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[[Image:Gor donoriginal.png|thumb|Gordon the Pringles Giraffe circa [[2006]]]]

[[Image:Gor dongiraffe.jpg|thumb|Gordon circa 2008, after his guest appearance in ''[[Super Smash Bros.|Brawl]]''.]]

'''Gordon the Pringles Giraffe''' is a forced meme dating back to 2006, when some [[13 year old boy]] with [[Asperger's syndrome]] combined his two favorite things: Pringles and giraffes. By these things (and some [[MS Paint]]) combined, here comes Gordon, the Pringles Giraffe. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with children these days? Obviously this made absolutely no sense, which is lulzy enough, but the lulz wouldn't end there. Gordon eventually galloped onto [[4chan|4chan's]] [[B|/b/]] in the summer of 2008, where he gained meme status due to the fact that he looked so fucking weird. Also, he was some of the first [[original content]] that /b/ had seen in a while, even if it hadn't been drawn by a fellow /b/tard.

Gordon is one of the only four forced memes to be considered win, the others being [[So Cash]], [[DESU]], and [[FUCK YEAH SEAKING]], due to their [[Oh exploitable|endless possibilities]]. Most notable are his seamless transitions in element type, as shown below:

<gallery>
Image:Gor donfire.jpg|Fire
Image:Gor dongrass.jpg|Grass
Image:Gor donwater.jpg|Water
</gallery>

Gordon has been remade numerous times since first posted on /b/, and has become yet another poor member of the 4chan family. While some who find him annoying because he is just so strange looking, some /b/tards took the initiative of  adopting poor Gordon, perhaps thereby creating a whole family of weird-ass giraffes. Gordon can often be found hanging out at watering holes and playgrounds, luring in little children with his [[kawaii]] looks and [[Guido]] mustache.

Gordon is what every giraffe wants to be when it grows up, even if he looks like a fucking monster.

==The Shrimp and Hippo Team==

[[Image:Gor doncomic.png|thumb|Gordon's first appearance.]]

There is much speculation over who originally created this strange monstrosity, whether it's a [[retard]] or a gifted artist we'll never truly know (somewhat like the debate between [[Chris-chan]] and Jimmy Hill). It is [[some argue|widely believed]] that Gordon originates from a group called the Shrimp and Hippo Team, composed of a 12 year old kid who recently discovered how to use Adobe Flash and some other one that made a shitty comic called ''Stuperman''. Stuperman's creator was the one who devised the creation of Gordon, and introduced him to the ''Shrimp and Hippo'' series, though no movies were made with him (thank god). After making his debut in the comic on your right, news quickly spread across the interwebs about his existence and his picture was spread to multiple forums including Gamespot and various others. An artist by the name of [[User:Malion|Malion]] decided to bring more life to Gordon's image and turn him into a masterpiece rivaling that of any da Vinci painting. Much drama was caused when Malion found out that Gordon was brought to /b/ and eventually [[ED]] by [[User:Crazyconan|Crazyconan]], but it was eventually settled and Malion to this day submits various (and hilarious) drawings of Gordon to us, making ED the new owner of the Pringles giraffe.

'''To view the drama on ED's behalf, read [[Talk:Gordon the Pringles Giraffe|this article's talk page]].'''

==Disappearance==

[[Image:gorpaper.jpg|thumb|FOUND!]]

Shortly after his reemergence in September, someone forgot to lock the gate on Gordon's cage and he ran off, fleeing from the faggots at [[B|/b/]]. The reward for Gordon's capture was +1 internets.

==Found==
During the terrifying [[Lamp]] forcing of November 14th, Gordon returned to /b/ after realizing the horrible cancer his master was facing. He proceeded to fight back, and was nearly taken over by the cancer himself. But Gordon overcame.

[[old meme|Gordon will always overcome.]]

==IRL GORDON PRINGLES!==

[[Image:Pringlescans.jpg|thumb|Legion of Gordon Pringles cans!]]

Pringles is currently hosting a "Design your own can" contest on the internets. What better venue for Gordon's introduction to the mainstream than a can of Pringles graced with his likeness? NONE, goddammit! [[X is not your personal army|So go flood Gordon pics to the Pringles gallery.]] You know you want to. 

[[Image:Gor donicon.gif]] [http://popart.pringles.com/cancreator/gallery.php?pic=17917&utm_source=blogtag&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=popart DO IT FAGGOT!]

[[Image:Gor donicon.gif]] [http://popart.pringles.com/cancreator/gallery.php?pic=17917&utm_source=blogtag&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=popart The Pringles contest (VOTE FOR HIM NAO.)] You can vote one time per picture per day. Vote for all the Gordon cans and then vote for them some moar. 

'''The cans to vote for:'''

[[Image:Gor donicon.gif]] [http://popart.pringles.com/cancreator/gallery.php?cpp=8&page=1&sort=f&pic=17939 Backup can #1] 

[[Image:Gor donicon.gif]] [http://popart.pringles.com/cancreator/gallery.php?cpp=8&page=1&sort=f&pic=17934 Backup can #2]

[[Image:Gor donicon.gif]] [http://popart.pringles.com/cancreator/gallery.php?cpp=8&page=3&sort=f&pic=17923 Backup can #3] 

[[Image:Gor donicon.gif]] [http://popart.pringles.com/cancreator/gallery.php?pic=17433&utm_source=blogtag&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=popart Original can], baleeted from contest gallery but can still be seen/voted on through glitch.

Vote as many fucking times as you want with {{Pastebin|m39b9da0f|this}}.

==Facts about Gordon==
We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica would like to help you understand more about the great Pringles Giraffe, so we have listed a number of facts that can help with any paper you may want to write about involving Gordon (in [[TOW]] style):

[[Image:gordoncopy.jpg|right|200px]]

'''Gordon the Pringles Giraffe'''

*Species: [[LOL WUT|Giraffa Pringlis]]

*Country of Origin: [[Zimbabwe]]

*Height: [[Over 9,000]] feet tall

*Weight: 4,000 kg

*Life expectancy: [[At least 100]] years

*Habitat: Salty

==Gordon in the Wild==

<gallery>
Image:GordonIRL.jpg|Gordon [[IRL]].
Image:gordoncopy.jpg|Gordon the Pringles Girraffe spotted for the first time in the continent of Africa.
Image:Pringlesgiraffe34.jpg|[[Rule 34|34'd]]
Image:Gordon_seaman.png|In The Wild
</gallery>

==Run for President of [[Chris-chan|CWCville]]==

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[[Image:Gordon2.PNG|thumb|right|Gordon for President of CWCVille.|140px]]

With the recent events and happenings of [[Chris-chan]] (including his infamous doll sex-tape), it has been announced that for the 2009 Presidential election of [[hell|CWCville]] that Gordon will be running for the office of President alongside CWC as mayor. His challengers include [[Billy Mays]] and other memes, though it has been predicted that Gordon will be the likely winner in this shitstorm of retards and crappy drawings. It has been recently disclosed that Billy Mays has taken over as the mayor of CWCville with Chris out of [[faggotry|action]], but Gordon still has a good chance of winning the presidency (though noone would really want to anyways) and along Billy Mays clean up the filth of CWCville.

==Gallery==

{{cg|Gallery of Gordons|gordongallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Giraffe34.jpg|Don't you prefer the NON [[furfag]] kind of 34? Well, too bad for you.
Image:Gor donkaraoke.jpg|Gordon singing [[Rickroll|everyone's favorite song]].
Image:Gor donemo.jpg|Gordon has his [[emo]] moments.
Image:Gor donette.jpg|A [[whore|mate]] for Gordon?
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Gor donguitarhero.jpg|Gordon is a [[Guitar Hero]].
Image:Gor donanimalcrossing.jpg|Gordon likes to play ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' because he is a furry.
Image:Gor donangry.jpg|Angry Gordon is angry.
Image:Gor donhellspawn.jpg|Hellspawn
Image:Gor donhippy.jpg|Gordon likes to [[Hippie|smoke weed]].
Image:Gor donbatman.jpg|Gordon is the [[Batman|Batgiraffe]].
Image:Gor donjoker.jpg|[[Why So Serious?]]
Image:Gor donpeewee.jpg|[[Paul Reubens|Pee Wee Gordon]]
Image:Gor dongor don.jpg|[[Time Paradox|PIME TARADOX]]
Image:Gor doncandlejack.jpg|[[Candlejack|Gordonjack]] will kill your fa-
Image:Gor donefg.gif|[[Epic Fail Guy|Epic Fail Gordon]]
Image:Gor donintense.jpg|Gordon is pretty intense.
Image:Gor donstuffed.jpg|Get your own Gordon toy!
Image:Gor donfox.jpg|[[Barrel Roll|Do a Gordon Roll!!!]]
Image:Gor donjesus.jpg|[[Jesus Christ|Your lord and savior.]]
Image:Gor donfaggot.jpg|Gordon [[fag|no longer needs a mate]].
Image:Gor donscary.jpg|[[zippocat|OH SHI-]]
Image:Gor doniszombie.jpg|[[Zombie]] Gordon
Image:Gor donnaruto.jpg|Gordon in ''[[Naruto]]''.
Image:Gor donmushroom.jpg|Gordon's appearance in ''[[Mario|Super Mario]]''.
Image:Gor donlove.jpg|Everyone luuurves Gordon!
Image:Gor donold.jpg|Gordon's great-grandfather
Image:Gor donscientist.jpg|Discovering the mysteries of life one Pringle at a time.
Image:Gor donzelda.jpg
Image:Gor donpainting.jpg|Van Gogh painted this.
Image:Gor donisepic.jpg|Gordon wallpaper
Image:Gor donwut.jpg|wut
Image:Gor donrobot.jpg|Robot form
Image:Gor donplaid.jpg
Image:Gor donfffuuuu.jpg|[[Ffruustration|FFFFFFUUUUUUU]]
Image:Gor donlamp.jpg|Gordon being taken over by [[lamp]] cancer.
Image:Gor donlampkill.jpg|Gordon killing it in response.
Image:Gor donmspaint.png|[[MS Paint]] version
Image:Gor donretard.png|durrr...
Image:Gor dongoogle.JPG|Now [[Google]] loves Gordon!
Image:spidergordo.jpg|[[spider-man|How do I ate Pringles?]]
Image:gordowant.jpg
Image:gordosketch.jpg|I glimpsed a Gordon once.
Image:giraffegordo.jpg|Oh noez, it's Pringles the Gordon Giraffe.
Image:gordesu.jpg|[[DESU|GORDESU]]
Image:advicegordog.jpg|[[Advice Dog|Gordon takes advice any way he can.]]
Image:gordochu.jpg|[[Chris Chan|Everyone is getting into Gordon.]]
Image:gordofwar.jpg|[[Gears of War|Gordon as he appears in ''Gears 3''.]]
Image:gordkip.jpg|[[mudkip|I herd u liek Pringles Giraffes.]]
Image:gordosandwich.jpg|[[Krystal Can't Enjoy Her Sandwich|can't enjoy your sandwich when you don't have thumbs...or a mouth.]]
Image:gordiabeetus.jpg|[[Diabeetus|Even Pringles Giraffes get Diabeetus.]]
Image:Gor don efg ride.gif|[[EFG]] takes a ride on Gordon :3
Image:Gor don za warudo.png|[[ZA WARUDO]]
Image:gordolocke.jpg|[[John Locke|Gordon]] Fucks up your Lamp.
Image:gorfield.jpg|Gordon minus [[Garfield]].
Image:gordoget.jpg| Gordon gets the [[GET]], no really.
Image:Gordonwormcombat.jpg|Gordon fights the mighty [[fail|Horseworm]].
Image:Singinggordon.jpg| Gordon is a [[The Singing Shark|Shark]].
Image:Yes we Gordon.jpg|[[Obama|YES WE POP]]
Image:Gordon origin.png|The origin of Gordon and Pringles.
Image:Gordon Rorschach.jpg|Gordon in the new ''[[Watchmen]]'' film.
Image:Robotnik the PINGAS Giraffe.png|[[PINGAS|Oh, dear God...]]
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
*[[Furry]]
*[[Guido]]
*[[Kawaii]]
*[[Forced meme]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[Win]]
*[[Dick Neck|Giraffe Neck]]

==Links==

[[Image:Gor donicon.gif]] [http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Gordon-the-Pringles-Giraffe/165164410948?ref=ts Gordon on Facebook]

[[Image:Gor donicon.gif]] [http://www.freewebs.com/shrimphippoteam/ Gordon's origin]

[[Image:Gor donicon.gif]] [http://www.cafepress.com/cheerios4u98 Get your own Gordon t-shirts and merchandise!]

[[Image:Gor donicon.gif]] [http://s7.invisionfree.com/Triforce_of_Power/index.php?s=1302e19394e6e3019f2316a13484741a&act=site Another Origin site <s>(unknown if real)</s> OH MY GOD IT'S THE REAL DEAL]

[[Image:Gor donicon.gif]] [http://malion.deviantart.com/ The artist's deviantART account]

[[Image:Gor donicon.gif]] [http://www.new.facebook.com/apps/application.php?sid=10fde1e2e7fb10099fd08b5173f3afc0&id=13809357956&ref=s Facebook app of newfaggotry.]

[[Image:Gor donicon.gif]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzv-Yp_301c Gordon invades ''Spore''.]

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