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[[Image:Habbo-logo.png|500px|center|Why does anyone use this shit?]]


{{Work|updated information, including information about "New" Habbo, how it all went to shit, how they removed public rooms and replaced them all with Guest rooms, how the Nigras can no longer block rooms and the rammifications of Channel 4's "pedophile haven" news report on Habbo.}}

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''For the other, drama-filled side of Habbo, click [[Drama Hotel|here]].''
{{spoilers|text=THEY UPDATED HABBO! NIGRAS CAN'T BLOCK THE POOL ANYMORE! HABBO'S MUTED, DUE TO PEDOPHILES!}}
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<br>[[Image:Poolsclosed.jpg|thumb|You know [[AIDS|why]].]]

'''Habbo''' (sometimes referred to as "Hobo Hotel") is a website made by a roving band of escaped mental patients with a degree in [[Computer Science III]] who formed together to create the company that is called Sulake.

The Habbo website itself is full of bullshit. The actual Hotel itself is made of virtual 2D rooms in which [[Niggers|"people"]] make avatars that can [[rape|interact]] with each other. [[13_year_old_boy|People]] sometimes go completely [[gay|straight]] bonkers and think this website is completely [[IRL|real]], forming meaningless "relationships" to feel as though they are loved, have digital lifeless idiot "friendz" to fill their [[IRL]] social void, and create such hollow groups as [[France|defenseless armies]], Harry Potter Sex Castles, Hospitals for the Terminally Stupid, and "[[lol|Sexy Nite Clubz]]". 

Up until the '''Great Habbo Uprising of Sulake''', where Sulake updated Habbo so much that it became unrecognisable and pretty much untrollable, players could dress up as a "Nigra", a black man in a standard suit and a black afro, and block places, usually entrances to rooms, simply by standing still. More people made more successful raids. After the Uprising, this the pool has now been permanently cured of its [[Habbo_raid|AIDS]].

==Failure Incarnate==
===The Habbo Overlords===
These are the paid [[IRL]] people who rule over [[Gay|Habbo]] Hotel. They can usually be found [[camwhoring]] with youngsters, having incest with their mothers, having little boys suck their dicks for Habbo coins, or even abducting foreign schoolgirls who wouldn't have a fucking clue. They are generally white supremacist.

===Tips on how to get "[[lulz|Laid]]"===
We all know that Habbo Hotel is [[Lies|really]] an [[asl|Internets Dating Site]] formed by none other than the creator of the Internet - Former President Al Gore. In 2003, Habbo Hotel was one of the best places to get laid on the internets, be it by [[13 year old boys]] or [[fat|hot young girls]]. Join today!
[[Image:Habbo_Raid_2.jpg|thumb|right|Make sure to be discreet when asking for cyberz!1 in Habbo.]]
:#Stand/dance around.
:#Get teh [[Faggot|sexy blonde spikes]], teh [[Faggot|hot button shirt]], and teh [[Faggot|erotic sandles]], and then say "PRESS 222 IF U WANT S...EX!"
:#Don't be black. <- Important.
:#[[Goatse|Spam links to your nudes constantly and do not stop until they reply]].
:#[[rape|Ask nicely]]. <-Very Important.
:#Say [[please]]
:#???
:#<s>[[Profit|PROFIT]]!!!</s> GET [[AIDS]]!!!

===Ending Your Ban===
<big>'''End Your Ban: The Lazy Way'''</big>
[[Image:Habboban.JPG|thumb|Example of a ban that makes complete sense in all ways]]
[[banhammer|Permabanned]] but [[Do not want|don't want to be]]? Simple! Just fire off this custom-tailored message to the [[retards|staff]]. No matter how much they tell you about [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|OMG OMG DEY STOLE MY FURNI]], just ignore them. Keep telling them 'none of the above' or 'other'... they're really just fapping to pixelated Habbo CP and don't want to answer your question.

:Hello,
:[[Last Thursday]] I was sitting around the 'Habbosphere Pool Deck' when a lot of disruptive habbos came in and said something about AIDS and pool closure. Of course, completely confused, I decided it was best to leave. However, they blocked my exit, and when some of them finally left I tried to leave.
:I can only assume the moderator believed it was I who was causing the disruption, because they then banned me for two hours.
:Please may I receive further information on why this ban was justified? Have I committed an offense? If so, I apologize fully and I implore you to detail me so I can avoid making this mistake again. I do not believe I had committed any offense.
:Thank you.

<big>'''End Your Ban: The <strike>Hard</strike> Easier Way'''</big> <small>It's only harder if you're a fucking moron.</small>
[[Image:Modsareracist.JPG|thumb|This is blocking?]]
[[Image:habboban2.jpg|thumb|THANKS HABBO, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!]]
:#Download <s>[http://www.47chan.net/files/HabboFlashUnbanner.exe this]</s>
:#Run the program.
:#Unbanned
:#?!?!?!?
:#[[Profit|PROFIT!!!]]
<br />If that doesnt work try this.
:#Download/Run [http://www.piriform.com/ccleaner CCleaner] '''(Need to exit firefox before doing this)'''
:#Unbanned
:#?!?!?!?
:#[[Profit|PROFIT!!!]]
<br />If that doesn't work reinstall flash. If that doesn't work try a proxy. If that doesn't work try a new computer. If that doesn't work ask someone else, if they say the same, consider it win.

==Habbospotting==
[[Image:Habbo Chart.JPG|center|800px]]
There are many people stupid enough to play Habbo hotel. However, they can be sorted into a few distinct categories, almost all of which you will encounter at some point if you take part in a raid.

===Average Habbo===
A [[basement dweller]]. Acts normally enough until he notices you're in his way. May make half-hearted attempts at insulting you, but can keep it up for an unhealthily long time. It's almost as though he has nothing else to do. "mom told me i neet 2 walk teh dog" is a keyword for "Brb fapping"

===Unconfident dweeb===
The kind of absolute twat that'll ask 'please move' when you're standing in a doorway telling him he now has aids. Treat them with the kind of scorn reserved for...well, for Habbo.

===A girl===
Well, as everyone knows, there are [[no girls on the internet]], so this logically leaves us with three options. 1) it's a forty year old pedophile, 2) it's a very confused [[13 year old boy]], or door number 3) it's an absolute [[Wat|munter]] nobody would touch with a ten-foot dildo. Some act like the aforementioned unconfident dweebs, some try to flirt with nigras to get them to move, and some try just hurling abuse.

===[[Internet tough guy]]===
On Habbo, some of these people take on even more lulzworthy aspects, due to the fact that they believe they're part of an 'army' or 'police force' or 'mafia'. Some will even try to attack you, despite the fact that it's a [[Boring|family]] game and you cannot in fact attack people. Point this out to them for epic lulz.

====Gothic Mafia====
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br2695WJU5w&feature=related Uh oh, looks like the Goth Mafia is gonna take us down!] They're not gonna take shit from ED anymore! And for your information, [[ALL CAPS|THEY DO HAVE LIVES]]!!! I mean, look at these guys:
<div align="center"><gallery>
File:This_Is_Phil.jpg|He's shagged more ladies than you can every imagine. Watch out.
File:This_Is_Mikeh.jpg|Can and WILL have you [[Computer_Science_III|hacked]] if you do not take this [[Retard|dwn]].
File:This_Is_Tobias.jpg|One of the best hackers Habbo has ever seen!
File:CandiceGothMafia.jpg|Candice, one of the [[Whore|prettier]] girls in the Habbo Mafias
File:MC_Shenton.jpg|Who the fuck is Tom Zanetti?
</gallery></div>


<s>They mean buisiness! They hack Habbo and DO NOT hang out with noobs! Got it, PUNK? [[ALL CAPS|DON'T FUCK WITH THE GOTH MAFIA OR YOU MIGHT GET HACKED]]!!!
Oh [[BTW]], this threat is from 2008. They recently tried to scare ED by [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h25PFQc9uhk getting an old man to speak inaudibly while a shitty T-Pain song was played over him]. Pretty scary huh?????????????????????????????????????????</s>

In reality that video was made by some fatass basement dweller and those pictures were probably taken from Google Images. [[Trolls_trolling_trolls|Trolls trolling trolls]] you stupid fucking Newfaggots.

===Emo===
Someone who goes around dressed in black with a [[gay|'crazy']] hairstyle. May even have the word emo somewhere in their names, such is their fail. Just tell them to become [[an hero]] or say that My Chemical Romance suck, they won't put up much of a fight.

===Emo in the closet===
Someone whose profile matches exactly that of the common emo, yet upon questioning will passionately deny any emohood, any liking of MCR, and any touching of underage girls.

[[Image:habboemo5.jpg|thumb|Muyu, a typical Habbo emo.]]

===Winner===
[[Image:Fakeanon.png|right|thumb|Beware of Fake [[Winrar|Winrars]]...]]People who, upon seeing the loyal ranks of the blackade, have their hearts filled with pride, and join in. That, along with how pissed-off people can get, makes it all worth it. CAVEAT: beware sleeper cells.

===Weiner===
A loser among losers. Someone who takes the cake and eats it. For example, the person who actually paid Habbo money to get people to move, or the person who themselves admitted they were trying to get to a pool that didn't actually exist. Also incorporates that rare breed, the wannabe nigra, who thinks [[BAWWW|BAWWWWWWWWWWWWing]] about [[Mudkips]] makes him [[Epic Fail Guy|win]].

===Nigras===
[[You]], unless you're some kind of dweeb overlord who reads ED in an ironic sense and blah blah blah [[BAWWW|BAWWWWWWW]]. Can be separated into 4 categories: [[newfags]], those who do it for the lulz, [[You|hardcore fuckwits who've memorised every meme and are as laughable as the emoest of emos]], and [[asspies|people that dress like a nigra just so they can get through, to the pool and stab you in the back during raids]].

==The Hot and Juicy Racism==
===[[NO NIGGERS|NO BLACKS ALLOWED]]===
[[Image:Habbo.PNG|thumb|If you're a [[Nigger|Negroid]], the Habbo [[Nazi|Moderation]] Brigade will [[ban]] you for saying "bobba".]]
The Habbo Way is in all respects a set of hidden rules that, in short, say that if you are [[Nigger|of African American descent]], you are to be banned at the stake by the crack moderation staff. So, playing a black Habbo, especially one with a suit on and an afro, will usually get you [[perma-ban|banned]] if the [[KKK|Moderators]] catch you.
As of recently, i.e. last Thursday, creating a black character with an afro will get u instantly banhammered. Fucking [[KKK|Moderators]]!

Around the [[AIDS|pools]] in Habbo Hotel, there are these signs that say "[[Fags|WHITES]] ONLY" and "[[NO NIGGERS]]" on them. This is because, as the old Habbo Moderator saying goes, [[Fact|"Dem niggers ain't allowed in this here pool because these damn coons carry the AIDS."]]

===The Habbo Civil Rights Movement===
[[Image:Callem_names.jpg|thumb|right|[[retard|Habbos]] find a way to [[fail|stop the /b/lockade.]]]]
For years now, the Habbo Hotel has been getting raided by [[Habbo /B/lockade|a rogue team of United Internets Special Forces]] who protest Habbo and its racist way. These brave [[13_year_old_boy|men in uniform]] carry out their counterproductive raids, in which dark skinned men with afros in [[Italy|Armani]] suits storm the building and deny children access to the pool, occasionally stopping to kick sand in their faces. [[Some argue]] that this benevolent display of black pride is the Habbo world's equivalent of the American Civil Rights Movement of the 1960's, but with opposite results. Habbo shows no signs of removing its racist policies, and usually if a dark-skinned but overall [[lies|innocent]] player is in the same room as an organized protester, he or [[tits|she]] is immediately racially profiled and subsequently banned, regardless of their behavior.

===Trolling The Habbo===
It's fairly simple. Just find a spot where lots of people want to be, and make sure those people can't get to where they want to be by simply standing in the way. This would usually be blocking the entrance area to the pool by allotting four NigraJim's in a row (one must also block the fence passage to the left), and by standing around in front of the door leading into the diving board tower. The ladder leading into the pool itself must be blocked with a U-formation around the ladder.
All of this should accompany announcements of how racist the Habbos are, especially the mods, while shouting Black Power and the likes. Try to do it while the mods are at their "national socialist" rallies. Ladders of pools, narrow hallways, and thin doorways are good places to stand around and piss off the losers who spend all day in what is [[furry|furryless]] [[Furcadia]] (Which leaves [[lonely]] [[retarded]] 'non'-furry [[adolescence|teenagers]]). Occasionally let a few Habbos pass through, as to keep them waiting there hoping to be the next to be able to pass. Habbo now also has American Idol rooms, in which the hotel's moronic denizens are praised for typing the lyrics to their favorite emo songs in what amounts to a [[fail|pitiful circle-jerk of mind-boggling proportions]]. Make sure to block these rooms and flood them with Bel Air and Rick Roll, especially if one of the Habbofags is trying to 'sing.'

Note: If you use The Habbo US, look for "PieGoddess". While not dressing like a nigra, she assists and helps any btard that is black and has an afro. She showed great trolling skills in the 2010 July raid. Don't be fooled by her appearence similar to every other cunt, this is merely a disguise.
-A <s>Concerned Nigra</s> Habbo spy.

However, 'pro' habbo lolcows can be found all over habbo hotel, with their casinos which they use to steal furni off of some 13 year old who used up all of next week's phone credit for twelve ducks and a doormat, (You'd think they'd have started with wallpaper?). Due to habbo not having any gaming licensing laws, the mods actually do absolutely fuck all about it - but then if you're batshit fucking insane enough to actually pay for virtual furniture that doesn't actually exist, then you know you're going to either have it stolen from you by some lolcow whom either runs a casino, or is a habbo hotel moderator who boots you from the site should you choose to complain. 

To do the above however, takes time - and the downside is that you need furni in the first place, which either means paying habbo hotel, or finding some complete and utter retard to just hand over their entire hand of furni to you - which might be easier said than done if you tell them they'll get AIDS from that hand if there's furni resting on it's sweaty palm. 

====Expert blackading advice====
Mainly what to say. Sometimes, stating the [[AIDS|facts]] just doesn't cut it. If your adversary is an emo, or has something in their name about a 'police force', 'army', or 'mafia', exploit it mercilessly. Remind them of how much of a [[you|loser]] they are. Point out how they will never get laid. Some will actually agree with you; lulz aplenty to be had. Some will try racism. If they do, easy, say you reported them. Nine times out of ten, it'll shut them up. If anyone sends you a friend request (disturbingly common), accept, send them a message (something along the lines of 'YOU FILTHY FUCKING [[Pedobear|PEDOPHILE]] CUNT') then remove them. And some of them will actually try engaging you in an in-depth argument, the result of one too many attempts to persuade nigras to move and one too many rejections [[IRL]]. If all else fails, resort to 'NO U', or just go AFK for a bit and play Tetris or something (possibly the best method).
A little trick worth a good few lulz; if there are people past the door blackade, and you're blocking the pool, try moving away from the pool briefly, then moving back when they try to get in. Accompany this with a witty epithet...something like 'NOT 2DAY'.
AND REMEMBER: if you're not getting [[over 9000]] lulz, you're [[doing it wrong]].

==Communists==
[[Image:Dr._Raptor_Jesus.png|thumb|How to be a communist. Make it black to be a Nigracommie.]]
[[Image:Habbo_communism.PNG|thumb|Pub's closed due to capitalism.]]
As of March 30th 2009, communists began infecting the pool with even more AIDs, with their leader Dr. [[Raptor Jesus]] and [[Shoop]]isma, who were formerly [[niggers]], but became white in an attempt to give a new [[Bridget|twist]] to something old. [[Shit nobody cares about|The communists successfully took over the green table]], however, they then left for the [[superior]] red tables, but [[failed]]. Communists are nothing without fucking tables. After which, the Reds made an alliance with the [[Niggers]] to create the CommuNigger Alliance. They then blocked the pool, and [[Lie|produced many lulz]]. Later they shouted in the library, raped several people, [[Some argue|argued]] that [[Avatar]] is an anime to a massive number of [[Weeaboos]], and enlisted [[lolwut|Suards]] to block [[Newfags|enemies of the working class]] into the [[Cripple|inability to move]].

[[Shit nobody cares about|On June 29th, 2009, a group of communists successfully took over many parts of the UK hotel.]] They started off by [[Bullshit|claiming a part of a dance floor]] and threatening to kill anyone who came near. [[Newfags]] attempted to join in but soon became bored. As time progressed, moar and moar area was stolen. In less than an hour the communists had [[all your base| taken over the whole fucking room.]] The communists began moving up the stairs and [[Bullshit|claimed]] moar rooms. The British began fighting back and [[Faggotry|yelling out chants]]. The communists finally gave up when [[Bullshit|several were banned]] and habbos made their way into the room.

Furthermore, they took part in the July 12, 2009, raid, fighting in the lobby and several clubs throughout the hotel. Many were lost, due in part to their [[Fail|suicide charge battle tactics]].
[[Image:The WINNARS.png|thumb|WINNARS]]

==Famous [[Habbo /B/lockade|/B/lockades]]==
[[Image:Habbo4chantour.jpg|thumb|The Great Raid of 2006]]
<big>'''Epic Battles'''</big>
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006]]
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007]]
*[[Habbo Revisited]]
*/B/lockAids Day 12/1/07 to 12/2/07 - took place on [[aids|World Aids Day]].


All other raids were/are [[fail]] and [[gay]].

=='''The Habbo People'''==
After finding out how much '''Habbo Hotel blows ass''', you'll be quick to see how the community relates.
<br />There are two types of people in this hotel: '''norms''' and '''HC'''. Between these two competitive species, they tend to fight over each other for the most fucked up reasons of all; which is the better latter. These 'HC' who possess more clothing and features, have a fetish for raping '''every single''' person in sight (excluding normals). 'Norms' on the other hand just suck more ass since they're [[poor]].

==='''Habbo Club'''===
After creating Habbo, the staff realized they've run out of money to supply their child porn magazines and dildos, hence they decided they should make a clever plan to leech money off 10 year old kids who think it's "s00o k0ol" to have different shit than everyone else. Soon they made the feature that made Habbo even more lame - The Habbo Club. For admittance in the club, you require to
* Have a fetish for small children.
<br />* Have a penis the size of a toothpick (regardless of gender).
<br />* Satisfy your sexual needs by fucking the nearest living pixel to you.
<br />* Have AIDS.
<br />Even if you join HC without meeting these standards - you will automatically receive the before-mentioned traits.
<br />Yet be wary - if you disturb these delicate creatures in any possible way, they will gain massive butthurt and molest you in any way possible. Since 100% of HC consists of faggot-spoiled, emo bitches who don't know how spell 'Feel' even though they claim to be over 17, it is nearly impossible to have a conversation with these species because they literally have no common logic. If one of these assholes approach you, immediately commence trolling and name-calling.

==='''Habbo V.I.P'''===
Basically the same as Habbo Club, introduced after the ''Great Habbo Uprising of Sulake'', but with more "free" stuff, more clothes, more fanboys and [[12 year old girls]]. Costs even moar [[IRL]] moneys as Habbo Club.

==='''The Norms'''===
The 'norms' are basically the poor faggots who like to suck other HC's balls and then whine about it later. 98% of these people will either -
* Have no fucking clue what they're doing.
* Want to get AIDS.
* Harass you for free stuff - "plz plz plz pleeeeeasssee giveee meh tah fr3e stuFf!!".
* Attempt to convince you in having 'v3ri HaWt sM3xy P0rnz' with him/her.
* Dress as a whore in high heels and bacon hair (regardless of gender) and try feel your E-penis.
Once you have spotted one of these ill-diseased creatures, make sure you scam 'em good, for 'norms' are known for great bait to hacking and scamming (since they believe that a jewish-looking black man will come up to them and give them free stuff for no reason).

==Delicious Copypasta==
{{cs2|sect1|'''[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Bel Air]]'''|
<br />Now this is the story all about how
<br />My life got flipped, turned upside down
<br />And I'd like to take a minute just keep on your toes
<br />I'll tell you how I joined a group known as the Habbo Negros
<br />
<br />In the chaotic, hateful /b/, I was born and raised
<br />in Habbo Hotel is where I spent most of my days
<br />Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
<br />And all getting changed and getting in and out of the pool
<br />When a couple of blacks who were up to no good
<br />Started shouting "AIDS!" in my neighborhood
<br />
<br />The pool was blocked by a few negros with fros
<br />Saying stuff like "desu desu" and "Get out, pool's closed!"
<br />I messaged for a mod and when they came near
<br />The nigraz reinstalled Shockwave and then reappeared
<br />If anything I could say that this pool wasn't closed
<br />But I thought naw forget it, I'll join these negros!
<br />
<br />I logged in to the hotel about seven or eight
<br />And I yelled to the habbos, "You'll have to wait!"
<br />Looked at my habbo, I was now a negro
<br />To finally be able to shout "THE POOL'S CLOSED."
<br />
|0}}

{{cs2|sect2|'''Pool's Closed Forever'''|
<br />(to tune of "School's Out" By Alice Cooper)
<br />
<br />Well there's this new game
<br />Because WoW is lame
<br />This one's not the same
<br />The griefers run this game
<br />Well we can't abide by 
<br />can't find the terms
<br />if that don't suit ya ur a fag
<br />Pool's closed in Habbo
<br />Pool's closed due to AIDS
<br />Pool's been blocked by Nigras
<br />No more /b/tards 
<br />no more Goons
<br />no more hiding that we're loons
<br />fail
<br />Well we all act crass
<br />and we got no permabans
<br />and we got no racial awareness
<br />We can't even think of a word that rhymes
<br />Pool's closed in Habbo
<br />Pool's closed due to AIDS
<br />Pool's been blocked by Nigras
<br />No more /b/tards
<br />no more Goons
<br />no more hiding that we're loons
<br />due to AIDS
<br />for a lol
<br />close the pool to one and all
<br />Pools closed due to AIDS
<br />Pool's closed in Habbo
<br />Pool's blocked by griefers 
<br />Pool's closed completely
|0}}

{{cs2|sect3|[[doing it wrong|'''/B/attle Hymn of the Republic'']]'|
<br />Mine eyes have seen THE glory of THE coming Afro Duck;
<br />He is Anonymous and Legion and he does not give a fuck;
<br />He hath earmarked Habbo Hotel for his Nigra hordes to /b/lock;
<br />His AIDS is spreading on.
<br />
<br />Chorus:
<br />Glory, glory, hallelujah!
<br />Glory, glory, hallelujah!
<br />Glory, glory, hallelujah!
<br />THE AIDS is spreading on
<br />
<br />In THE wretchedness of 4chan, Afro duck was born in /b/;
<br />In that steaming pit of mongled cocks and pr0n and faggotry;
<br />In a mighty voice that thundered, he proclaimed to you and me:
<br />"Our AIDS is spreading on!" (Chorus)
<br />
<br />"Never more shall Nigra /b/rothers live in racist slavery,
<br />Never more shall fellow /b/tards suffer Habbo's tyranny:
<br />As m00t died to make men pedo, let us die to make men /b/;
<br />While AIDS is spreading on!" (Chorus)
<br />
<br />Upon Habbo did /b/ descend in force on Twelfth July;
<br />THE Nigra legions clad in black Armani suit, and tie;
<br />From their places by THE poolsides, mods could not these thousands pry;
<br />THE AIDS was spreading on (Chorus)
<br />
<br />To hapless Habbo's inquiries, THE wogs were heard to tell;
<br />"THE pool is closed because of AIDS infection, LOL;
<br />A gift from Ebaumsworld.com: To Führer Bauman, Heil!
<br />His AIDS, its spreading on!" (Chorus)
<br />
<br />I have seen a thousand Afros lining Habbo's halls and eaves;
<br />/B/lockading doors and ladders and impervious to pleas;
<br />I have seen them dancing in THE pools transmitting their disease;
<br />Their AIDS is catching on. (Chorus)
<br />
<br />Remember how on 7/12 in Habbo Hotel Hell,
<br />Gallant Nigras, by THE score, before Banhammer fell?
<br />But those that followed faltered not, and kept on raiding well;
<br />THE AIDS kept spreading on! (Chorus)
<br />
<br />Nevar forget those /b/tards who in earth lie six feet deep,
<br />Those noble Nigras, banned today, for lulz are never cheap;
<br />For 4chan gladly martyred, that their rewards we'd reap,
<br />Their AIDS is spreading on. (Chorus)
<br />
|0}}

{{cs2|sect4|'''[[Rickroll|Rickroll]]'''|
<br />We're no strangers to love
<br />You know the rules and so do I
<br />A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
<br />You wouldn't get this from any other guy
<br />
<br />I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
<br />Gotta make you understand
<br />
<br />Never gonna give you up
<br />Never gonna let you down
<br />Never gonna run around and desert you
<br />Never gonna make you cry
<br />Never gonna say goodbye
<br />Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
<br />
<br />We've know each other for so long
<br />Your heart's been aching
<br />But you're too shy to say it
<br />Inside we both know what's been going on
<br />We know the game and we're gonna play it
<br />
<br />And if you ask me how I'm feeling
<br />Don't tell me you're too blind to see
<br />
<br />Never gonna give you up
<br />Never gonna let you down
<br />Never gonna run around and desert you
<br />Never gonna make you cry
<br />Never gonna say goodbye
<br />Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
<br />
<br />give you up. give you up
<br />give you up, give you up
<br />never gonna give
<br />never gonna give, give you up
<br />never gonna give
<br />never gonna give, give you up
<br />
<br />I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
<br />Gotta make you understand
<br />
<br />Never gonna give you up
<br />Never gonna let you down
<br />Never gonna run around and desert you
<br />Never gonna make you cry
<br />Never gonna say goodbye
<br />Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
<br />
<br />Never gonna give you up
<br />Never gonna let you down
<br />Never gonna run around and desert you
<br />Never gonna make you cry
<br />Never gonna say goodbye
<br />Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
<br />
<br />Never gonna give you up
<br />Never gonna let you down
<br />Never gonna run around and desert you
<br />Never gonna make you cry
<br />Never gonna say goodbye
<br />Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
<br />
|0}}

{{cs2|sect5|'''Master of Blockers'''|
<br />Habbos are at play, crumbling away
<br />I'm your source of self-destruction
<br />Veins that pump with gear, that we'll win is clear
<br />Leading on your win's construction
<br />Ban me you will see
<br />Seconds are all we need
<br />Dedicated to
<br />How I'm blocking you
<br />
<br />You're failing faster
<br />Obey your blocker
<br />Your life is nowhere
<br />Obey your blocker
<br />Blocker
<br />
<br />Master of Blockers they're letting me win
<br />Twisting their nipples, smashing their dreams
<br />Blocked by me, you can't see a thing
<br />Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
<br />Blocker
<br />Blocker
<br />Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
<br />Blocker
<br />Blocker
<br />
<br />Blackup on the way, never you betray
<br />Line of win becoming clearer
<br />Bawwwwww monopoly, bringing misery
<br />Seeing win in a mirror
<br />Ban us you will see
<br />More will soon be here
<br />Dedicated to
<br />How they're blocking you
<br />
<br />You're failing faster
<br />Obey your blocker
<br />Your life is nowhere
<br />Obey your blocker
<br />Blocker
<br />
<br />Master of Blockers they're letting me win
<br />Twisting their nipples, smashing their dreams
<br />Blocked by me, you can't see a thing
<br />Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
<br />Blocker
<br />Blocker
<br />Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
<br />Blocker
<br />Blocker
<br />
<br />Blocker, blocker, where's the pool that they've been after?
<br />Blocker, blocker, protecting them from aids
<br />Laughter, laughter, all they hear or see is laughter
<br />Laughter, laughter, laughing at their cries
<br />
<br />Blocking's worth all that, it's my natural habitat
<br />Know that lulz are the reason
<br />Neverending block, wait on arranged days
<br />Now this block is out of season
<br />I will occupy
<br />I will help you die
<br />I will run through you
<br />Now I rule you too
<br />
<br />You're failing faster
<br />Obey your blocker
<br />Your life is nowhere
<br />Obey your blocker
<br />Blocker
<br />
<br />Master of Blockers they're letting me win
<br />Twisting their nipples, smashing their dreams
<br />Blocked by me, you can't see a thing
<br />Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
<br />Blocker
<br />Blocker
<br />Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
<br />Blocker
<br />Blocker
<br />
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{{cs2|sect6|'''Hotel Habbofornia'''|
<br />On a dark pixel highway, pixel wind in my hair
<br />Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
<br />Up ahead in the window, I saw a very dim light
<br />My hands grew heavy and my life grew thin
<br />I had to log on for the night
<br />There they stood in the doorway;
<br />I heard the mod-warning bell
<br />And I was thinking to myself,
<br />This is probably gunna be hell.
<br />Then they lit up a candle, and showed me the way
<br />There were messages down the corridor,
<br />I thought I saw them say...
<br />Welcome to the hotel Habbofornia
<br />A god-awful place
<br />Such an expensive place
<br />Pay for a room at the hotel Habbofornia
<br />Any time of year, you can buy it here
<br />Their minds are seriosuly-twisted,
<br />They got a mercedes benz
<br />They've got a lot of tuxedo'd boys,
<br />That they call friends.
<br />How they dance in the entrance, blocking the path,
<br />Some dance to screencap,
<br />Some dance cuz they're fags.
<br />So I called up Zoe,
<br />Please bring me my Ice Cream!
<br />She said, we haven't seen anyone say please,
<br />Since two thousand and three.
<br />And still those voices are calling from far away,
<br />Wake you up in the middle of the night
<br />Just to hear them say...
<br />Welcome to the hotel Habbofornia
<br />What a douchebag place
<br />Such an expensive place.
<br />They spendin' it up at the hotel Habbofornia
<br />What a dumb surprise, choose your alias!
<br />A non-existant ceiling,
<br />The pink love potion on ice
<br />And they say we are all just prisoners here,
<br />Of those afro guys
<br />And in the moderator chambers,
<br />They gathered for the feast
<br />The stab it with their steely knives,
<br />But they just can't kill the /b/east
<br />Last thing I remember, I was
<br />Clicking for the door
<br />I had to find the passage back
<br />To the site I was before
<br />Relax, said the n1gra,
<br />We are programmed to not move
<br />You can try to sign out any time,
<br />But you just can never leave!
<br />
<br />
<br />Credit to SoupIsMoney
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{{cs2|sect7|'''[[Chocolate_rain|Chocolate Raid]]'''|
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Habbofags cry when /b/lackup joins the raid
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />A baby will die due to epic win
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />The pool is closed cause the AIDS are here again
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />The mods make you wonder where they went
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Ban us all and say the AIDS will die
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Zoom in the camera and see that they lie
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Forecast:You'll be failing everyday
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />We shall laugh at your wasted day
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Chris Hansen will also raid your dates
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />You will BAAAAAAWWWWW before our nigra gates
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />we get banned for being in your way
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />We will always return another day
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Sage and desu fill you with pain
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Using your pleas to lulz again
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Sage and desu fill you with pain
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Using your pleas to lulz again
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Annoy the fuck out of you with RickRoll
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />That is how we maintain our control
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />You should never talk about the game
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Say it publicly and you're insane
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />No one wants to hear your bitching now
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Wishing that we disappear somehow
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Habbos and niggers begin to fight
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />You'll see the truth and head for the light
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />The AIDS will never be washed away
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />We shall post hrose scat and masterbate
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Alert the mods and you will pay
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />The mods always swear it's not our race
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Sage and desu fill you with pain
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Using your pleas to lulz again
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Sage and desu fill you with pain
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Using your pleas to lulz again
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Cause tonight we dine in KFC
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Change that winrar into EFG
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Don't insult our nigra DNA
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Our test scores suck but we know that AIDS ain't fake
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Raping white wimmin the other night
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Candle Jack will be h-OH SHI
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Sorry but you just lost the game again
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Divide by zero to forget your shame
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Bel Air is the place we're living in
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />More than blockin' more then passin' law
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />You are under our control now
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Sage and desu fill you with pain
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Using your pleas to lulz again
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />Sage and desu fill you with pain
<br />Chocolate Raid
<br />
Using your pleas to lulz again
<br />
<br />
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{{cs2|sect8|'''Blockin' on Habbo's Door'''|
<br />Mama take this account from me
<br />I can't use it anymore
<br />It's getting dark too dark for me
<br />They're blockin' on habbo's door
<br />
<br />/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
<br />/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
<br />/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
<br />/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
<br />
<br />Mama put my clothes in the closet
<br />I can't wear them no more.
<br />That cold black crowd is growin' now
<br />They're blockin' all Habbo's doors
<br />
<br />/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
<br />/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
<br />/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
<br />/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
<br />
|0}}

{{cs2|sect9|'''At the pool'''|
<br />This was a triumph.
<br />I'm making an XBOX HUEG SUCCESS!
<br />It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
<br />Anonymous Legion.
<br />We close all the pools because we can.
<br />For the good of all of us.
<br />Except the ones who have AIDS.
<br />But there's no sense crying over failed swastiGET.
<br />You just keep on trying till the n!gras are set.
<br />And the desu gets spammed
<br />and the n!gras get banned
<br />for the f4ggots who are at the pool.
<br />
<br />I'm not even raging.
<br />I'm being so sincere right now.
<br />Even though you broke my raid and banned me.
<br />And shaved off my afro.
<br />And threw every hair in to a pool.
<br />As they sank I laughed because
<br />I made a new account.
<br />Now these afro haircuts make a swastiGET line.
<br />And we're out of beta, Raid Tool's released on time.
<br />So I'm glad I got banned,
<br />think of all the n!gras and
<br />all the f4ggots who are at the pool.
<br />
<br />Go ahead and leave me.
<br />I think I prefer to close the pool.
<br />Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
<br />Maybe 7chan.
<br />That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance!
<br />Anyway this AIDS is great,
<br />it's so delicious and moist.
<br />Look at me still stalking when there's blocking to do.
<br />When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not jew.
<br />I've got Habbo raids to run,
<br />there is blocking to be done
<br />on the f4ggots who are at the pool.
<br />
<br />And believe me I am at the pool.
<br />I'm raiding Habbo and I'm at the pool.
<br />I'm swastiGETing and I'm at the pool.
<br />When you're raging I'll be at the pool.
<br />When you an hero I'll be at the pool.
<br />At the pool.
<br />At the pool.
<br />
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{{cs2|sect10|'''Germany was having trouble'''|
<br />GERMANY WAS HAVlNG TROUBLE
<br />WHAT A SAD, SAD STORY
<br />NEEDED A NEW LEADER TO RESTORE
<br />lTS FORMER GLORY
<br />WHERE, OH, WHERE WAS HE?
<br />WHERE COULD THAT MAN BE?
<br />WE LOOKED AROUND AND THEN WE FOUND
<br />THE MAN FOR YOU AND ME
<br />AND NOW lT'S...
<br />SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
<br />DEUTSCHLAND lS HAPPY AND GAY!
<br />WE'RE MARCHlNG TO A FASTER PACE
<br />LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE MASTER RACE!
<br />SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
<br />RHlNELAND'S A FlNE LAND ONCE MORE!
<br />SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
<br />WATCH OUT, EUROPE
<br />WE'RE GOlNG ON TOUR!
<br />SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY...
<br />LOOK, lT'S SPRlNGTlME
<br />WlNTER FOR POLAND AND FRANCE
<br />SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY!
<br />SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
<br />SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
<br />SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
<br />SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
<br />COME ON, GERMANS
<br />GO lNTO YOUR DANCE!
<br />l WAS BORN lN DUSSELDORF UND THAT lS WHY THEY CALL ME ROLF.
<br />DON'T BE STUPlD, BE A SMARTY, COME AND JOlN THE NAZl PARTY!
<br />THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG!
<br />HElL HlTLER!
<br />HElL HlTLER!
<br />HElL HlTLER!
<br />SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
<br />HElL HlTLER!
<br />HElL MYSELF
<br />HElL TO ME
<br />l'M THE KRAUT
<br />WHO'S OUT TO CHANGE OUR HlSTORY
<br />HElL MYSELF
<br />RAlSE YOUR HAND
<br />THERE'S NO GREATER
<br />DlCTATOR lN THE LAND!
<br />EVERYTHlNG l DO, l DO FOR YOU!
<br />YES, YOU DO!
<br />lF YOU'RE LOOKlNG FOR A WAR, HERE'S WORLD WAR TWO!
<br />HElL MYSELF
<br />RAlSE YOUR BEER
<br />JAWOHL!
<br />EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl STAND AND CHEER
<br />HOORAY!
<br />EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
<br />HElL MYSELF!
<br />EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
<br />HElL MYSELF!
<br />EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
<br />...STAND AND CHEER!
<br />THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR!
<br />HE'S GOT THOSE RUSSlANS ON THE RUN
<br />YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT WACKY HUN!
<br />THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR
<br />THEY CAN'T SAY "NO" TO HlS DEMANDS
<br />THEY'RE FREAKlNG OUT lN FORElGN LANDS
<br />HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD lN HlS HANDS
<br />THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR!
<br />l WAS JUST A PAPER HANGER
<br />NO ONE MORE OBSCURER
<br />GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE RElCHSTAG
<br />TOLD ME l WAS FU*RER
<br />GERMANY WAS BLUE
<br />WHAT, OH, WHAT TO DO?
<br />HlTCHED UP MY PANTS
<br />AND CONQUERED FRANCE
<br />NOW DEUTSCHLAND'S SMlLlNG THROUGH!
<br />BUT lT WASN'T ALWAYS SO EASY...
<br />lT WAS 1932. HlNDENBURG WAS WORKlNG THE BlG ROOM AND l...
<br />l WAS PLAYlNG THE LOUNGE. AND THEN l GOT MY BlG BREAK.
<br />SOMEBODY BURNED DOWN THE RElCHSTAG. AND, WOULD YOU BELlEVE lT?
<br />THEY MADE ME CHANCELLOR. CHANCELLOR!
<br />lT AlN'T NO MYST'RY
<br />lF lT'S POLlTlCS OR HlST'RY
<br />THE THlNG YOU GOTTA KNOW lS
<br />EV'RYTHlNG lS SHOW BlZ
<br />HElL MYSELF
<br />WATCH MY SHOW
<br />l'M THE GERMAN ETHEL MERMAN
<br />DONTCHA KNOW
<br />WE ARE CROSSlNG BORDERS
<br />THE NEW WORLD ORDER lS HERE
<br />MAKE A GREAT BlG SMlLE
<br />EV'RYONE SlEG HElL TO ME
<br />WONDERFUL ME!
<br />AND NOW lT'S...
<br />SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
<br />GOOSE-STEP'S THE NEW STEP TODAY
<br />SPRlNGTlME!
<br />GOOSE-STEPS!
<br />BOMBS FALLlNG FROM THE SKlES AGAlN
<br />DEUTSCHLAND lS ON THE RlSE AGAlN
<br />SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
<br />U-BOATS ARE SAlLlNG ONCE MORE
<br />SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
<br />MEANS THAT...
<br />SOON WE'LL BE GOlNG...
<br />YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG....
<br />YOU BET WE'LL BE GOlNG...
<br />YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG TO WAR!!
|0}}

{{cs2|sect11|'''Horse scat'''|
<br />OK, so, I walked into the stable.
<br />Me and my sister always went to look after our horse.
<br />The stables weren't ours, see. We rented one.
<br />Since the horse was really my sisters,
<br />she would tend to her horse
<br />while I would wonder around.
<br />Today it was raining, so I was soaking wet,
<br />so I snuck off into the stable
<br />on the other side of the farm from where everyone else was.
<br />I thought it was empty, but when I closed the door
<br />nd turned round a great white stallion was in front of me,
<br />and kept nipping at my clothes.
<br />I startd to pet him and he walked over to the other side
<br />of the stable and started eating from his haynet,
<br />I walked over behind him, cautiously,
<br />then I noticed something
<br />which changed the way
<br />I thought about horses forever...
<br />He lifted up his tail.
<br />I could see his butthole in full view.
<br />I felt myself go rock hard in my pants in seconds.
<br />I carried on looking, and moved my head in a little closer.
<br />A bit more... Then I noticed it start stretching.
<br />Piles of horse crap started pouring out.
<br />It was the most arousing thing I ever saw.
<br />I looked at the fresh pile of crap on the floor.
<br />I don't know why, but I picked some up and smelt it.
<br />It smelt so good.
<br />So fresh.
<br />I started running my hand softly over his rear.
<br />As I did so he moved his tail up
<br />like he had done before.
<br />My god I was so whorrny.
<br />I stood there for about ten minutes
<br />just staring at his butthole.
<br />I then wondered what it'd be like to stick a finger in there.
<br />So I suched my index finger,
<br />and placed it on his butthole.
<br />The horse stopped eating and turned to look at me.
<br />The look in his eyes
<br />was almost like he was saying
<br />"Push lt inside me. I want you to."
<br />He turned back to eating
<br />once I started to apply pressure.
<br />All of a sudden my finger just slipped inside.
<br />I think he started to like it.
<br />I hope he did.
<br />I kept fingering his butthole
<br />It was amazing, just going in and out of him.
<br />God I now wish I'd put my dlck in there.
<br />Unfortunately I couldn't. But I knew what I could do...
<br />I remember thinking of how unsure I was.
<br />I'm not gay, see.
<br />I have a girlfriend who I love,
<br />but this horse was so beautiful.
<br />To RAYPE him would be so raw,
<br />animalistic,
<br />passionate...
<br />I went underneath him,
<br />and began to stroke his stomach,
<br />and moved to his big balls.
<br />They were black. And looked so hot.
<br />Like tennis balls.
<br />When I touched them
<br />I could feel him shudder slightly.
<br />He absolutely loved it...
<br />I started to gently rub them.
<br />I closed my eyes and pictures what I was doing.
<br />It was amazing.
<br />I stopped
<br />and went back up to his butthole again.
<br />This time, instead of putting my hand there...
<br />I moved my face into his crack.
<br />Once more, he lifted up his tail.
<br />This time, I stuck out my tongue,
<br />and began to Llck him.
<br />The amazing thing was though,
<br />I really could feel him moving
<br />his butt onto my face.
<br />He kept moving backwards
<br />until my face was pressed against the wall
<br />by his beautful butthole.
<br />And I didn't stop Llcking.
<br />I just grabbed hold of his rear
<br />and pulled him more into my face.
<br />I suddenly felt his butthole spread
<br />I realized what was about to fill my mouth,
<br />and my god I wanted it so bad.
<br />The crap clogged up my mouth.
<br />I gagged but swallowed.
<br />Some more came out, and I swallowed that.
<br />It tasted so good,
<br />straight from his butthole to my mouth.
<br />I moved back a little bit to catch my breath
<br />and looked at his butt.
<br />It looked so tasty, so good.
<br />He took a step back again,
<br />pressing my face back into his butt,
<br />like I wasn't allowed to stop until he was satisfied.
<br />He suddenly stopped rubbing
<br />his butthole on my face,
<br />and walked back to feeding.
<br />I decided he'd had enough for today,
<br />and turned to walk out...
<br />But I didn't leave...
<br />When I turned round,
<br />the biggest dlck I have ever seen
<br />was dangling from between his legs
<br />Oh my god it was so beautiful
<br />A huge black and pink dlck
<br />that must have been the size of my arm
<br />dangling down.
<br />I had to succk it.
<br />I wanted it in my mouth.
<br />I walked back over to him
<br />and got on my knees and felt it.
<br />It was incredible, like rubber,
<br />but nicer feeling.
<br />I started to w4nch him.
<br />I tugged on his dlck
<br />like someone was forcing me
<br />to with a gun at my head.
<br />He started to whinny slightly,
<br />that made me so much hotter.
<br />I then sarted to Llck the end of his shaft,
<br />which made the entire thing rear up and slap his belly,
<br />so I reajusted myself
<br />so I could start liching it at the new height.
<br />I then cupped his balls in my hands
<br />and started to such the tip,
<br />and felt his butt bucking a bit...
<br />I remember wondering
<br />if he was actually trying to raype my face.
<br />he kept thrusting at my face,
<br />and it was wonderful.
<br />The horse wanted to raype me!
<br />How could I be so lucky!?
<br />He wanted to ram his dlck down my throat
<br />and make me swallow his red hot sticky load of cumm
<br />that was sure enough gonna burst
<br />from the end of this massive shaft
<br />he was forcing into my mouth.
<br />Then it struck me,
<br />I got a bit worried at that point,
<br />wondering if I might choke,
<br />or he might spray it all over me,
<br />or if he might try to actually mount ME,
<br />I wouldn't like him to mount me.
<br />I tried to stop suching him
<br />to catch my breath by moving my head to the right,
<br />at this, the horse just turned to the right
<br />and started thrusting at my face
<br />with his solid member.
<br />The thing was though,
<br />he kept getting it in my mouth.
<br />I tried again,
<br />but once more he forced it down my throat.
<br />I just kept taking what was being
<br />forced on me at that point.
<br />I took my hands off his balls
<br />and started jacking off his dlck some more.
<br />He pulled back a bit and stopped thrusting,
<br />and I felt his dlck twitch in my hands.
<br />I realized what was gonna happen,
<br />so started jacking him as fast as I could...
<br />And then...It was like someone got a hosepipe on me.
<br />He gushed out cumm in my mouth,
<br />but the amount was so ridiculous
<br />I couldn't keep hardly any of it in.
<br />It went all over my face.
<br />He kept going and going.
<br />Waves of cumm just kept shooting out all over me
<br />as I just sat there,
<br />unable to do anything except take it.
<br />At that point he turned round.
<br />I looked up only to see a tail rising.
<br />I knew what he wanted.
<br />He was such a dirty boy.
<br />I watched as his butthole
<br />twitched in that seyxy way,
<br />and then opened my mouth wide,
<br />and sure enough, the golden-brown
<br />wonderfully scented crap of this beautiful creature
<br />that forced me to swallow its cumm
<br />was now filling my mouth again.
<br />I swallowed it all.
<br />It tasted so, so, so good.
<br />Nearly as good as his cumm.
<br />I watched him walk over to the other end of the stable
<br />and lie down, clearly exhausted,
<br />as I sat there, a face covered in horse cumm,
<br />and with the taste of his crap in my mouth.
<br />Man I felt good.
<br />I took off my jumper and used it to wipe my face down.
<br />As I walked out, I heard my sister in the other stable.
<br />I couldn't figure out what she was doing
<br />to her horse billy, he was whinnying.
<br />I peeped round the corner to see my sister
<br />bent over his tack box,
<br />with him on top of her,
<br />thrusting at her.
<br />She was findling her breast with one hand,
<br />and using the other for support.
<br />Billy was clearly having the time of his life,
<br />and my sister was too,
<br />though she wasn't making a lot of noise,
<br />it was clear she'd done this before.
<br />After this my mind was made up;
<br />I was going to raype a horse.
<br />I walked in.
<br />My sister exclaimed
<br />"OH MY GOD!!! DON'T LOOK! GET OUT!!!"
<br />"It's ok..." I said, and dropped my pants.
<br />My sister looked at my rock solid member
<br />and said "I don't want you..."
<br />I looked at her and replied
<br />"And I don't want you,
<br />but Billys butt looks mighty tempting
<br />while he's rapeing the living hell out of you!"
<br />My sister grinned and pointed to a box.
<br />I pulled it behind Billy
<br />who started pounding at my sister again.
<br />I lined my dlck up with his hole
<br />and started thrusting at him.
<br />It was the best day of my life without a doubt.
<br />rapeing the tight butthole of a mighty stallion
<br />that was fucking the tight pussi of my sister.
<br />I heard her say "Keep going!"
<br />And she got out from under him,
<br />and then started to such him.
<br />I looked over seeing her take nearly all the d.ck
<br />into her throat! I couldn't believe it!
<br />I saw the lump slide down her throat,
<br />she could do it and still breathe!
<br />She is so lucky...
<br />Billy rayped my sisters face
<br />as her muffled groans only made me harder
<br />inside the tight cave of his butthole.
<br />I screamed out to my sister
<br />"I'M GONNA CUMM IN HIS BUTT"
<br />To which she gave an extremely loud muffled moan.
<br />I couldn't hold it anymore.
<br />I shot my load inside Billys sexy butt
<br />and then lay over him,
<br />exasperated while he continued
<br />rayping my sisters throat.
<br />I walked out and left.
<br />After realising what happened
<br />I was so happy I didn't even want to finish
<br />watching my sister get face rayped by the horse.
<br />I got into the horse wagon and
<br />waited for her to return.
<br />It was my best day... Ever...
<br />
|0}}

{{cs2|sect12|'''Pokemon Theme'''|
<br />I wanna be the very best
<br />like no one ever was.
<br />To swastiGET is my real test.
<br />To close pools is my cause.
<br />I will travel through Habboland
<br />searching far and wide.
<br />Each swimming pool to understand
<br />the AIDS that is inside.
<br />Swimming pools!
<br />(Gotta close 'em all)
<br />Its fags and me.
<br />To be b& is my destiny.
<br />Swimming pools!
<br />Oh, you're really black
<br />in a hotel we must attack.
<br />Swimming pools!
<br />(Gotta close 'em all)
<br />Our fros so true.
<br />Afroduck will pull us through!
<br />You get AIDS and I'll block you.
<br />Swimming pools!
<br />(Gotta close 'em all)
<br />Gotta close 'em all!
<br />
|0}}

{{cs2|sect13|'''Grand Old Time'''|
<br />I'll never forget the day
<br />When I lost my virginity.
<br />It was Christmas and my family
<br />Was at my grandmother's house.
<br />It all started when my grandma
<br />Called me into her room for "Help"
<br />I figured she needed help with her computer
<br />Or something along the lines of that.
<br />But instead of being her personal technician
<br />I became her personal phuckbuddy.
<br />As I opened the door, I could feel a moist scent
<br />In my nose.
<br />It smelled of rotten fish and piss.
<br />Wondering what the hell she was doing in there
<br />I swiftly opened the door.
<br />And to my surprise
<br />There she was, naked with a candy-cane up her anus.
<br />I looked in horror as she took it out
<br />With her feces all over it,
<br />And began sucking on it seductively.
<br />At this point I wanted to leave immediately
<br />But I couldn't. I was so horny.
<br />I jumped on top of her.
<br />Her saggy breast flopped about, hitting my face.
<br />It made me so aroused it hurt.
<br />I grabbed her saggy, soggy breasts and just began sucking.
<br />Oh my god, I would do anything to do that again.
<br />I just sucked and sucked on her sagging boobs
<br />Never stopping.
<br />"Faster! FASTER!" she screamed.
<br />I gladly complied.
<br />Sucking even harder, I could feel a pulse in her breast.
<br />And she lactated in my mouth.
<br />There was so much milk.
<br />This milk of hers had been in her soggy breasts for decades
<br />And as a result, it tasted moldy, and felt a little bit creamy.
<br />The streams just kept coming out of her rocky nipples and I kept drinking it all
<br />But I had her milksack so far up my throat, It triggered my gag reflex.
<br />Instantly, I ripped her breast out of my mouth and puked
<br />All over her face and succulent body.
<br />I thought this was the end of our fun.
<br />But it was just the beginning.
<br />The smelly, wet, creamy beginning.
<br />She began licking up my vomit chunk after chunk
<br />I just sat there, enjoying her show.
<br />Then she suddenly turned around.
<br />Revealing her penis.
<br />I couldn't resist but rub mine against hers
<br />It was so good
<br />It was like a spell of arousal.
<br />Then I came. Delightfully.
<br />Then she came. Delightfully.
<br />We both bent over and cleaned the cum off each other's dicks
<br />With our tongues.
<br />I had just about finished my grandpenis meal when the door slammed open.
<br />"OH SHITFUCKNIGGERPISS!" I thought to myself
<br />As my grandfather came in.
<br />Naked.
<br />He jumped on top of me and grandma and formed a threesome.
<br />Who would have thought! A threesome with my grandma and Grandpa!
<br />My most sought after fantasy and it was finally coming true!
<br />My grandfather's cock was penetrating my anus at lightning speed.
<br />Then……His man tits exploded.
<br />I didn't have time to think in the creamy, hairy, bloody mess.
<br />So I just left.
<br />And that was my first time having sex.
<br />
|0}}

{{cs2|sect14|'''I Like to Watch'''|
<br />I put my hand in my pocket
<br />What do I feel
<br />One hundred and ten stories
<br />Of concrete and steel
<br />I like to watch
<br />That plane-shaped hole
<br />Really gets me hot
<br />But the big ball of fire
<br />Is the money shot
<br />I like to watch
<br />I like to watch
<br />The plane going in
<br />I like to watch
<br />The flame shooting out
<br />People dive into the street
<br />While I play with my meat
<br />My steel melted
<br />and my tower's coming down
<br />The New York skyline
<br />Will never be the same
<br />But the guys who flew those planes
<br />Had ****ing amazing aim
<br />I like to watch
<br />There must have been a reason
<br />But I don't understand
<br />Why they hit the Pentagon
<br />Instead of Disneyland
<br />I like to watch
<br />I like to watch
<br />The plane going in
<br />I like to watch
<br />The flame shooting out
<br />It's raining broken glass
<br />While I sit on my ass
<br />My steel melted
<br />and my tower's coming down
<br />I'd almost had enough
<br />Of watching planes explode
<br />Until they showed it in reverse
<br />And I had to shoot my load
<br />I like to watch
<br />Now my hand's all sticky
<br />And I can't find a rag
<br />I guess I'll have to use
<br />The american flag
<br />I like to watch
<br />
|0}}

{{cs2|sect15|'''All your base belong to us'''|
<br />In A.D. 12 July 2006
<br />War was beginning
<br />Mod: What happen?
<br />Habbo: Somebody block pool
<br />Habbo: We get signal
<br />Mod: What
<br />Habbo: Main screen turn on
<br />Mod: It's You
<br />NIGRAS: How are you gentlemen
<br />NIGRAS: All your pool are belong to us
<br />NIGRAS: You are on the way to destruction from AIDS
<br />Mod: What you say
<br />NIGRAS: You have no chance to survive make your time
<br />NIGRAS: Ha Ha Ha Ha
<br />Mod: Take off every "NIGRA"
<br />Mod: You know what you doing
<br />Mod: Ban "NIGRA"
<br />Mod: For great justice
<br />ALL YOUR CHICKENS ARE BELONG TO US
<br />
|0}}

==Dec 1 2007 Habbo Raid Speech==

they simply wanted to be remembered
they wanted to keep the pool free for people of all the
countless centuries yet to be

free of the racists
free of the AIDS

and so on that day they were banned
and my bruthers were banned

barely a year ago
long i pondered my bruthers' talk of victory
and time has proven them wise

but from free black to free black the word has spread
that the bold 300 nigras so far from home laid down their lives

and not just for /b/, but for the lulz
and to stop the spread of AIDS

now on this ragged patch of internet called habbo hotel
the mods' hearts face obliteration.
the mods will huddle sheer terror gripping tight
their hearts with icy fingers knowing well what merciless
horrors they suffered at afros & suits of 300 nigras

yet they stand now across the internet at over 9000 nigras
standing proud ready to close the pool at will

the enemy may overpower us individually,
but with our sheer numbers they will be overwhelmed

this day we rescue a world from racism and AIDS
and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine

give thanks men, to afro duck and the brave 300
prepare for glory
for tonight, we dine at KFC!

related JewTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5D9AI2oRlc

Extra win goes to anyone who improvises something...perhaps 'We Will Block You' or 'For Those About To Block We Salute You'.

==How to Bobba on Habbo==
'''Nigger''' Negro/Ni99a/Nig/NlGGER (little L) ([[Last Thursday|Last Thursday]] the infamous "nigra" became [[censorship|censored]])
<br />'''Fuck''' [[Phuck]]/Fuq/Fuk/Fucc
<br />'''Pussy''' Pu$$y/Pussi
<br />'''Ass(hole)''' Arse/Arsehole <small>- WARNING - doing this will make you sound like a total loser</small>
<br />'''Rape''' Raep
<br />'''Sex''' Secks
<br />'''Gay''' Gai
<br />'''Shit''' Sh!t
<br />'''Dick''' Dlck - use lower case L for I
<br />*Fun fact. When typing in all caps, you can use a lower case L for i in any word that would normally be Bobba. You can say things normally if you take off the chat filter from your account settings, but you can still get banned so, yeah.
<small>Or to make it all easier, just substitute a letter in the word with</small> * <small>or choice symbols for a letter. Ex: ni99a, pu$$y & sh!t</small>

== Habbo's "Clever" Idea ==
With the staff getting tired of banning everyone that is black, they decided to make it so you can't block <s>doors</s> anything. You can now walk through other users <s>on the first row of tiles</s> anywhere in a room. They seem to not understand the fact that raiders will now just get on a shit load of clones and fill up all the slots for public rooms. So they decided to fuck their asses with lube

== Habbo's "Clever" Idea 2 ==
<s>Noticing the large pile-ups of nigras in the pool area they decided to delete the pool. This enraged lots of nigras, so a raid was had on almost all rooms.(The .com version probably still has a pool)</s>


<s>Pools open again.</s> - LOL DELETED AGAIN AS OF JUNE 2011 - Nigras everywhere decided to celebrate by blocking the pool on August 17, 2009. Unlike most raids which usually end in a rather short period of time, this raid went on for just about the entire day. It started off with a few newfags trying to block off the ladders. This doesn't work as people can still just walk through each other, but it was enough to convince the retards that they were actually being blocked. It took about 20 minutes for one person to actually try walking through the blockers and another 15 minutes for the rest of the retards to discover this little secret. Then they all jumped in the virtual AID-infested pool where they proceeded to sit there doing absolutely nothing for a few minutes before logging off. Later that day /b/lackup finally arrived and set up a blackade around the entrance to the pool. They were reported several times but the mods couldn't be bothered to do their job.

==Great Islamic Raid of 2009 aka OPERATION: INFIDEL==
[[Image:WINRARhabbo.jpg|thumb|right|Pool closed due to Infidels.]]
This time, on the date of 1/11/09 (11/1/09 for [[Shit nobody cares about|Britfags]]) the nigras have been relieved early of their duties, in place of the [[Taliban|Islamic Brotherhood]] of Habbo, who, in their [[terrorist|green turbans, filthy bushy beards, and dirt colored skin]], have conquered the hotel, closing it due to Roadside [[Ebaumsworld|Bombs]]. So far, an all day 24 hour raid has gone on, this time, extending beyond the pool, to every room in the hotel. Many people have given much displeasure to the fact the admins have let this go on, proving that they may indeed, be [[muslim|Habbibis]] and [[osama|Abduls]] themselves, wishing to claim their 72 virgins and a mule.

The Raid continues as of 8PM PST, 1/11/09 <strike>(edit:how long? thats a lot longer than 24 hours!)</strike> HAHAHA DISREGARD, I SUCK COCKS!!!!

It should also be known that many of the hobbofag mods are predisposition to banning anyone who insinuates they are [[Taliban | Muslim]]. This further proves that the entire of hobo hotel staff is completely fucktarded and racist. Recommendations are to use a proxy if you plan to [[Ebaumsworld|Bomb]] Hobbo Hotel.

OPERATION: INFIDEL PART 2
<br />Current Raid inprogress as of 11PM MST, 11/3/09 Deemed OPERATION: INFIDEL PART 2. A continuance of a previous raid.
This time pool was being 403'd, ERROR 403: POOL IS FORBINLADEN, as a result all Taliban were talib&.

==5th of November Raid 2009==
[[Image:Habbo US- 1257457876266.png|thumb|right]]
On 2009/10/05 /b/ raided habbo.com again. As usual [[Guy Fawkes | V]] stood model. Though relatively uncoordinated, the Raid beginning at 5 p.m. EST/11p.m. CET was a [[Epic Win | great success]][[Image:Habbo US- 1257457876266.png|thumb|right]]for about one hour. But due to [[Newfag | AIDS and Cancer]] it started to [[Fail | fail]] pretty fast. This time pools and ponds were being closed due to gun powder.[[Image:Habbo_US-_1257460835362.png|thumb|right]]
More pictures appreciated.

==Heil J0k3str518, Der Führer of Habbo==
With the [[Buttsecks|buttfuck]] developers of Habbo that disabled blocking, Habbo [[trolling]] along with the [[Nigras]] had fallen. And so, from their shadows, a few [[B|/b/]]tard trollers have joined together to form a group that will some day take over Habbo Hotel. Among the Elites is [[Hitler|J0k3str518]], their leader, xoleslie, and WalkingDinosaur However, these Elites are short in number and need many [[Oldfag]] [[Nigras]] to join and lead them in the art of trolling. Join them immediately at
http://www.habbo.com/groups/275913/id

==Habbo Silenced?==
As of June 13, 2012, with Habbo's investors finding out exactly what kind of shitfest Habbo Hotel had become - they are pulling out one by one, deprievng Habbo Hotel's admins of their income (and CP). Panicking like a [[whore|Whore]] who just learned that there were centipedes in her vagina, said admins have [[STFU | MUTED]]Habbo Hotel's 'chat function', desperate to hang onto their jew gold.

More as this story develops.

==[[Pools Closed|Pools Open?]]==
As of June 18th, 2012, Habbo hotel is no longer muted. Instead, to defend the kids from cybering with [[your dad|old guys]], they force all users to take a 5 question safety test, which of course a [[pedophile]] couldn't pass.

==Pools Closed IV: A New Hope==
On Sunday the 27th of January, [[Newfag|someone]] had the [[Retarded|brilliant]] and original idea of raiding Habbo Hotel. So of course, every other kid who was out of school for the day wanted to join in. The idea was to make a Korean themed avatar and act like a [[Communist|communist]] for the [[Lulz|lulz]]. However, unlike many other failed attempts, this raid was pretty decent. Sure, the newfags didn't know how to [[Swastika|swastika]] but on a whole, it felt like good old times.

==Casino Ban==
On April 7th 2014, Sulake decided they got tired of having customers and loyal fans, and decided to [[Rape|rape]] every single [[Rich|rich]] Habbo on all hotels by placing a ban on casinos.

They did this by only allowing 3 randomizers per room.

==Gallery==
{{cg|Pool's open for pics|GalleryoftheHabbo|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:POOLCLOSED.jpg|[[Nigga]]s raiding [[IRL]].
File:Habbofailfag.jpg|Habbo failfag trying to get through.
File:Asking for blackup.gif|Stupid mods never replied.
File:4chanpranks.jpg|2016 Update
File:modrape.jpg|The mods are pedos IRL.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:11yearban.PNG|11 year ban.
File:Ban_evade_habbo.JPG|Anon had to be sneaky to evade the wrath of the racist mods
File:HABBO_F5.JPG|Those gullible habbo players are easily tricked
File:EpicRaidPoster.jpg
File:EpicBAN.JPG| Epic Habbo Ban
File:Afro_gone.JPG|The epic b&s got rid of all that was black and of afro
File:Nigra Habbo Way.png|NEVAR FORGET
File:Epicraidposter2.jpg|March 29, 5 PM EST. You Know what to do Nigras
File:Hasquet_Removes_AIDS.png|March 30 - Mod-Hasquet pretends they cured teh AIDS.
File:Doorblock_BerlinWall.png|April 1, Swastiget
File:HabboRaidBan.jpg
File:Failbigtime.jpg| How not to close the pool
File:Hate machine.JPG|An example of racism
File:swastiget.jpg|In earlier, simpler times, Habbo was raided by Nazis.
File:PRICELESS.jpg|For everything else, there's MasterCard.
File:Pool.jpg
File:Typical_swedish_habbo.png|Typical [[Swedish]] Habbo
File:HabboHitler.JPG|Nigras!
File:Pedobearhabbo.jpg|Habbo UK supports Pedobear! 
File:CommuNiggers.png|The CommuNIgger Alliance in action.
File:Habbo_Communism.PNG|More successful Communist blocking.
File:Swastikaget.JPG|successful raid
File:Successful_raid.PNG|A very successful block.
File:HabboRaid.jpg|Believe it or not, there are 50 VERY thirsty habbos in there. too bad teh muslims don't drink lulz
File:Habbo irl.jpg
File:Habbo_Hotel_-_Mind_If_I_Watch.png
File:Kkkraid.jpg
File:Weirdal5en2.jpg
File:HabboRape.jpg
File:HABBO5th31.JPG
File:Poolsblocked.png
File:Annnomonsy.png
File:Muslimhabbo.jpg
File:HABBO5th71.JPG
File:Habboswas1.png
File:Dr.png
File:Habbo Smile Sit.jpg
File:Attire.JPG
File:Habboraid91106.jpg
File:Some habbos.jpg
File:StarLoungeRaid09 1.png
File:Cola 425x178.gif
File:Pixulcomicz-1.jpg
File:Ecstasy aka darks athabbo.PNG
File:Undeadnigra.png
File:December17th1.JPG
File:Taylor.jpg
File:Victory to the nigras and soviets.png
File:Habbo-swastiket.gif
File:Habbo July 2017 1.jpg|2017 autist raid
File:Habbo July 2017 2.png|2
File:Habbo July 2017 3.png|3
File:Habbo July 2017 4.png|4
File:Habbo July 2017 5.png|5
File:Habbo July 2017 6.png|6
File:Lawds.png
</gallery>
|}}

==See Also==
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006]]
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007]]
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2008]]
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2010]]
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2015]]
*[[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2016]]
*[[Habbo Fansites]]
*[[Duncan]]
*[[Thelostcup]]
*[[Club Penguin]]
*[[EFG Day Raid 07]]
*[[Pool's Closed]]
*[[ERepublik]]
*[[Bobba Bar]]

==External links==
* <s>[http://www.habbo.com/groups/117950/id/ Habbo "Anonymous" group]</s> Fake and gay
* [[The palace]] - similar site
* [http://www.habbohotel.com/ Habbo Hotel]
* [http://www.poolsclosed.us/downloadz/LOLToasts_Raid_Tool_v7.zip LOLToast's Raid Tool v7] '''NOTE: Only the auto-typer works due to switching from Shockwave to Flash
* <s>[http://www.47chan.net/files/HabboFlashUnbanner.exe Habbo Flash Unbanner]</s>
* [http://www.ytmnd.com/keyword/habbo Screenshots of Habbo Drama]
* <s>[http://www.poolsclosed.us/ Pool's Closed Forums]</s> Hurr they dont raid habbo anymore. If you ask for /b/lackup they will send you to 47chan
* <s>[http://www.47chan.net/habbo/wakaba.html 47chan's /habbo/ raiding board]</s>
* [http://www.nigrapedia.com/ Wiki dedicated to Habbo Raids operated by the Pool's Closed staff]
* <s>[http://www.virtualworldsnews.com/2007/08/habbo-hotel-chi.html Chinese Habbo Hotel closed permanently] thanks to AIDS.</s> 404 - Inactive
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7094764.stm A Dutch teenager was arrested after stealing 4000 Euros worth of virtual furniture from geeks]
* <s>[http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=49703495 4chan is made of newfags]</s> 404 - Inactive

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