamin]], is the Don of the YouTube. His capos (the other skeptics) report to him because <s>he is a man of principle</s> he has a British accent. He is best known for knowingly hitting on a trap, being an actual [[cuckoldry | cuckold]], saying "[[Pedophile | it depends on the child]]", being [[Arrogant | smug af]], among others. If you cross him, he will <s>put you in the ground</s> flounder around like the dunce that he is. 

*[[Armoured Skeptic]], Gregory Fluhrer, perhaps the only man on YouTube with a [[arrogant | bigger ego]] than Sargon. He sticks to pwning Christfags because he's too stupid to pwn feminists. He also reviews movies, just like everyone on YouTube and their dogs. He is in a hardcore BDSM relationship with his girlfriend

*[[Shoe0nHead]], June [[Spic | La Porta]], Armoured Skeptic's sub, who well-known for filming her videos on her laptop camera in glorious 240p despite it being [[Current Year]]. [[No | She's cool, I guess]].

*[[Thunderf00t]], Philip Mason, a [[Jesus]]-looking scientist who gave up  on being a skeptic when he realized he was getting [[Sad but true | beat by Sargon]]. He has a hate-boner three whole inches long for [[Anita Sarkeesian]]. 

*[[Bearing]], Patrick Connelly, an Aussie who behaves like cunt and pretends that's endearing. All the feminists he pwns are like 14.

*[[Blaire White]], the token trap. Yes, even the women who the skeptics manage to wrangle into their posse are still white men.

*[[NateTalksToYou]], Nathan Drakely. A paragon of milk-toastness, a waste of air, and an all-around sad human being. 

*[[Jaclyn Glenn]], so un-noteworthy that even Sargoy doesn't know who she is. I assume her 700,000 subscribers are a pack of edgy teenagers who subscribed for her anti-[[Jesus]] videos back in 2013, which even at that time she was late to the party. She's now an [[SJW | Essjay dubbiu]]

*[[Devon Tracey | Atheism is Unstoppable]], Devon Tracey. Literally no one likes this guy. 

*[[Kraut and Tea]], Joseph Lancaster, fake Brit and Commander of the Skeptical Armed Forces. He led [[Fail | Pickett's Charge]] against the alt-right, and fell flat on his face. It was later uncovered that he ran <s>counterintelligence measures</s> gay ops against everyone who disagreed with him. Also, he likes vibrating nipple-clamps. Ashamed, he drove himself off the internet. 

*[[TL;DR]], read "Til Deer", a gay [[furry]] who likes to pretend he's above all the other skeptics (guess what, you're retarded)

* [[MrRepzion]], Daniel Sulzbach, a man so unappealing that he has had to claw his way into YouTube fame, boosted only by clickbait and the Amazing Atheist. He makes a living by selling his dirty underwear to his 3 fans, none of which are female or above the age of 13. 

*[[MundaneMatt]], Matt Jarbo, DarksydePhil's older brother. Single-handedly responsible for [[GamerGate]] and for getting [[Donald Trump]] elected, Matt was exposed as a slimy individual who flags down anyone who makes fun of him. 

*Undoomed. Despite the admittedly sexy voice, he's a slender-man clone. 

*Harmful Opinions. Has autism.

*Computing Forever, Dave Cullen. As a ginger, he has no soul, and as an Irishman, he has no inherent worth. Everyone else will go to heaven or hell, but Dave is just a pile of dust that will fade away from existence.

*Naked Ape. Couldn't get pussy, so he [[Faggot | takes it up the butt]] in hopes that some guy will have the courtesy to at least give him a handy afterwards.

*Bunty King, a [[sand nigger]] who has admitted to being a cuck and eating poop. Nice. 

*[[Russia|Barbara4u2c]]. A Cam whore who decided to seize the open female skeptic market. Turns out the [[Basement-dweller | skeptic audience]] was interested in marginally-attractive blonde foreign women.

==See also==
*[[Men's Rights Activist]]
*[[Atheism]]

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