View source for Gook

[[File:Gooks.png|thumb|]]
[[File:Korea.png|thumb|]]


[[File:Rapistgook.png|thumb|left|[[Japanese]] gooks, an entire race of child molesters.]] 
[[Image:Those fucking gooks.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:AsianGooks.jpg|thumb]]
[[Image:Dougchink.jpg|thumb|Turning niggers into [[Asians]]? [[Double Nigger]].]]
{{offended}}

<!-- [[Image:Gungook.jpg|thumb|right]] -->
A '''Gook''' is a [[shit nobody cares about|derogatory term]] for any native yellowman of [[Vietnam|Southeast Asia]] or [[Korea]]. Gooks are best known for using [[Filipinos|Human Wave tactics]] in warfare, and owning restaurants serving the best [[Alisa Kuzmenko|"Hot Dog"]] in town. They differ from [[Chink|Chinks]], as chinks are Chinamen.
<br>
There are 3 main species of Gook:
*Northern Yellow (North Vietnamese or [[North Korea|North Korean]]): Looks [[Chinese]] basically. Hates [[Americans]] (i.e. Vietcong). 
*Southern Brown: Dog-eating South Koreans or Southern Vietnamese Paddie Farmers. Also are shitty fighters (See ARVN). Will be routed easily in battle and immediately call for [[American]] support. 
*American Brown (AKA Boat People): West Coast Refugee families. Have 10+ [[Wigger|Wannabe-Gangbanger Kids]] and drive a [[Toyota]] Previa.

<center>'''Clint Eastwood has been observed pwning gooks of all subspecies.'''</center>
<center><youtube>f9Tpw1ICJEc</youtube></center> 

== [[learn to noun|Learn to Gook]] ==

<!-- [[Image:Gookcouple.png|thumb]] -->

Northern Gook is a [[moonspeak|complex language]] consisting of using 100 ching-chong [[moonspeak]] syllables to make 1 sentence, while the written language involves many [[redundant|circles and lines]] such as these: 
*하얀 악마
*내가 당신을 죽일거야
*나 너무 흥분돼
Alternatively, Southern Gook takes the form of [[engrish|malign assbabble]] with squigglies above the letters:
*tôi rất đánh thức
*trắng uy hiếp
*con sóng chiến thuật

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Sommer.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==See Also==
*[[Asia]]
*[[Jap]]
*[[Chink]]
*[[Vietnam]]
*[[Phillipines]]
*[[McCain]]
<br />
:{{stub}}
{{race}}
{{Azn}}
{{timeline|Featured article February 21 & 22, [[2025]]|[[Texas]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Homeless]]}}