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{{Ibhead|<big>'''{{glow|Cole Allen}}'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 11, 1995 ({{age|1995|4|11}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[California|Commiefornian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 1}}
{{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}
{{ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[v&]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]]}}
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'''{{glow|Cole Tomas Allen}}''' is the [[typical]] piece of evidence that [[niggers]] are not to be trusted with firearms. This <s>agent provocateur asset</s> [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|Pulp Fiction]] wannabe attempted to assassinate [[The Donald]] while he was hosting a [[fatass|dinner]] at the Washington Hilton in [[Washington, D.C.]]

==Background==
Cole was born on April 11, 1995 in [[California]]. He likely peaked in his high school's [[Actor|theatre class]], cuz he looks like Daveed Diggs and got a job in education. He tried to become a [[Gamers|video game developer]] but sucked ass at it most likely. He also [[Manchild|lived with his parents]]. After realizing that he pretty much had no life, he decided to throw it all away by [[Retard|blaming it all on Trump]] and travel several hours to Washington, D.C. to [[Psychopath|kill him]].

==The Shooting==
On April 25, 2026, Cole arrived at a hotel in Washington, D.C., gathered his weapons, and [[Natalie Rupnow|took a photo of himself standing in front of a mirror]] before sending his family his manifesto. In the manifesto, he calls Trump a [[pedo]], [[rapist]], and a [[racist]], and talks about other lefty topics like [[Emily Youcis|Will Stancil]] and [[Hasan Piker]], the latter of which he doesn't like. He also calls himself the "[[Cringe|Coldforce Friendly Federal Assassin]]", saying that he's going to kill Trump and every member of his cabinet {{glow|except FBI director Kash Patel}}, before becoming [[an hero]]. Family members immediately called the police, but it was already too late, as Cole had already headed out to fulfill his destiny.

Once he arrived, he was confronted by security near the main metal detector screening area of the Washington Hilton. He suddenly felt the spirit of [[Naruto]] inside him, telling him to run past the security checkpoint and take out any guards who come near him, so he did. Secret Service agents immediately ran towards him, but he [[Counter troll|fired back]]. He probably would've made it to the ballroom where Trump was if he didn't [[Idiot|trip and fall]]. He was immediately tackled, arrested, and taken into custody.

==Loadout==
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*'''Primary''': 12-gauge Maverick shotgun
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*'''Does 60~130 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': Armscor Precision .38 semi-automatic pistol
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*'''Does 19~25 Damage.'''
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*'''Tertiary''': Multiple knives
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*'''Does 30 Damage.'''
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*'''Spell''': Nigger
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*'''Double damage against [[White Devils]].'''
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==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|[[Epic Fail|0]]|[[Epic Fail|Didn't even get near his target]]|0|Only shot a Secret Service agent.|15|At least he had the balls to run past the security.|15|Got a lot of attention despite not reaching his target.|0|For being a [[niggers|nigger with rage]].|30|F|At least you did better than [[Ryan Routh]].}}

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==Gallery==
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File:Bro is not Natalie Rupnow.png|[[Natalie Rupnow|She]] ain't gonna pick you in the afterlife, bro. She's already getting [[BLACKED]] by [[Solomon Henderson|someone else]].
File:Cole Allen BLACKED.png|But hey! Your cellmate [[Bubba]] is always looking for a new [[Rape|plaything]].
File:Cole Tomas Allen Meme.jpg|Aw, [[Crybaby|boo hoo]].
File:Cole Allen Prediction.png|{{twitter|HenryMa79561893/status/1738018409441308955|Hmmm...}}
File:Cole Allen In Prison Be Like.jpeg|The face he's gonna make while getting raped in the prison showers.
File:Cole Allen Naruto.jpeg|He really was the [[BLACK MAN|black flash]] of the Hidden Leaf...
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File:Vance escorted before trump.gif|Totally not suspicious at all.
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File:colekiss.png|Yea kiss that floor you know you like it....
File:Cole Allen as baby.jpg|Aww, he'll grow up to be a great {{glow|[[v&|federal asset]]}}!
File:Cole Allen IDF shirt.jpg|[[Jew|Well, well, well.]]{{Jew}}
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==See Also==
*[[Aaron Alexis]] - The better [[Washington, D.C.]] nigger shooter by quite a wide margin.
*{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}}, {{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - His predecessors.
*{{glow|[[Tyler Robinson]]}} - Actually succeeded.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|2026_White_House_Correspondents'_Dinner_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{WPD|h/social/post/490620/megathread-shots-fired-during-president-donald|WPD coverage}}
*{{Steamgame|945530/Bohrdom/|Bohrdom, a game he developed}}
*[https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/read-whcd-gunman-cole-allens-full-anti-trump-manifesto/ His manifesto] {{Wayback|https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/read-whcd-gunman-cole-allens-full-anti-trump-manifesto/|20260430031814}}

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