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[[File:PHDrugwarstats2022.png|thumb|center|300px|"War on drugs just doesn't work."]] 
[[File:RodrigoExterminate.jpg|thumb|right|Rodrigo, showing proper trigger discipline]]

'''Rodrigo Roa Duterte''', also known as '''Duterte Harry''', '''DU30''', or simply '''Digong''' is a batshit insane IRL Troll and politician from the [[Phillipines]], who rose to international infamy after managing to win the elections of his country on a campaign platform of initiating a [[final solution]] to the drug dealer problem by promising to see thousands of undesirables [[GTFO|exterminated]]. He radically altered the country's future by challenging [[Obongo]] and abruptly shifting the country's loyalties and faith to [[Russia]] and [[China]]. He was succeeded by [[Hyperdimension Neptunia#Plutia|BongBong Marcos]] on June 30 as the 17th president of the Philippines.

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==War on Drug Dealers==
Unlike the pathetic failure that was the American [[war on drugs]], Duterte's crusade has proven insanely effective- thousands of scumbags have been pwn'd by cops and citizens, promoting over 500,000 other shitheads to turn themselves in. This fact has made liberals pee their pants and wail their arms around with the intensity of a million [[trigglypuff]]s. The moral of the story: [[Truth|violence IS the answer]]. He also stated he was perfectly happy following [[Hitler]]'s persecution campaign against undesirables.

{{Quote|The drug campaign will not end. It will result in so many deaths and I do not apologize for it.}}

==War on Kikes==
Due to his comparison of his regime to that of Hitlers, of course kikes everywhere got triggered and bitched about it. As jews control the world, they carry great influence. Knowing this and not giving a fuck, Duterte continued to taunt the kikes he offended. When enough manipulation by the kikes was done to warrant an apology, Duterte refused a direct statement and made one of his bottom bitches do it for him.

==War on Kikes 2: Electric Boogaloo==
Duterte had a [http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2016/08/08/rodrigo-duterte-u-s-ambassador-annoying-homosexual-son-btch/ meeting] with [[John Kerry]] and Philip Goldberg, the US Ambassador to the Philippines in July 2016. Word leaked out that Duterte took great issue with the kike, getting into an argument with the snake and causing a scene. He then went on to later call him a faggot (bakla), a son of a butch and an annoying rat. Goldberg cried pre-meeting over an incident where Duterte expressed disappointment that he couldn't have joined into a gang-rape of a girl (and raep her first) who lived in the city he was mayor in. Duterte challenged the faggot kike by stating he would cease all diplomatic ties with dumbfuckistan should he seize power.

==War on Journalists==
{{Quote|Most of those killed, to be frank, have done something. You won't be killed if you don't do anything wrong. Just because you're a journalist, you are not exempted from assassination if you're a son of a bitch!}}

==War on Obongo==
Like Trump, Putin and other masculine shitlords, Duterte has been very critical of [[Barack Obama]] and his politically correct egalitarian faggotry. Obongo has bitched constantly over the mass killings orchestrated by the Duterte government, despite 90% of Filipinos supporting the regime. Duterte told the nigger not to question him, promising to cease ties with Dumbfuckistan if Obongo fucks with his country.

{{Quote|I am a president of a sovereign state and we have long ceased to be a colony. I do not have any master except the Filipino people, nobody but nobody. You must be respectful. Do not just throw questions. Son of a bitch, I will swear at you!}}

==War on the CIA==
{{Quote|You want to oust me? You want to use the CIA? Go ahead. Be my guest. I don't give a shit. I'll be ousted? Fine. If so, it's part of my destiny. Destiny carries so many things. If I die, that's part of my destiny. Presidents get assassinated.}}
Proving that this motherfucker gives absolutely no fucks, Duterte taunted the CIA by [[Asking for it|challenging these evil faggots to assassinate him.]] He insulted his critics by calling them animals, as he promised even more blood for the blood god.

==Duterte's Greatest Hits==
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==Oy Vey!==
While the [[Old Media|MSM]] relentlessly [https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/25/opinion/let-the-world-condemn-duterte.html?_r=0 condems] Duterte with reports of 7,000 killed, sometimes even reaching [[Over 9000|9,000]] as a result of his war on drugs, official police data [http://www.sunstar.com.ph/manila/local-news/2017/04/21/9000-drug-killings-ph-false-news-palace-537691 revealed] that only 1,398 cases were drug related (with 2,800 subhumans dead) of the 6,011 cases being investigated.

==Aliases==
#Rodrigo "Smoke weed, expect to bleed" Duterte
#Rodrigo "Death slabs for dabs" Duterte
#Rodrigo "Sell cocaine, feel the pain" Duterte
#Rodrigo "Sling meth, acquire death" Duterte
#Rodrigo "Crack his skull if he sells crack" Duterte
#Rodrigo "Smoke pot, get shot" Duterte
#Rodrigo "Deal coke, you'll croak" Duterte
#Rodrigo "Emptying my 9 at the Rehab line" Duterte
#Rodrigo "You chose to take pills now you're gonna get killed" Duterte
#Rodrigo "The extrajudicial rehab official" Duterte
#Rodrigo "Unloading the automatic on the addict" Duterte
#Rodrigo "Deal dope? Get smoked" Duterte
#Rodrigo "Emptying lead into a drug dealer's head" Duterte
#Rodrigo "Some (crack)heads are gonna roll" Duterte

==Other Quotes==
<center>{{morphquote|mqtest|background-color: transparent;|font-weight: normal;|I took my uzi and fired. Fire with me or not? I was the one who fired first. I emptied my magazine. It was a shooutout. They were all dead. And in the afternoon, the funeral called and asked who will pay for the caskets. I said I will not pay for these motherfuckers. I said to the police to go buy wrapper and wrap these monkeys. And buried in the public cemetery. And I said "ONE HOLE ONLY." Don't give them one grace each. ONE HOLE ONLY. Put them there. Later on they called. Sir it's already water. Leave it like that so that they'll cool down before they go to hell.|Duterte on Davao hostage taking incident|You madmen, you sons of bitches. Stop interfering with us. I would be happy to hang you. If it were up to me I would hang you all.|Duterte on EU Politicians dictating him what to do|I will give you three choices: I shoot your balls, I send you to jail or you eat your cigarette butt.|[http://www.tahonews.com/mayor-rody-duterte-tells-arrogant-smoker-to-eat-cigarette-butt-after-challenging-the-law/ Duterte on a tourist violating the anti-smoking ordinance]|Instead of helping us, the first to hit was the State Department. So you can go to hell, Mr Obama, you can go to hell. EU, better choose purgatory. Hell is full already. Why should I be afraid of you?|Obongo and EU BTFO|You are correct! 100 percent. I bully people who want to overthrow the government, that is my job.|Duterte lashing at [[Communism|Communist Party of the Philippines (CPP)]] founder Jose Maria Sison for calling him a bully.|Even your chalice is gold while your followers have nothing to eat. If you want, I can melt the Malacañang’s chandelier to give you an additional gold|Duterte calling out the priests  criticizing him|If you want me to be an animal, I'm also used to that. We're just the same. I can dish out, go down what you can 50 times over. Give me salt and vinegar and I’ll eat his liver.|Duterte on cannibalizing [[Islamic State of Iraq and Syria|IS-linked extremist groups]]|It's good I didn't join the priesthood or else now I would be a homosexual|Duterte on his speech before a religious gathering}}</center>

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==See Also==
*[[Phillipines]]
*[[Shitlord]]
*[[The Donald]]
*[[Holocaust]]
*[[Mass Murder]]
*[[IRL Troll]]

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