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A '''shart''', a [[portmanteau]] of [[shit]] and [[fart]], is one of those epic moments where the anal sphincter doesn't behave ''quite'' like you expected. Also known as '''mass after gas'''. 

The plateau of human evolution, the Shart, is one of the most glorious of human bodily functions. Just when you think that fart is coming out, nature pulls a fast one, the old switcheroo, and out comes the feces. This beautiful mechanism serves no useful purpose in life other than to troll the fuck out of ourselves. That sense of confidence when you're about to sneak a silent fart, well, it's bullshit. Don't let your guard down. That poo can come any time. 

[[Image:Shart_the_movie.jpg|thumb|Coming soon]]

[[Image:Shart.jpg|thumb|right|200px|FUUUUUUUU!!!]]

<center>{{fv|Shart|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; |<youtube>NiNZdTSH3-A</youtube><br /><center>'''The original shart'''</center>|<youtube>p-_1whakyNo</youtube><br /><center>'''Doin' it wrong'''</center>}}</center>

The word 'shart' in [[India|Hindi]] actually means [[A challenger appears|'challenge']], appropriately. Unsurprisingly, [[TOW]] has neglected to give this term the importance it deserves, instead relegating it to the article of some [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shart:_The_Challenge#Discussion_Over_Title Bollywood movie.] Since only [[Gay|faggots]] and Indians care about Bollywood, it was promptly forgotten. 

==Gallery of fail==

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Image:Shart-1.jpg|[[Wimmins]] looove guys who do this.
Image:Motivator shart.jpg
Image:Walmart-shoprs-shart.jpg
Image:Sharted1.jpg [[Batman]] approves
Image:Shart-2.jpg
Image:Shartpills.jpg
Image:LOLShart.jpg
Image:Hairyngross23 shart.jpg| Sharting like a real man!
Image:Sharttrain.jpg|All aboard the Shart Train! Woo woo!
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== See also ==

* [[Shit]]
* [[Eproctophilia]]

== External links==

* [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shart Shart] - [[Urbandictionary.com]]
* [http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html THE Ryan's Steakhouse Letter] - accept no substitutes

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