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== Who I am and what not to Expect?==
'''hyskoa-relatable''' or [[Powerword|Eva Zagadka]] is a De Facto The '''Russian Bitch Clone that everyone hates''' because She is such a [[whore|Sheman]] that no one cares. She is even more annoying and a second Clone of [[Rina-Chan|Her sister]]! It's Funny because They almost look Exactly Alike. The only way you can tell is that She is 6 inches taller than her in RL! 


[[File:Natasha aka Rina's clone.png|thumb|Oh shit, I thought Alaskans were Americans. After
seeing this, Even I can't tell the difference between the two]]

[[File:Damn son.jpg|thumb| Oh my god, The Powers of Russian Technology has been Prevailed! The Scientist's last words before getting shot in Russia]]


[[File:Putinpissed.jpg|thumb|So, what happened was [[Russia|Putin is pissed]] in fact, I don't even know why the scientist have to fail the Big Leader]]

== My Pet Meow Meow and Stolen Dough ==
One time, This horrible incident happened! This [[bitch]] Basically stole money from people. From what I heard She has the [[Hack|Russian Kung Fu]] the living shit out of people! She tries to act like a [[Attention_Whore|innocent Pussy but reality a Medusa on Crack]] She alway want to Cosplay like her sister, but in reality all she thinks about is her [[Incest|ass]]! All you need is this Awesome Guy who’s from the [[KFC]] state and say [[Fuck_her_right_in_the_pussy|I'd tap that, to the point Lesbianism is bullshit]]! Then again She’s not a real [[Whore|Woman]] She’s the [[Fucktard|Retarded Russian Zuka]]! It has said that she Stole [[Money|$800]] from an [[Japanese|Azn man]], if he didn’t give her the [[Money|Cash she’ll Cut his dick off]]! She stole a total of [[Nigger|$8400]] of Cash to spend for her [[Sacha Baron Cohen|Borat Costume]]! When she bitches she makes [[Rape|the whole world want to fap on her picture]] really [[shit|Easy even a caveman could do it]]! 


{{quote|I need money for my cat, She’s Horribly sick! Give me $$$ Or I will cut your dick off and I will sew my dick to fuck my Twin Sister! I don’t give a rat’s ass about Her Boyfriend or Father|Natasha the Thief}}

{{quote|WTF, Don’t Say that >:C I hate Racist people they suck I’m 10% Asian and I wish I was American! Too bad I’m the poor kind of Russian that even Black people can afford [[Chikins|KFC]] I can’t even afford a Pickle to shove it in my [[Secks|Pussy for Sex]]|Natasha the Thief}}


After seeing this, Gals mainly [[Pedophile|old and creepy women]] want to [[Fuck|Chakka Dakka]] her until Her [[Vagoo|Cherry]] popped into [[WTF|A Milky Ice Cream]] 

== I'm a Lesbian and I'm Jolyne Kujo==

Basically this [[whore|Russian Asshole Clone]] is 500 times worse then the original gal. In fact, She came from Kazan' [[Russia]] by an Evil Scientist trying to see if they can Recreate another [[Rina-Chan|Another Weeaboo]]! However those Russian Scientist failed and this was the Result! She is 8 years younger than her and she's way too [[Fail|Tall]]. She was born in '''[October 30, 1996]''' '''[Scropio]''' while the Evil [[Fucktard|Retarded]]Scientist was looking at some [[Lesbian|Lesbian Porn]] Magazine while eating [[Chikins|KFC]] and tried to trick her by kidnapping a [[Russia|Russian]] couple that wants a [[whore|daughter]] They Escaped from [[Russia]] and moved to the Opposite land of [[Florida|CA]], unlike the Original [[bitch]], This person is completely a [[Fag|Lesbian]]! Today, She lives by herself with her mom and [[daddy]] but unlike the original gal, She is totally the opposite! She hates Coffee, Stupid Americans, and literally an obvious [[whore|Flagrant Weeaboo 2.0]]! In fact she is now about 18 years old going 19, Everyone was scared when she appeared because [[fucktard|Fans and Otakus]] couldn't tell who is who other than a State ID Difference. 




== Hunter x Hunter and JJBA Obsession ==

It's not long when she tries to [[hack]] her way into Anime-Cons and unlike the Real gal, She is not a [[OMFG|virgin]]! She had sex about 3 times, and she went out of the closet because she is scared of [[Penis|dicks]]! She later tried to stalk her [[Rina-chan|original half]] then later she was completely
copying her again.. She likes [[DBZ|HunterxHunter]] because she likes the [[Animu|red hair rape clown of that holy shit Clown Desu]]. Though, she isn't like her counterpart in any shape way or form! A lot of guys asked her to [[Fuck|rape]] her, but she has a couple of knives and [[kung fu]]. In fact, She is a 2nd Degree Black belt in [[Shit|Systema]] aka Russian [[Kung Fu]]! So, She never met her [[Rina-Chan|twin Sister]] in her whole entire life. Sad isn't it, Some Russian Pervs Got a hold of her DNA in [[Alaska|AK]]! Today, She wonders around in [[Animu|Anime]] and [[Comic]] cons trying to [[hack]] other people and kick every guy in the [[nuts]]!

She constantly goes on [[Tumblr]] and loves to talk Bullshit to people, Forgetting that is she's a Clone! 
[[File:Hyskoa supports Rina her other twin.png|thumb|Here's proof that she <3's her only twin sister]]
It's like oh Shit son! I mean what the hell is this shit? I mean wow, I guess [[Russia|Putin]] killed the
Scientist for a pretty [[shit|legit]] Cause! I mean I thought she was made to hurt Americans but for some
reason it backfires. This person is a complete bitch because She is such a [[whore|Dumbass Lesbian]] that she
is a real [[Lesbian]] but likes guys who are [[Homosexuals|gay]]!

== Why, Because I'm a Model not a Voice Bitch ==

It's a Fact that she loves [[Rina-chan|Her only twin sister]] because they have so much in common besides [[Caffeine|Cocaine]]! They like the same colors, same video games and Anime, In fact they even live in Cold areas before they went in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|48 inner US states]]! But the strange part is that She can be nice but into bitch mode within [[Over 9000|10 seconds]]! Anyhow, The Sad thing about her is that She still has no Girlfriend even though She's [[Lesbian]] We're hoping this [[Russia|Russian Lady]] finds a way to [[hack]] into a bunch of [[Alaska|Frozen Rednecks]]! Although, She's an obsessed [[Noob]] [[Bitch|Weeaboo]] no woman in the right mind would touch her boobs or even Scissor together! People often get her confused for her sister because she's too damn alike from her other counterpart!

== Modern day Hyskoa-relatable and her Farting Legacy ==

She Usually say creepy things when people try to [[fuck|Seduce]] her! She's really a bitch when you talk about her [[Japan|Anime Husbando]]! It is so bad, that she even have a [[Yaoi|Husbando Pillow of that Clown]] every time she says something it's so [[Weeaboo|Wapanese]] that's it's obvious that she's [[Russia|Russian Bitch Clone]]! She says that she's 10% Chinese because She admits to be related to [[China|Genghis Khan]]! It's so fucked up because She will steal your Money [[Jew|like a Russian Whore she is]] and never pay you $0.01 back because she's that much of a [[Fail|Poor Russian]]! It's funny because she is one of the [[RAGE|Pissed off Commie]] If you tell her to [[Shit|pay]] your money back! She's such a fucking [[Jew|Asshole Thief]] that even [[Russia|Putin]] would kick her [[Pussy|ass]] off of Russia! She even Admits that She would have [[Secks|Sex]] with an [[Alaska|WTF is this shit?]] And thus So, We must avoid these two bitches because one of them is Biological and loves special 8 Piece bucket of [[KFC|Fried Chicken]] and [[Kill]] their cats to [[Sick fuck|chakka chakka]] and put them in the [[Terrorist|Microwave]]! Indeed, I wouldn't be even surprised if she wants her sister's Fine Ass! If she did, Her other [[Rina-chan|sister]] will [[E-lawyer|sue the living shit off of her Russian sister]]! But then Again Hyskoa is a [[Loser|Lonely Pussy]]!

== Gallery ==

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Image:Hyskoa relatable Tumblr stats.png|Ya Don't say, This is why every knows You're a Lesbian Clone
Image:Sista sista I'm the clone twin.jpg |Oh shit, you thought I was [[Rina-chan|Kira B my twin sister]] Fuck you for asking you pervert!
Image:Lolhyskoaask.jpg|OMG, I'm Natasha [[attention_whore|Khrushchev]] Fuck [[Germany|Germans]] I'm from Mother [[Russia]]
Image:HyskoahatesTranssexual.png|WTF, She likes [[Pedophiles|Pedos]] that probably explains why she wants her sister's [[vagoo|Pussy]]!
Image:Shelikesdicksnotreallyshelovespussy.png| OMFG, You don't say? I thought you were a True [[Homosexual|Lesbian]] [[whore]]!

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Image:Hyskoa_supports_Rina_her_other_twin.png|I know, You want to touch her ass and violate her [[Pussy]]!
Image:Hyskoa_hawt.png|OMFG, Her in a bathing suit is like [[Fap|Mayonaisu]]
Image:OMFG yo clone.png|Oh damn, She's basically just like the American!
Image:Hyskoa with Animu Husband Pillow.png
Image:OMFGwtfreallynowhyskoa.png|my [[Lesbian]] Thug Life in Florida!
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== External Links ==
*[http://hyskoa-relatable.tumblr.com/ Hyskoa's Main Tumblr] 
*[http://illumi-zorudikku.tumblr.com/ Secret Tumblr Alt] 
*[https://www.facebook.com/ZagadkaNatasha Her Facebook Account] 
*[http://instagram.com/natashazagadka Natasha's Instagram]
*[https://www.facebook.com/eva.zagadka Her actual Facebook]

==Related stuff==
*[[Japanese]]
*[[Yuri]]
*[[Weeaboo]]
*[[Drugs]]
*[[Lesbian]]

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