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[[Image:ricer2.jpg|thumb|Typical Ricer]]
[[Image:How_to_make_a_Ricer.jpg|thumb|right|Instruction manual.]]
[[Image:Ricers.jpg|thumb|Typical Ricers at a meet.]]
[[Image:Ricer1.jpg|thumb|right|Looking back, it was clearly a mistake to stop after only two bombs.]]
[[Image:redneckricer.jpg|thumb|right|[[Rednecks]] can be Ricers too.]]
[[Image:Fast Furious Rice.jpg|thumb|The Ricer's '[[bible]]'...]]

It should be noted that while a ricer is the person that drives the car the term ''rice rocket'' is the term for the car itself. 

A '''ricer''' is a failed attempt at making a car built in [[Japan]] and [[Mexico]], look [[ALL CAPS|WAI FASTER AND GET PUZZAY]][[oneoneone|!!1oen]]. The term comes from the fact that [[Shit nobody cares about|third world countries]] can only afford to eat rice and mod their inefficient rides with broken toilet-seats, duct-tape, and [[eBay]] turbochargers. Unless you're a ricer or suffer from [[homosexuality]] it is [[Captain Obvious|blatantly obvious]] that these cars are [[fugly|hilariously ugly]]. Despite centering on Japanese cars, if you see a [[germany|Volkswagen]] driving down the street with a gigantic spoiler that could only be useful when breaking the sound barrier, [[DO IT FAGGOT|do not hesitate]] to call it rice.

"Rice", "ricing", etc., by definition is: "Adding an enhancement to a vehicle incapable of utilizing it, such as: Large rear spoilers for cars that are unable to go faster than 85mph, decals for items not equipped, meaningless bodywork or "bodykits", or any further modifications done solely to make the vehicle look faster than it truly is." A bodykit itself is not necessarily rice, but when applied to a Pontiac Sunfire, Honda Civic DX or Hyundai Accent, the bodykit becomes rice.


== What makes a car riced? ==

Typical Riced cars feature the following:

*Every body panel <b>must</b> be a <font color="red">d</font><font color="blue">i</font><font color="green">f</font>ferent color, or primed.
*[[VTEC Just Kicked In Yo]]
*[[USI|Body kits that make you stick out like a champion, and are so low to the ground that you are constantly chipping your bumper on every little stone in the road.]]
*Giant wings and spoilers on the trunk, if no trunk exists then the spoiler is usually located on top of the car near where a trunk should be. The more levels the better. It is also more effective if you use a park bench due to the [[Vegetarian|natural wood fibers.]] Don't forget to attach a spoiler to your car's hood, doing this will make your ricer even hotter and you will get [[pussy]] from [[16-year-old girls]].
*Blinky LED's and neon pipes in all of your parts. TEHY MaYk IT [[Shit|FAZTAH111]].
*After market part stickers on your car even though it is completely stock and in fact is probably missing engine parts.
*Stickers for parts you don't have. For example, having a "HKS Turbo" sticker while your car is naturally aspirated.
*Emblems for cars that yours is not [Type-R badge on an Escort]
*Carbon fiber parts such as but not limited to trunks, hoods, shift knobs, dashboards, license plate frames, license plate holders, racing seats, and taillights. Its is a known fact that carbon fiber adds extra VTEC and makes you go even faster. True ricers call it [[CP|CF]]. (CF parts may actually be useful, but not when combined with 500kg of stereo-gear.)
*Extra gauges that do nothing. Switches too. Your car's interior must look like a cockpit. Usually made from carbon fiber to make you even faster, including but not limited to a 5" MONSTER TACH, because having a tachometer with a 10,000RPM range makes your car capable of such.
*A Shift light, because the sheer acceleration of a Nissan Micra is so great, that looking away from the road to check the 5" MONSTER TACH is too dangerous.
*Stickers of flames and [[FYIAD|dragons]] on the sides and lots of chrome spray for the rims.
*Crazy ass paint jobs, screaming "PULL ME OVER FOR DOING 48 IN A 45". Usually made by using spray cans.
*Massive, [[goatse]]-like exhaust pipes called a '''fart cannon''' due to the sound they make, one for each cylinder, no less than 3" in diameter.
*Having [[furry]] dice and lots of [[dildo|toys]] dangling from your extended rear-view mirror.
*Extremely large subwoofers and speakers to maximize bass so you will be heard coming from [[at least 100]] miles away
*Hood  clips  securely attached to the trunk.
*Fake stick-on air vents on front side (originally pioneered by Buick), even though the front vent is more than sufficient for the engine.

==Ricer Gallery==
{{cg|Rou Rike?|ricer|center|<gallery>
Image:ricer.jpg|Typical "modification" to an early model Acura Integra.
Image:Zxcvbxcb.jpg|A Mustang is fail, too
Image:Riced Saturn SC2 1.jpg|In this image, we have a rear shot of a "modified" Saturn SC2..
Image:Riced Saturn SC2 2.jpg|... as we move to the side, we note the damaged body and painted drum brakes. Typical rice.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Riced Saturn SC2 3.jpg|Rest in Peace, 'lil tupperware. Don't give up the good fight. Kill your valve body. <3
Image:Riced Honda Civic Hatchback 1.jpg|Some would find this, but they are wrong. This car is the very definition of rice.
Image:Riced Honda Civic Hatchback 2.jpg|Further evidence that this car's owner is merely a ricer, not a tuner.
Image:Riced Honda Civic Sedan Orange.jpg|In Japan, this is "Domestic Tuning", to the rest of the world, rice.
Image:LOLRICE Honda Civic Sedan.jpg|This type of rice is exempt, as it's [[crap]] form makes it [[lulz]]y.
Image:Riced Chevy Camaro.jpg|Some would call this "Domestic Tuning", but they are wrong; it is rice.
Image:Riced Saturn SC1 1.jpg|This owner should have his Saturn license revoked..
Image:Shaved Hyundai Accent.jpg|Notice the distinct color of primer.
Image:Ford Tempo Art Car.jpg|This is not rice, but an art car. It is just as ugly, though.
Image:Advanced_car_styling.jpg|Typical ricer car.
Image:Brony_Dodge_Challenger.jpg|Sticking [[faggotry]] on your otherwise nice car counts as rice too.
Image:Option_Evo.jpg|Doesn't matter how hard you worked on that bodykit, anything and everything will still fuck that [[shit|nice job]] up.
</gallery>}}

== External Links ==

[http://sixthsphere.com Saturn "tuning" site, considered ".. The ED of Plastic Cars" by many users]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YOmMJyu6BM How to drive a ricer if you happen to be in possession of one]

[http://anti-rice.com/ Anti-Rice] [[Forum]] based [[Faggots|Support Group]] for the [[cars|motoring]] [[Elitist|elite]].


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