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[[Image:Uboxsikon.jpg|thumb|300px|Quasi-furry]]
[[Image:Sikon-Maia.jpg|thumb|Gender: Unknown]]
LucidFox is the [[Wikia]] and [[Freenode]] Chief Ambassador to [[ED IRC]]. He thinks he is a [[furry]] but he's just an [[anime]] foxboy; he should grow [[moar]] fur. His lack of furry is even more obvious when one notes his lack of [[gay|(open) homosexuality]]. He is also [[Russia]]n.

Learn to spell [[Uncyclopedia]] and then enlarge your penis please.

== Is he logging this? ==
Yes.

== Is he pretty fucked up? ==
Yes. LucidFox, like our furry friend [[Duke Otterland]], is both [[bisexual]] and anti-gay marriage. Yet, unlike the Duke, LucidFox is seriously clever because he likes [[TOW|Wikipedia]].

LucidFox calls himself straight; whenever he finds himself wanting to think about guys in that special way, he imagines himself as a girl, a girl named Maia. And now he dresses up like one. Because somehow, that makes it still straight. [[no|Somehow]].

==Is he pedantic?==
[[Image:SikononED.jpg]]

Anyone who speaks fluent Orwellian Newspeak is not only a grade A pedant, they are a [[cock]].  For the record and to show that we at ED are not impressed by [[gay|faggotry]] of this magnitude a translation is: Encyclopaedia Dramatica is totally fucking awesome.  If I had a bigger cock I'd tap ED [[in the ass|in that ass]]. [[LOLDONGS]].

==Wookiecide==
[[Image:Sicon team maia white.png|thumb|left|Userpic]]
Despite his positive stance regarding the [[GFDL]] and [[Linux]], Sikon has a [[microsoft|proprietary attitude]] towards his [[Unwarranted self-importance|precious]] material. He tried to treat [[Wookieepedia]] as if it was his private domain. His typical response to any disagreement was to insist his way, or he would [[Wikibreak|pack up and go home]], taking his [[Unwarranted self-importance|necessary]] [[Steve Ballmer|technical expertise]] with him. [http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:Requests_for_removal_of_user_rights/Archive/Sikon]
[http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookieepedia:Requests_for_removal_of_user_rights/Archive/Sikon_%28second_nomination%29]
During January 2008 he [[wikicide|killed]] his account due to anti-[[furry]] remarks   the community made against him on the [[wikia]] [[IRC]] channel. 

==The Desura incident==

In 2012, LucidFox appeared on the Desura forums with a list of ''totally valid'' complaints about Desura.

# Desura had poor Linux support.
# Desura was something, something, bla bla.
# Desura asked users to pick a gender when signing up, and didn't have an "Other" option.

Guess which one turned into epic butthurt?

The Desura forums mostly ignored the whining. Henley, the big cheese admin, smartly told LucidFox a gender hidden option would be added at some point in the future. Ambient Malice, a generic user, kept stirring the pot by licking Henley's anus and falling over himself to agree with his position on whether whether websites should be allowed to ask whether their users are boys or girls. Eventually LucidFox got extremely butthurt over the fact the admins wouldn't bend over backwards and suck their own dicks, (or lick their own slits) and so departed, swearing never to return.

''And nobody cared.''

== Gallery ==
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Image:Lucidfox_irl.jpg|IRL in 2005
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Image:Sikon-02.jpg
Image:Lucidfox_irl_3.jpg|In 2013
Image:Sikon-03.jpg
Image:Sikon-04.jpg
Image:Sikon-05.jpg
Image:Sikon-06.jpg
Image:Sikon-07.jpg
Image:Sikon-08.jpg
Image:Sikon-09.jpg
Image:LucidFox2017.jpeg|In 2017
Image:Sikon-10.jpg
Image:Maia-Everett_by_Relnaro.jpg|Portrait by Relnaro from the DeviantArt
Image:Sikon-11.jpg
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</gallery>

== External Links ==
*[http://www.lucidfox.org/ LucidFox's website]
*[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Sikon LucidFox on Uncyclopedia]
*[http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/User:Sikon LucidFox on Wookieepedia]
*[http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/User:Sikon LucidFox on Stargate Wiki]
*{{lj|sikon}}'s livejournal. Totally in Moonese.
*[http://www.facebook.com/inetperson Sikon] on [[Failbook]]
*[http://valet.ru/user/216029500/ Sikon] (Maia Everett) on Valet
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