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=== [[User:1sam234|1sam234]] ===

[[User:1sam234|1sam234]] 13:35, 30 March 2015 (EDT)
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What do you plan on helping with?
:Article stubs that need expanding/cleaning up like what [[Sons of Kojima]] was before, helping label the sockpuppets, messing with the butthurt aspies, adding new drama to older articles, and expanding articles that no one else dared to touch, like [[Uncle Grandpa]]. The autism was strong with that show, I can see why no one else wanted to build it up.

What kind of Wiki experience do you have?
:A couple of months of continuous contributions here on ED as well as on several Wikias, including updating and adding to the old [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Common_Misconceptions|Common Misconceptions]] policy page that was dug from the archive years ago, but I've been a quick learner lately over those months. I've gotten back into it on a normal basis here recently, along with having forged a healthy relationship with the Show Preview button as well.

Any other comments?
:Seriously, Uncle Grandpa started hurting my head with trying to watch enough of its autism-laced comedy to build a real article. It was worth it though, for the sake of helping out ED.

::User is a good writer and he really helped clean up so many fuck ups. I have one condition tho
::Nudes [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 13:45, 30 March 2015 (EDT)

==== Status update ====

No change in [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Special:Log/rights&user=1sam234 user rights logs], contributor is [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Special:Contributions/1sam234 active]. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  18:22, 4 April 2015 (EDT)
::Seeing how as we don't have a lot willing to build on existing stubs. I approve.--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 15:50, 30 March 2015 (EDT)
:::I think he has to wait a bit because the owner has no way to access the internet atm [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 01:41, 31 March 2015 (EDT)

::::If that's the case, then it's fine, I can wait until then. :) [[User:1sam234|1sam234]] 01:47, 31 March 2015 (EDT)
::Second. Also fuck the owner. I am the LAW now. &nbsp;<font face="Monospace" size="5">[[User:SeeBeen|<span style="color: #01A9E0;">SeeBeen</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:communist_cat_sig.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:SeeBeen]] 13:41, 31 March 2015 (EDT)
:::Heh, thanks for the approval so far, guys. [[User:1sam234|1sam234]] 12:37, 1 April 2015 (EDT)

:::: {{check}} [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  15:02, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

== Hey U Mad Bro, would you please stop harassing contributors? ==

Seriously dude your behavior is disruptive and I'm tired of hearing about it in IRC. I thought you came back to Encyclopedia Dramatica to contribute, not to consonantly harass contributors. I don't know why you can't get along with anyone but really can't you contribute in a useful way? Yesterday when you were busy harassing contributors, you forgot to set XOTN's. Isn't that why zaiger gave you editor status? We don't mind having you around but give us a break. Thank you! [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  11:00, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

:* You're harassing people by telling them not to harass people plz stop. [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 18:54, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

== Hey Schnookums, Would You Please Stop Trying To Grope Me? ==
Srsly man, I'm not into furry rats or weasels or whatever the fuck you think you are.  Please stop trying to touch my "no-nos"!   ಠ_ಠ

--[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 11:04, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

:Come on dude, stop taking this so personal. I've made no attempt to stop you from coming back. Can't you extend that courtesy to others? [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  11:09, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

::No, srsly, quit stalking me, Furtard, it's creepy and I'm not into that shit.  Why don't you go edit some articles or something?  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 11:12, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

:::<b> Instead of taking the hint, Fatter decided he'd get back at those mean ol' furries by starting a furry art dump site of his own.</b> Must be difficult for you Onideus seeing as all the prime internet insults happen to be the names of groups that have thoroughly humiliated your dumpster fire of a life or you yourself have been a member of. <s>sperg, manchild, try hard, carebear, pant shitting crybaby, basement dweller</s>. Ehl oh ehl - [[User:Phobos|Phobos]] 11:29, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

:::You know that others only speak up when they get sick of you harassing others. If you weren't doing that I would go away. Can you just leave others alone? Just do that and this bullshit drama is done. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  11:17, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

=== Thank you U Mad Bro ===

I see you're getting back to work. Thanks! I'll try to do the same. Welcome back! [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  11:18, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

:I see you're... still not doing any fucking thing at all... like... ever.

:Seriously, why are you even here?  At least go suck Phobos's balls and ease his angry-tard frustrations before he starts randomly banning everything that moves. --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 11:35, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

<b>"1) the doctor said I wasn't likely going to survive, was very likely going to die, probably not even make it through child birth and, even if I did, I'd probably be retarded, or deformed or some other horrible thing would be wrong with me. 2) This is your last warning. If you remove the page again, I'll unleash the Reaver upon Wikipedia.- Onideus"</b>, <s>angry-tard</s>, lol <i>nope</i> cant use that one either, kiddie fucker - [[User:Phobos|Phobos]] 13:06, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

:You can always tell when it's "that time of the month" for Phobos, because he randomly pops in on ED and starts randomly lashing out at people and abusing the ban button... never actually editing anything, never actually contributing anything, he just pops in and pops off like an angry toddler in a therapy session.   :3
:--[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 13:37, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

1. <s>Toddler Therapy</s>: From: '''Mad Hatter©''' <h1mdgukjvhg3m7g9d20qsmmo46olhqdr7v@farfoos> "On the subject of child sex, in most of the articles it was about the children VOLUNTEERING for the act to make a lil money.  The way you had it worded you made it sound like the pedophiles were out there kidnapping and raping the children against their will."<br>
2. <s>Abuse</s>: From: '''Mad Hatter©''' Message-ID: <iphrgust10itur4e8gh2i0i1p1ae6mvsm0@farfoos> I'd be willing to bet that just about all of the pictures don't have anything to do with abuse at all." "...Just to be fair though I might see if I can sum up enough effort/bother to go and check out a couple of the pictures."<br>
3. <s>Opposite Sex</s>: "Having a little variety in your sex life means switching hands." - '''Baby Matthew'''<br>
4. <s>Lack of Hygiene</s>: I have been incontinent all my life and would like to talk to others who have to wear diapers and share experiences. I would also like any suggestions on which diapers have worked the best for you if you have ever worn them. '''Matt Moulton''' (moulton@wwics.com) AKA The Mad Hatter Waitsburg, WA USA - Friday, May 03, 1996 at 03:43:13 (EDT)<br>
Actually if you want a REALLY powerful diuretic drink Mt. Dew.  Drink 3 or 4 cans and you'll be peeing like a race horse every 10 minutes. Do that and wear diapers 24/7 and pee imediatly upon feeling the urge. Eventually you'll train yourself to do this and every time you need to pee you'll feel the urge but it'll start flowing before you really know whats going on. - '''Onideus'''<br>
5. <s>Useless</s>: Hell at this point I really *WOULD* work for Wal*Mart or Dairy Queen or even fuckin McDonalds if they were hiring. - '''Onideus'''<br>
6. <s>Not Contributing</s>: I'm sort of a novice when it comes to programming, I just know the very basics... If it's really simple I'd be very grateful if someone could just write the code for me - '''Onideus'''<br>

Cmon Matthew Moulton, I bet if you just try a little harder you'll be able to convince everyone you're a feared ED troll in no time. You're totally winning right now! You're <i> definitely not an unemployed 30+ year old man who lives with his mother and wants to fuck children.</i>. - [[User:Phobos|Phobos]] 14:30, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

::I am currently writing a couple of book series, one of which is a saga about dragons ruling the world and another which is a graphic novel involving cartoon animals going through college. It's not as bad as it might sound. Its intention other than being a really good book is to troll furries by subtly mocking them and depriving them of what furries love best. It has no porn, no sexy talk, no fanservice, it is clean and conservative. [[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 14:26, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
:::To-Do List: Suck every dong dangled in front of my face and to not give into the temptation to start drama - [[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 14:37, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

::I concur with U Mad Bro. I believe something must be done about this, especially since I've experienced such an occurrence firsthand, and I can conclude that it is a serious issue and might in the future drive away potential editors if it gets out of hand and is reported on outside of this very site. Obviously, though, I don't have the power to do so, so please consider mine and U Mad Bro's words for some form of action against Phobos if possible. It might be beneficial in the long run. [[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 14:26, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

:::It won't happen, it's like some form of nepotism from what I've gathered.  Basically Zaiger knows Phobos in some capacity, like it's his estranged, hobo, degenerate of a half-brother or cousin or something and so he just puts up with his antics, even though he ~literally~ does absolutely '''NOTHING''' on the site... other than cause trouble I mean, mostly in the form of randomly banning new users, post-editing (like he just tried doing) and other forms of vandalizing shit, leaving the other mods to have to clean up his mess.  He's one of the major reasons why I'm glad I'm not one of ED's janitors anymore, because cleaning up his shit is practically a full time job... it's like babysitting... but not getting paid.  And then whenever his shit is cleaned up he runs off in a big huff, usually crying to the ED forums and then tries to start shit over there.  Zaiger usually attempts to "explain" his retardation as some form of in-house, playful trolling... but you can only shove a flower into an asshole and try calling it a bouquet so many times.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 14:41, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

:::"<b>It won't happen, it's like some form of not listening to adult baby wannabe cuckolds who cant hold down a wendys job from what I've gathered.  Basically Zaiger knows Phobos is well liked by most of the community and in some capacity a functioning productive member of society, like it's his estranged, currently not living with his mother, non-pedophile of a half-brother or cousin or something and so he just puts up with his complete lack of shitting in diapers, even though he ~literally~ has been editing encyclopedia dramatica since 2007 and has won Vox Dramatica... other than cause trouble for manchildren who cry about the Internet I mean. Mostly in the form of randomly banning people who whiteknight me, post-editing (because this is wikipedia) and other forms of vandalizing  my shitty articles that no one bothers to read, leaving the other mods to have to laugh at his hilarious quips.  He's one of the major reasons why I'm glad I was banned and exiled from this site, because after I had my privileges revoked by zaiger I couldnt get a practically full time job so I came back... it's like babyfuring... but not getting laid.  And then whenever I cry and send zaiger long autistic emails begging him to protect me from cyber bullies, I fear that ED forums too will brutally sodomize me. Zaiger, aware of my severe mental delusions, allows me to remain as some form of in-house, playful trolling, because I any employment or responsibilities of any kind and respond by throwing an autistic temper tantrum creating endless sockpuppets because I have nothing left to live for - Onideus</b>" 
Fixed that for you Matthew - [[User:Phobos|Phobos]] 15:05, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

::::*randomly banning new users
::::*post-editing (like he just tried doing)
::::*and other forms of vandalizing shit
::::So all the crap you used to do until zaiger told you to fuck off. Got it. Why so afraid of the forums? [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  14:53, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
:::::Seriously U Mad Bro, what's up with crying about shit you used to do all the time? [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  14:59, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

::::Except I never did any of that, Sunshine.  I generally policed the Onideus article, primarily to keep it from getting fucked up by ass flustered weens like yourself and because, well, that's the only way it actually held direct relevance to ED (as far as creating or documenting drama).  The article means nothing to me in any direct capacity, so simply continuing to pile on layer of shit after layer of shit is pretty fucking pointless... but, on the flip side, preventing spergs like yourself from adding more layers of shit made you spaz out and act like epic lolcows, which actually held some measure of relevance to the site's purpose.

::::And the only reason Zaiger demodded me is because I specifically antagonized him into doing so in several e-mails.  Wasn't that hard for me to do, emotional instability infliction is my forte afer all.  His skin is thicker than most... but I'm the God of humanity's demons... and the ones that make you mad are arguably the easiest for me to manipulate. --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 15:04, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

{{quote|And the only reason Zaiger demodded me is because I specifically antagonized him into doing so in several e-mails.  Wasn't that hard for me to do, emotional instability infliction is my forte afer all.  His skin is thicker than most... but I'm the God of humanity's demons|The biggest faggot on ED}}
<center><div style='font-size:40px'>Hahahahahahaha - [[User:Phobos|Phobos]] 15:08, 2 April 2015 (EDT)</div></center>

=== Hey phobos ===

<big><big>[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=U_MAD&curid=9278&diff=729544&oldid=729508 Don't remove or delete this image that U Mad Bro has been so protective of. You've been warned.]</big></big> [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  15:48, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

:No, no, I'm a professional I would never do such a thing. That picture is clearly of high importance to this site and relevant to its general audience. - [[User:Phobos|Phobos]] 16:03, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

==Men Fuhrer==
This is now a "thing" apparently...
http://imgur.com/a/8anj7

Lots of wannabe comedy/commentary sites ripping off the form and rolling all over it like a fresh pile of dog shit.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 14:10, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

=="The World's First And Only Gay Object"==
Unless you count TigerCommander's butt dildo of course...

http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/meet-gay-sweater-made-hair-100-lgbt-kids

--[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 14:24, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

:[[File:Unsee.jpg|300px]][[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 14:35, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

::Can you imagine wearing it... probably infested with lice... *shudder*
::--[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 14:38, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

==Man Pays $200 To Troll Fags In California==
This is just...

http://www.scribd.com/doc/257452937/15-0008-Sodomy

AWESOME!  :D

Some guy started a ballot initiative to have fags "put to death by bullets to the head".  All the major news outlets are having a field day with it.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 16:46, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

==Not Sure If Relevant==
This might be of importance or interest to someone or some article...

https://www.facebook.com/UjJaeGNYZQ/posts/1053456841349597?comment_id=1053725287989419

...I have no idea what they're babbling on about exactly, but apparently they've got some kind of hardon over the site and were "kicked out" for... something... or... fuck if I know/care.  They keep tugging at my "bait" though and reposting/sharing shit, so whatever the issue is they're pretty ass mad about it.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 22:08, 22 March 2015 (EDT)
:*Looks like some nobody who's under the impression they're far more important than they really are, and are upset someone kicked them from the ED facebook group; at least that's what I understood it to be. [[File:PoshBlastoise.gif|25px|link=User:BakaRed]][[User_talk:BakaRed|<span style="background-color:red; color:white;">'''Talk'''</span>]]''' | '''[[Special:Contributions/BakaRed|<span style="background-color:blue; color:White;">'''Contribs'''</span>]] 22:23, 22 March 2015 (EDT)

::Yeah that was my initial impression as well, either that or the message board, cause I've never heard of them before.  I ran a few searches on the site but didn't come up with any articles either.  I figured I should ask though just in case it was relevant to someone's trolling endeavors.  They do certainly seem to be quite high on themselves in any case.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 22:30, 22 March 2015 (EDT)

:::I think he was spamming on the thread Seebeen made to ask for help on making the Balkan ED, so he got kicked from the group.[[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 01:24, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

== Hey Zaiger, what's up with Onideus? ==

<pre>(diff | hist) . . U MAD‎; 09:08 . . (+50) . . U Mad Bro (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 729548 by Tigercommander (talk) - I can replace it with a screencap of YOU being all ass mad if you like.)

(diff | hist) . . User talk:Tigercommander‎; 08:53 . . (+257) . . U Mad Bro (Talk | contribs) (How Does Phobos's Cock Taste?)

File:U_Mad_Reactions_Phobos.png|Typical reaction to being <i>upset</i></pre>

<big><big><big><big>[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=U_MAD&curid=9278&diff=729544&oldid=729508 What's up with Onideus trying to start crap with phobos? Last I checked phobos hasn't said shit to Onideus in quite a while.]</big></big></big></big> [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  11:17, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

:That edit/addition is from like four months ago, and Zaiger already saw it and said it was fine... why KittyCommander is trying to take it out now I don't know... he claimed it was a "vanity edit" even though there's no real/actual name attached to it (other than Phobos).  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 11:23, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

:<pre>(diff | hist) . . U MAD‎; 09:08 . . (+50) . . U Mad Bro (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 729548 by Tigercommander (talk) - I can replace it with a screencap of YOU being all ass mad if you like.)</pre>
::I'm scared [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 11:25, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

:::I think you're more indignantly flustered than scared actually.  You've apparently been "policing" through my entire edit history trying to find random/obscure bullshit you can try and "revenge revert".  This edit just being the latest example of you abusing authority.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 11:33, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

:::Let's not pretend you value ED more than baiting the people who do, Oni. '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 11:26, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

::::I value drama, [[Hypocricy|I do not value the people who covet imaginary titles as ED admins so they can feel better about their pathetic lives and lack of real accomplishments]].  Those like KittyCommander don't give a fuck about ED so much as they do about being admins on ED.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 11:33, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

*look who's talking lol [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 11:35, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
:::I'm sorry Onideus that we are not like you taking the internet too seriously and crying about our edit being undone, can I get you something to ease the pain?(I removed it cuz its vanity and then I told you idc about it if you revert it cuz its just an image idgaf,unlike you that is.) [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 11:29, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

*That image has been there for months, he was just reverting it being removed. Not seeing the problem here. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 11:31, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

*K cool, did that make your butt feel better onideus? [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 11:33, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

Onideus should be made <s>sysop</s>  crat posthaste.The man can literally do no wrong and besides we need someone harassing members of the community on talk pages when they don't get their way.--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 12:35, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
:Yeah I agree, he would make an amazing crat [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 12:41, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

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:[[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  12:42, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

::No, I would make a new account if that happened.  The last time people thought I was important on ED my entire town was overrun with constant bomb threats from crazy nut jobs in Europe for months on end.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 12:52, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

::: THIS WOULD BE REVENGE ON FAMILY THAT DIDN'T INVITE YOU TO YOUR UNCLE'S FUNERAL! HE WANTS THE PROMOTION EVERYONE! [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  12:55, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

::::Spoilers: My uncle never actually had a funeral... he was kind of weird like that.  That's how I used to try and control backlash, by creating the illusion of being a recluse/outcast with no friends/family.  But then with that last snafu (with that dead rich little white girl) they just started blindly attacking every fucking thing in the entire town... at which point all my clever manipulation and trolling tactics fell all apart.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 13:08, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

Reverting Onideus should be a bannable offense. We can't have anyone interrupt the uploading of food pics and cat memes.--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 12:59, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

:It's understandable that people would want to try and revenge revert my edits, I mean, half the articles I write aren't exactly very politically correct... [[Mariah Anderson]] ...most of them are specifically designed to cause massive levels of emotional instability infliction.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 13:08, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

:meta can be very useful for getting us noticed by the google... i'd hate to see them blacklist our site entirely behind some shit like this. that said, i think the internet cats articles are important. :< -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 16:05, 23 March 2015 (EDT)


* Don't mess up my quality article kthnxbai [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 16:57, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
::Making Onideus a crat? I think he might just de-op us all and take over ED {{user:NKO/sig}} 21:05, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

==IRC not working (at least for me)==

Hey, I've been wondering for the past few days I've been on the site, is it just me, or is the IRC totally borked? I don't know why, but whenever I try to access it, the page never loads. It doesn't even attempt to load. It just stops once the tab opens. What is there to do? I've been told that it is important to go there, but I can't. Any help available? Or is it just something like my computer's firewall or what?
{{clear}}
--[[User:TheDOSFag|TheDOSFag]] 18:43, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
:works for me. You connecting to irc.lulz.net #ed ?--[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 18:50, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
::I've tried numerous times with the permanent link atop every page. Maybe it's the fact that it still links to irc.wtfux.org instead of irc.lulz.net. Maybe it would be of consideration to change the permanent link?
{{clear}}
::--[[User:TheDOSFag|TheDOSFag]] 18:55, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
::P.S. I just tried irc.lulz.net and it doesn't work for me either.--[[User:TheDOSFag|TheDOSFag]] 18:58, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
:::irc.lulz.net, irc.wtfux.org and irc.encyclopediadramatica.se all go to the same place. Try https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/irc/ --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 19:01, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
::::Alright, thanks, that link works. I'll try to save it for future reference.--[[User:TheDOSFag|TheDOSFag]] 19:03, 21 March 2015 (EDT)

==Is It Me Or Is This Shit Increasing==
This shit...  [[Joe12d]]

I mean it used to be that these angry tweenage spergs were just making sloppy half-assed A-Log inspired revenge articles, but now they're starting to post outright death threats and personal army recruitment shit.  Not to mention the spastic, threatening, hate ridden images they keep uploading, most of which are never even put into any article or, when they are, they're usually thrown into articles like [[fat]], [[ugly]], [[slut]], etc, etc.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 03:34, 27 February 2015 (EST)

Usually they're more like this... [[MindfangVevo]]

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, gay, gay, fuck, fuck, fuck, gay... you get the idea.  More with the spastic angry tweenager and less with the outright threats and personal army requests.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 03:43, 27 February 2015 (EST)

:Isn't it ironic how ED attracts so many people who are the very subjects it documents and pokes fun of? We've got furries, bronies, aspies, weeaboos, homos, jews, deviants, and even pedophiles as active contributors. Some of these labels apply to members of our current administration, present company included.

:ED has a reputation for being the edgiest site out there with the potential to inflict emotional distress on almost anyone who earns their own article on it or discovers their personal image included on an unflattering page such as "fat" or "ugly." 

:It takes cognitive skills to be able to differentiate between "satire" and "shitty attack," and some don't understand that we're only interested in topical/internet relevant subjects, as opposed to that one weird kid who sits next to them in class or some boring YouTube nobody with ~100 subscribers. 

:They've got the right idea, they just need to think bigger and learn how to document existing drama as opposed to resorting to generic insults for lack of actual content. The worse cases are when someone signs on and drops a one-liner like "(insert name) is (insert generic insult)" with an account of an aforementioned nobody attached to it and expects everyone to do the work for them.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin/Personal_fap_vault]]&nbsp; 10:56, 27 February 2015 (EST)

:That article sucks. Edgelord attack article about some faggot nobody gives a shit about. Whoever wrote it should be murdered and sterilized. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 16:45, 28 February 2015 (EST)

Why haven't any of you considered the death notice? It was made pretty much <i>for</i> articles like this. [[User:Jazzybellio4912|Jazzybellio4912]]

== Tshirt contest ==

We are going to run a tshirt fundraiser. What we need is super high quality/resolution vector art. It should obviously be ED related, preferably the site name and/or logo, stylized, with the site URL. The winner will get a free tshirt with their design on it, a special custom forum medal and template on their wiki userpage, and maybe something else tbd later. Post your entries here or [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/tshirt-contest.20969/ here]. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 21:07, 26 February 2015 (EST)

:I'm not a designer, but I would proudly rock an ED t-shirt in public to [[Advertise|represent]] my favorite website of all time. I'd have no shame wearing it even if it bore my user name. In fact, I just paid some YouTube gamer running his own t-shirt fundraiser $19 to design [[:File:Vermin gift by Grant Duffrin 3.jpg|one with my nickname and rat persona]] on it. It should be arriving in a day or two.
:The cross-sword logo you designed would look sweet on a short-sleeved, all-black tee, but preferably without the URL on it in case it changes.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin/Personal_fap_vault]]&nbsp; 11:10, 27 February 2015 (EST)

I suggest someone makes a 9/11 T-shirt with the ED logo on the plane or something, maybe a columbine one too. 

[[User:AlGore|AlGore]] 23:24, 7 March 2015 (EST)

==He's Dead Jim==
[[Image:Spock_Is_Dead.jpg|thumb|left]][[Image:Zombie_Spock.jpg|thumb|center]]{{clear}}

Spock that is...  :(

--[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 14:15, 27 February 2015 (EST)

:* About time. [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 14:16, 27 February 2015 (EST)

::Yeah he was gettin pretty decrepit.  That's why I'm glad Robin Williams killed himself, we won't ever have to remember him as being a horrible zombie looking thing.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 14:21, 27 February 2015 (EST)

== broken soundcloud widget ==


* [[Widget:SoundCloud|This thing]] was blanked after the site had some maintenance done a few weeks ago because after that it made it so any page where it is used wouldn't load... It was pretty useful... any chance of it getting fixed? [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 16:53, 28 February 2015 (EST)

:: Fixed. [[User:Endsenten|Endsenten]] 10:35, 1 March 2015 (EST)

:::* ayyyyyyyy[[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 10:42, 1 March 2015 (EST)

==Contribution Searches==
Is there any way to search a person's contribution history for specific words... mostly the word "removed"... as it would make it a LOT easier to restore damage caused by morons who just start dumping shit left and right for no apparent reason.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 10:32, 8 March 2015 (EDT)
:Best I can tell u is to set it to 500 results and ctrl+f for "removed", most people don't have more than a couple thousand edits. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 20:40, 10 March 2015 (EDT)
::Query API for an XML dump with more results. 5000 seems to be a standard hard cap. '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 12:47, 14 March 2015 (EDT)

== [[Jeff Weise]] ==

<pre>hey on march 21st set the article, picture and video of the now to jeff weise stuff.

This is because it will be the 10th anniversary of his massacre. 

On march 21st, 2005 jeff weise sh0t his sk0l. 

Noone cared about him aftewr a few days cus he wasnt white, even though he racked up 9 kills, killd his granddad and GD's gf (GD was a cop btw), stole his shit and armor, drove into the school, killed a security guard, and mowed down ssome kids


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MggLyHhmEf4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS5bJea1wYM

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Weisedonate.jpg

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Weisefag.jpg

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Jeff_Weise</pre>

Someone please set this up thx --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 20:38, 10 March 2015 (EDT)

:* Not it. [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 05:28, 11 March 2015 (EDT)

::*Not it. [[User:Stlson|R.I.P Old dirty /b/tard]] 06:30, 11 March 2015 (EDT)

:This guy doesn't seem very remarkable at all... in fact as school shooters go he's not really all that lulzy.  He just doesn't really stand out.  Plus, ya know, technically speaking there are HUNDREDS of school shootings that we don't even have ED articles for at all, let alone "10th Anniversary Specials" or whatever.  I mean I could understand it if there were some new lulz, like maybe if someone was griefing the parents or causing some new drama but... it's just... a dead article, about a dead subject, with dead drama.  Essentially what you're saying is that the only thing that makes it "remarkable" is the fact that ten years have passed... which is pretty gawd damn apophenic.   ಠ_ಠ
:--[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 12:00, 11 March 2015 (EDT)

::IDK I got a suggestion by email and thought I would pass it along. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 14:55, 13 March 2015 (EDT)

==Serial Car Shitter At Large==
[[Image:Serial_Car_Shitter_At_Large.jpg|left|thumb]]{{clear}}

This guy has apparently been going around shitting all over cars... like 19 so far... and they're trying to track him down and arrest him... he's the butt fudge fugitive!  :D

--[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 22:21, 12 March 2015 (EDT)

:lol --[[User:LmaoZedong|LmaoZedong]] 13th March 2015

== General Questions ==

I've noticed some inconsistency in the edits on here so I wanted to ask some question to be a more useful EDitor:

*Do we host dox still? I've seen articles edited to protect dox and articles cleared of them so if there's a consensus I'd like to know.

*Are we taking sides in the whole race thing? I've noticed the white devils article reading a less inflammatory than say the nigger or azn articles.

[[User:Stlson|R.I.P Old dirty /b/tard]] 00:01, 17 March 2015 (EDT)

:If it's public record stuff it's generally okay to include it.  If it's like usernames, passwords, bank account info, SS numbers, etc, etc... then no, that would be highly illegal.  Also, if the point of putting dox in the article is try and create a personal army then that likewise wouldn't be such a bright idea.  Aside from that it's also possible that someone with an article could send Zaiger a cease and desist letter, which could potentially require the need to sanitize a particular article, but that's generally up to Zaiger's discretion.

:As far as the race issue, it's generally about inflicted drama.  The fact is that poking fun of minorities generally causes MUCH greater levels of drama than poking fun at the white majority (in general).  Usually when you want to try and poke at the ethnic majority you want to try and do it on another level, like religion or political stance or nationality.  The white devils article is rather impotent simply by it's inherent flaws.  No matter how scathing or inflammatory you try and make it... it's just not going to have much effect.

:In fact it could be argued that there shouldn't even be a white devils article since it only really serves as an emotional release valve for overly ass mad minorities.  Taking away that release valve would likely increase the level of cunt flustered drama to epic new levels.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 00:38, 17 March 2015 (EDT)

==What A Ballsy Thing To Wear==
Srsly...
[[Image:Natarsha_Belling_Penis_Jacket.jpg|thumb|left]]{{clear}}

Once you see it, you can never UN-see it!  :D

--[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 10:55, 17 March 2015 (EDT)

*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3004148/Playing-safe-Natarsha-Belling-steps-chic-black-Vneck-dress-following-recent-phallic-jacket-commotion.html hahaha holy shit]. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 12:45, 21 March 2015 (EDT)

==Taking Down ED==
Oh shi-

https://8ch.net/gamergate/res/486751.html

Srs business... https://archive.today/Q4ua6   :D

--[[User:Onideus|Onideus]] 13:06, 18 March 2015 (EDT)

:* Read that. Yawned. [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 13:58, 18 March 2015 (EDT)

::*Oh em gee I guess we're done guys.[[User:Stlson|R.I.P Old dirty /b/tard]] 14:05, 18 March 2015 (EDT)

What oddguy said.--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 23:31, 18 March 2015 (EDT)


Does that crazy nutball have an article on ED yet?  I just kinda skimmed over the tranny's blaaaawg but it looked fairly entertaining.  The one entry I read was like yammering on about how evil closet monsters online were digging up all its coveted personal information... but then it went on to supply gobs MORE personal information in the next three or four paragraphs!  Seriously it was like some kind of bizarre, detached, existential slap fight between its multiple personalities fighting for dominance in the same post.  Like a tripped out cross between MPD and a serious victim complex.  ಠ_ಠ

I kind of wonder if it imagines its former male self as being the imaginary closet monster that's out to get it, like if that's the face it uses to depict the supposed anonymous attackers.  It's, it's own worst enemy!  :D

--[[User:Onideus|Onideus]] 04:08, 19 March 2015 (EDT)

:::* The person the article is about? Yeah, he has an aricle. [[Sarah Butts]]. That's why he's so angry. But I don't think he's the one who actually created the thread. [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 05:36, 19 March 2015 (EDT)

::TL;DR {{user:NKO/sig}} 04:10, 19 March 2015 (EDT)

:::Yeah, it's hard to read when my cock is so long that it causes you to choke.  Don't worry about it though, a bitch is generally only useful for sucking, not reading. :D
:::--[[User:Onideus|Onideus]] 04:21, 19 March 2015 (EDT)

[[File:Mad Hatter Working Messy Jessie shoop.jpg]]

==Moot no longer runs 4Chan==
[https://www.4chan.org/news?all#119 For reals!] He stepped down and now is letting a "foundation" run the site. Is it a good move or bad move? I think only time will tell. --[[User:3tails|3tails]] 23:26, 18 March 2015 (EDT)

Old news, where have you been the past two months? [[User:Tim the Insufferable|<font size="2" face="cursive" color="green">'''The INSUFFERABLE Tim'''</font>]] [[File:Fuck me.jpg|30px|link= User Talk:Tim the Insufferable]] 00:24, 19 March 2015 (EDT)

:: Mostly living under a rock or editing ED. So... derp. --[[User:3tails|3tails]] 03:13, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

== Mysterybot ==

I keep hearing about Mysterybot and how it protected ED from spam and vandalism on old ED. One question : can it be brought back to the new ED? [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 08:29, 20 March 2015 (EDT)

No because bringing it back would require someone with talent. [[User:Tim the Insufferable|<font size="2" face="cursive" color="green">'''The INSUFFERABLE Tim'''</font>]] [[File:Fuck me.jpg|30px|link= User Talk:Tim the Insufferable]] 10:47, 20 March 2015 (EDT)

We already have that... well, I have that.  It's not on automatic though at the moment.  I use it to auto-revert vandalism on occasion (which in my opinion is much more entertaining than banning people).  You can make your own though if you like, it's not that hard.  It doesn't need to be all super fancy either (like that DA image harvester I created) it can just be real simple, like using augmented browsing forms.  You can use Grease Monkey too if you really want to simplify things.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 16:44, 20 March 2015 (EDT)
::I've emailed whitemystery a few times asking for mysterybot but haven't heard back from him. We are starting a fundraiser soon to hire a dev to do a few things, like upgrading MediaWiki, and we will pay someone to write us a bot when that happens. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 12:44, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
:::Cool [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 12:52, 21 March 2015 (EDT)

::::* What about [[User:Colleen|Colleen]]? [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 14:18, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
*Colleen keeps having mental break downs every few days and it is just designed to welcome new users, not fight spam/vandalism.[[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 01:30, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
:::::*Collen is just a super simplistic bot script designed to give new users a rundown on ED: 101 once they make an account and other features in a copy-paste format and automatically placing the ban template on said banned user pages. [[User:Tim the Insufferable|<font size="2" face="cursive" color="green">'''The INSUFFERABLE Tim'''</font>]] [[File:Fuck me.jpg|30px|link= User Talk:Tim the Insufferable]] 14:33, 21 March 2015 (EDT)

== NEW DONATION SERVER ==

We have a new donation page located at https://donate.encyclopediadramatica.se/

This is where we will be collecting all donations from now, on including forum bling.

If you already donate through Patreon please wait until AFTER the next time they charge your card to cancel your subscription with them and move to the new server. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 18:28, 21 March 2015 (EDT)

== VOTN ==

Your suggestions fucking suck. Make better ones, or I'll set some shit that is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZD0JRoKSq4 painfully unfunny] but I like. Better than nothing. '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 03:59, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

:Or [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwMwGfNcwis this] [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 04:03, 27 March 2015 (EDT)


::Here's my suggestion: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjllVe_H3wY Ass Dozer]
::--[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 06:08, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
:::Guess what? That's right, nobody gives a fuck. Try again. '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 16:57, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

::::If you go on YouTube and run a search for "dog playing piano" you can find all sorts of "fucks" that nobody will give... you, anyway.  :D
::::--[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 17:14, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

::::Something "old" (from 2011)...
::::[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teaft0Kg-Ok Pancake Rap]
::::--[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 17:28, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

== Onideus perma ban ==

[[For Great Justice|Onideus has been permabanned, Phobos has his admin privs back. Next person who attempts to unban Onideus or his socks will be perma-banned without a possibility of being back as long as I'm sysadmin.]]
&nbsp;<font face="Monospace" size="5">[[User:SeeBeen|<span style="color: #01A9E0;">SeeBeen</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:communist_cat_sig.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:SeeBeen]] 18:18, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
::Additionally, Schnookums has been given admin privs (again), with OtterWhiskers as editor in training. If they cause any problems, send me a msg or an e-mail. &nbsp;<font face="Monospace" size="5">[[User:SeeBeen|<span style="color: #01A9E0;">SeeBeen</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:communist_cat_sig.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:SeeBeen]] 18:30, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

:::* I don't like this revolving door where onideus and schnookums fight and then whichever one of them is more autistic at that moment is the one that gets banned and the one of them who's slightly less autistic becomes a staff member until the next time the balance of autism shifts. [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 18:33, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
:::I agree with oddguy. &nbsp;&nbsp;<font face="Balloon">[[User_talk:OtterWhiskers|<span style="color:purple">Agent Otter Whiskers</span>]]</font>&nbsp;<sup>[[File:Shadow otter.jpg|40px|link=User:OtterWhiskers]]</sup> 18:58, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
::::After tonight, there is no chance of Onideus returning here again. Atleast not while I'm the sysadmin. Also, it was Onideus vs Phobos, not schnookums. &nbsp;<font face="Monospace" size="5">[[User:SeeBeen|<span style="color: #01A9E0;">SeeBeen</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:communist_cat_sig.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:SeeBeen]] 18:37, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
::::Remove onideus's Editor privs now [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 18:38, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
::::Done &nbsp;<font face="Monospace" size="5">[[User:SeeBeen|<span style="color: #01A9E0;">SeeBeen</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:communist_cat_sig.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:SeeBeen]] 18:40, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
:::::Sorry guys, I don't know what goes on in IRC. All I just saw Phobos banning ppl. I actually didn't know you guys decided to ban Onideus {{user:NKO/sig}} 18:51, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
::::::Then you should use IRC moar nigger [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 19:04, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
::What a shame, and just when the wiki was starting to feel alive again.[[File:PoshBlastoise.gif|25px|link=User:BakaRed]][[User_talk:BakaRed|<span style="background-color:red; color:white;">'''Talk'''</span>]]''' | '''[[Special:Contributions/BakaRed|<span style="background-color:blue; color:White;">'''Contribs'''</span>]] 19:32, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
:::I thought you had class [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 19:34, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
::::Please don't make edits to other people's posts, I'd hate to see another regular user on the wiki get banned for spergging out. [[File:PoshBlastoise.gif|25px|link=User:BakaRed]][[User_talk:BakaRed|<span style="background-color:red; color:white;">'''Talk'''</span>]]''' | '''[[Special:Contributions/BakaRed|<span style="background-color:blue; color:White;">'''Contribs'''</span>]] 19:50, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
:::::lol chillax. onideus was driving away new users and fucking every article with his special brand of autism, you will see the wiki will improve now that his diaper ass is gone [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 19:53, 2 April 2015 (EDT)


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 01:21, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

Agreed, and good call on revoking his VD too. How the mighty have fallen, not gonna miss that manbaby. [[User:1sam234|1sam234]] 02:31, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

'''BAN ALL THE NIGGERS''' {{User:Oblique/sig}} 04:36, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

:Logged in just to say ^__^ LOL [[User:Gretchen|Gretchen]] 01:26, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

== New Pages ==

If you're searching for an article to feature please consult [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:NewPages]]. This personal project has been moved to the mainspace so others can join in. At the moment this is a work in progress, I'll add new articles after they are 15 days old, giving the writer plenty of time to finish before reviewing.

Long term, I hope to replace the New pages link on the sidebar with this, giving people a meaningful list of new pages, not just some automatically generated list. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  17:14, 3 April 2015 (EDT)
Project space ^
:Same goes for XOTN. I can only cover you unfunny fuckers so much. ''Make suggestions'' or the main page is fucking blank, and we all know how lulzy that is. '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 06:43, 4 April 2015 (EDT)
::In short, fuck you with a goddamn rake. '''Fuck you and die'''. That's about what you're worth. '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 06:49, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

== (at) ED email address ==

If I remember correctly, we're migrating from [http://www.patreon.com/encyclopediadramatica Patreon] to [https://donate.encyclopediadramatica.se donation] server. [[Main Page/did you know|Did you know...]] has been updated.

On the donation server, for recurring payments, could we include an optional field for a wiki/irc/forum username. Then we'll know who to give a free email address. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  08:10, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

== contact email addresses ==

We have contact@encyclopediadramatica.se, jewgold@encyclopediadramatica.se and admin@encyclopediadramatica.se for contact email addresses on our wiki, so which is it? Or does it not matter? [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  08:22, 5 April 2015 (EDT)
:we all have @ed, but if you look ''really'' close, one stands out '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 08:45, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

:::{{greentext|>we all have @ed}}
::Speak for yourself. I don't need a third ED related email address. Yeah, having the word jew associated with anything 'official' ED does bother me. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  08:50, 5 April 2015 (EDT)
:::contact@encyclopediadramatica.se is the official email address. jewgold@ is for donation info and admin@ is my email address. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 17:28, 13 April 2015 (EDT)

== William Shatner tweeted about us ==

* But I have no idea what he's trying to say. Check it out:
:'''[https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/588124989078966272 "On Reddit there's a subreddit called Encyclopedia Dramatica that  all they do is flitter."]''' - QOTN? [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 06:59, 15 April 2015 (EDT)

::{{check}} [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  08:49, 15 April 2015 (EDT)

::Flitter: "to move quickly in an apparently random or purposeless manner." Basically he's saying all they do on /ed/ is talk random shit about stuff they read (and likely don't understand) on the internet before moving on to the next topic. All of his other recent tweets are about him standing up to harassment he claims to be receiving over someone from some Once Upon A Time TV show calling him "a puppet on payroll" (his own interpretation), and then he mentions ED in the middle of his rants.

::Someone informed him that ED is an actual website instead of just a subreddit and warned him not to go there, and he responded. https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/588125866116251648
{{Embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/588125866116251648}}
::[[William Shatner|His page]] is a redirect to [[Star Trek]]. The "ship" part of that tweet is a reference to his beef with Once Upon A Time fans who're "shipping" the romantic pairing of Swan Queen (Emma Swan and Regina Mills/Evil Queen), and the resulting hate he receives by not supporting their wishes to petition the Captain Hook actor to be fired so that the pairing could become canon.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 11:30, 15 April 2015 (EDT)

::: I love Star Trek and now I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  12:53, 15 April 2015 (EDT)

::::* I'm not one for nerd crap, but I have to admit, the original Star Track with him on it was pretty enjoyable. [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 17:12, 15 April 2015 (EDT)

== Oddguy's laughable power trip ==

Dear Zaiger,

Stop feeding Oddguy's ego by calling him "the greatest writer ED's got." He now believes he singlehandedly controls everything that sees the front page. All of his GamerGate articles that he writes get set as AOTN by him, but other admins aren't allowed to write their own internet relevant articles from the ground up and feature them because his ego has inflated so much that he now feels the need to block fellow admins who are actively contributing to the wiki from featuring other articles.

You also might want to tell him to get a life because he clearly needs one. Thanks, another contributing admin.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 02:55, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
:Oddguy > you [[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]] 03:33, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
::Nice circlejerking, chief. Unfortunately this isn't a vote of popularity, so carry on.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 09:23, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
:Can't help but bitch [[User:Finsolu|Finsolu]]
::Come on, Solution, surely you have more to add than that. You can use this as an opportunity to share another one of your renowned Photoshops.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 11:30, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

::* You're only mad at me because I removed your article about chocking from the AOTN. But the only reason I did that is because you only put it there to get some sort of elicit sexual thrill because you are sexually frustrated. You have a fetish for auto-erotic asphyxiation so you spend much of your time on the forum (and I imagine the rest of the site as well but didn't check) talking about suffocating, asking others to talk to you about it, posting videos of yourself holding your breath and inviting people to have "breath holding contest" with you so you can think about them chocking themselves and masturbate (I imagine you're getting excited just reading this). The article itself is not only bad, unfunny and not relevant to anything, but also contains a "joke" about asking people to hold their breath while reading it and videos of yourself suffocating yourself. Putting it on the front page is a transparent attempt by you to sexually arouse yourself with the thought of people watching you hold your breath or holding their own while reading the article. This is not unlike when you put a thread about not showering on TOTN and invited people to join and tell stories about how they smell because you also have a fetish for repulsive body odors. Whatever criticism you have for me is all well and good and if you have any other articles you want o put on the front page, feel free to do so (but not the ones about drowning or foot fetishes for much the same reason). However, please don't turn ED's front page into your personal (and vary obvious) attempt at getting our users to unwittingly participate in your sexual fantasies. It's not only sad, but an embarrassment to the site as a whole. [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 03:36, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
:::ogodlolwtf '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 04:37, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

:::Lmao, these replies made my morning, thanks. Especially yours, Oddguy. Keep crying about setting an article on the front page for 2 days because it's gonna interfere with your hard work about LamerGate. This isn't your wiki, it's everyone's, and you aren't a crat here. I write about what interests me, just like you do, so good job posting a huuuuge wall of text trying to play e-psychiatrist for me instead of interpreting it as that and letting it go. It's times like these when "ED's greatest writer" shows his true colors of being a moron. LOL.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 09:23, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

::::* Vermin, [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/watch-me-hold-my-breath-until-i-black-out.20076/#post-723060 here is a thread where you posted a video of yourself chocking yourself until you black out,] which today you edited because the video was broken and you wanted to make sure more people watch it. Here is you [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/minty-is-a-dumb-sciencewhore-who-doesnt-know-shit.20887/page-7#post-685272 inviting people to compete with you at holding their breath.] Here is you [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica%3AThread_of_the_Now&action=historysubmit&diff=746310&oldid=740265 editing the thread about smelling bad] onto the front page, where you also talk about suffocating yourself. on the [[foot fetish]] article you mention yourself as someone with a foot fetish, so you have no problem telling everyone what you get off to. I can also post pictures of the time you jerked off to [[sexlord66]] in a privet conversation and then invited as many people as you could to that conversation to make sure people watch. It's a bit late to deny that you're gay, you're a furry, you're obsessed with rats and get turned on by feet, smelling like shit and, most of all, people watching you. All of which is fine, or not really fine but none of my business. But it's surely not the business of everyone who uses ED. When you say "I write about what interests me", I assume you mean sexually. If you want to put articles on AOTN, that's fine. I'm not the king of the AOTN. But if you want to do it because you get off to people watching you engage in your fetishes, then please put on a trench-coat and flash people in the street instead. [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 09:48, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

:::I got in trouble for doing this myself a while back when I tried blocking {{U|CrackRabbit}} from setting [[Vaporwave]] as AOTN, an article she and Meepsheep had written together because they were fans of the subject. I didn't feel an obscure music genre written from a supportive angle would look good for ED, despite the "it's irony, and irony is satire" explanation she had provided. Zaiger ended up siding with her and openly stating that a 2-day article on the front page isn't gonna make ED look bad, and I learned to never try to block other users' contributions like that again.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 09:53, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

::::@Oddguy, your e-psychiatry is way off. I am disappoint. Allow me to take the time to correct it since you took the time to write it all out.
::::*I'm not gay. Anyone who's not an idiot and pays enough attention here knows that. If I was, I'd have no probably stating it like I do with everything else about myself.
::::*Yes, I am a furry (really? you don't say!)
::::*I do satirize myself as a rat, and it's my persona on ED. Correct.
::::*I don't get turned on by feet per se, my interest is in the odor. Not sorry if adding feet pics to my "fap vault" as a joke offends you (which it clearly does, since you're bringing it into this conversation and it's completely unrelated to the issue).
::::*Yes, I do want people to watch that video on the forum because it was something crazy that happened one time which I happened to catch on tape. So what? But I wasn't "choking" myself in the video, I don't ever choke myself. That means you put shit around your neck, and I don't do that.
::::*Sexlord being sexlord inboxed me that day with those pics and I added a bunch of people to the conversation as a joke, but you can go on and falsely claim I jerked off to him because you're mad right now.
::::*If you'd like to learn more, please visit my [[User:Vermin/Personal fap vault|fap vault]]!
::::And to think all of this is over an article being on the front page for 2 days... wowzers!&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 10:04, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

The edit war over [[Vaporwave]] was silly. CrackRabbit had every right to set it as AOTN. So I don't see the issue with [[Asphyxiaphilia‎]]. I only wish that Vermin would do some more writing like he used to. And I'm unsure when we started questioning a person's motives for writing an article. This is so silly. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  10:44, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

tl;dr, but pretty sure vermin is just butthurt [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 11:14, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

:{{diff|751162|Autocorrect}}? "Verming" isn't an English word.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 11:21, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
:::oh noes he made fun of a typo i did in English cuz its just one of 5 languages ik [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 12:20, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

::Now now, someone seems a wee bit upset, the best course of action is to hold your breath.
::[[File:Pepe2.jpg]]
::[[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<span style="color:green;">CobaltCat</span>]] 11:40, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
:::{{like|vermin}}

* I've said my {{sic|peace|piece}} on this. I'm not going to read any further comments on this top, get into an edit war or involve myself in this argument which I can tell has become rather asinine just by looking at it. All I have to say is that I couldn't care less about you putting an article on AOTN if I didn't suspect your motives were sexual. [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User:Oddguy]] [[Gary Busey|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 14px">oddguy</span>]] [[File:G Head.png|30px|link= User Talk:Oddguy]] 12:30, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
:Works for me. My motive is to be myself and contribute to the wiki as I'm expected to as an admin. But don't worry about my motives, just keep writing, which I agree is what you're best at.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 13:51, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

[[TJC]] isn't the place to carry out butthurt personal vendettas,take your beef with oddguy somewhere else.--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 12:56, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
:You clearly didn't understand what this post was about, but that's okay.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 13:51, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
:*Oddguy is the best writer we have at the moment, look at [[Bahar Mustafa]] for a non-GG related article that he has recently written. That said, just let him put his article as AOTN, we need fresh content on the front page and it's not going to hurt anyone to have it up for a couple of days. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px]] 13:33, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
::Shanks, that was my whole point and all I was trying to express (in my own unique way).&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 13:51, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

::: No more writing yourself into articles please. I know about the inside joke between you and hipcrime, but we gotta set the example for others to follow. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  13:57, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

::::It's just funny to see if anyone notices, because that means they pay more attention to me than they should, otherwise it would go over their head.
::::It's also amusing to see people care so much about a simple photo or video of me existing in an article I personally wrote from the ground up, as if it actually matters. My presence these days is fairly minimal, yet I somehow elicit emotional outbursts from others without even trying. Obviously my intention was to write fresh material for the site, but oh well. As long as the {{U|Mantequilla|landlord}} understands that, I'll continue to do it as a hobby.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 14:08, 30 May 2015 (EDT)