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'''Jizztini''' (also known as '''Gokkun''', '''Cum Cocktail''' or '''McDonalds Milkshake''') is a [[shock image]] depicting a [[cum slut]] after a long [[bukkake]] session delicately sipping some of the [[semen|fruits of her labor]] out of an ultra-sophisticated martini glass, hence the name jizztini. Despite being involved in bukkake and generally being a [[sick fuck]], the jizztini woman is shockingly not [[azn]]. It is also suspected that her desire to drink such a refined cocktail while daintily placing her finger up on the glass shows that she is [[rich and beautiful]]. 

Like [[goatse]], there are also plenty of small details for those experienced in the horrors of internet shock photos to feast upon. For example, jizztini lady's rather tasteful choice in jewelry, as well as the pinball machine in the background. 

Its usefulness for [[troll]]ing is somewhat limited by the fact that it is powerless against [[furries]] and [[faggots]], who will immediately begin [[fapping]] at the mere sight of so much jizz.

== External Links ==

* [http://www.youjizz.com/videos/skanky-bride-meets-her-many-eager-husbands-118884.html The whole porno for your viewing pleasure]
* <s>[http://www.jiztini.com Jizztini.com]</s> '''(dead link as of Nov 2014)'''
* <s>[http://jiztini.humanjava.com/ Jizztini mirror]</s> '''(dead link as of Nov 2014)'''
* [http://jizztini.ytmnd.com Jizztini] on [[YTMND]]
* [http://www.spankwire.com/Hot-MILF-Bukkake/video153053/ Alternate link]

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