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'''King Dedede Drooling While Eating''' is the title of a series of merchandise on Sears.com that displays [[fat|King Dedede]], a [[Kirby]] character, fucking some [[nigra|Waddle Dees]]. They were made by a company called "Carson's Collectibles" and the art was stolen from [[furry porn]] from [[Furaffinity]]. [[4chan]] and [[Something Awful]] discovered it and they had a field day!

The merchandise was up since April 2010.

Now, searching "king dedede drooling while eating" sends you back to the home page, and the merchandise pages bring up a [[404]].

==The original picture==
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==Opening of a beautiful present==
A [[goon]] named Yoshi Jjang found some Rule 34 that was shipped to his doorway!
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File:Dededepackage1.jpg|I'm a 12 year old [[goon]] and what is this?
File:Dededepackage2.jpg|All bubblewrappy
File:Dededepackage3.jpg|Oooh! It's Carson's Collectibles!
File:Dededepackage4.jpg|Yay, it's my Rule 34
File:Dededepackage5.jpg|I can't wait to unwrap my Kirby porn plate!
File:Dededepackage6.jpg|What a masterpiece!
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==Multiple bad habits==
For those of you that enjoy smoking with your Rule 34
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File:DededeLighter1.jpg
File:DededeLighter2.jpg
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==Tick tock==
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File:Dededeclock.jpg
File:Dededeclockshipped.png
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==Fun gallery==
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File:ThatsAPenis.jpg
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==See also==
* [[Kirby]] (Kirby himself does not make an appearance in the image, however.)

==External links==
* <s>[http://www.sears.com/shc/s/search_10153_12605?lang=en&pageNum=3&viewItems=25&keyword=king%20dedede%20drooling%20while%20eating Buy this stuff NAOW!]</s> BALEETED
* [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3439441 Something Awful]
* Chanarchives
**http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/21962
**http://chanarchive.org/4chan/co/21974/http-www-sears-com-shc-s-productdisplay-partnumber-spm244246942p-storeid-10153-blocktype-g-9-blockno-9-ca
**http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/21997
**http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/22018/sears-general-4-sears-only-sells-products-of-the-highest-caliber-get-in-here-and-support-your-love-for-k
*The original picture on Furaffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1265647/
*The original artist's journal entry about finding out about the Sears listings: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2755014/
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