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'''[[fat|Heavy the Squid]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Phillip Reisenbauer) is a [[Splatoon]] and Garry's Mod Youtuber.

== Before the Autism ==
Before his autistic Splatoon career, Heavy was a well known member of the Team Fortress 2 community, until he was ostricized for being too spergy even for them. 
[[File:Heavy pfp.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Heavy's online persona]]

== The Autism Begins == 

Heavy, desperate for a way to make money so his parents don't kick him out, started shitting out gmod "animations" based around Splatoon. Heavy eventually became popular with Autistic kids, allowing him to become seen as an important figure in the Splatoon community. Other retards started making videos as well, which birthed a giant circle jerk between these autistic neets.

== Heavy's Autism Gets the Best of Him == 
Heavy's large popularity gave him the illusion that he could do whatever he wanted. Heavy got into a relationship with another autistic faggot named Ellie Godelia. [[Pedophile|It didn't really help that he was 24 and the person he was with was 16.]] The relationship quickly became very one-sided, as Heavy used his autistic fans to intimidate Ellie from acting out. They then started getting into sexual roleplays, and Heavy went as far as to send Ellie a picture of himself in his underpants (Which probably haven't been washed in several years).
[[File:Sexrp.png|thumb|300px|Heavy getting Ellie to help get his dick up]]
[[File:Sexrp2.png|thumb|300px|Heavy's Autism going into overdrive]]

 Ellie got sick of Heavy's shit and dumped his ass, to which he then sperged out and sent his fans to harass her.
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== Heavy Gets Exposed == 
[[File:Heavy Nude.png|thumb|250px|Heavy's disgusting body, which forgot to stop storing fat for the winter]]
[[File:HeavyTheSquid.jpeg|thumb|250px|Artist's rendering]]

In February of 2018, A jewtuber by the name of Picksurprise, who wanted to get some attention, made a video exposing Heavy for the shit he did. Heavy quickly went into damage control mode and started banning and blocking people who called him out. He then tried to milk sympathy from his asspie fans, and even announced he would go on a hiatus... which lasted for one day.

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Other jewtubers, who wanted to make jewgold via leeching off the drama, made videos spreading the news. Heavy was so assblasted that he made a half assed apology video, which he swiftly deleted after a few days.
When his asspie fans' dick sucking wasn't enough to secure his hugbox, Heavy deleted his channel and other Social Media accounts.  

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== Heavy Tries Coming Back ==

After deleting his account, Heavy realized that his asspie body was starting to suffer from being malnourished of attention (A common source of sustenance for Autists). Heavy created a new account called Sgt. Pootis, but was so retarded that he let his old Splatoon dicksuckers be his Steam friends. 

Mediexcallibur found out about this, and made another video calling attention to this. Heavy's new channel was deleted again.

==Other awful shit he’s done==

===BruhNolaBar===

[[file:HTSbrb.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Poor BruhNolaBar]]

Heavy the squid became very [[butthurt]] after finding out that a YouTuber name BruhNolaBar added one of his videos to his cringe compilations. So instead of ignoring this and moving on with his life, Heavy decided to harass BurhNolaBar by sending him hateful messages for being a gofag and a robloxfag.

===Racist===

[[file:HTSrayray.jpeg|thumb|200px|right|Racist bitch]]

Meanwhile, in [[Discord]], A anonymous British user decided to show off a lovely picture for Heavy to see. Unfortunately, Heavy didn’t find the picture that pleasing, and so he decided to go out racist against his fan just for being British. What a sick and xenophobic [[faggot]]!


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== See Also ==
*[[ToonKriticY2K]]
*[[Pedophile]]
*[[Splatoon]]
*[[Toby J Rathjen]]

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