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[[File:NiggerdileTears.jpg|thumb|We have a whole fucking gallery of this murdering [[negress]] [[BAWWWWW]]ing her eyes out. [[Srsly]].]]
[[File:LindaChocolate.jpg|thumb|[[Cool story, bro|Cool story, negress.]]]]

'''Linda Anita Carty''' is a {{Age|1958|10|5}}-year-old [[Zaiger|drug dealer]], [[Black people|car thief]], [[Liar|pathological liar]], [[snitch]] and [[batshit insane]] [[psychopath]] who was born on the [[Shaneequa]]-infested island of ''St. Kitts'' in 1958 and [[Illegal immigrant|immigrated]] to the [[Jewnited States]] of [[Texas]] in 1982 after she bring much shame to famiry by getting [[Pregnant|knocked up]] out of wedlock. In 1988, Linda got knocked up yet again in a [[Houston]] car park and gave the child up for [[Abortion|adoption]] after realizing that it had completely destroyed her [[vagina]] on the way out. In 1992, Linda was arrested for [[Poser|posing]] as an [[FBI]] agent and driving a stolen vehicle – an event that led to her becoming a [[Snitch|police informant]] in an attempt to save her own arse from experiencing the joy of [[violent]] [[lesbian]] [[prison rape]].

By 2001, Linda was 3 years into a relationship with a [[Mexican]] named '''Jose Corona''' that was quickly falling apart due to Linda's habit of being a [[psycho]] [[cunt]]. In a desperate attempt to win back Jose's heart (i.e. [[Wimmin|force him to stay with her]]), Linda began faking [[pregnancy]] and spending Jose's [[He does it for free|hard-earned money]] to buy tons of [[Plastic crap|crap for a baby]] that [[Imaginary Girlfriend|didn't actually exist]]. In an attempt to keep up her [[Fake News|charade]], Linda repeatedly followed up her fake pregnancies with fake [[Loss.jpg|miscarriages]].

In May of [[2001]], Linda began to realize that Jose was sick of her shit and, in a desperate last-ditch effort to get him back, she hired an elite platoon of [[Weed|ganja]]-craving [[Gangsta|ghetto mercs]] to kidnap her neighbor, 25-year-old '''Joana Rodriguez''', so she could steal her [[A Serbian Film|newborn]] son and pass him off as her own. This, of course, ended with Linda [[Murder|brutally smothering Rodriguez to death with a garbage bag]] in the truck of her daughter's car and nearly killing the newborn through her own [[retard]]ation.

After being sentenced to death, Linda decided to begin [[lying]] about the circumstances of her conviction and [[Kesha|lying about being a rape victim]] to anyone who was [[dumb]] enough to actually listen to her. Linda also began attempting to use the fact that she is ''technically'' a [[British]] citizen to gain the support of a [[batshit insane]] UK-based anti-death penalty organization called '''Reprieve'''.



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== Murder She Dindu ==

[[File:JoanaRodriguez.jpg|thumb|Joana Rodriguez, just another [[dead]] [[Mexican]].]]

On May 16, [[2001]], Linda Carty convinced three young [[Nigga|thugs]] named '''Christopher Anthony Robinson''', '''Carliss Ray Williams, Jr.''' and '''Gerald Jerome Anderson''' to help her commit a home invasion [[robbery]] at her next door neighbours' home by telling the terrible trio that the apartment was owned by [[Zaiger|drug dealers]] and contained at least [[Girlvinyl|900 pounds]] of [[weed]]. In reality, the apartment contained [[Boring|no weed]] and was actually occupied by a totally innocent [[spic]] couple and their newborn son.




{{quote|I'll cut the baby out of the bitch.|Linda "Dindu Nuffin" Carty}}


{{quote|I hate to say that man's name. I wouldn't be here if I had better counsel.|Linda Carty, blaming her lawyer for not [[Cunnilingus|getting her off]] {{archive|MI8te}}}}

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== BAWWWWWtistic Granny ==

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== Witness Tampering ==

[[File:ChristopherRobinson.jpg|thumb|220px|Christopher Robinson, certified [[pussy]].]]

In [[2014]], Linda Carty somehow managed to intimidate Chris Robinson to the point that he [[Lie|perjured himself]] by signing a statement that implied that she [[DINDU NUFFIN]] and was convicted because of made up prosecutorial misconduct. Obviously, Robinson was lying since he was caught on tape [[Masturbation|fingering]] Carty immediately after he was arrested back in [[2002]].


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== Crime Scene Photos ==

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== Trolling Linda's White Knights ==

{{smallrainbow|SHE DID IT AND SHE DESERVES TO DIE FOR IT}}

== See Also ==

* [[Marcellus Williams]]
* [[DINDU NUFFIN]]
* [[Shaneequa]]
* [[Sob Story]]
* [[Snitch]]
* [[Liar]]


== External Links ==

* {{archive|erwKS|LINDA CARTY: The Guilty Murderess}}
* {{archive|JhDU2|Linda Carty and the march of the gullible}}
* {{archive|8uxUa|12 myths about Linda Carty debunked}}
* {{archive|UhWHA|Linda Carty, the Reprieve lie machine, and the bleeding heart of Clive Stafford Smith}}

* {{archive|Wc1sf|Witnesses against death row grandmother admit they lied following threats from prosecutors}} - A 100% bullshit article that the faggots at Reprieve shat out.
** {{archive|OJ86F|Witnesses Against a British Grandmother on Death Row Say Texas Prosecutors Blackmailed Them Into Testimony}} - VICE joins the party.
* {{archive|f92zA|DEA agent, former eyewitness allege prosecutorial misconduct in Linda Carty murder case}} - Her DEA handler/lover doesn't want people to know that his informant was a psychopath.
* {{archive|FL1yq|British grandmother on death row in Texas claims she has new evidence that proves she did not murder her neighbor in a bid to steal her daughter}}


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