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Padonki is to the [[Russia|Russians]] as [[leet|L33T]] is to the Westerners. Its used by [[basement dwellers]], [[script kiddies]] and other assorted [[lusers]] across Russia, but is also used, unlike L33T, by interesting people such as [[Nazi|Skinheads]], [[KKK|white supremacists]] and other such delightful people.

==Origin==

Padonki was originally created at [http://www.udaff.com Udaff]. It has then since spread amongst the Russian internet populace like cancer with almost all forums, [[hacker|haxx0r]] sites and IM using this fucked up version of Russian. It is basically Russian, but made [[fail|cooler]] by using the grammar and spelling skillz of a 3-year old to make everything barely legible.

==Udaff==

[[Image:Udaff logo.png|thumb|Udaff fucking hates [[you]]]]

Udaff is the Russian website that Padonki originated at. It's pretty much a collection of skinheads writing [[emo|poetry and short stories]] about hacking up [[Jews]] and [[fags]]. The site itself is pretty [[lulzy]] if you can understand Russian as the articles are about [[vodka]], [[Guro|hacking up and raping little girls]], moar vodka, doing [[drugs]], and even [[MOAR]] VODKA. Due to their fag hating ways the Udaff community is in a constant [[flamewar]] with [http://www.gay.ru gay.ru] producing many fags with severely flattened heads from curb stomping and much lulz. Anyone who is suspected of being a [[fag enabler]] who posts on the site will be laughed at, [[b&]] and hunted down.

==Phrases==

So you've decided that you're going to [[troll]] the shit out some Russian website while sounding like some L33T Russian hacker? Then pay attention to the basic phrases.

*Зачот, +1 - [[Win|Win]]
*Жжошь! - [[Lulz|Lulzworthly]] (You burning out!)
*Бугага - Ololo
*Низачот - [[fail]]
*Ниасилил - [[TL;DR]]
*Животнвйе - Animal
*Ф Бабруйск, жывотнае - [[GTFO]]
*Ахтунг - [[fag]] (Warning,Caution)
*Гидроколбаса - Hydrosausage (Drink-up)
*Йа - [[You|I]]
*Йух - [[Dick|kciD]]
*Йад - Poison
*выпей йаду и не пешы больше - go [[An hero]] yourself and don't write anymore (Go drink poison)
*убей сибя ап стену - go [[An hero]] yourself (Run into a wall continiously until you die)
*Аффтар - Author
*Пешы исчо - Write [[Moar|Moar]]
*Сцуко - Bitch
*Пелотка - Pussy (Cunt cap)
*Аццкий сотона - Hellish [[Satan|Satan]]
*КГ/АМ - Creative shit/Author asshole
*Ф газенваген - GB2 teh Gaschamber (especially good against [[Jews]])
*Пендостан - USA ([[Pendos]]tan)
*ЧиП - Faggot and Asshole
*Абассака - [[Lulz|Lulz]] (Piss-up)
*Ниибаца - [[OH SHI-|OH SHI-]] (No fuck!)
*Тема сисек не раскрыта - [[Boobs|Boob]] theme wasn't been opened
*Ужосах - Fukken Horror

==Links==

[http://www.udaff.com Udaff homepage.] <br>
[http://www.russki-mat.net/e/padonkoff.htm Entire phrasebook, either learn Russian or copypasta - or your grammar and spelling will be more retarded than normal Russian; you'll just get laughed at.]<br>
[http://www.padonki.org падонки.org homepage.] <br>

==See Also==
*[[l33t]], the English speaker's equivalent. <br>
*[[Сибирской говор]], another fucked up/fake Russian language. <br>
*[[Russia]], the origin point. <br>
*[[Preved]], an old Russian meme that these mother fuckers love. <br>

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