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[[Image:Duggarfamily.jpg|thumb|[[The Duggars]]: A typical Quiverfull family.]]

"'''Quiverfull'''" refers to a movement of [[Fundamentalist]] [[Christian]] [[fucktards]] who are trying to take over the world by having families of [[at least 100]] children the [[sex|old-fashioned way]].  The ultimate [[breeder]] ideology. (Compare [[Lesbian|Childfree]].) 

== History ==

In the glory days that were 1980's [[America]], Fundamentalist Christians who had gathered together for their [[convention]] noticed that only like five [[people]] had shown up, presumably because everyone else had stayed home playing [[Atari]] because, well, it was the 1980's, and that's what people did back then, [[fgt]].  Realizing that it was necessary to repopulate their depleted numbers (and because they were trying to raise enough [[money]] for [[hookers and blow]]), the group began to consider possibilities.  Proposals included:

# Preaching their message to other, like-minded denominations. 
# Preaching to local minority communities.  (Since Fundamentalists are obligate members of the [[Ku Klux Klan]], this proposal was immediately dismissed.)
# Preaching to the [[poor]], the homeless, the destitute. (See reason for dismissal of proposal #2)  
# Preaching to [[Arabs]].  
# Going home and sticking their [[cocks]] into their wives' [[cunts]] and filling them with their [[cum|white, creamy man goo]] until they had entire armies of super [[inbred]] [[Nazi|Aryan]] robot [[zombie]] children with names like "Hester," "[[Oral]]," and "Calvin."  And (here's the [[List of sex moves|shocker]]) getting their wives to ''believe'' they want to be walking brat factories.

[[Image:Rotsofchidrens.jpg|thumb|Another typical Quiverfull family.]]
[[Image:NaziBoy.jpg|thumb|Quiverfull indoctrination begins at an early age.]]

== Theology ==

Quiverfull [[Propaganda|theology]] is based on verses from Psalm 127:3-5 (in the [[Bible]] duh):

''Lo, chidrens are [[An hero|an heritage]] of the [[God|LORD]]:''

''and the [[fruit]] of the [[dead_babies|womb is his reward]].''

''As arrows are in the [[cock|hand]] of a mighty [[the_man|man]];''

''so are chidrens of the [[13_year_old|youth]].''

''Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them:''

''they shall not be ashamed,''

''but they shall speak with the [[Osama|enemies]] in the gate.''

'''<small>Note from a Jew: This Psalm was just King David dreaming about buttsecks with little boys.  Christians [[doing it wrong|do it wrong]].</small>'''

Translation: these are a relic of [[Native|tribal]] wars. Arrows, remember, get shot and discarded. They are made to be thrown away. A man has one important child: his eldest son. All of the rest of them are just there to fight (and die fighting) the assholes who live on the other side of the river and ''his'' tribe.

== On the Internets ==

Since male adherents of Quiverfull ideology are mostly illiterate, knuckle-dragging, [[Homeschooling|homeschooled]] [[morons|shitwits]], most Quiverfull blogs on [[teh]] [[Internets]] are written by [[women]] who spend most of their time bragging about:

# How many children they have (fewer than 15 is considered shameful), 
# How pretty the cover of their home organization binders are,
# Thanking [[Jesus]] for giving them husbands who treat them like [[slaves]] 
# Mocking "those poor women who don't know Jesus" (i.e., [[feminists]] and wives who haven't submitted to their husbands' repeated requests for [[anal]]).
# [[????|????????]]
# [[Profit|PROPHET!11!]]

(This shit isn't that hard you faggots.)

== Rankings ==

Quiverfull mothers rank themselves according to the number of children they have:

* 1-15:  "im just a [[n00b]] LOL"
* 16-[[over 9000]]:  "[[1337]]"

== See also ==

* [[Breeder]]
* [[Fundamentalist]]
* [[Christian]]
* [[God]]
* [[Hitler]]
* [[Homeschooling]]

== External Links ==

wtf ?
[[Image:Goeswharr.JPG|thumb|Penis can go where? Blasphemy11]]
*[http://www.fullquivermission.com/ Full Quiver Mission]
*[http://quiverfull.com Quiver Full.com]
*[http://momys.com Momys.com]  (Not a [[MILF]] site.)
*[http://myblessedhome.blogspot.com/ Some chick's blog]
*[http://home.att.net/~nathan.wilson/brthcntl.htm BIRTH CONTROL SENDS YOU TO HELL]
*[http://www.nogreaterjoy.org/articles/marriage-family/husbandwife-relations/article-display/archive/2000/july/01/pornography-road-to-hell/ PORNOGRAPHY IS FROM THE DEVIL]
*[http://ati.iblp.org/ati/ Bill Gothard's Cult]
*[http://www.titus2.com Steve Maxhell & his fun police]

and
*[http://www.duggarfamily.com/ The Duggar Family]: Jim Bob, Michelle, Josh, Jana, John, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer, Jordyn, Josie... (These freaks who were on the Discovery Channel or TLC or some such [[shit]].)


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