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[[File:Fat Virgin.jpg|thumb|The virgin's real face.]]

'''Nathan Garrett''' (commonly referred to as '''RavenNG''', '''Nathan''', or '''Cunt'''), formerly known as '''RavenKingSage''' is a [[fat]] [[manchild]] who acts like a [[pseudo-intellectual]] and acts like he's higher and mightier than everyone, despite being a [[lolcow]] that [[KiwiFarms]] would normally make fun of. He goes into full [[autism|autist]] mode whenever someone criticizes him or disagrees with him, and will [[offended|block]] anyone who does so, all the while demonizing them after he blocks them, so that they couldn't call him out in response.

=The Hypocrisy=
Instead of getting out of his mom's basement and doing something actually useful with his life, Nathan decided to make [[AIDS|commentaries]], videos meant to criticize the problems of other videos (and he expects people to take him seriously even when using [[cancer|anime avatars]] for his videos), but despite the fact that he makes videos where the goal is to give criticism (though most commentaries don’t actually do that, and are motivated by personal attacks and witch hunting), he is so [[offended|sensitive]] to criticism of any kind towards him or people he's associated with that he blocks them like the dumbass he is, and because he has that guilt by association mentality, he also blocks anyone who associates themselves with someone he disagrees with, because he's a paranoid [[conspiracies|conspiracy theorist]] who believes that everyone is out to get him, even blocking people who have never even talked to him before.

=Commentaries=
He started doing commentaries in 2015, and made an ass out of himself in everyone's eyes by doing a commentary on the countdown maker MaverickHunterZero75, but then proceeded to make more shitty commentaries afterwards, including a commentary on The Flame of Unity, who responded to yet another infamous manchild known as [[Meta527II]], and his commentaries were way more well received because they were somewhat different, and so he started being one of the biggest dick suckers towards other popular commentators and started acting smarter than he actually is.

He didn’t make very many commentaries overall, but about half of them were collaborations, such as the previously mentioned commentary on The Flame of Unity’s response to Meta, which he collaborated with Silver Keyblade and The Son of Sparda on, his collab with [[sperg|Avi Haltmann]] that they did on PS2man90210, a collab in the commentary group [[DramaAlert|Federation of the Exalted]] with George Raccoon, AnnabethRide, and Autumn Kouhai on a guy named Dollarluigi, and a collab with yet another infamous lolcow similar to himself known as [[diaper fetish|Doodletones]], as well as Silver Keyblade rejoining, on the countdown maker The Green Scorpion.

His last commentary was on Jormuntaries, which he uploaded on the [[9/11|funniest holiday ever]] in 2017, and then a few months later decided to quit commentaries for good, and you’d think he’d start being less of a shithead afterwards, but no. He still continued going after people he disagreed with and spreading bullshit about them, and continued to block those who gave him and his friends actually valid criticism like the salt factory he is.

=Facts=

[[File:Sperg.jpg|thumb|Unsurprisingly, his avatar is around twenty pounds lighter than he is.]]

For some reason, despite being the fat shit he is, his avatar by Autumn Kouhai is portrayed as thin (but she still got his punchable face down in the drawing accurately), and also believes [[niggers|black people]] are oppressed (even when there are official government statistics showing they aren’t), all the while going full [[sperg]] when SuperFunnyBros/Smartass Birb said it, while not even mentioning that SFB [[Jew|stole money]] from his friend’s GoFundMe that was made to get his friend out of an abusive household, because apparently that’s less important than “He said mean things about black people!”

He wants to fuck his Fire Emblem [[waifu|waifus]] (probably because he can't actually get a [[dying alone|real girlfriend]]), and he also has a love-hate relationship watching [[Jim Sterling]], who is just as much of a [[cuck]] as Nathan is.

=Trivia=
*He is the real-life version of the [[Virgin]] from the Virgin vs. Chad memes, except rather overweight.

=Ways to Troll Nathan=
*Compare commentaries to [[communism]].
*Disagree with his political beliefs.
*Make fun of someone for their kinks.
*Question his [[Rick and Morty|superior intelligence]].
*Criticize any of his friends, even if they've done something wrong.
*Tell him [[Danganronpa]] is shit.
*Call him a [[soy boy]].
*Support [[Donald Trump]].
*Tell him that commentaries are shit.
*Tell him that blocking people doesn't make him all high and mighty and that he's a pussy for doing so.
*Laugh at cringey shit/cringe culture.
*Tell him that black people are not oppressed.
*Root for [[Mister Metokur]] to go after the commentary community.
*Have a sense of humor.

=See Also=
*[[Nihilistic Snake]]
*[[TheMysteriousMrEnter]]
*[[Meta527II]]

=External Links=
*{{yt|RavenKingSage}}
*{{Twitter|RavenNG3D}}
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