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'''Kewlies''' or '''Cool''' is a word that is used in order to be sarcastic or describe [[13-year-old boys|insecure children]]. It used to be used as a reference to temperature, but only [[Nerd|nerds]] use it for that now. Now if you ask somebody what the word cool means, they will [[o rly|tell you it refers to something that is cool]]. However, there's a good chance that they're just being [[Sarcasm|sarcastic]] because [[you|who]] the fuck uses the word "cool" anyway? I mean, [[SRSLY|really]]?


==What is coolness?==
Scientists have been pondering this for [[at least 100 years]]. This is because scientists want to be cool, so they can get [[pussy]]. Unfortunately, as [[nerd]]s, they will never be cool.
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'''These guys are pretty kewlies.'''
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==Things that are cool==
[[Image:These_guys_are_cool.jpg‎|thumb|These guys are cool. Cooler than [[you]].]]

*Crocodiles wearing leather jackets while riding motorcycles
*Goblins driving clown cars
*[[Swearing]] at furries
*[[Guns]] for fursecution
*[[Fursecution]]
*Easy [[whore|wimmins]]
*[[Divide by zero|Dividing by zero. OH SHI-]]
*[[Smoking]]
*[[Vaping]]
*[[Drinking]]
*[[Stealthing]]
*Spiky mohawks
*Whipping your dick out at [[John McCain|old people]]
*Spontaneous [[asking for it|raep]]
*[[Cool story bro|Stories]]
*[[pretty cool guy|Pretty cool guys]]
*[[Lulz]]

==Things that are not cool==
[[Image:Ugly_animu_guy-1-.jpg‎|thumb|Throwing hair in your face and trying to look "intense" isn't going to help, [[faggot]].]]
*[[AIDS]] ([[lol|unless you have it.]])
*[[Your mom]]
*[[Star Trek]]
*[[Fag|Elton John]]
*[[Paris Hilton]]
*[[You]]
*[[Justin Bieber]]
*[[You]]
*[[Wiggers]]
*[[Belgium|Belgians]]
*[[You]]

==How to measure coolness==
[[Shit nobody cares about|The standard SI unit of coolness is Fonzies or simply Fn, in honor of the coolest cat ever. The Fonz.  The formula for measuring coolness is: time x atomic coolness= overall coolness. Lets try an example!
Jimi Hendrix started his music career in 1966 to 1970. That is 883008000 sec. (Which is 4 years.) Next multiply 883008000 sec. by the atomic coolness. The atomic coolness of being a kick ass guitarist is exactly 100.897 acu (atomic coolness units). Now, just multiply both numbers: 883008000 sec x 100.897 acu= 8.90929 x 10^10 Fn (fonzies.) Note: 1 Fonz is always written as: 1 (sec.)(acu) which equals 1 cubic Fonz.]]

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Image:Fonzie.jpg|Coolness is measured in units called [[Fonzie|MicroFonzies]] (µω).
Image:Coolness.jpg|This also goes for [[you]].
Image:Thisisawesome.jpg|Cool is defined as being young, blonde, and laughing with some robots. [[lolwut]].
Image:Thebloominonions.jpg|Kewlies enjoy Jager bombs and group [[buttsecks]].
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Image:Snoopycool.jpg|Yeah, a dog and a tiny canary are way cooler than [[you]]. Read it and [[BAWWW|weep]].
Image:Kinda_cool.gif|The [[space|Crab Nebula]] is cooler than [[YOU]] will ever be.
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==How to be Cool==
*Step 1...Do it for the [[lulz]].
*Step 2...[[time paradox|Repeat step 2]].
*Step 3...[[pain series|????]]
*Step 4...[[Profit|Profit!]]

==See also==
*[[Hugh Jidette]]
*[[Pretty cool guy]]
*[[Your mom]]
*[[Too cool for the internet]]



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