View source for Jew Hat

<!--[[File:Dog-Hasidic-Jew-Hat-FEB-28-20101.jpg|thumb|150px||[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]]]]-->
[[File:Coat of arms of judenburg, austria.png|thumb|right|180px|The coat of arms of Judenburg, Austria, featuring jew hat]]
The '''Jew Hat''' or '''''Judenhut''''' is a cone-shaped pointed hat, often white or yellow which has in recent times become something of a 'little black dress' for {{hover|<s>elitist</s>|They're ALL elitist}} [[hipster]] kikes.

==History==
[[File:001-judenhut-m-kugelspitze01.jpg||210px|thumb|A Jew Hat depicted last Thursday.]]
[[File:Judenhut.jpg|thumb|200px|Reinforced, handy for stonings]]
[[File:Medieval talmud debate jews.jpg|thumb|200px|Jew hat parade]]
<!--[[File:Jewhat.jpg|thumb|left|250px|200px|How it all went down]]-->
''The below account is [[wikipedia:Richard_I_of_England#Anti-Jewish_violence|100% factual according to TOW]].'' It should also be noted that '''King Richard the Lionheart''' wasn't just anti-semetic but was also rather fond of [[Crusades|pwning Moslems]].

Although now highly fashionable, the '''Jew Hat''' wasn't always so cool; not for Jews that is. Invented at least 900 years ago in [[Medieval]] England by epic Jew ha(t)ter [[IRL troll|King Richard the Lionheart]] to separate the Jews from the Gentiles (since [[foreskin|dropping trou]] wasn't really practical), the Jew Hat was akin to the yellow star [[Hitler]] (who totally stole from the idea from [[the Pope]] around the [[Spanish Inquisition]]) made the Jews wear in [[Nazi]] Germany. 

Good King Richard had decided that his coronation was to be a [[mantrain|guy's only]] affair and made a proclamation banning Jews and [[wimmins]]. Since most wimmins are [[tits|easily detectable]], there was no problem there, but the Jews...what to do about the Jew? Richard decided that a [[Curious George|yellow hat]] with a [[circumcised]] knob on top would do the trick and made another proclamation making the Jew Hat compulsory for the Jews. 

So far so good. The only problem was, that some brown-nosing money lenders decided to sneak in anyway to curry favour with the new king and upon arrival were easily spotted by their Jew Hats and Richard's courtiers stripped and flogged the Jews, then flung them out of court. Richard then ordered all Jews to be killed and the [[chavs|people of London]] began a [[holocaust|massacre]]. Many Jews were beaten to death, robbed, and burned alive and Jewish homes were burned down. Several Jews were [[owned|forcibly baptised]].

Since having sex with Jews in Medieval Times was also deemed illegal -and thus unsafe- the Jew Hat often doubled as a [[condom|Jimmy Hat]] or a [[dildo|strapon]].

==Today==
However, much like it now being cool for black people to wear [[slavery|gold chains]], the Jew Hat is back baby! And the Jews are [[cool|claimin' it and representin']] donning the Jew Hat as a fashion statement. In your face King Dick! If you're a Jew, you should go out and get one now. It will make the wearer magically appear [[rich and beautiful|appealing and attractive]] to the [[golddigger|ladies]] since it denotes that you have plenty of [[Jew Golds]] to lend at very [[usury|reasonable rates]].

==Jew Hats Through The Ages==
<br>
<!--[[File:Jewhat.jpeg|thumb|150px|[[facepalm.jpg]]]]
[[File:Got jew hat-p148193310231582715qj0i 400.jpg|150px|thumb|NO!]] 
[[File:Epic_jew_hat.jpg|thumb|150px|YES!]]-->
{{cg|[[✡]]|jewhat|center|<gallery perrow="4">
File:JudenMitHut.jpg ‎ 
<!>File:Juden_hut.jpg</!>
File:Jude mit Judenhut.jpg 
File:DetailOfMedievalHebrewCalendar.jpg ‎
File:003-engl-judenhut-m-knaufspitze-England-13jh.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Aus-kfb010-JudenhutJ472-131-606-178.jpg
File:Goslar Mittelalter Staufer 19.JPG ‎ 
File:Judisch-christlicher-dialog-beim-augsburger-dom.jpg|Jew Hat confronts his past.
File:Jewish-hat-in-augsburg.jpg
File:Judenhut-in-augsburg.jpg|Withdrawing [[gold]]s at Ye Olde [[ATM]]... Trés chic!
<!>File:Judenhute.jpg<!>
</gallery>|border=gold}}

==See Also==
<!--[[File:Jewhat_flowchart.png|thumb|300px|The Jew Hat NCAA brackets]]-->
*[[Fashion]]
*[[Fedora]]
*[[Jew-ish]]
*[[Smurfs]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.jewishencyclopedia.com/view.jsp?artid=684&letter=J Judenhut at Jewpedia]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_hat Jewish hat on English Wikipedia]
*[https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judenhut Judenhut on German Wikipedia]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/32388242@N05/3797969832/ Jew Hat hipster's flickr]
*[http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en&q=%22judenhut%22&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl Where to get one]
{{jews}}
<br>
[[File:Jew_hats_in_hell.jpg|center]]
<br>
[[Category:IRL Shit]][[Category:In Jokes]][[Category:Drama-generating techniques]][[Category:Fandom Stuff]]

{{timeline|Article of the Now April 17 & 18, [[2023]]|[[God]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Furfag]]}}