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[[File:Oldestfoxconnworker.jpeg |thumb| |right| |200px| Oldest (and happiest looking) foxconn worker ever discovered]]

'''Foxconn''' is a child slave labor camp obviously named by [[Furfag|furfags]], owned by [[ apple|crapple]] and its non-existent investors. It is best known for making [[IPod | shitty useless products]] used by brainwashed [[Hipsters]] who don't understand how to use a [[Windows|real computer.]]

==Child Labor==
[[File:SteveJobsNotSure.jpeg|thumb||right||200px|"Umm. No. We aren't affiliated with that"]]
Foxconn hires [[Asian | slanted eye children]] to do hardcore [[Prostitot|labour]] when working at their [[brothel|factory]]. The children that behave excellently and above average get a generous slice of gum for every 5 hours of worshiping [[goatse|The Forbidden Apple]] and giving [[gay|rectum massages]] to the Steve Jobs action figures they secretly manufacture. Even though every  child that works at Foxconn is totally [[asking for it]], some of the employees don't appreciate the fair, humane, and completely acceptable behavior Foxconn continuously shows towards their 6 year-old employees. They usually get fired after the first or second time complaining about it.

{{ytplus|Average Foxconn Employee after growing too old to work at Foxconn|<center><youtube>vbS3Y-2zHtg</youtube></center>|This will be your new god|}}

==Relaxed Work Experience==
If you ask anyone who knows anything about Foxconn, they will surely tell you the great and easy, relaxed working condition kids get to work in at the "factory". Working conditions are so relaxed, so [[at least 100]] kids commit suicide every year from working hard to produce the shitty iDevices so loved by the hipster and liberal faggots who spend all their time whining about the poor working environment when them buying apples shit merely perpetuates the whole situation. [[No|Ironic right?]] 

==High Quality Products==
Foxconn is known for making the shittiest products of all time. amongst other things thy are responsible for making the [[iPod]], [[iPad]] the [[iPhone]], the iHigh voltage neural manipulator which apple use to keep the fanbois coming back and the iCoffin that Steve jobs was buried in in. 

==See Also==
*[[Apple]]
*[[iPod]]
*[[iPad]]
*[[iPhone]]
*[[Steve Jobs]]

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