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[[Image:Mozclip01.jpg|thumb|right|Someone please give this guy some pity sex]]
Have you had [[sex]]? Are you on [[Encyclopediadramatica|Encyclopædia Dramatica]]? If the answers to both these questions is [[yes]], the chances are you know what '''pity sex''' is first [[masturbation|hand]]; either that or [[pegging]].

People sometimes consider pity sex as being [[serious business]], with [[emo|cries]] of [http://nref.livejournal.com/275253.html "How on gods green earth can feeling sorry for someone make you want to stick their ugly assed penis inside of your various orifices?"]  In the unlikely event that didn't get through to you, [http://nref.livejournal.com/275253.html "Do you feel that bad for another human being that you would let their wretched bodily fluid leak all over you?"]

Pity sex usually occurs with extremely [[you|fat or short people]]. Even then the person giving the pity sex is extremely [[Hangover|shitfaced]].

A good [[wife]] will have pity sex with her [[loser|husband]] twice a year, sometimes even [[free|3]] times.

[[klarawagner|Klara Wagner]] has pity sex with anyone.

[[Bill Clinton|Bill Clinton]] also has pity sex with anyone.

The only sex [[shortman|Short men]] will ever have, is pity sex.


If you are interested in having some pity sex, please contact [[your mom|milf@yourhouse.com]] like everybody else.

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