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{{Spoilers|Felix got BTFO by [[YouTube]] and [[Disney]] because [https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/feb/14/youtube-ends-relationship-pewdiepie-antisemitic-videos he changed his name to "JewsMustDie"]}}</span>

[[File:PewDiePie Nissan Micra Lamborghini.webm|thumb|The entire city envies PewDiePie and his Lamborghini supercar!]]
[[File:Nazi pewdiepie.jpg|thumb|500px|"He alone who owns the Youth gains the Future!"]]
{{yt|u|PewDiePie}} ([[Powerword]]: Felix Arvid Ulf <s>'[[Jew|Yahudi]]' [[Adolf Hitler|Schicklgruber]]</s> Kjellberg{{jew}}) is a [[Swedish]] {{ytlink|6Dh-RL__uN4|lasagna baker}}, [[:File:PewDiePie Nissan Micra Lamborghini.webm|supercar driver]], [[:File:Pewdiepie creeper proof 2.png|and]] {{ytlink|1QMkuzUjd68|ephebeophile}}. He and his dildo-quiver archer [[whore|girlfriend]], that '''PewDiePie''' begs to [[Pegging|peg]] him while she calls him a [[White trash|Schweinhund]], currently make big money on the [[tubes]] making "[[Let's Play]]" videos, which is apparently something that [[no life|certain people]] have taken quite the liking to over the years, namely the brainless 8-[[12-year-old]] crowd that makes up just enough of YouTube's users to grant PewDiePie the unwarranted pseudo-fame he's got today. Pewdiepie's fans, desperate for an idol with the same undeveloped, [[retardation|immature sense of humor]] as they themselves have, but still someone who's old enough to [[rape]] them without mercy, they worship PewDiePie on a level that would be considered unhealthy by most cultists.

While YouTube was popular for "[[unfunny|skits]]" of people from the likes of [[Shane Dawson]] and [[Onision]] before his rise, PewDiePie managed to make these cancerous channels die, only to become a greater cancer himself. Through his popularity, he made "Let's Play" videos as the new trend of YouTube. Unlike most gaming videos on YouTube, however, don't even begin to expect the ones created by PewDiePie to contain even the faintest attempt at sensibility, reality, humor, or actually witty commentary comprehensible by humans. Instead, try to imagine being in the same room as a mentally handicapped basement-inhabitant who can hardly play a video game properly without screaming like a raped [[asking for it|cunt]] as soon as something even remotely scary (or something that isn't scary at all) happens. Now imagine the same procedure being repeated enough times to cover 1300 YouTube videos, and you'll get the basic idea of just how fun it must be to be a part of PewDiePie's obviously not mentally healthy fanbase. 

As PewDiePie's most noticeable trademark is that he clearly doesn't give two shits about actual video quality as long as he still gets to make money, he regularly tries to {{ytlink|rPf0CTptt8o|lie}} about everything and deny this, but the fact that he [[Jew|only wants your]] [[Jew gold|money]] can plainly be seen in his large nose. Despite his claims, he still likes to flaunt his donations and 50 dollars a week income he gets from YouTube views.

Unfortunately, he can't escape the [[Talentless|ABBA]] curse of his [[Faggot|Swedish]] heritage of being remarkably [[unfunny]]. The closest thing he ever gets to entertaining is  playing [[crap|Happy Wheels]] while making incredibly stupid voices and recycling played-out [[Justin Bieber]] jokes. That is, of course, until he decided to make 70 videos worth of that shit and ruined what minuscule chance there was that he at least wouldn't fuck ''that'' up. 

==Variety hates you for having none==
[[Oldfag|Andrew Wallenstein]] of Variety magazine heavily [http://variety.com/2013/biz/news/if-pewdiepie-is-youtubes-top-talent-were-all-doomed-1200607196/ criticized] pewdiepie when it became the most subscribed channel, [[Truth|describing his videos as "aggressive stupidity" and "psycho babble".]] Even with something like Variety hating his guts, the 11 year old PewDieFags still will try to defend their lord to the death with getting into comment wars with actually intelligent adults, pulling out the [[typical]] jealousy and hater cards, and mentioning things like Ragnarok and Hitler. [[Srsly]]. Take a look at the comments section and see all that bubbling cancer.

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|Oh really now. I thought this was going to be an informative and credible site but clearly, whoever wrote this is OBVIOUSLY a hater that has pure envy against the most popular person In almost the entire world. Anyone who blathers like an idiot would HAVE to be you. And I am saying this on behalf of the over 30 million fans, including me, of the one they call Pewdiepie.|[[srsly|PewdiepieLuver]]

|Ignore This Bros, Its Just His Garbage|PewDiePie impersonator number #482472

|lol.. someone needs to get a real life. The one you have now is a sham…erm shame.. oh well same difference. I think someone should should stop trying to speak for entire demographics.. because that is ridiculous. What a joke man. Really.. watch it or don’t but please, oh please shut the f up.|Some dude named Alex

|How can you hate a guy that has used his popularity to collect over 450,000 dollars for water charities in countries that don’t have clean water? He may not be in your taste, but he does more good with his fame than you would think at first glance.|Tyrone. It's funny cause all that Jew Gold went to his GF instead.

|My IQ is 143 (No joke, I took a test :P) and I like PewDiePie. You mad bro? OH WAIT!|No, but you sound mad, Bob.

|Who you are to have the right to judge people?|Stephano impersonator #725

|Seriously?!? This is the most idiotic article I’ve ever read.Serious though pewdiepie is amazing ur probably to stupid to see that though. Your only saying this because your probably jealous anyone who thinks pewdiepie is annoying is probably annoying them selves but then again u probably work for Obama!!!!!!!! Bro fist to the face|Carissa, who probably fingers herself to his Swede voice.

|i am 1 of pewdis subscribers on youtube hi is the best youtuber i relly wont to meet him|ghostviper. Here's your cancer for the day.

|Author is also ignoring the hundreds of thousands Pewdiepie has raised for charity and I suspect is a little sore about someone being successful and popular. The bitterness is strong in this one…|David, with the mindset that donating absolves you of all crimes.

|You blithering old fart, I feel insult that you can talk so horribly about someone. What exactly have you done that so great? Felix is able to use his fans to drive huge positive force into charities and Independent game developers. Not only that he can boost channels hugely and entertain millions. Yes he swears but so does 99% of all famous people. Look at some positives for a change|David Emery. How do you feel insult again?

|Andrew Wallenstein, Pewdiepie makes more money than you, AND reaches far more people than Variety (aka That Toilet Paper) on a daily basis. Andrew Wallenstein, you belong to old tech no one wants, and your obsolescence makes you jealous of those better than you. Andrew Wallenstein, over 10 million people know who PewDiePie is. Who are you?|Andrew Carvin, yet another 12 year old assburgers kid disrespecting his elders.

|Pewdiepie can laugh his way to the bank/Haters like you make him more rich./I mean come on this is from an eleven year old girl and I even have more sense than you.|Anna, breaking the rules of the internet by showing her age, [[sarcasm|totally making sense.]]

|Hey, this article was just mean. You can’t just slander a guy like that. Calling him names like “Dolt” and “Idiot” are just a sign of bad writing. And no, I’m not a Pewdiepie fan. But I have a respect for him and the success he’s achieved, unlike you.|David. [[BAWWWWW]]

|Why are you bashing pewdiepie like this? You might not like him but that doesn’t give you the right to call him an idiot. So here is a word of advice. Go fuck yourself. Fucking prick|Jack, not knowing what an editorial is.

|To all the people out there who don’t like pewdipie: Just because you don’t like him doesn’t mean everyone else hates him too. I watch Pewdiepie and I’m not a stupid blubbering idiot ( which is what you guys call his fans). I’m a straight A student in honor classes, Gate, and I’m trilingual (which not many of you guys can say that you are) and after all the stress and the work I have to do to keep up my grades I also have to help my mom around the house (as in cleaning, cooking, babysitting, tutoring my brothers, and even doing the laundry). The only person who could actually make me smile after all that is Pewdiepie. And if you guys don’t respect that, then you guys are the stupid idiots, not us bros.|[[srsly|a pewdiepie fan]], rubbing in the fact that he/she sounds smart.

|I never thought the Editor-In-Chief of Variety would post an article without any facts/statistics about an innocent YouTuber who just undeniably entertains and amuses over 13 million children, teenagers, and adults. Shame on you.|Sadie H, yet another [[loli]] that doesn't know what an editorial is.

|I am not going to start off with the average anger comments, but just a rather simple list of counter agreements. First off, PewDiePie is not a revolutionary figure for the sake of this world’s future, teenagers don’t appreciate him as a god, (from what I can tell), nor will they run around, screeching quotes from a YouTuber. Second, 12.6 million subscribers is a great achievement for Felix, in fact he just received a Guinness World Record for doing so. Third, YouTube’s “greatest” form of entertainment is NOT PewDiePie, yes I suppose you can use some garbage filled sentences saying how Felix is a “psycho” or “slack-jawed” doesn’t sound very professional, though you might be going for amateur I myself don’t know. Lastly, PewDiePie doesn’t want fame, or glory necessarily, sure there are a whole lot of lies in this world, the whole world will eat itself someday… Anyways he does it for the pure entertainment of anyone who enjoys his blabber mouthed comments and insane videos. YouTube hasn’t shown one bit of evidence of saying that it is THE best entertainment of videos they have, but he is the most popular of now, of who all is followers are.|Parker. You will believe a PDP fan can have a brain.

|Listen here you barrel YOU are the blithering idoit, you have no clue the possible and direct joy pewdiepie brings kid’s teenager and ADULTS alike, i personally know from experiance i found pewdiepie while going through extreme depression and his videos helped me get through the day’s. I don’t know what you think you can achieve through blathering like an ass about pewdiepie but you will get nothing from it but hate comment’s replies ETC. . . have fun|The supposed Bro Army. Definitely sounds like it and sums it all up.

|the guy who made this can go KISS MY ROYAL IRISH ASS. if it wasn’t for pewdiepie i would be dead people at my school treated me like i was shit they called me names pushed me around and the freinds i did have fucking back stabed me and left me in tears if it wasn’t for pewdiepie’s perverted dumn and stupid sence of humor i would be dead and pewdie if your reading this i want to thank you and pewdie help me make freainds to now i allways have something to live for pewdiepie and my bro’s|Angelina, saying PDP prevented her from being [[an hero]].

|8 million people can’t be wrong. I, for one, love his videos. They make me laugh so much. I’d gladly take Pewdie’s “psychobabble” over the evening news. The author of this article clearly does not understand the direction that Youtube is taking or what it takes to have a successful channel.|JFPD. Yes they can.

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<center>'''Even [[France]] is funnier and has more balls than PewDiePie.'''</center>

[[Image:horrible acting.jpg|thumb|And [[autistic]] [[children]] [[Typical|actually fall for this crap]].]]


== Characters that appear in his videos ==
Since PewDiePie is both [[batshit insane]] and constantly desperate for supposedly "comedic" scenarios, he occasionally strikes up unintelligent conversations with inanimate objects or characters from the video games he talks over, and his [[13 year olds|fans]] find this gimmick funny only because they will find anything funny. '''Anything'''.

His gallery of memorable characters includes:

'''Stephano:''' A supposedly gay statue made by [[Arab]]s who mostly yells at PewDiePie (as any even remotely intelligent person who listens to him screaming for half a minute would do) except when it makes hints or shouts at PewDiePie when he misses something important while [[Castration|playing]] the [[Balls|game]], instead of simply telling him the truth of how severely unfunny he is.

'''Barrels:''' Probably the most famous character in his series (likely thanks to his fans' tendency to refer to anyone who understands why PewDiePie is not funny as "BARRELS"), these things are apparently the [[Genius|evil]] masterminds behind everything bad that happens to PewDiePie, hence whenever the rambling retard spots a barrel in any game he will immediately scream like the insufferable little faggot he is as loud as he can, because his so-called "commentary" just wasn't enough of an annoyingly unfunny trainwreck already. Oh, and he calls his haters, well... barrels. ([[New Jersey|Now we know where this faggotry came from]].)

'''''Happy Wheels'' characters:''' Whenever PewDiePie makes a new Happy Wheels video he just loves to [[autistic|give voice-overs to the characters he plays as]], because isn't that exactly what a slapstick game based entirely around physical comedy was missing? Dialogue that is comprised of constantly recycled catchphrases that no one with an I.Q. over 17 would mistake as even an attempt as actual [[lulz|comedy]]? Some of his famous characters are the [[satanist|irresponsible dad]] and his [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|son]] where he voices [[Trying too hard|both of them at the same time]]. Look up any PewDiePie fan forum and you're likely to find some of the most beloved quotes.

'''Mr. Chair:''' The dumbest and most retarded character ever created (yes, even by the standards of this douche-horse). Whenever he sees a chair, he gets all excited because his [[My Tiny Dick|microcock]] needs a fuckbuddy and thus he names it Mr. Chair. Get it? It's funny because it's a chair! All hail the [[no|comedic gem]] that is PewDiePie! 
Chairs also seem to "help" him in-game, seeing as whenever a monster chases him he throws the chair at the monster while saying [[wat|"Chair mode activated"]]. No, we're not making this up. He really is that fucking retarded.
[[File:pewdiepie the crossdresser.gif|thumb|Do I look [[weeaboo|kawaii]] yet?]]

'''Piggeh:''' A mutilated secks-crazy pig carcass PewDiePie discovered in Amnesia. Mostly talks and acts like a nigger cracking overdone "dirty" jokes and genital references. Using [[Unfunny|hilarious]] catchphrases such as "Yiyyyeh" and "I'm pumped" while probably hoping that its miserable swiny life would [[An hero|come to an end]]

'''Slender Man:''' [[Slenderman]] is a myth in which PewDiePie believes, so when he did a play-through of every 13-year-old YouTube-dwelling moron's nightmare Slender, he got so terrified that now, whenever he sees someone wearing a black suit and is bald, he [[rape|calls him]] "Slendy" (<s>look at</s>torrent his mad father's play-through for [[moar]] [[dox|info]]. This would be the same faggot that made Slender Man a [[forced meme]] and promptly ruined everything for everyone.)

[[Cryaotic|'''Cry:''']] Not a character he created, but his buttbuddy that appears in his videos when the unfunny needs crankin'. Cry is a [[attention whore|fame leech]] that only played with PewDiePie so he can get more [[13 year old boys|subscribers]] and thus get more money. <s>However</s>Thankfully, PewDiePie doesn't know because he has so much [[cum]] within his brain that he can't see the truth. [[pedophile|He also seems to like playing as little girls or play games that contain little girls]]. Pewdie fans generally imagine Pewdiepie and Cry engaging in [[Buttsecks|intimate acts]] together, because all "pewdiecry" fangirls are a bunch of [[tumblr|delusional 16 year olds]].

As of 2014, PewDiePie no longer used any of these "funny" characters because he realised that doing other shit would earn him more $$$. Even his [[faggot|good]] friend Cry has been abandoned for shitty Britfags, sluts and [[Smosh|FUCKING SMOSH]].

== <s> His [[CutiePieMarzia|girlfriend]] </s> Wife==
[[File:PewDiePieGF1.gif|right|230px|thumb|His girlfriend.]]

While PewDiePie was walking down the street one day, he found a [[Trap|gay guy dressed as a woman]], so he paid "her" [[Jew Gold|his fans' money]], and then after seeing his [[jew|great wealth]] "she" offered to [[Beard|pretend to be his girlfriend]]. He has to pay "her" monthly because [[loli]]s don't come cheap, which is why he always begs for money from his fans, yep, that's right the [[Welfare|donations]] are actually just sent to his "Girlfriend".

You get to see "her" playing with him sometimes in his videos, but just trust us this time: [[Tranny|"she"]] '''JUST SUCKS'''. When PewDiePie introduced his [[Whore|girlfriend]], a lot of [[fangirl]]s got angry because "she" stole him from them. This just proves that PewDiePie's fans are nothing but [[Forever Alone|a bunch of losers]] who will never get laid and are even worse than [[Call of Duty|CoD kiddies]] '''(HOLY SHIT, THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS BEEN DONE)'''.


Note: her English sucks swamp ass. I mean, a 80 year old, rural Chinese lady speaks better English than her.

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==His porn habits==
To no one's surprise, this basement dweller likes to watch porn. But whereas most of them actually do anything besides watching porn, this is not the case with this cunt as most of his browsing history is porn.<br />
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'''creatives.livejasmin.com'''<br />
'''xvideos.com'''<br />
'''tube8.com'''<br />
'''{{colortext|red|big}} {{colortext|blue|tits}} {{colortext|green|amateur}} {{colortext|orange|teen}}'''<br />
'''xhamstercams.com'''<br />
'''xhamster.com'''<br />
'''porn.com'''<br />
'''{{colortext|blue|Mature}} {{colortext|purple|Nude}} {{colortext|red|babes}} {{colortext|orange|Having}} {{colortext|green|sex}}'''<br />    
'''youporn.com'''<br /><br />
'''Nudevista.com'''<br /><br />
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{{RainbowSlant|perfect rolemodel}}

== PewDiePie Shows His [[Ass|True Colors]] ==

In October 2012 some people posted a simple, blatant troll video about PewDiePie. 

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[[Image:Pdpbro.jpg|thumb|A typical fantard comment.]]
[[File:Pewdiepie X Tobuscus.png|left|210px|thumb| [https://twitter.com/pewdiepie/status/719248520998477825 Defending] his rapist friend [[Tobuscus]]. A true rolemodel for the kiddies!]]

In a [[butthurt]] flurry, PewDiePie wrote a comment along the lines of "Oy Vey! The goy's hate and anti-semitism only bring me more shekels!" This inevitably caused a collective sore anus amongst his fans wondering why he said he was only in it for the money, and people began to downpour on PewDiePie troll videos white knighting anything and anybody who didn't suck his shriveled nerd e-[[cock]].
[[File:pewdiepie is a jew.png|right|450px|thumb|The post itself]]
[[Image:PewDiePieAsspieFans.png|thumb|More proof that his fans cannot take any negative opinion about their god.]]
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Fast forward to 29 August 2014 when PewDiePie reached the 30M subscriber mark. How does he TV celebrate this? He lets down his fanbase. He says that the comments section is too messy and full of [[shit]]. So what does he do? He disables the comments section. Yep, he gives in to the trolls and all sorts of people he mentioned, like the self-advertisers, aka fellow [[attention whore]]s.

[[File:PewDiePieIMDBlawl.png|thumb|What happened after [[IMDB]] promoted his shit on [https://www.facebook.com/imdb/posts/10154111225638949 their facebook].]]

Nearing the 50M subscriber mark, PewDiePie started bitching about how his channel was declining [[Srsly|because he doesn't get 2 million views per video all the time]]. Instead of taking this as a sign that his content was shit, he instead went on a [[Nasim Aghdam|ten minute rant blaming YouTube, claiming that there was a conspiracy to take him down]]. After this, he claimed that he would [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|delete his channel after hitting 50 million subscribers]], only to act like a complete twat and instead delete a sockpuppet he created.

== He came out of the closet ==

Remember how you used to think that the Harlem Shake fad could not possibly get more embarrassingly stupid? Well, look what happened instead:

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In February 2013 PewDiePie came out as a [[gay]] crossdresser, however, his video was instantly removed by his [[heterosexual|homophobic]] [[13-year-old boys|fanbase]]. The video starts out with him awkwardly walking around, the magnitude of which he feels is too great to put into words, so he expresses himself by wearing little girl's panties that he got in the mail from his fans, and then lives out his fantasy of dancing in a gay strip club for all the world to see. [[Lol|You can also get a good view of his small penis]].

== The Sep 2017 n word incident ==
Sometime in September 2017, on a PUBG livestream, PewDiePie got [[butthurt]] over a person he was trying to shoot on a bridge. [[Rage|Enraged]], he said "What a fuckin' [[nigger]]!". Then he Freudian slipped it and called him an asshole. This caused lots of controversy on the internet with people on [[Twatter|Twitter]] cancelling him and calling him a racist up to this day.

== His Fanbase ==

[[Image:intelligent cat.jpg|thumb|A [[NORP|normal person]]'s reaction to watching a PewDiePie video on YouTube.]]

His [[fanboy|"fanbase"]] consists entirely of sheltered [[white knight]] children, or at least people who share their mentality. Somewhere along the search for an adult role model, these children's insatiable desire for faggotry takes over and they're forced to find the only quasi-famous homosexual old enough to have a real job, but too socially inept to leave his mother's basement to get one. Since he spends all his time either fellating or [[fisting]] kids, or making funny faces while playing video games in order to lure them in. These children call themselves the "Bro Army," or "Bros," and are identified by the trail left behind of semen dripping from their sodomized kiddy anuses. Look for either that or any group of gaming-obsessed idiots exchanging unfunny catchphrases as if Z-grade comedy is their own, separate language.

These self-proclaimed "Bros" are exactly like [[bronies]], except these guys fap to PewDiePie while bronies fap to pony porn, and bronies at least have a very, very, very, VERY small chance of [[Rape|getting some]]. The "bros" won't even get a chance to touch their stepfather's [[manboobs]].

His [[Children|fantards]] seem to call everyone who hates on PewDiePie a "barrel", intending for it to be their clever little in-joke and not realizing that it just makes them look like even more of an original [[fucktard]] and it makes people take them less [[Srys|seriously]]. That or they'll just accuse his haters of being jealous, which has the same effect as their "barrel" in-joke. What exactly you're supposed to be jealous of is very rarely clarified. Is it his ability to suck the comedy out of the room like a fucking Dyson? Is it the fact that the haters will never get as famous as him, i.e. obtain a fanbase that contains nothing aside from easily amused kids and teens? Is it the fact that he's got a girlfriend and the haters don't? Well no, because who would want to date anyone who finds loud Happy Wheels commentaries for 70 fucking videos amusing?  

It's a good thing he has this massive, blindly defensive following, though, because that means he can conveniently send an army of illiterate, prepubescent fucktards to defend him whenever someone calls him out on his bullshit, so that he won't actually go as far as to grow an actual set of testicles and learn to accept criticism.
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'''1 hour of fucking torture.'''</center>

Trolling his Fanbase
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Types of fans includes:
*[[Wapanese]]
[[File:coming for your children.jpg|thumb|right|[[rape|The last thing kids see.]]]]
*[[Hetalia|Hetalia-Fags]]
*[[12 year old girls]]
*[[Retard|Retards]]
*[[Tumblr|Tumblr Fangirls]]
*[[You]]
*[[13-year-old boy|13 year old boys]]
*[[Virgin|Virgins]] (Only exception is if one fan were to have [[Rape|unfortunate encounter]] [[IRL]].)
*[[Touhou|Touhou-fags]] (There's quite a few [[Retard|users]] on his [http://pewdiepie.net/ forum] which are this type. Refer to Rule ⑨)
*[[Emo|Emos]] ([[Some argue|Many claim]] watching Pewdie has helped them through stages of avoiding depression, [[An Hero|Anti-heroes]], in short.)
*[[My Little Pony|Pony-Fags]]
*[[Yaoi|Yaoi Fans]] (The amount of these are just too many to humanly count. And because the big chinned Semite does his gaming videos with a partner,[[Gay|Cry]], the yaoi fangirls thought, [http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/033/e/2/pewdiepie_rapeing_time_cry__xd_by_kiba_kun01-d5tjpzs.jpg why not?])
*[[Furry|Furries]] ([http://rule34-data-002.paheal.net/_images/376afc0d0dac9ed397c059075f1ffd1c/952055%20-%20ChaoticMonki%20Felix%20PewDiePie%TV20YouTube%20youtuber.png Don't even ask.])
*[[Deviantart|Deviantartists]] ([[SRSLY]]. There are loads of these. Furfags and all of the above are usually are this too, and plenty of these fall under as Pewdiepies fans too, and its not uncommon for fans to [[Bishie syndrome|Weaboo-up their idols]]. [http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/67ca4ae1d3235454f8357ee92b2a546c/951171%20-%20ChaoticMonki%20Felix%20PewDiePie%20YouTube%20youtuber.jpg Take a look at this cute fanart of Cry and Pewdie for example!][http://rule34-data-002.paheal.net/_images/e832cbd853f8c6df2ceb22e06f63954a/988789%20-%20Felix%20PewDiePie%20YouTube%20featured_image%20stephano%20youtuber.png Heres another one, and yes, they actually spent time to sit down and color this in. If this isn't Aspies then i don't know what this is.] )

The list goes on...Oh, and if you're wondering how to troll his fans, just pick on them in general, but the 10-13 year old fans will get their [[Penis|Dicks]] all strung up if you mention that he copies other users in humor ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez4zUKMUPiE there's loads of faggotry about this, try to phase out the virgin guy's talking when watching]), is in fact  [[Pedobear]], or [[Gay]] (spam R34 if they deny).

And in case you want to [[DO NOT WANT|witness the faggotry yourself]], [http://pewdiepie.net/index.php?page=Index Here's his forum.]

==His Malignant "Fabulous" Song==
On December 13th 2014, the overrated faggot enslaved some asshole named [[Goatse|Roomie]] to do a shitty montage song. In this video, PewDiePussy is cumfirmed to be a [[homosexual]] and that even his feminazi friend is less queer. Later in 2015, the morbidly obese neckbeards at [[Roblox]] decided to [[Ear rape|force you to listen]] to this cancer just to get a terribly designed egg.

==Secret Nazi?==
While making a 2017 video on the notoriously shitty website [[fiverr]] (located in <s>Jewland</s> Israel), this autistic faggot paid a couple of Indian niggers to hold up a sign that said "DEATH TO ALL JEWS". Naturally, every [[SJW]] butthurt over the election of [[Donald Trump]] went into a frenzy, accusing Pewdiepie of being an anti-Semite and a racist. Google and Disney cut off their partnerships with him, costing him millions of dollars and getting his series ''Scare Pewdiepie'' cancelled. And nothing of value was lost. 12 months later, in December 2018, he gave a shoutout [https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pewdiepies-excuse-for-promoting-racist-youtube-content-includes-more-racist-content_us_5c1027e4e4b00e17a533cb0d?v8s to a YouTube channel run by an open neo-Nazi.] Pewdie's reaction? [[Dubious disclaimer|"I'll be more careful in future."]]

==[[Fanart]] Gallery==

{{cg|PewDiePie|pewdiepiegallery|center|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:pewdiepie fanart fail.jpg|Who is the retard who drew this?
Image:pewdiepie pony.jpg|Proof that pewdiepie fans are [[bronies]]
Image:pewdiepie furry.png|and furries.
Image:pewdiepedo.jpg|Proof that pewdiepie is a fan of [[loli]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:pewdiepie rape.jpg|Pewdiepie getting raped by one of his fans
Image:Shitty pewdiepie fanart.jpg|WHAT.THE.FUCK
Image:Mspaintpew.jpg|Now in scribblenauts
Image:Another pewdiepie furry.jpg|Another furry huh; well no surprise here.
Image:Rapeface_PewDiePie.jpg|His best rape face
Image:pewdiepie fanart 4.jpg|Autism reaching critical levels here.
Image:pewdiepie fanart 5.png|Not even good for wiping your ass.
Image:pewdiepie fanart 6.jpg|Fag Party
File:Pewdiepie nigger.png
File:1135270 - PewDiePie YouTube fakes troll34 youtuber.jpg|Meanwhile on YouTube, JewDiePie finds ways to make $$$
File:Pewdie brow.PNG
File:Pewdiepie Did Nothing Wrong.jpg
File:Pewdie uni.PNG
File:Pewdie mong.PNG|Mongolian master race reporting in
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== Examples of this faggotry ==
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==[[T-Series|A New Challenger Approaches]]==
During September of 2018, the internet was dumbfounded as the curry-[[niggers]] over in [[India]] have enacted a way to overtake PewDiePie's Army of [[Autists|9-year-olds]]. By using the power of [[Jew Gold]], [[T-Series]] have been [[Bots|miraculously gaining subscribers]] in an attempt to obtain dominance over [[YouTube|JewTube]]. In response, [[Retards|audiences all across Youtube]] have been flinging as much shit on the wall as possible in the hopes that maybe their lord and saviour PewDiePie can retain their spot as the top YouTuber. PewDiePie even [[Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?|went so far]] to make a [[Abortion|diss track]] against T-Series, believing there are actually people who will listen to any of his music.

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|<center><big>'''Millions of ears all over the world are still yet to recover.'''</big></center><br>
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Unfortunately, as [[Mr Beast]] wanted an excuse to produce more clickbait; MrBeast decided to buy as much IRL ad-space as he could to promote PewDiePie. This has only halted the inevitable and encouraged other individuals to do stupid shit like saying "Subscribe to PewDiePie" 50 minutes, pay people to subscribe to him, and even [[hack]] into a bunch of printers in an attempt to promote this gay-ass YouTube channel. Please keep in mind that if you promote either one of these YouTube channels you will forever be branded as a faggot and should forever be actively trolled.

Soon enough, "Subscribe to Pewdiepie" became so stupid that even [[Brenton Tarrant]], the Christchurch mosque shooter, told people on his livestream to "Subscribe to Pewdiepie". This caused great butthurt in the reputable Jewish press, which labeled PewDiePie as a Nazi, causing him to [[delete fucking everything|delete his twitter]] and take [[CutiePieMarzia|a hot Italian]] as a wife.

==See Also==

*[[Let's Play]]
*[[Aspie]]
*[[YouTube Nobodies]]
*[[Angry Video Game Nerd]]
*[[Video Game Reviewers]]
*[[Tobuscus]]
*[[Markiplier]]
*[[Jew]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Pewdie-Pinkiepie]]
*[[CutiePieMarzia]]
*[[Dillon The Hacker]]
*[[fouseyTUBE]]

==External Links==

*{{yt|u|PewDiePie}}
*{{yt|u|PewDiePieGaming}}
*{{facebook|Pewdie}}
* [http://pewdiepie.wikia.com/wiki/PewDiePie The obligatory Wikia wiki]'''
* [http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2014/06/18/youtuber-pewdiepie-is-making-4-million-a-year/ PewDiePie makes $4 million per year playing video games] (Archived: {{archive|xznNZ|1}} {{wayback|http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2014/06/18/youtuber-pewdiepie-is-making-4-million-a-year/|title=2}})
* [http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/12/pewdiepie-hits-50-million-subs-deletes-other-channel.html Another example of Felix's irrefutable attention-whoring] (Archived: {{archive|HKhdO|1}} {{wayback|http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/12/pewdiepie-hits-50-million-subs-deletes-other-channel.html|title=2}})
* [http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/pewdiepie-antisemitic-jokes-racism-youtube-star-fascism-become-cool-alt-right-young-people-a7579756.html "When did fascism become so cool? PewDiePie's antics are the thin end of the wedge"] (Archived: {{Archive|fAOln|1}} {{wayback|http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/pewdiepie-antisemitic-jokes-racism-youtube-star-fascism-become-cool-alt-right-young-people-a7579756.html|title=2}})
* [https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/15/youtube-pewdiepie-thinks-death-to-all-jews-joke-laughing-yet "PewDiePie thinks 'Death to all Jews' is a joke. Are you laughing yet?"] (Archived: {{archive|Yqvlz|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/15/youtube-pewdiepie-thinks-death-to-all-jews-joke-laughing-yet|title=2}})
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