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[[Image:Nosuicides.jpg|thumb|A parody image that circulated before mwells' ironic suicide attempt.]]

'''Mwells''' is an iconic figure of misery, humour and self-deprecation. Best known for an attempted [[suicide]] with iron supplements and being abused by the various [[internet tough guy|thugs]] and bullies of [[Salj|the world]].

After Mwells related a story describing his [[fellatio|illicit oral encounter]] with an [[NAMBLA|older man]], a new catchprase was formed: "You suck more dick than mwells," usually followed by [[lol]] or an [[emoticon]] of some kind.

Mwells is also known as a pathetically obese teenager, which is a massive understatement. Mwells is the fattiest fatty to ever fat.  He also currently works at Big Lots because he is an unskilled retard and could not ever hope to find a better job.

==External Links==
*[http://www.ljdrama.org/index.php?p=1028 Ljdrama]: Mwells suicide/cocksucking fat whore drama
*[http://www.dejenerate.net/ruxpin/pub/MWELLSDAD.wav Here is a recording] of [[Ruxpin_exe]] prank calling Mwells' dad.

==See also==
* [[Trouser minnow]]
* [[Saljer]]
* [[fat]]
* [[bisexual]]
* [[Threatening suicide]]

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