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[[file:Wrongfase.jpg|left|thumb|WHERE'S MY FORESKIN]]
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'''Sergay Mikhaylovich Brin''' is one of the wealthiest people on earth, so of course he's a [[Jew]]. Like most Heeb pussies, Sergey and his parents escaped from Mudder [[Russia]] in 1979, because of the [[butthurt]] being administered by those shit-eating [[Putin|Russkie]] child molesters. 
[[File:Brintheloser.jpg|right|thumb|Losers]]
Ask {{archive|L8D9k|his ''сука старая''}} what kind of kid he was. Oops, sorry, [http://web.archive.org/web/20010615053759/www.women.com/sex/dating/netmen/sergeyMom.html deleted]. 
{{quote|'''First word:''' He was born in Russia and his first word was golova, which is "head" in Russian. He had a toy like a clown that had a head turning around, and it was a three-syllable word, which was pretty surprising. He was 16 months.

'''Chores:''' It wasn't a strickly ruled household. But, no, he didn't really help too much.

'''Worst habit:''' I'd say his worst habit is all of a sudden in the middle of the conversation, he goes somewhere in his world and forgets about the conversation that he's having at the moment. It really annoys me. You have to repeat the question a couple of times until he comes back.

'''High school girlfriends:''' There was a girl who invited him to her prom — she was a year older. Sergey never had his own prom because, as his father puts it, he dropped out of high school.

'''On being a high school dropout:''' He went through his junior year, and it was more or less obvious that there wasn't much else that he could take in high school. So he applied to college and was accepted.

'''Who Mom wants to see him with:''' Somebody exciting who could be really interesting to him. And the rest, I guess, doesn't matter. As long as he is in love and he's interested in the person. Would be nice if that person were pretty friendly too, and had a sense of humor that could match his.

'''Why Mom thinks he's still single:''' First of all, he's just 27. I don't see too many young American men who marry before this age. And second, I don't guess he's met the right girl.|Thanks mum}}

So they ended up in Maryland, and little Serg, being a soooper [[Aspie]] genius who likes to dress up as a [[Perez Hilton|girl]] or a [[loser]], promptly read [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|200 books]], then dropped out of high school, went to Stanford and bragged about [http://infolab.stanford.edu/~sergey/booklist.html all the books] he read, which he actually didn't. (They preserved [http://infolab.stanford.edu/~sergey/ his student website], as a warning.)

==How Google was shat out==
He and [[Larry Page]], BFF and fellow sucker of used buttplugs, took the web indexing algorithm they invented as [[The Stanford Prison Experiment|Stanford]] students and installed it on a pile of cheap motherboards in the garage of their [[friend]] and loose dick-snuffler Susan Wojcicki. Because they are precious and twee and they liek [[So i herd u liek mudkip|mudkips]], they called it a really stupid and annoying name, "[[Google]]"; so people would think they were [[lesbians]].
[[File:Googlegarage.jpg|right|thumb|Where they kept the foreskins and the пизде́ц]]
They went around lying to venture capitalists, who threw [[money]] at them after the bukakke. Then they turned it into a "real company", which they had to cut a "deal" with Stanford for, because hey, "you used our computers to develop your software, suck our clits". To this fucking day, there's two Stanford bigshits on Google's [http://investor.google.com/corporate/board-of-directors.html board of directors]: John Hennessy, the president of Stanford, and Ram Shriram, a Stanford director. They hired Susan, they hired her sister, they hired [[hipster|smart people]] and started fucking them over, after forcing them to sign the worst NDA ever written. There's no better way to build a giant [[corporation]] than by [[Bucky Bunny|assraping]] stupid young coders. 1337.

Now they're the #1 [[search engine]] and the world's biggest [[advertising]] company. Made $66 billion in 2014. Little Sergey can buy your [[ass]] and smoke it, though he seems to prefer the telephone-pole sized [[black]] cawks. дрочиться.

==иди в пизду==
He married Susan's sister Anne in 2007. Supposedly they swam out to a [[clitoris|sandbar]] in the Bahamas and had the [[stupid|ceremony]] there. Good way to keep the fat old parents away. Then everybody humped a dolphin. (Far as you know. Maybe it was a fat Ukrainian whore in a dolphin suit.)

== Jewgolds ==
Little Sergey the Magic Wrestler and his wife started a "foundation" with truckloads of cash he had lying around the house. Couldn't use it as asswipe because there was too much, so they gave buckets and buckets of money to people they liked/wanted to manipulate. They gave millions to [[Wikipedia]], they gave hundreds of millions to Parkinson's researchers (might be because his mother is showing signs of Parkinson's, meaning Sergey will probably develop it someday, everything Sergey does is selfish), they ran around buying companies and making them "disappear". 

They helped get [[Creative Commons]] started, so they could own Larry Lessig's soul and use it as a snotrag. Larry has his tongue buried so deeply in Serg's ass that [[Jimbo Wales]] was called to yank it out. Without money from The Goog, Creative Commons and the [[EFF]] and TOW might not exist today. Hackers and nerds are ''fucking stupid'' if they think those outfits exist to "help people". They also exist to help The Mighty Goog in its neverending ass-quest to weaken [[copyright]]. Goog depends on copyright abuse for a [http://www.forbes.com/sites/scottcleland/2012/01/24/the-real-reasons-google-killed-sopapipa/ chunk] of its revenue. Goog's little cock-toy YouTube would have been pulled down by the Feds long ago if Serg and Larry hadn't started spending millions on lobbying and dirty tricks. [http://dotearth.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/01/google-science-fellows-challenge-companys-support-for-inhof/?_r=1][http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/11/google-james-inhofe_n_3581216.html][http://www.salon.com/2013/08/01/google_scientists_tell_google_to_stop_fundraising_for_inhofe/] Since the entertainment world is in favor of stronger copyright laws and is fulla Jews, it's a Heeb vs. Heeb smackdown! Gotta chew off those foreskins!

Anne started a company called 23andme, that was going to sell cheap DNA testing to poor people. The FDA [http://www.fda.gov/ICECI/EnforcementActions/WarningLetters/2013/ucm376296.htm objected], lol. Gotta do something with all that [[Jew gold]] they cocksucked out of American [[business]].
[[File:L&Spantyworld.jpg|right|thumb|PANTIES]]
==Anne kicks him to the toilet==
In 2013 Anne discovered that her dear, sweet little Sergey had been fucking a Google employee, a [[portmanteau|Chew]] named Amanda Rosenberg. So, [http://www.mercurynews.com/business/ci_23967861/sergey-brin-anne-wojcicki-separate-google-co-founder-23andme divorce], after only six years of marriage and two [[children]], who were immediately fed to Larry Page. He's still shitting them out. Oh the [http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2014/04/sergey-brin-amanda-rosenberg-affair lulz].

Many lulz were had in the repeated creation, deletion and and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Amanda_Rosenberg desperate attempt to defend the existance] of an article on Amanda Rosenberg on [[TOW]]. Fortunately the trainwreck was restored in all its glory by its loser creator [[faggot|Geo Swan]] ("one of Wikipedia's 800 most active losers") on the loserpedia, [http://en.wikialpha.org/wiki/Deleted:Amanda_Rosenberg Baleeted:Amanda Rosenberg].

[[File:sergeykid.jpg|right|thumb|hellspawn and lunch]]
==It says right here==
In his [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergey_Brin Wikipedia bio], which is watched for him by Wikipedia administrators: "Brin is a supporter of lab-grown meat and kite-energy systems.[55][56]" They forgot to mention the buttplugs. It also barely mentions the collapse of his marriage and says fuck-all about his {{archive|OdYaI|philandering}}, a whole lot of lulz that we aren't supposed to know about. 

He must be a dick-eater. It says [http://www.businessinsider.com/keira-knightly-on-jimmy-kimmel-sergey-brin-crocs-2014-11 here] that he wears Crocs to "business meetings". Sergey and the Zuck, lol. How does it feel to be at the center of a sweaty and smelly Heeb-nerd sandwich, Keira?
[[File:keirasergeymark.png|right|thumb|No foreskins here]]
==Bullshit he says==
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|"Obviously everyone wants to be successful, but I want to be looked back on as being very innovative, very trusted and ethical and ultimately making a big difference in the world."

|"You always hear the phrase, money doesn't buy you happiness. But I always in the back of my mind figured a lot of money will buy you a little bit of happiness. But it's not really true. I got a new car because the old one's lease expired."

|"If Google Books is successful, others will follow." (It wasn't lolol.)

|"ëб твою мать пе́дик shitcock"

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[[File:rearentryforsergey.jpg|right|thumb|COPYRIGHT-FREE VAGS FOR EVERYONE]]
==Videos==

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|<youtube>rie-hPVJ7Sw</youtube> <center>how awesome Google Glass is</center>
|<youtube>gyLlTSzChic</youtube> <center>"comic relief"</center>
|<youtube>zle8y4R42U4</youtube> <center>russian lol</center>
|<youtube>HDIzL61H4aY</youtube> <center>someone dumps sperm on L&S</center>
|<youtube>xI_YGDMvlNY</youtube> <center>his ex-bitch</center>
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[[File:monsterdildo.jpg|right|thumb|The standard size of appliance found at the Brin home(s)]]
==See also==
*[[In_Soviet_Russia|In Soviet Russia, foreskin eats you!]]
*[[Android]]
*[[ChaCha]]
*[[Chrome]]
*[[Cloaking]]
*[[Gizoogle]]
*[[Google Killer]]
*[[Googlesux]]
*[[Google Ultron]]
*[[Googlewhacking]]
*[["Just Google It"]]
*[[kgb]]
*[[dick]]
*[[The Church of Google]]

==External links==
*The little shit had a [http://too.blogspot.com/ Blogspot blog] which was abandoned in 2010 after saying almost nothing.
*He updates [http://plus.google.com/+SergeyBrin his Google+] more often. Yes, he uses a Google Glass ([http://www.itweb.co.za/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=140546 lol defunct project]) to take all those photos. So much fael.
*[http://worldcat.org/identities/lccn-no2005-73928/ Lots of ass-suckery written about him]
*[http://www.quora.com/Sergey-Brin Quora]
*[http://recode.net/2015/10/23/the-new-google-all-the-assholes-have-left/ "All the assholes have left" or were just kicked upstairs]

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